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Jason Ruiz · 07-25-2008, 11:23 PM

The most angry I've ever seen my dad was when I was 14 years old and I was mowing the lawn. And I ran over an orange extension cord lying in the grass not knowing it would suck up into the lawn mower and cut that shit to pieces. My dad reacted by yelling, "What the fuck did you do that for!? A god damn MONKEY could have seen that fucking cord." That was the last time I ever operated a lawn mower.

Pizza The Hut · 07-25-2008, 11:29 PM

Hahaha.

Tuna Hematoma · 07-25-2008, 11:30 PM

You're the kind of kid that sticks forks into outlets to really see if they will shock you, aren't you?

Flounder · 12:05 AM

Recently:

My dad got into an altercation with a gentleman at one of my sister's soccer games. First, he scolded somebody's kid for tossing a frisbee around. Kid's mom runs up, yells at my dad. My dad mutters the word "bullshit." The lady runs to her husband to 'defend her honor.' Husband runs up to my dad, my dad tackles him to the ground, they get in a scuffle.

...On Mother's Day.

More recently:

My dad posted a message on a my sister's soccer bulletin board (which must be pretty similar to this one, I guess) CHALLENGING said husband to a fist fight outside of a club called "Wild Bills." My sister, subsequently, is kicked off of the team, soley for his actions.

Less Recently:

I could seriously just go on and on about him getting into verbal arguments, fist fights with men...we literally, not exaggerating, LITERALLY have never gone through 2 or more states on a family trip without him getting into a fight with some trucker at a gas station or something. He has VERY serious anger problems.

Allergic 2 Life · 07-26-2008, 12:01 AM

is your dad randy marsh?

Allergic 2 Life · 07-26-2008, 12:04 AM

my dad just yelled at a telemarketer, he was being... kind of racist...

Flounder · 07-26-2008, 12:09 AM

One time I was riding with my dad somewhere. As we're about to pull out of our neighborhood, there's this school bus in front of us, kinda stalling, taking a little longer than you'd think a school bus should. My dad is just wailing on his horn, yelling "c'mon! let's go!" Well, I guess from the angle he was, he couldn't see that it was a...short bus. And the kids getting off of it were clearly, y'know, impaired. So one of the kids mom walks over to the car, very politely says "Sir, these are special needs children. They just...need a lil time." My dad...does not even acknowledge this woman. Just stares straight ahead, pissed off.

Who wants a drink?

Flounder · 07-26-2008, 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Allergic 2 Life

is your dad randy marsh?

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Damage Jackal · 07-26-2008, 01:54 AM

haha flounder's dad is awesome

Melrose Let Down · 07-26-2008, 02:20 AM

I could win this thread with REAL stories about my dad... if I could be bothered. Here's one for fun...

When my dad was in his early thirties he worked at this machine shop. There was a dude there who was an asshole to him. The guy would always tell my dad to suck his dick. My dad is a pretty calm guy, so he just played it off. One day though, he got tired of it. The guy said "Suck my dick dan!" So my dad said "Ok, take your pants down."

The guy pulled out his dick, thinking it would be funny. My dad grabbed him by the balls and lifted him up into the air and then threw him down onto his back.

Melrose Let Down · 07-26-2008, 02:24 AM

Oh yeah, last week my brother was meeting my dad somewhere. My bro pulls into the parking lot and sees my dad sitting in his truck. He also sees a gas pump handle and cable hanging out of my dads gas tank!!

My brother freaks out and points it out to my dad who is like... "OH MAN! How did this happen... I can't beli.... AWWW I'M JUST KIDDING! I BOUGHT IT AT THE SWAPMEET!"

He then announced that he thought it would be a neat way to meet people. He thought his future wife might flag him down on the highway to tell him about the thing hanging from his gas tank, and then they might start talking and get to know one another.

Melrose Let Down · 07-26-2008, 02:26 AM

One time he left chemo-therapy and went straight to the dock where he went fishing for yellowfin tuna on a halfday boat.

My Dad LAUGHED at chemo-therapy.

Melrose Let Down · 07-26-2008, 02:29 AM

My Dad loves quotes... He always tries to use quotes to teach me life lessons... but he never gets the quotes right. One time we were trying to take his boat out fishing for the day, but the engine wouldn't start. He quickly thought of a quote to use for the situation, but of course, he didn't know the whole thing...

"You know Josh... 'The best laid plans of mice and men.... uhhh.... God will work it out.'"

Andres · 07-26-2008, 02:39 AM

Dude, those stories fucking sucked.

Tuna Hematoma · 07-26-2008, 02:40 AM

Your dad = tim taylor

Michael Sandford · 07-26-2008, 02:46 AM

my dad is shaq

Breed · 07-26-2008, 02:49 AM

I don't think so, Tim.

Raz · 07-26-2008, 02:50 AM

my dad drank an invisible potion when i was three. thats what mum said. right guys? heh.

Shaun · 07-26-2008, 02:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Flounder

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Breed · 07-26-2008, 02:57 AM

My dad hates it when we sit in his office chair

Sorcerer · 07-26-2008, 03:22 AM

My dad:

-Was the stable parental figure in my life after he and my mom divorced.

