Cal Flavell Quote Graveyard - Page 2

Dick Harris · 09-22-2007, 04:44 PM

on himself:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cal Flavell

Just admit that you all want to be me.

Dick Harris · 09-22-2007, 04:47 PM

on delusions:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cal Flavell

Man, this topic has actually got me looking at those pics of Dani from all different angles and stuff, trying to see if there's something I don't see that you do. But I honestly can't see anything bad about her. She looks a bit tired in the first photo, but that's it, and she looks gorgeous in the second one. I just... don't see the point you guys are making, eh.

Andres · 09-22-2007, 04:50 PM

Legoric isn't even in the dictionary. In fact, if you search for it on google, most of the hits are for the word al-legoric or some variation. Cal's girlfriend is a pretentious pile of shit. and she looks like a fucking manatee.

Kunio · 09-22-2007, 04:56 PM

Either that or he must have heard it wrong. (Also I like how he went I DID COPY THIS PIECE OF VOCABULARY FROM MY GIRLFRIEND)

Damage Jackal · 09-22-2007, 05:03 PM

on road rules:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cal Flavell

Not really; more countries actually drive on the left side of the road from what I've heard. Also, when roads were invented in ancient Rome, they used the left hand side, so it's technically the correct way.

Damage Jackal · 09-22-2007, 05:13 PM

on statutory rape:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cal Flavell

But for the record, she was 13 and I was 16 when we started going out.

James Burgon · 09-22-2007, 05:25 PM

hahahhaha i can't believe all these are real.

Lord Blazer · 09-22-2007, 05:27 PM

Close and archive on that last note.

Slime · 09-22-2007, 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dick Harris

on fashion:
I got a bit more sense of style, and started dressing a bit more independently from what I'd used to wear (which was basically whatever my mum would buy me), and would usually be wearing jeans, a green Independent jacket, and a black Independent cap.

hahaha, i think this is my favorite

Jaymond · 09-22-2007, 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kyle Magocs

Close and archive on that last note.

FUCK OFF KEEP THIS GOING MORE SIRS MORE
THIS IS HILARIOUS.
this is the most golden material ever, what a character. please keep them coming sirs.

Raz · 09-22-2007, 05:48 PM

on posers

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cal Flavell

Amon Amarth is the best mainstream metal band at the moment, as Compcat said. I love their melodies, however I will say that they are the kind of band that 16 year old girls listen to when they want to claim they are metalheads.

Dominator Dan · 09-22-2007, 05:59 PM

on portugal

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cal Flavell

I don't think that "stingy" means the same to us Australians as it does to you over in Crazyland, dude.

Dominator Dan · 09-22-2007, 05:59 PM

eidt: oops

Rabid Dinosaur · 09-22-2007, 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Damage Jackal

on statutory rape:

Haha oh. I thought they were 13 and 18. That makes me feel a little bit better. Best thread ever, btw.

Raz · 09-22-2007, 06:13 PM

on his very essence:-

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cal Flavell

But seriously, Beast, if you want to see badass stuff, see John Woo's late 80s - early 90s stuff. Let's see...

A Better Tomorrow = Chow Yun Fat, Ti Lung and Leslie Cheung kill 60 people with a variety of guns.

A Better Tomorrow 2 = Chow Yun Fat, Ti Lung, Leslie Cheung, Dean Shek and Kenneth Tsang kill 120 people with a variety of guns (and a samurai sword).

The Killer = Chow Yun Fat and Danny Lee kill 120 people with a variety of guns (and a kitchen knife).

Hard Boiled = Chow Yun Fat and Tony Leung kill 230 people with a variety of guns.

I don't think there's any moments in those films that AREN'T badass.

Jaymond · 09-22-2007, 06:36 PM

please give me more of the ones where he's righteous about Australia or our laws or the left-side-of-the-road things that is gold.

Tuna Hematoma · 09-22-2007, 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cal Flavell

Four years ago a dude at school punched me in the right side of my jaw...

not really funny... I just imagine Flavell totally deserving it.

