The Colon Burger Saga

The Colon Burger series defies description; I produced them nearly ten years ago when I was young and stupid. The humor is almost unexplainable, and the difference in production values between the first movie (Colon Burger) and the final, unfinished epic conclusion (SPAM Burger) is immense. The order:

The story: Billy Bob, the bumbling protagonist, gets caught up in an epic battle against the evil Colon Burger franchise. Colon Burger's sole employee, Tim the Teenage Freak, is heavily invested in the success of Colon Burger and will stop at nothing to destroy Billy Bob.

Colon Burger
Colon Burger 2
Colon Burger 3
Colon Burger 4: Final
Colon Burger 3000
Colon Burger 3000: Death Burger Rising
S.P.A.M. Burger

S.P.A.M, or Super Potty Avenger Man, was a series created by my good friend and we collaborated for three years to make SPAM Burger.

Anyway, the first few movies aren't good in any way, and all have completely bizarre humor. I hope you enjoy my epic saga!

[Dominator Dan]

Haha i'll get through these someday
I got through like the first third of the first one bu, which one is the best one and i'll watch that and rate accordingly

[Phange]

Definitely SPAM burger. The first few are the first movies I ever made, so they're obviously very bad. Watch CB III onward.