2 Enchanted 2 Nemesis

2 Enchanted 2 Nemesis · 04:04 PM

You guys aren't exactly going to love this, but I think some of it's good. Give it a go, yeah?

There are a billion ways to watch it, Youtube included, so the 3DMM version is hardly even necessary.

Crimson King · 11-20-2007, 07:18 PM

Finally! You should put up a screenshot.

Raz · 11-20-2007, 07:23 PM

uck

like seriously, these are 10 year olds 3d movies.

Fat Minister · 11-20-2007, 08:01 PM

How many 10-year olds do you know who make movies that contain marital abuse!??

I apologize for any horiffic childhood memories that may have resurfaced in your mind as a result of my film!!!

P.S. My movie is stunning.

Raz · 11-20-2007, 08:34 PM

The only horrific memory I have is the viewing of this atrocity.

Jim Raynor · 11-20-2007, 08:40 PM

Christ, how many fucking formats does this thing need to be released in?

Bown · 11-20-2007, 08:42 PM

At least one of em is DivX encoded, eh Raynor???

Anyway, Fat Minister is a pretty funny gimmick, so I may watch this.

Fat Minister · 11-20-2007, 08:46 PM

Glizenan - I assume you did not watch the whole thing so I will also assume your horror stems from a lack of closure. I am afraid the burden of this rests upon your shoulders.

Mr. Raynor - My movie appearing in 30-billion formats is one of the first 30-billion signs of the apocalypse and I am proud to be a part of it!!!

Bown - I like your name/cut of your jib. I would like to take this opportunity to extend an internet high five towards your person.

I do suggest you all watch the first movie (it's much worse though) before this one of course. That one was supposed to start the apocalypse but then George Bush became president and sort of overshadowed it.

Pirate Balloon · 11-21-2007, 02:29 PM

I found it amusing at first, but i couldn't watch it all the way through

.

Some parts, like the yellow rope, were really well animated.

p.s what is that hip hop song you used for the guy who talks over it?

Fat Minister · 11-21-2007, 07:35 PM

I appreciate the effort!

I believe the hip hop song in question would be Halfsharkalligatorhalfman by Dr. Octagon.

Jesterfoot · 11-22-2007, 12:52 AM

haha I'll watch more later. What I saw was pretty amusing though. But you should stop using default scenery, it's the #1 sign of sucking at 3dmm.

Space Goat · 11-22-2007, 01:09 AM

I thought it was amusing too, but unfortunately not enough to keep me interested for 54 minutes. I liked the random style a lot, but the pace killed it for me.

Fat Minister · 11-22-2007, 12:19 PM

What's wrong with the pace?! The pace is breakneck. BREAKNECK!!!!!

I don't pretend not to suck at 3DMM. I am here to deliver a splendifferous storyline, demonstration of technical prowess is a secondary (or even thirdary) objective.

Also, if I am to be quite honest, the way this film was made was that I made a part then my friend then me and so forth and so on. And whereas I made an effort to make this slightly less amateurish than the first film, he mostly, um, didn't. I have to admit there are parts that I think are just plain held back by his contributions. It's actually pretty easy to tell who did what parts. Again, they alternate.

This isn't to say a general degree of shoddiness doesn't pervade the majority of the film. Because it do. It do.

Kezza · 12-25-2007, 03:09 AM

i've watched the whole bastard and thought it was mostly brilliant

i really liked Sheckerz "... our power will reak of splendor and sexyness ..." and that monologue in the shopping centre "... johnny will never outbid me again ... out of the way fat lad ..." - bloody funny

...and those aliens/women in a space ship. i like the way you introduce irrelevant characters at crucial times in the plot; "may i see the mummy right now?..." - "soon enough!!!"

ghost of fat minister was good as well as some others, you should definately make a tertiary phase just perhaps put a bit more thought into the direction/scenery [although the outside the sycophant scenery was very nice - if the entire film should have a similar look i think] and your use of music was just shite, but these are technical details you can learn to improve upon, you have good ideas and imagination which is valuable

Fat Minister · 12-25-2007, 06:06 PM

Thank you! That was very kind.

Yes, I'll admit we get lazy with scenery...and direction, the other creator of the film is lazier with that than me...but yeah we do that too.

...I like the music...what's wrong with the music?

