Cal Flavell Quote Graveyard - Page 3

Bown · 09-22-2007, 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cal Flavell

(after Danté Alighieri, not the fucking Clerks character)

Was his email address not jay_and_silent_bob_kick_ass or something at this point in time, as well? I think it was that up until gmail came about

Pizza The Hut · 09-22-2007, 10:30 PM

On himself:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cal Flavell

Quote:

Originally posted by Vic Rattlehead
a complete, left wing, pro fag marriage bleeding heart anti Bush atheistic death metal loving SA fan

Me.

Pizza The Hut · 09-22-2007, 10:39 PM

On pedophilia:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cal Flavell

She's 16 and he's 25. That's like Danielle dating a guy six years older than me... eww.

Pizza The Hut · 09-22-2007, 10:42 PM

On New Zealand:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cal Flavell

Yeah but you're from New Zealand, where everybody is ugly.

Flounder · 09-23-2007, 12:34 AM

Cal Flavell was and is AWESOME.

haha, looking back on these, I loved the Rudi-Cal Flavell comedy dynamic. Cal Flavell would say something completely ridiculous about metal genres or something and Rudi would just be like "* buries face in hands *"

Damage Jackal · 09-23-2007, 02:44 AM

I wish we hadn't lost so many threads in the move.

Slime · 09-23-2007, 03:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gilzenan

on his very essence:-
But seriously, Beast, if you want to see badass stuff, see John Woo's late 80s - early 90s stuff. Let's see...

A Better Tomorrow = Chow Yun Fat, Ti Lung and Leslie Cheung kill 60 people with a variety of guns.

A Better Tomorrow 2 = Chow Yun Fat, Ti Lung, Leslie Cheung, Dean Shek and Kenneth Tsang kill 120 people with a variety of guns (and a samurai sword).

The Killer = Chow Yun Fat and Danny Lee kill 120 people with a variety of guns (and a kitchen knife).

Hard Boiled = Chow Yun Fat and Tony Leung kill 230 people with a variety of guns.

I don't think there's any moments in those films that AREN'T badass.

He's right, those movies rock.

Raz · 09-23-2007, 05:04 AM

No-ones disputing the quality of the films, more that it's such a Cal thing to recommend John Woo movies on their kill count.

Slime · 09-23-2007, 05:13 AM

ah alright, hahah

Zaquis · 09-23-2007, 07:19 AM

ahahahha jesus christ this thread I haven't read like 2/3 of these posts and this thread is a laugh riot

Pizza The Hut · 09-23-2007, 08:08 AM

Yeah, Lohr, I don't think you GET this thread. It's not necessarily that everything Cal says is WRONG or DUMB or whatever...it's just his hilarious personality. We all love him.

Jaymond · 09-23-2007, 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cal Flavell

black metal pioneers like Venom, Satyricon, Limbonic Art, Bal-Sagoth, Ragnarok, Thyrfing, Sigh, Nargaroth, 1349, Vesania, Lord Belial... that's just to name a few of the more mainstream ones. We could go into underground territory with Xasthur, Solefald, Vinterikket, Falkenbach, Drudkh, Temple Of Baal

hahahhha holy shit how GAY are fuckin metal band names
who are they trying to be? vikings with amps or ring wraiths at a concert?
XASTHUR! GET THE RING! TELL FRODO THAT DRUDKH NEVER DEFENDED THYRFING FROM THE NARGAROTH. RAGNAROK IS DOOMED.
..SOLEFALD!!!!

Space Goat · 09-23-2007, 12:48 PM

The reason we find Cal's quotes so entertaining is because he has this completely undeserved superiority complex, which he is all too proud to display in every single post on this forum. It's his obliviousness to this ridiculous aspect of his personality that amuses the community.

Dominator Dan · 09-23-2007, 01:13 PM

i'm surprised i fully understood a post with that many long words in, haha, WELL SAID

Jaymond · 09-23-2007, 02:17 PM

On Critique:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cal Flavell

You guys only came to this realization about The Simpsons now? I've been saying The Simpsons has declined severely after Season 3, and has been awful and ridiculous and unfunny since 1995.

okay i have a confession. that wasn't Cal. but i read this and IMMEDIATELY believe this person must've been inspired by the Good Word of Our Lord Cal.

if you come across any quotes that you deem to be "In Cal's Image", please post them but acknowledge they are merely prophets of Cal and his flock.

