G-Note & Wooded-Z: Blinguistics

Jaymond · 02-02-2008, 12:19 AM

We like rap. So in 2005 my comical genius buddy and I wrote and recorded this album for fun in a few weeks. In it, we assume the identities of two typical black rappers named G-Note & Wooded Z.

With samples from Cyndi Lauper, Barbra Streisand, Evanescence and more, don't be fooled, this is a full album that surprisingly you might enjoy banging in your cadillac at full volume. Even if it's ironically. Enjoy!

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Download:
http://mihd.net/avrfkj
Size: 111MB
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Here's a short sample of the CD:

Here's the tracklist:

Blinguistics CD
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01. Pop Kulcha (Ft. Lindsay Valentine) [4:13]
02. Nasty Hoes [4:16]
Hilarious. Not my track so I can say that, DO NOT LISTEN IF YOU ARE A GIRL.
03. The Signs (Ft. Evanescence) [3:50]
04. Riches & Bitches (Ft. Stav Murda) [3:30]
05. Mother N-----, Mother Fucker [3:26]
06. Blinguistics [4:54]
07. The Good Lyfe (Ft. X-Tra Krutonz) [4:50]
08. Time After Time Again (Ft. ReenBee) [4:53]
This features a girl friend who I totally had a crush on. SHE IS HOT!
09. For You [2:02]
10. The Heist (Ft. Shaquel, X-Tra, MC Righteous) [9:16]
This is a concept song that revolves around the gang executing a bank robbery. Told from each member's perspective.
11. Shh.. (Ft. Bobby Lopez) [4:25]
12. Untitled [5:26]
This song was actually improvised, as the track suggests!
13. Remember The Eleven (Ft. Barbra Streisand) [5:16]
14. Bling Bling (Ft. B.G.) [4:32]
15. All Four Corners (Ft. ReenBee) [6:05]
HOT GIRL!
16. Farethee Well [3:44]
17. Flashback [5:24]
This track is a concept song that's set in the 80s, when G-Note & Wooded-Z were young upcoming rappers.
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TOTAL: [1:19:59]

Bown · 02-02-2008, 06:33 AM

I still listen to this album all the time, it is awesome.

Jaymond · 02-10-2008, 12:10 PM

THX T-Bone and holy shit what the hell is with this forum WHERES THE POSTS

Lizard · 02-10-2008, 11:21 PM

Hahah, I just downloaded this album. This is awesome. This is going on my ipod. Awesome start to the festival. Why are there hardly any posts in this thread.

Orcus · 03-07-2008, 01:15 AM

Any chance up a reup? I have to have this.

Lowgain · 03-07-2008, 01:47 AM

haha yay

Bown · 03-07-2008, 06:34 AM

The link that's up there works.

it's all about the 80s

Jaymond · 03-07-2008, 08:09 AM

RHYTHMS WITH STYLE IN 'EM.

seriously. guys.
i implore you to download this shit and try Flashback or Blinguistics or Mother N----, Mother Fucker on audiosurf
it rulllesss ballssss
and you'll see my score there. lulz!

Pirate Balloon · 03-08-2008, 06:37 PM

!

I love W.E.C.E Massive Clan so i am checkng this out!

Jaymond · 03-09-2008, 03:30 AM

please present me with a 17 track review to satisfy my boredom THANK U

Jaymond · 03-09-2008, 06:23 AM

this was moved?
:-| sorry for contributing to a forum that had a dearth of any content you sluts!

Orcus · 03-09-2008, 09:51 PM

Loved Pop Kulcha, Nasty Hoes, Blinguistics, and The Heist the most. Maybe Flashback if I had the lyrics. The message in The Good Lyfe was pretty funny though.

Bown · 03-09-2008, 10:25 PM

Orcus's opinions basically reflect mine except that "Flashback" is my favourite track.

