Jim Raynor's Big Movie

Jim Raynor's Big Movie · 03-22-2008, 03:54 PM

I wrote something mean about Jim Raynor's submissions to The Big Movie in The Big Movie - Extras. It was intended to be a hidden text box, but I apparently underestimated how many people would have the font it was written in (DellaRobbia BT), and as a result, most people saw it appear on the last frame.

As a result of that and Jim's subsequent ratings for the two releases I feel obligated to share the entries I cut from both movies, both in the interest of fairness and because of a simple fact you may not know about me.

Sometimes, I am not nice.

Here are the submissions that Jim Raynor apparently felt The Big Movie was sorely missing.

Dominator Dan · 03-22-2008, 04:08 PM

haha they were bad but i laughed a couple times
The black police was a good idea!

and yeah NICE EDIT ON MCGRAFF. i dunno if that's sarcastic or not haha

i have no idea how i feel about this movie at all.
I'm gonna rate it AVERAGELY from the 2 ratings he gave the big movies, cause i have no idea what to score it myself or something haha

edit: this was supposed to be a somewhat negative post
but hey I'M TOO NICE A GUY

Aaron Haynes · 03-22-2008, 04:11 PM

I've fixed the sound bugs in it (I may be kind of an asshole to compile this and release it in this manner, but I'm gonna present them exactly as they were sent in) and the link should work again in about 2 minutes.

Slade · 03-22-2008, 04:23 PM

FACE. FUCKING. PALM.

bl0ppin · 03-22-2008, 04:28 PM

Hmm, this wasn't AS bad as I was expecting, but it was still pretty poor. The Ron Paul battle was definitely the worst out of the lot. Hey, at least he contributed in some way though, and really, that's what matters.

Tuna Hematoma · 03-22-2008, 06:37 PM

hahaha... I didn't understand any of that.

Compcat · 03-22-2008, 07:29 PM

That was weird and crazy, it wasn't bad like I was expecting it to be, more like Jim Raynor's got some alien sense of humor that nobody else gets. I'm glad you released this Aaron, whether for meanness or not, I was really curious to see them and why they were excluded. He actually seems to have put a lot of work into them, only the humor is... broken or something.

Dominator Dan · 03-22-2008, 07:43 PM

haha that happens to most people who mix with people over online games, especially halo, luckilly i got bored of that game pretty quick

Slade · 03-22-2008, 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bibilo

Hmm, this wasn't AS bad as I was expecting, but it was still pretty poor. The Ron Paul battle was definitely the worst out of the lot. Hey, at least he contributed in some way though, and really, that's what matters.

Well it's not so much that his contributions were generally shitty, but the fact that he was so grumpy about them not being included that he voted The Big Movie and its extras very low in childish retaliation.

Aaron Haynes · 03-22-2008, 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Compcat

That was weird and crazy, it wasn't bad like I was expecting it to be, more like Jim Raynor's got some alien sense of humor that nobody else gets. I'm glad you released this Aaron, whether for meanness or not, I was really curious to see them and why they were excluded. He actually seems to have put a lot of work into them, only the humor is... broken or something.

For me it was more like they weren't songs, but maybe they had a few notes that were in the same key. He obviously just found out what the premises were, opened 3DMM, put the characters into a scene and started the first thing that came to him. Then added other jokes in the background and stretched things out for another 80 frames for whatever other idea came to him. Then had something fall on someone, sat back in satisfaction, and called it finished.

There was no effort to construct anything resembling a punchline, they're mostly just half-assed ideas stacked on top of each other. Only his "K" entry works as a single premise, and it's horrendously uncomfortable and pointless.

For everyone else's sub-par entries (or ones that didn't fit), I felt like they worked in the Extras movie because there was a clear goal and attempt to create a joke, but for Jim's I couldn't find either. There's something almost aggressive about them.

Aaron Haynes · 03-22-2008, 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chippy

Well it's not so much that his contributions were generally shitty, but the fact that he was so grumpy about them not being included that he voted The Big Movie and its extras very low in childish retaliation.

