The Adventures of Hypolactasian Cow

The Adventures of Hypolactasian Cow · 11:19 PM

I got bored.

on a seperate note, I wrote an expanded take of the hypolactasian cow concept titled "The Minute Bovinity", if someone would like to make it, feel free... just PM me and I'll get you the full story.

here's some samples just to maybe peak some interest (I don't know)

Quote:

Bovinae Minūtus, although commonly (but incorrectly) referred to as Hypolactasian Cattle, are members of a subcategory of the Bovidae family. While the common Cow is raised as livestock for meat such as beef or dairy products such as Milk, The Hypolactasian Cow serves little more purpose then an extremely heavy paperweight, their lifespan is usually no longer then 3 months and they grow no larger, then an Ant, in fact Hypolactasian Cow’s are commonly said to be the most pointless creature in the entire animal kingdom.

Quote:

And so the fourth week of the miniscule cow’s life arrives, beginning its journey across the land to their community, it is unknown exactly how they know where their commune is located; it is most likely that these cows follow the trail of their parent’s urine and feces, eating it, as they travel so that no predators may follow.

Upon arriving, the Hypolactasian Cow must undergo an initiation ceremony; one of the elder Hypolactasian Cow’s sends out a warrior Cow piloting a beetle, the Hypolactasian Cow must defeat this fierce warrior in order to be accepted into the community. It is a battle to the death.

I honestly think it would be a fun and simple project and would really like someone to do it!. I will narrate for whomever (if anyone) wants to make this amazing peice of literature a 3DMM reality.

Tuna Hematoma · 03-22-2007, 11:53 PM

link plz

Stan Pennant · 02:58 AM

Sorry Toona

if anyone would like to host it feel free.

Darth Fyer · 03-23-2007, 12:58 AM

Well the screenshot looks cool...

Denny Betterman · 03-23-2007, 04:25 AM

It says the file got deleted for violating the site's TOS. I dunno. If your psychoholiday refuses to get opened or works heaven forbid you can always send stuff to me

Gorosaurus · 03-23-2007, 11:10 PM

Haha, this sounds awesome

Tuna Hematoma · 03-23-2007, 11:16 PM

I deem this as CUTE.

Space Goat · 03-23-2007, 11:20 PM

Needs more exploding cow.

Tuna Hematoma · 03-23-2007, 11:24 PM

It's not called "The Adventures of Hypolactasian Cows" now IS IT?

Stan Pennant · 03-25-2007, 07:52 AM

My thanks to anyone who watched this, I wager you anticipated allot more from it... the general reaction I imagine would be a very dissapointed "oh..."
Looking back it was probably misleading having the quotes from the full story of the Hypolactasian Cow (titled "The Minute Bovinity") but I put that there in hopes of anyone being inspired by the short to actually make the full film seeing as I am lazy and probably never will... hey I'm prepared to co-direct if anyone IS interested! if not then thats cool... but it's out there anyways.

I had better get back to work.

Blooman · 03-30-2007, 12:13 PM

Sam Hughes made the cow, didn't he?

Stan Pennant · 03-30-2007, 12:35 PM

I honestly don't know where I got the cow from, but many thanks to who ever made the cow! be it Sam or someone else, I thank you!

Ross Marlow · 04-11-2007, 12:09 PM

Hahaha, a lactose intolerant cow?
that would be so annoying!

Funny Bones · 02-25-2017, 08:14 PM

03-22-2007, 11:54 PM	#3
Stan Pennant Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 761	Sorry Toona if anyone would like to host it feel free.
Stan Pennant Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 761	Last edited by Stan Pennant : 03-23-2007 at 02:58 AM.

03-23-2007, 12:58 AM	#4
Darth Fyer Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 656	Well the screenshot looks cool...
Darth Fyer Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 656

03-25-2007, 07:52 AM	#10
Stan Pennant Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 761	My thanks to anyone who watched this, I wager you anticipated allot more from it... the general reaction I imagine would be a very dissapointed "oh..." Looking back it was probably misleading having the quotes from the full story of the Hypolactasian Cow (titled "The Minute Bovinity") but I put that there in hopes of anyone being inspired by the short to actually make the full film seeing as I am lazy and probably never will... hey I'm prepared to co-direct if anyone IS interested! if not then thats cool... but it's out there anyways. I had better get back to work.
Stan Pennant Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 761

03-30-2007, 12:13 PM	#11
Blooman Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 413	Sam Hughes made the cow, didn't he?
Blooman Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 413

03-30-2007, 12:35 PM	#12
Stan Pennant Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 761	I honestly don't know where I got the cow from, but many thanks to who ever made the cow! be it Sam or someone else, I thank you!
Stan Pennant Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 761

03-22-2007, 11:53 PM	#2
Tuna Hematoma Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,055	link plz

03-23-2007, 04:25 AM	#5
Denny Betterman Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 3,531	It says the file got deleted for violating the site's TOS. I dunno. If your psychoholiday refuses to get opened or works heaven forbid you can always send stuff to me

03-23-2007, 11:10 PM	#6
Gorosaurus Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 16,146	Haha, this sounds awesome

03-23-2007, 11:16 PM	#7
Tuna Hematoma Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,055	I deem this as CUTE.

03-23-2007, 11:20 PM	#8
Space Goat Administrator Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 6,042	Needs more exploding cow.

03-23-2007, 11:24 PM	#9
Tuna Hematoma Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,055	It's not called "The Adventures of Hypolactasian Cows" now IS IT?

04-11-2007, 12:09 PM	#13
Ross Marlow Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 361	Hahaha, a lactose intolerant cow? that would be so annoying!
Ross Marlow Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 361

02-25-2017, 08:14 PM	#14
Funny Bones Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 1,585