Orcus · 03-10-2008, 11:51 PM

For an amateur production The Heist is one of the more well-constructed story songs that's fun to listen to I've ever heard. It's too god damn catchy. I'd love to hear more songs with the other rappers.

Orcus · 03-13-2008, 01:43 AM

What is the chorus to Bling Bling? I can never make it out.

Jaymond · 03-13-2008, 02:50 AM

i believe its just Wooded-Z singing over whoever the hell did that terrible song, ah thats right "B.G."

here are the lyrics:
Bling bling
Everytime I come around yo city
Bling bling
Pinky ring worth about fifty
Bling bling
Everytime I buy a new ride
Bling bling
Lorenzos on Yokahama tires
Bling bling

terrible.

HMC · 03-13-2008, 02:55 AM

I just listened to this for the first time yesterday. This is some great stuff.

Orcus · 03-13-2008, 03:26 AM

So which beats did you guys make up yourself?

Bown · 12-22-2012, 03:40 PM

Found this on my iTunes again and remembered how good it is. Even if the actual rapping isn't that great (not that it has to be) it's still a really impressive achievement and damned ambitious for a joke album made in a few weeks.

I reuploaded it in case anyone else wants to listen again: http://www.ugmoinc.com/blinguistics.zip

I like how the whole album now works as a mid-2000s period piece the same way the final track works as an 80s period piece

02-02-2008, 12:19 AM	#1
Jaymond Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 17,508	G-Note & Wooded-Z: Blinguistics We like rap. So in 2005 my comical genius buddy and I wrote and recorded this album for fun in a few weeks. In it, we assume the identities of two typical black rappers named G-Note & Wooded Z. With samples from Cyndi Lauper, Barbra Streisand, Evanescence and more, don't be fooled, this is a full album that surprisingly you might enjoy banging in your cadillac at full volume. Even if it's ironically. Enjoy! ------------------- Download: http://mihd.net/avrfkj Size: 111MB ------------------- Here's a short sample of the CD: Here's the tracklist: Blinguistics CD ------------------------------------------------------------- 01. Pop Kulcha (Ft. Lindsay Valentine) [4:13] 02. Nasty Hoes [4:16] Hilarious. Not my track so I can say that, DO NOT LISTEN IF YOU ARE A GIRL. 03. The Signs (Ft. Evanescence) [3:50] 04. Riches & Bitches (Ft. Stav Murda) [3:30] 05. Mother N-----, Mother Fucker [3:26] 06. Blinguistics [4:54] 07. The Good Lyfe (Ft. X-Tra Krutonz) [4:50] 08. Time After Time Again (Ft. ReenBee) [4:53] This features a girl friend who I totally had a crush on. SHE IS HOT! 09. For You [2:02] 10. The Heist (Ft. Shaquel, X-Tra, MC Righteous) [9:16] This is a concept song that revolves around the gang executing a bank robbery. Told from each member's perspective. 11. Shh.. (Ft. Bobby Lopez) [4:25] 12. Untitled [5:26] This song was actually improvised, as the track suggests! 13. Remember The Eleven (Ft. Barbra Streisand) [5:16] 14. Bling Bling (Ft. B.G.) [4:32] 15. All Four Corners (Ft. ReenBee) [6:05] HOT GIRL! 16. Farethee Well [3:44] 17. Flashback [5:24] This track is a concept song that's set in the 80s, when G-Note & Wooded-Z were young upcoming rappers. =============================================== TOTAL: [1:19:59]
Jaymond Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 17,508	i secretly hate all of these fuckin' nerd-ball losers. but not you ; - )

02-02-2008, 06:33 AM	#2
Bown Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 18,740	I still listen to this album all the time, it is awesome.
Bown Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 18,740

02-10-2008, 12:10 PM	#3
Jaymond Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 17,508	THX T-Bone and holy shit what the hell is with this forum WHERES THE POSTS
Jaymond Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 17,508	i secretly hate all of these fuckin' nerd-ball losers. but not you ; - )