Dick Harris · 09-23-2007, 02:24 PM

on comparing tastes:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cal Flavell

Yes, but your taste in films and your standard in deciding what is and isn't worth watching is quite laughable.

Dick Harris · 09-23-2007, 02:32 PM

on music:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cal Flavell

I'm not complaining, though it can make it kinda annoying when you just want to hear the damn song and not wade through pointless noise.

Dick Harris · 09-23-2007, 02:34 PM

on hypocrisy:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cal Flavell

his method of debating (just saying "I'm right, you're wrong" is fucking ridiculous

Lord Blazer · 09-23-2007, 03:19 PM

I refuse to believe some of these are true.

Shootfast · 09-23-2007, 03:24 PM

Does anyone still have that gif Ferret(?) made where Cal doesn't change expressions? That was great.

Lord Blazer · 09-23-2007, 04:01 PM

There were 4, IIRC.

Damage Jackal · 09-23-2007, 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jaymond

On Critique:

okay i have a confession. that wasn't Cal. but i read this and IMMEDIATELY believe this person must've been inspired by the Good Word of Our Lord Cal.

if you come across any quotes that you deem to be "In Cal's Image", please post them but acknowledge they are merely prophets of Cal and his flock.

Haha, I did that with Bown's post early on. Also I'd probably have quite a few of these.

HMC · 09-23-2007, 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shootfast

Does anyone still have that gif Ferret(?) made where Cal doesn't change expressions? That was great.

Indeed. They're all basically the same, but 3 is the best.

Also, this thread rules.

Lord Blazer · 09-23-2007, 07:42 PM

I never noticed the eyebrows in the third oh god

Kale Monster · 09-23-2007, 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gilzenan

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cal Flavell

Cade is the coolest person in the world.

haha something tells me you still don't like me

09-23-2007, 12:34 AM	#55
Flounder Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 6,510	Cal Flavell was and is AWESOME. haha, looking back on these, I loved the Rudi-Cal Flavell comedy dynamic. Cal Flavell would say something completely ridiculous about metal genres or something and Rudi would just be like "* buries face in hands *"
Flounder Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 6,510

09-23-2007, 05:04 AM	#58
Raz Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,485	No-ones disputing the quality of the films, more that it's such a Cal thing to recommend John Woo movies on their kill count.
Raz Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,485

09-23-2007, 05:13 AM	#59
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891	ah alright, hahah
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891

09-23-2007, 07:19 AM	#60
Zaquis Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 15,583	ahahahha jesus christ this thread I haven't read like 2/3 of these posts and this thread is a laugh riot
Zaquis Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 15,583

09-23-2007, 03:24 PM	#70
Shootfast Member Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 715	Does anyone still have that gif Ferret(?) made where Cal doesn't change expressions? That was great.
Shootfast Member Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 715

09-23-2007, 02:44 AM	#56
Damage Jackal Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 18,523	I wish we hadn't lost so many threads in the move.

09-23-2007, 08:08 AM	#61
Pizza The Hut Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 10,633	Yeah, Lohr, I don't think you GET this thread. It's not necessarily that everything Cal says is WRONG or DUMB or whatever...it's just his hilarious personality. We all love him.

09-23-2007, 12:48 PM	#63
Space Goat Administrator Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 6,042	The reason we find Cal's quotes so entertaining is because he has this completely undeserved superiority complex, which he is all too proud to display in every single post on this forum. It's his obliviousness to this ridiculous aspect of his personality that amuses the community.

09-23-2007, 01:13 PM	#64
Dominator Dan Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 11,564	i'm surprised i fully understood a post with that many long words in, haha, WELL SAID

09-23-2007, 03:19 PM	#69
Lord Blazer Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 16,879	I refuse to believe some of these are true.

09-23-2007, 04:01 PM	#71
Lord Blazer Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 16,879	There were 4, IIRC.

09-23-2007, 07:42 PM	#74
Lord Blazer Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 16,879	I never noticed the eyebrows in the third oh god

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