Exactly. It takes a tremendously shitty attitude to rate down the whole project because your entries weren't included (even if I did make a point of rejecting them). Jim is the kind of person who wants in on a community project regardless of whether he has the talent to contribute to it, produces work that's at odds with everyone else's, and throws a hissy fit when you exclude him. I probably should have just banned him from contributing from the start.

Tuna Hematoma · 03-22-2008, 08:18 PM

"C'mon everyone! Just make some silly short movies and post them here. Hey, Jim, uh... sorry, but no."

Aaron Haynes · 03-22-2008, 08:21 PM

Okay, maybe we should have given him the benefit of the doubt, but made it clearer that his entries were terrible and he'd have to try harder to be included. Hell, I almost threw out "L", but kept it in so he'd be in there in some form.

Tuna Hematoma · 03-22-2008, 08:32 PM

hahaha... I think if Raynor just stuck with one idea, he could have come up with something. He kind of suffered from what Fingers did too... too much with no real punchline or point.

Mabdog · 03-22-2008, 08:43 PM

I liked the black cops thing. The rest was a little overly random and dumb

Aaron Haynes · 03-22-2008, 11:03 PM

The only part of any of these I actually laughed at was actually kind of a stroke of genius, when Bino says to the Claudia actor, "Hey, take a look at this cool suit of armor" and Claudia turns to him and says in Jeff Ching's voice, "DON'T FUCKING TELL ME WHAT TO DO."

Richard Bevis · 03-23-2008, 12:07 AM

What was the music he used in the final scene?

Slime · 03-23-2008, 03:12 AM

hahaha this thread failed at making fun of raynor, everyone loves this movie

Aaron Haynes · 03-23-2008, 01:15 PM

No idea where you're getting that.

Dominator Dan · 03-23-2008, 02:48 PM

haha yeah LOHR, look at the RATINGS!
they're fabulously abysmal

Eric Burger · 03-23-2008, 08:43 PM

I laughed at Bino popping out from behind the sofa with the MGS exclamation point, but seeing Michael Richards go off on his "NIGGER, NIGGER!!" thing again put a bad taste in my mouth and ruined the skit. And I thought the concept of everyone using their gimmick to fight a common enemy was a good one, but the execution was so poor that I didn't know what the fuck was going on by the end of it.

I completely understand why you dropped these. He didn't follow the rules on some of them. The timing and sounds used were wrong in his Totem Boo and Frank Makes People. The L didn't turn into something beginning with L, but rather into a gun used by a white guy to shoot a row of black Charlies. What's with Raynor and black people?

And the Moments Earlier was so random and unfunny that I actually said "What the fuck?" out loud. I'm with Compcat. I just don't get his sense of humor.

I give this an 8%.

Orcus · 03-23-2008, 10:10 PM

I'm simply stunned I didn't see Master Chief once.

Nokes · 03-24-2008, 04:59 AM

this was almost as bad as "Pizza Dude Fight!"

Raz · 03-24-2008, 05:40 AM

So what's happened to Jim? He got banned for being a dick to Goro now I'm hearing he rated the big movie down because his part wasn't accepted. Also he was banned for some sig thing. Why is he such a douche?

Bown · 03-24-2008, 07:30 AM

ahaha christ lohr

03-22-2008, 04:23 PM	#4
Slade Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,390	FACE. FUCKING. PALM.
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03-22-2008, 04:28 PM	#5
bl0ppin Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 4,644	Hmm, this wasn't AS bad as I was expecting, but it was still pretty poor. The Ron Paul battle was definitely the worst out of the lot. Hey, at least he contributed in some way though, and really, that's what matters.
bl0ppin Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 4,644

03-22-2008, 07:29 PM	#7
Compcat Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,810	That was weird and crazy, it wasn't bad like I was expecting it to be, more like Jim Raynor's got some alien sense of humor that nobody else gets. I'm glad you released this Aaron, whether for meanness or not, I was really curious to see them and why they were excluded. He actually seems to have put a lot of work into them, only the humor is... broken or something.
Compcat Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,810