02-10-2008, 11:21 PM	#4
Lizard Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 7,081	Hahah, I just downloaded this album. This is awesome. This is going on my ipod. Awesome start to the festival. Why are there hardly any posts in this thread.
Lizard Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 7,081

03-07-2008, 01:15 AM	#5
Orcus Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 8,146	Any chance up a reup? I have to have this.
Orcus Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 8,146

03-07-2008, 01:47 AM	#6
Lowgain Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 9,288	haha yay
Lowgain Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 9,288

03-07-2008, 06:34 AM	#7
Bown Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 18,740	The link that's up there works. it's all about the 80s
Bown Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 18,740

03-07-2008, 08:09 AM	#8
Jaymond Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 17,508	RHYTHMS WITH STYLE IN 'EM. seriously. guys. i implore you to download this shit and try Flashback or Blinguistics or Mother N----, Mother Fucker on audiosurf it rulllesss ballssss and you'll see my score there. lulz!
Jaymond Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 17,508	i secretly hate all of these fuckin' nerd-ball losers. but not you ; - )

03-08-2008, 06:37 PM	#9
Pirate Balloon Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 7,911	! I love W.E.C.E Massive Clan so i am checkng this out!

03-09-2008, 03:30 AM	#10
Jaymond Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 17,508	please present me with a 17 track review to satisfy my boredom THANK U
Jaymond Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 17,508	i secretly hate all of these fuckin' nerd-ball losers. but not you ; - )

03-09-2008, 06:23 AM	#11
Jaymond Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 17,508	this was moved? :-\| sorry for contributing to a forum that had a dearth of any content you sluts!
Jaymond Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 17,508	i secretly hate all of these fuckin' nerd-ball losers. but not you ; - )

03-09-2008, 09:51 PM	#12
Orcus Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 8,146	Loved Pop Kulcha, Nasty Hoes, Blinguistics, and The Heist the most. Maybe Flashback if I had the lyrics. The message in The Good Lyfe was pretty funny though.
Orcus Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 8,146

03-09-2008, 10:25 PM	#13
Bown Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 18,740	Orcus's opinions basically reflect mine except that "Flashback" is my favourite track.
Bown Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 18,740

03-10-2008, 11:51 PM	#14
Orcus Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 8,146	For an amateur production The Heist is one of the more well-constructed story songs that's fun to listen to I've ever heard. It's too god damn catchy. I'd love to hear more songs with the other rappers.
Orcus Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 8,146

03-13-2008, 01:43 AM	#15
Orcus Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 8,146	What is the chorus to Bling Bling? I can never make it out.
Orcus Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 8,146

03-13-2008, 02:50 AM	#16
Jaymond Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 17,508	i believe its just Wooded-Z singing over whoever the hell did that terrible song, ah thats right "B.G." here are the lyrics: Bling bling Everytime I come around yo city Bling bling Pinky ring worth about fifty Bling bling Everytime I buy a new ride Bling bling Lorenzos on Yokahama tires Bling bling terrible.
Jaymond Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 17,508	i secretly hate all of these fuckin' nerd-ball losers. but not you ; - )

03-13-2008, 02:55 AM	#17
HMC Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 8,715	I just listened to this for the first time yesterday. This is some great stuff.
HMC Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 8,715

03-13-2008, 03:26 AM	#18
Orcus Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 8,146	So which beats did you guys make up yourself?
Orcus Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 8,146

12-22-2012, 03:40 PM	#19
Bown Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 18,740	Found this on my iTunes again and remembered how good it is. Even if the actual rapping isn't that great (not that it has to be) it's still a really impressive achievement and damned ambitious for a joke album made in a few weeks. I reuploaded it in case anyone else wants to listen again: http://www.ugmoinc.com/blinguistics.zip I like how the whole album now works as a mid-2000s period piece the same way the final track works as an 80s period piece
Bown Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 18,740