-Let me watch very violent movies growing up, but made sure to block out the nudity.

-Has a successful career in electronics sales/deliver owning his own business.

-Frequently gambles and wins.

-Dates women that seem far out of his league that absolutely love him.

-Loves Star Trek, Bond Films, and Harrison Ford movies.

-Chews tobacco, but is adamant against smoking.

-Drinks maybe once a year, and that's just when our family is in town.

-Makes very bad jokes, but people laugh anyway for some reason.

Raz · 07-26-2008, 03:38 AM

what your dad like

Yamles · 07-26-2008, 03:38 AM

My real dad:

- Lived a double life with two families/wives for 16 years.
- Plays the drums.
- Was the heaviest baby ever born in the north island of New Zealand, yet is the shortest man I know.
- Once brought my sister a brand new hard drive video camera for christmas, and gave me $25.00.
- During the marrage break up of my parents, came around to our house drunk and when mum wouldn't let him in, fell asleep on the stairs.
- Once pulled a shotgun on himself when I said I didn't want to see him.
- When I was 11, I was wearing a pair of my mums high heels for fun, and dad said "It looks like you have legs all the way up to your cunt". And I didn't know what it ment.
DADDY ISSUES.

My step dad:

- Once knocked my sisters boyfriend out.
- Cried when I asked if I could call him Dad.
- Is the tallest man I know.

Damage Jackal · 07-26-2008, 03:49 AM

My step dad once got pulled over for drink driving. The cops couldn't believe it when he blew .241 because he seemed so sober. My step dad told them it was because he'd been taking speed as well.

Skittlebrau · 07-26-2008, 04:04 AM

My dad is one of a pair of identical twins, though they have very obvious differences in tone of voice and speech pattern. Also, my dad has a moustache, which I guess makes him the evil one.

Apparently, after the first time they broke up in high school, my mom went out with my dad's twin brother. It apparently wasn't for very long, but I could still tell when my mom and my aunt were laughing about it that he wasn't totally cool with it. Afterwards, he had a shot with his brother's current wife, but knew he dug her, so he let it slide. Now she supports him with her full time job and they go on lavish cruises once a year, and my dad...has my mom.

(PS OFF TOPIC: My mom is fucking awesome)

07-25-2008, 11:36 PM	#79
Flounder Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 6,510	Recently: My dad got into an altercation with a gentleman at one of my sister's soccer games. First, he scolded somebody's kid for tossing a frisbee around. Kid's mom runs up, yells at my dad. My dad mutters the word "bullshit." The lady runs to her husband to 'defend her honor.' Husband runs up to my dad, my dad tackles him to the ground, they get in a scuffle. ...On Mother's Day. More recently: My dad posted a message on a my sister's soccer bulletin board (which must be pretty similar to this one, I guess) CHALLENGING said husband to a fist fight outside of a club called "Wild Bills." My sister, subsequently, is kicked off of the team, soley for his actions. Less Recently: I could seriously just go on and on about him getting into verbal arguments, fist fights with men...we literally, not exaggerating, LITERALLY have never gone through 2 or more states on a family trip without him getting into a fight with some trucker at a gas station or something. He has VERY serious anger problems.
Flounder Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 6,510	Last edited by Flounder : 07-26-2008 at 12:05 AM. Reason: left out a good part

07-26-2008, 12:09 AM	#82
Flounder Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 6,510	One time I was riding with my dad somewhere. As we're about to pull out of our neighborhood, there's this school bus in front of us, kinda stalling, taking a little longer than you'd think a school bus should. My dad is just wailing on his horn, yelling "c'mon! let's go!" Well, I guess from the angle he was, he couldn't see that it was a...short bus. And the kids getting off of it were clearly, y'know, impaired. So one of the kids mom walks over to the car, very politely says "Sir, these are special needs children. They just...need a lil time." My dad...does not even acknowledge this woman. Just stares straight ahead, pissed off. Who wants a drink?
Flounder Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 6,510

07-26-2008, 02:39 AM	#89
Andres Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,797	Dude, those stories fucking sucked.
Andres Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,797

07-26-2008, 02:46 AM	#91
Michael Sandford Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 919	my dad is shaq
Michael Sandford Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 919

07-26-2008, 02:49 AM	#92
Breed Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 7,768	I don't think so, Tim.
Breed Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 7,768

07-25-2008, 11:23 PM	#76
Jason Ruiz Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 12,975	The most angry I've ever seen my dad was when I was 14 years old and I was mowing the lawn. And I ran over an orange extension cord lying in the grass not knowing it would suck up into the lawn mower and cut that shit to pieces. My dad reacted by yelling, "What the fuck did you do that for!? A god damn MONKEY could have seen that fucking cord." That was the last time I ever operated a lawn mower.

07-25-2008, 11:29 PM	#77
Pizza The Hut Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 10,633	Hahaha.

07-25-2008, 11:30 PM	#78
Tuna Hematoma Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,055	You're the kind of kid that sticks forks into outlets to really see if they will shock you, aren't you?

