NZ 3dmm. - Page 2

Shaun · 11-30-2007, 09:37 PM

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Dear Jamie Lee

Wassup?

Excellent transition from the love lyrics!

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I mean, I’m bored tonigh, with not being able to go online and all… so I think I will talk a bit about my current mates. Lessee.

Hahahahah, oh god, as if this letter wasn't giving Jamie tunnel vision already!

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Living with his dad, Matt became a druggie, and actually became cool.

of course he did, people who do drugs are cool

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I’ll write something good though on Friday night, and when I talk to you, I’ll get some interesting topics to write about! So it’s all good!

Hey that's fuckin good to know

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I made fun of a kid with a Luke Skywalker haircut, Sgara’s friend Stacey dyed her hair black, but in the light, it looks blue, which was kinda funny. And I had to explain the words “Health Insurance” and “hire” to Kohei. And I hate Maths. Yep.

Oh my god Cal.. DO ME

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I want to be in a fully serious relationship with you. I’d marry you if we were both old enough and independent. Yes, you mean that much to me. Now… onto the x-rated email!

Here is a good example of Cal's understanding of women. The bulk of the paragraph is the bait, capturing her heart. The last sentence? Now that she is thoroughly swooned, it's time to masturbate and talk about being penetrated.

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My goddess, my love. You are everything to me. But yeah… today, me and Sgara kept making fun of Stacey, calling her ‘Bluebeard’ etc, and Sgara said “Hey, she looks like Rei Oyanami” (a chick from an anime cartoon who has blue hair) and I replied “Nah, Rei had tits”. That got him laughing, meh.

I can't find the words to describe how perplexed I am at this

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And I love your emails! Goddamn I need you – I wanna ***** your ****** lips and lick you till you scream! Erm… nobody better see these emails but you babe! Heh.

Wait wait, did you censor the words, or did he? Hahahahah that last sentence hahahahahah

god Cal Flavell is one of the most insecure people ever

Zaquis · 11-30-2007, 09:41 PM

and yet you are still a virgin and he is far from it

If only cal were a casanova like you Shaun

Shaun · 11-30-2007, 09:47 PM

Hahahaha if losing my virginity today meant personifying anything in this letter... Hahahahahahah cut my dick off

Zaquis · 11-30-2007, 09:50 PM

may as well since it'll serve about as much use as your appendix

* fuckin high fives the world *

Shaun · 11-30-2007, 09:54 PM

* got pwned *

Santiago · 11-30-2007, 11:03 PM

I was expecting something much worse, seriously.

Space Goat · 11-30-2007, 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Santiago

I was expecting something much worse, seriously.

Just wait until you see the emails Tom Breed sends ME.

Santiago · 12-01-2007, 02:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Jamie Chapman

I think he is more my Dads friend than mine – they both love cricket and old war movies.

ahahahahah, who the fuck cares?!

Dick Harris · 12-01-2007, 02:11 AM

hahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahaha this thread rules!

Pizza The Hut · 12-01-2007, 05:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Space Goat

Just wait until you see the emails Tom Breed sends ME.

Hahahha.

But yeah, agree with Andres, that was torture reading all of that...I don't know why I did. What a boring-ass letter(s?). Didn't even laugh.

Mabdog · 12-01-2007, 06:18 AM

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahhhahahhaaha hahaahaahh

Yamles · 12-01-2007, 06:21 AM

Haha Shaun, the whole time I was typing that letter I was thinking those same comments after every sentance.

Will Cal retort?

Mabdog · 12-01-2007, 06:29 AM

hahaha no fucking way is anyone like that

Tuna Hematoma · 12-01-2007, 06:38 AM

...is it normal for friends to lend friends clothes? If one of my friends asked me to borrow some clothes I'd be totally weirded out, unless it was asked with a reason.

Bown · 12-01-2007, 07:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Klown

You're the last person who can ever comment on that shit.

oh my god, are you really that obsessed with insulting me that it's the one thing you choose to comment on in this thread?

