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Old 03-22-2007, 11:48 PM
The Adventures of Hypolactasian Cow
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The misfurtonate but rare Hypolactasian (lactose intolerant) Cow


I got bored.





on a seperate note, I wrote an expanded take of the hypolactasian cow concept titled "The Minute Bovinity", if someone would like to make it, feel free... just PM me and I'll get you the full story.

here's some samples just to maybe peak some interest (I don't know)

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Bovinae Minūtus, although commonly (but incorrectly) referred to as Hypolactasian Cattle, are members of a subcategory of the Bovidae family. While the common Cow is raised as livestock for meat such as beef or dairy products such as Milk, The Hypolactasian Cow serves little more purpose then an extremely heavy paperweight, their lifespan is usually no longer then 3 months and they grow no larger, then an Ant, in fact Hypolactasian Cow’s are commonly said to be the most pointless creature in the entire animal kingdom.

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And so the fourth week of the miniscule cow’s life arrives, beginning its journey across the land to their community, it is unknown exactly how they know where their commune is located; it is most likely that these cows follow the trail of their parent’s urine and feces, eating it, as they travel so that no predators may follow.

Upon arriving, the Hypolactasian Cow must undergo an initiation ceremony; one of the elder Hypolactasian Cow’s sends out a warrior Cow piloting a beetle, the Hypolactasian Cow must defeat this fierce warrior in order to be accepted into the community. It is a battle to the death.

I honestly think it would be a fun and simple project and would really like someone to do it!. I will narrate for whomever (if anyone) wants to make this amazing peice of literature a 3DMM reality.

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Old 03-22-2007, 11:53 PM   #2
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Old 03-22-2007, 11:54 PM   #3
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Sorry Toona

if anyone would like to host it feel free.

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Old 03-23-2007, 12:58 AM   #4
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Well the screenshot looks cool...
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Old 03-23-2007, 04:25 AM   #5
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It says the file got deleted for violating the site's TOS. I dunno. If your psychoholiday refuses to get opened or works heaven forbid you can always send stuff to me
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Old 03-23-2007, 11:10 PM   #6
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Haha, this sounds awesome
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Old 03-23-2007, 11:16 PM   #7
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I deem this as CUTE.


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Old 03-23-2007, 11:20 PM   #8
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Needs more exploding cow.
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Old 03-23-2007, 11:24 PM   #9
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It's not called "The Adventures of Hypolactasian Cows" now IS IT?


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Old 03-25-2007, 07:52 AM   #10
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My thanks to anyone who watched this, I wager you anticipated allot more from it... the general reaction I imagine would be a very dissapointed "oh..."
Looking back it was probably misleading having the quotes from the full story of the Hypolactasian Cow (titled "The Minute Bovinity") but I put that there in hopes of anyone being inspired by the short to actually make the full film seeing as I am lazy and probably never will... hey I'm prepared to co-direct if anyone IS interested! if not then thats cool... but it's out there anyways.

I had better get back to work.
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Old 03-30-2007, 12:13 PM   #11
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Sam Hughes made the cow, didn't he?
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Old 03-30-2007, 12:35 PM   #12
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I honestly don't know where I got the cow from, but many thanks to who ever made the cow! be it Sam or someone else, I thank you!
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Old 04-11-2007, 12:09 PM   #13
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Hahaha, a lactose intolerant cow?
that would be so annoying!


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