07-26-2008, 12:01 AM	#80
Allergic 2 Life Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,459	is your dad randy marsh?

07-26-2008, 12:04 AM	#81
Allergic 2 Life Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,459	my dad just yelled at a telemarketer, he was being... kind of racist...

07-26-2008, 01:54 AM	#84
Damage Jackal Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 18,523	haha flounder's dad is awesome

07-26-2008, 02:20 AM	#85
Melrose Let Down Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,566	I could win this thread with REAL stories about my dad... if I could be bothered. Here's one for fun... When my dad was in his early thirties he worked at this machine shop. There was a dude there who was an asshole to him. The guy would always tell my dad to suck his dick. My dad is a pretty calm guy, so he just played it off. One day though, he got tired of it. The guy said "Suck my dick dan!" So my dad said "Ok, take your pants down." The guy pulled out his dick, thinking it would be funny. My dad grabbed him by the balls and lifted him up into the air and then threw him down onto his back.

07-26-2008, 02:24 AM	#86
Melrose Let Down Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,566	Oh yeah, last week my brother was meeting my dad somewhere. My bro pulls into the parking lot and sees my dad sitting in his truck. He also sees a gas pump handle and cable hanging out of my dads gas tank!! My brother freaks out and points it out to my dad who is like... "OH MAN! How did this happen... I can't beli.... AWWW I'M JUST KIDDING! I BOUGHT IT AT THE SWAPMEET!" He then announced that he thought it would be a neat way to meet people. He thought his future wife might flag him down on the highway to tell him about the thing hanging from his gas tank, and then they might start talking and get to know one another.

07-26-2008, 02:26 AM	#87
Melrose Let Down Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,566	One time he left chemo-therapy and went straight to the dock where he went fishing for yellowfin tuna on a halfday boat. My Dad LAUGHED at chemo-therapy.

07-26-2008, 02:29 AM	#88
Melrose Let Down Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,566	My Dad loves quotes... He always tries to use quotes to teach me life lessons... but he never gets the quotes right. One time we were trying to take his boat out fishing for the day, but the engine wouldn't start. He quickly thought of a quote to use for the situation, but of course, he didn't know the whole thing... "You know Josh... 'The best laid plans of mice and men.... uhhh.... God will work it out.'"

07-26-2008, 02:40 AM	#90
Tuna Hematoma Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,055	Your dad = tim taylor

07-26-2008, 02:50 AM	#93
Raz Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,485	my dad drank an invisible potion when i was three. thats what mum said. right guys? heh.
Raz Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,485

07-26-2008, 02:57 AM	#95
Breed Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 7,768	My dad hates it when we sit in his office chair
Breed Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 7,768

07-26-2008, 03:22 AM	#96
Sorcerer Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 219	My dad: -Was the stable parental figure in my life after he and my mom divorced. -Let me watch very violent movies growing up, but made sure to block out the nudity. -Has a successful career in electronics sales/deliver owning his own business. -Frequently gambles and wins. -Dates women that seem far out of his league that absolutely love him. -Loves Star Trek, Bond Films, and Harrison Ford movies. -Chews tobacco, but is adamant against smoking. -Drinks maybe once a year, and that's just when our family is in town. -Makes very bad jokes, but people laugh anyway for some reason.
Sorcerer Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 219

07-26-2008, 03:38 AM	#97
Raz Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,485	what your dad like
Raz Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,485

07-26-2008, 03:38 AM	#98
Yamles Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 2,799	My real dad: - Lived a double life with two families/wives for 16 years. - Plays the drums. - Was the heaviest baby ever born in the north island of New Zealand, yet is the shortest man I know. - Once brought my sister a brand new hard drive video camera for christmas, and gave me $25.00. - During the marrage break up of my parents, came around to our house drunk and when mum wouldn't let him in, fell asleep on the stairs. - Once pulled a shotgun on himself when I said I didn't want to see him. - When I was 11, I was wearing a pair of my mums high heels for fun, and dad said "It looks like you have legs all the way up to your cunt". And I didn't know what it ment. DADDY ISSUES. My step dad: - Once knocked my sisters boyfriend out. - Cried when I asked if I could call him Dad. - Is the tallest man I know.
Yamles Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 2,799

07-26-2008, 03:49 AM	#99
Damage Jackal Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 18,523	My step dad once got pulled over for drink driving. The cops couldn't believe it when he blew .241 because he seemed so sober. My step dad told them it was because he'd been taking speed as well.

07-26-2008, 04:04 AM	#100
Skittlebrau Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 8,804	My dad is one of a pair of identical twins, though they have very obvious differences in tone of voice and speech pattern. Also, my dad has a moustache, which I guess makes him the evil one. Apparently, after the first time they broke up in high school, my mom went out with my dad's twin brother. It apparently wasn't for very long, but I could still tell when my mom and my aunt were laughing about it that he wasn't totally cool with it. Afterwards, he had a shot with his brother's current wife, but knew he dug her, so he let it slide. Now she supports him with her full time job and they go on lavish cruises once a year, and my dad...has my mom. (PS OFF TOPIC: My mom is fucking awesome)

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