Jaymond · 12-01-2007, 07:16 AM

bown, come on. you're thomas bown.
when i saw your comment i wanted to quote it and post a picture of you under it. NEVER FORGET THE FACT YOU'RE THOMAS BOWN

Damage Jackal · 12-01-2007, 09:15 AM

yeah, i didn't wanna say anything because then bown would have replied back to me but seeing his reply as the first post really killed my enthusiasm for this thread.

Cal Flavell · 12-01-2007, 09:45 AM

Haha, what the fuck. I was one fucking weird kid.

Phil Williamson · 12-01-2007, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Damage Jackal

but seeing his reply as the first post really killed my enthusiasm for this thread.

...that's a little excessive

Tuna Hematoma · 12-01-2007, 10:44 AM

Tom Bown affects his everyday life.

Tristan · 12-01-2007, 11:21 AM

I am not the Tristan in those letters.

Damage Jackal · 12-01-2007, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Phil Williamson

...that's a little excessive

what can i say, i'm an excessive kind of guy.

Raz · 12-01-2007, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Cal Flavell

Haha, what the fuck. I was one fucking weird kid.

hahah well played i guess.

although you could have easily been like "what? i never wrote any of that" casting doubt in camp chapman

Damage Jackal · 12-01-2007, 02:02 PM

I dunno. It's too obviously written by Cal.

Raz · 12-01-2007, 02:07 PM

i just want cal and jamie to argue the moral complications of posting such a letter!

11-30-2007, 09:41 PM	#27
Zaquis Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 15,583	and yet you are still a virgin and he is far from it If only cal were a casanova like you Shaun
Zaquis Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 15,583

11-30-2007, 09:47 PM	#28
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881	Hahahaha if losing my virginity today meant personifying anything in this letter... Hahahahahahah cut my dick off
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881

11-30-2007, 09:50 PM	#29
Zaquis Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 15,583	may as well since it'll serve about as much use as your appendix * fuckin high fives the world *
Zaquis Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 15,583

11-30-2007, 09:54 PM	#30
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881	* got pwned *
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11-30-2007, 11:03 PM	#31
Santiago Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 3,471	I was expecting something much worse, seriously.
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12-01-2007, 02:11 AM	#34
Dick Harris Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,503	hahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahaha this thread rules!

12-01-2007, 06:18 AM	#36
Mabdog Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 5,670	hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahhhahahhaaha hahaahaahh
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12-01-2007, 06:21 AM	#37
Yamles Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 2,799	Haha Shaun, the whole time I was typing that letter I was thinking those same comments after every sentance. Will Cal retort?
Yamles Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 2,799

12-01-2007, 06:29 AM	#38
Mabdog Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 5,670	hahaha no fucking way is anyone like that
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12-01-2007, 06:38 AM	#39
Tuna Hematoma Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,055	...is it normal for friends to lend friends clothes? If one of my friends asked me to borrow some clothes I'd be totally weirded out, unless it was asked with a reason.

12-01-2007, 07:16 AM	#41
Jaymond Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 17,508	bown, come on. you're thomas bown. when i saw your comment i wanted to quote it and post a picture of you under it. NEVER FORGET THE FACT YOU'RE THOMAS BOWN
Jaymond Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 17,508	i secretly hate all of these fuckin' nerd-ball losers. but not you ; - )

12-01-2007, 09:15 AM	#42
Damage Jackal Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 18,523	yeah, i didn't wanna say anything because then bown would have replied back to me but seeing his reply as the first post really killed my enthusiasm for this thread.

12-01-2007, 09:45 AM	#43
Cal Flavell Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,557	Haha, what the fuck. I was one fucking weird kid.

12-01-2007, 10:44 AM	#45
Tuna Hematoma Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,055	Tom Bown affects his everyday life.

12-01-2007, 11:21 AM	#46
Tristan Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 1,657	I am not the Tristan in those letters.
Tristan Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 1,657

12-01-2007, 02:02 PM	#49
Damage Jackal Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 18,523	I dunno. It's too obviously written by Cal.

12-01-2007, 02:07 PM	#50
Raz Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,485	i just want cal and jamie to argue the moral complications of posting such a letter!
Raz Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,485

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