03-22-2008, 08:43 PM	#15
Mabdog Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 5,670	I liked the black cops thing. The rest was a little overly random and dumb
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03-23-2008, 03:12 AM	#18
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891	hahaha this thread failed at making fun of raynor, everyone loves this movie
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03-22-2008, 04:08 PM	#2
Dominator Dan Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 11,564	haha they were bad but i laughed a couple times The black police was a good idea! and yeah NICE EDIT ON MCGRAFF. i dunno if that's sarcastic or not haha i have no idea how i feel about this movie at all. I'm gonna rate it AVERAGELY from the 2 ratings he gave the big movies, cause i have no idea what to score it myself or something haha edit: this was supposed to be a somewhat negative post but hey I'M TOO NICE A GUY

03-22-2008, 04:11 PM	#3
Aaron Haynes Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 15,125	I've fixed the sound bugs in it (I may be kind of an asshole to compile this and release it in this manner, but I'm gonna present them exactly as they were sent in) and the link should work again in about 2 minutes.

03-22-2008, 06:37 PM	#6
Tuna Hematoma Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,055	hahaha... I didn't understand any of that.

03-22-2008, 07:43 PM	#8
Dominator Dan Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 11,564	haha that happens to most people who mix with people over online games, especially halo, luckilly i got bored of that game pretty quick

03-22-2008, 08:18 PM	#12
Tuna Hematoma Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,055	"C'mon everyone! Just make some silly short movies and post them here. Hey, Jim, uh... sorry, but no."

03-22-2008, 08:21 PM	#13
Aaron Haynes Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 15,125	Okay, maybe we should have given him the benefit of the doubt, but made it clearer that his entries were terrible and he'd have to try harder to be included. Hell, I almost threw out "L", but kept it in so he'd be in there in some form.

03-22-2008, 08:32 PM	#14
Tuna Hematoma Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,055	hahaha... I think if Raynor just stuck with one idea, he could have come up with something. He kind of suffered from what Fingers did too... too much with no real punchline or point.

03-22-2008, 11:03 PM	#16
Aaron Haynes Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 15,125	The only part of any of these I actually laughed at was actually kind of a stroke of genius, when Bino says to the Claudia actor, "Hey, take a look at this cool suit of armor" and Claudia turns to him and says in Jeff Ching's voice, "DON'T FUCKING TELL ME WHAT TO DO."

03-23-2008, 12:07 AM	#17
Richard Bevis Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 2,190	What was the music he used in the final scene?

03-23-2008, 01:15 PM	#19
Aaron Haynes Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 15,125	No idea where you're getting that.

03-23-2008, 02:48 PM	#20
Dominator Dan Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 11,564	haha yeah LOHR, look at the RATINGS! they're fabulously abysmal

03-23-2008, 08:43 PM	#21
Eric Burger Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 665	I laughed at Bino popping out from behind the sofa with the MGS exclamation point, but seeing Michael Richards go off on his "NIGGER, NIGGER!!" thing again put a bad taste in my mouth and ruined the skit. And I thought the concept of everyone using their gimmick to fight a common enemy was a good one, but the execution was so poor that I didn't know what the fuck was going on by the end of it. I completely understand why you dropped these. He didn't follow the rules on some of them. The timing and sounds used were wrong in his Totem Boo and Frank Makes People. The L didn't turn into something beginning with L, but rather into a gun used by a white guy to shoot a row of black Charlies. What's with Raynor and black people? And the Moments Earlier was so random and unfunny that I actually said "What the fuck?" out loud. I'm with Compcat. I just don't get his sense of humor. I give this an 8%.
Eric Burger Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 665

03-23-2008, 10:10 PM	#22
Orcus Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 8,146	I'm simply stunned I didn't see Master Chief once.
Orcus Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 8,146

03-24-2008, 04:59 AM	#23
Nokes Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,375	this was almost as bad as "Pizza Dude Fight!"
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03-24-2008, 05:40 AM	#24
Raz Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,485	So what's happened to Jim? He got banned for being a dick to Goro now I'm hearing he rated the big movie down because his part wasn't accepted. Also he was banned for some sig thing. Why is he such a douche?
Raz Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,485

03-24-2008, 07:30 AM	#25
Bown Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 18,740	ahaha christ lohr
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