Pickup lines that never fail, by Flounder. (add your own)

[Flounder]

1.) You look like a CAKE, baby. Like a fucking beautiful-ass cake that I just wanna FUCK. Let me FUCK THAT CAKE. Mffff, girl you don't even KNOW.

2.) I'd fuck that face until the sun comes up, baby. I don't give a FUCK. MFFF, goddamn girl you don't even KNOW.

3.) Girl, what kinda panties you got on? LOOK and then tell me, I know you already know but LOOK first. When can I hit it? MFFFF GIRL YOU DONT EVE-AHHHHH FUCK

4.) Feed me like a baby! Let me suck on your titties, can you milk? MFFFF GIRL OH MY GAHHHHHARRRR

5.) LET ME JUST FUCK IT.

6.) EVER BEEN POWERFUCKED? YOU THE KINDA SLUT THAT'LL LET A NIGGA JUST RAPE THAT SHIT.


It's like an art. Most guys are too uptight to just fucking SAY IT. Y'know? Just EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANNA DO TO HER AT THE VERY SECOND and just blurt it the fuck out. Just nyaAAAAAARGH LET ME FUCK SOME OF THAT FACE. Don't be afraid, just SAY IT. She'll be into it if you're sincere.