Funny Bones · 10-12-2016, 03:03 PM

11-20-2007, 07:18 PM	#2
Crimson King Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 62	Finally! You should put up a screenshot.
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11-20-2007, 07:23 PM	#3
Raz Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,485	uck like seriously, these are 10 year olds 3d movies.
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11-20-2007, 08:01 PM	#4
Fat Minister Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 64	How many 10-year olds do you know who make movies that contain marital abuse!?? I apologize for any horiffic childhood memories that may have resurfaced in your mind as a result of my film!!! P.S. My movie is stunning.
Fat Minister Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 64

11-20-2007, 08:34 PM	#5
Raz Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,485	The only horrific memory I have is the viewing of this atrocity.
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11-20-2007, 08:40 PM	#6
Jim Raynor Banned Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,400	Christ, how many fucking formats does this thing need to be released in?
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11-20-2007, 08:42 PM	#7
Bown Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 18,740	At least one of em is DivX encoded, eh Raynor??? Anyway, Fat Minister is a pretty funny gimmick, so I may watch this.
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11-20-2007, 08:46 PM	#8
Fat Minister Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 64	Glizenan - I assume you did not watch the whole thing so I will also assume your horror stems from a lack of closure. I am afraid the burden of this rests upon your shoulders. Mr. Raynor - My movie appearing in 30-billion formats is one of the first 30-billion signs of the apocalypse and I am proud to be a part of it!!! Bown - I like your name/cut of your jib. I would like to take this opportunity to extend an internet high five towards your person. I do suggest you all watch the first movie (it's much worse though) before this one of course. That one was supposed to start the apocalypse but then George Bush became president and sort of overshadowed it.
Fat Minister Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 64

11-21-2007, 02:29 PM	#9
Pirate Balloon Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 7,911	I found it amusing at first, but i couldn't watch it all the way through . Some parts, like the yellow rope, were really well animated. p.s what is that hip hop song you used for the guy who talks over it?

11-21-2007, 07:35 PM	#10
Fat Minister Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 64	I appreciate the effort! I believe the hip hop song in question would be Halfsharkalligatorhalfman by Dr. Octagon.
Fat Minister Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 64

11-22-2007, 12:52 AM	#11
Jesterfoot Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 7,470	haha I'll watch more later. What I saw was pretty amusing though. But you should stop using default scenery, it's the #1 sign of sucking at 3dmm.

11-22-2007, 01:09 AM	#12
Space Goat Administrator Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 6,042	I thought it was amusing too, but unfortunately not enough to keep me interested for 54 minutes. I liked the random style a lot, but the pace killed it for me.

11-22-2007, 12:19 PM	#13
Fat Minister Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 64	What's wrong with the pace?! The pace is breakneck. BREAKNECK!!!!! I don't pretend not to suck at 3DMM. I am here to deliver a splendifferous storyline, demonstration of technical prowess is a secondary (or even thirdary) objective. Also, if I am to be quite honest, the way this film was made was that I made a part then my friend then me and so forth and so on. And whereas I made an effort to make this slightly less amateurish than the first film, he mostly, um, didn't. I have to admit there are parts that I think are just plain held back by his contributions. It's actually pretty easy to tell who did what parts. Again, they alternate. This isn't to say a general degree of shoddiness doesn't pervade the majority of the film. Because it do. It do.
Fat Minister Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 64

12-25-2007, 03:09 AM	#14
Kezza Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 10	i've watched the whole bastard and thought it was mostly brilliant i really liked Sheckerz "... our power will reak of splendor and sexyness ..." and that monologue in the shopping centre "... johnny will never outbid me again ... out of the way fat lad ..." - bloody funny ...and those aliens/women in a space ship. i like the way you introduce irrelevant characters at crucial times in the plot; "may i see the mummy right now?..." - "soon enough!!!" ghost of fat minister was good as well as some others, you should definately make a tertiary phase just perhaps put a bit more thought into the direction/scenery [although the outside the sycophant scenery was very nice - if the entire film should have a similar look i think] and your use of music was just shite, but these are technical details you can learn to improve upon, you have good ideas and imagination which is valuable
Kezza Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 10

12-25-2007, 06:06 PM	#15
Fat Minister Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 64	Thank you! That was very kind. Yes, I'll admit we get lazy with scenery...and direction, the other creator of the film is lazier with that than me...but yeah we do that too. ...I like the music...what's wrong with the music?
Fat Minister Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 64

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Funny Bones Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 1,585