Roadkill Dave · 09-22-2007, 07:38 PM

on being a giant nerd:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cal Flavell

Ahaha I remember when I made fun of Compcat because he thought Coal Chamber was metal.

Also that site isn't that good, Compcat, since it lists Celtic Frost, Katatonia and Dark Tranquility as black metal (which they are clearly not) yet it doesn't list black metal pioneers like Venom, Satyricon, Limbonic Art, Bal-Sagoth, Ragnarok, Thyrfing, Sigh, Nargaroth, 1349, Vesania, Lord Belial... that's just to name a few of the more mainstream ones. We could go into underground territory with Xasthur, Solefald, Vinterikket, Falkenbach, Drudkh, Temple Of Baal... but I'd be listing them off forever.

Basically my point is don't act like a metal expert if you're going just by the opinions of a website. Even Encyclopaedia Metallum gets it wrong sometimes. Also, Burzum may have a few catchy tracks, but as Nate said, Varg Vikernes is a moron.

haha and this one's great because it kills the thread save for the one reply;

Quote:

Originally Posted by Damage Jackal

Man, I'd say I cringe at about 85 per cent of Cal's posts these days.

Kunio · 09-22-2007, 07:59 PM

i remember that he had a lego-robot-esque way to dealing with religion

Lord Blazer · 09-22-2007, 08:11 PM

Kunio · 09-22-2007, 08:14 PM

He had quite a bit of GRRR I'M AN ANGRY ATHIEST WATCH ME SUCK AT HISTORY OF RELIGION JUST TO YELL AT IT GRRR mood going on

Space Goat · 09-22-2007, 09:12 PM

Oh right, a "lego-robot-esque" way, of course. Duh.

Kunio · 09-22-2007, 09:15 PM

I excuse for the fact that his horrible ain't more universal

Andres · 09-22-2007, 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kunio

i remember that he had a lego-robot-esque way to dealing with religion

This isn't SA you gross pile of shit.

Shaun · 09-22-2007, 10:04 PM

Someone should make a website with these quotes.. including old and new pictures... pics of girlfriends.

09-22-2007, 04:50 PM	#28
Andres Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,797	Legoric isn't even in the dictionary. In fact, if you search for it on google, most of the hits are for the word al-legoric or some variation. Cal's girlfriend is a pretentious pile of shit. and she looks like a fucking manatee.
Andres Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,797

09-22-2007, 04:56 PM	#29
Kunio Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 7,837	Either that or he must have heard it wrong. (Also I like how he went I DID COPY THIS PIECE OF VOCABULARY FROM *MY GIRLFRIEND*)
Kunio Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 7,837

09-22-2007, 06:36 PM	#41
Jaymond Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 17,508	please give me more of the ones where he's righteous about Australia or our laws or the left-side-of-the-road things that is gold.
Jaymond Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 17,508	i secretly hate all of these fuckin' nerd-ball losers. but not you ; - )

09-22-2007, 07:59 PM	#44
Kunio Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 7,837	i remember that he had a lego-robot-esque way to dealing with religion
Kunio Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 7,837

09-22-2007, 08:14 PM	#46
Kunio Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 7,837	He had quite a bit of GRRR I'M AN ANGRY ATHIEST WATCH ME SUCK AT HISTORY OF RELIGION JUST TO YELL AT IT GRRR mood going on
Kunio Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 7,837

09-22-2007, 05:25 PM	#32
James Burgon Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 8,689	hahahhaha i can't believe all these are real.

09-22-2007, 05:27 PM	#33
Lord Blazer Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 16,879	Close and archive on that last note.

09-22-2007, 05:59 PM	#38
Dominator Dan Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 11,564	eidt: oops

09-22-2007, 08:11 PM	#45
Lord Blazer Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 16,879	?

09-22-2007, 09:12 PM	#47
Space Goat Administrator Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 6,042	Oh right, a "lego-robot-esque" way, of course. Duh.

09-22-2007, 09:15 PM	#48
Kunio Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 7,837	I excuse for the fact that his horrible ain't more universal
Kunio Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 7,837

09-22-2007, 10:04 PM	#50
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881	Someone should make a website with these quotes.. including old and new pictures... pics of girlfriends.
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881

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