The Talent Book Movie COMPILATION

The Talent Book Movie Compilation · 11:13 PM

By Molotov, Pogo, Digital Taco, Destra Afsetis, Ben Rice, Getysburg, Buzvonlurt, Jonny Anson, Roadkill Dave, Sam Hughes, Fingers, Simon Sav, HMC, Tom Bown, Xeros and Barton Almighty.

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Or, if you prefer, the list of movies to download one-by-one:

Alexander - Food Critic By Fingers
Alexander - Librarian By Jonny Anson
Benedict - Mummy By Roadkill Dave
Charlie - Lava Lamp Salesman By Xeros
Bino - Street Entertainer By Destra Afsetis
Billy - Flea Market Manager By Molotov
Crash - Flight Attendant By Pogo
Frank - Villain By Molotov
Crash - Willy's Experiment By Digital Taco
Jeremy - Cook By Tom Bown
Gabriel - Young Native By Getysburg
Gabriel - Spooky's Youngest Son By Sam Hughes
Kim - Fortune Teller By Sam Hughes
Jerzy - Taxi Driver By Destra Afsetis
Jerzy - Gardener By Simon Sav
Patrick - Explorer By Digital Taco
Maribella - Mannequin By HMC
Patrick - Rich Cousin By Buzvonlurt
Valentine - Annoying Neighbour By Ben Rice
Sebastian - Trick or Treat Alien By Getysburg
Zack - Phantom By Ben Rice

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Pirate Balloon · 05-30-2006, 01:05 PM

Uploading the inconvenient size of a single .RAR file.

Destra · 05-30-2006, 01:09 PM

This was good fun. No months of hard work. Just quick one or two joke movies made in a few hours. There were a few substandard entries, but otherwise everyone did a good job overall.

I just hope someone does a quick review of all of the entries. Like we were promised for the hiatus movies.

Pirate Balloon · 05-30-2006, 01:40 PM

RAR of all of 'em

Molotov · 05-30-2006, 01:44 PM

Awesomal!

Darth Fyer · 05-30-2006, 01:54 PM

Cheers Molotov. I have been waiting for these to be released. Should be interesting.
Downloading now....

Sam Hughes · 05-30-2006, 04:04 PM

Mine where a bit embrassing, but I did my best. *blesses the soul*

Richard Bevis · 05-30-2006, 05:36 PM

I watched half of the first one and decided these weren't worth watching.

Getysburg · 05-30-2006, 05:52 PM

That means you do not appreciate the 3Dmm community and should be exiled as you have no community spirit.

Good day.

Sam Hughes · 05-30-2006, 05:59 PM

Good Ridance

Jimmy DeMarco · 05-30-2006, 07:19 PM

Damn me for not finishing mine, it was bloody hilarious.

Buzvonlurt · 05-30-2006, 07:35 PM

This was great fun, I enjoyed most of these entries.. I just wish mine had more structure. Still, everyone did a good job

Richard Bevis · 05-30-2006, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Getysburg

That means you do not appreciate the 3Dmm community and should be exiled as you have no community spirit.

Good day.

Nah, just can't be arsed.

Jonny Anson · 05-30-2006, 07:53 PM

I'm a bit happy with the way my entry turned out. It isn't everyday a mummy can make a chap quit his boring job and make him join a... Oop... I've said too much.

Oh yeah, almost forgot, I used no expansions whatsoever for my entry. So in your face modern age software, I'M OLD SCHOOL!!!

In any case, enjoy this compilation and please remember that if it appears we have lost our sanity in these movies, be not afraid because we have.

Diabolic · 05-31-2006, 01:01 AM

Shit, now I wish I finished mine.

Getysburg · 05-31-2006, 09:38 AM

I watched every film last night and made a short review on each one (very very short). And yes I'm very stingy with marks, I know.

Alexander - food critic
by fingers

Good little number, bit weak though so didnt make a very good opening film (or maybe its not because XP automatically
turned the folder alpahbetically OH NOS!) made me laugh... twice.
5.5/10

Alexander - librarian
by Johnny anson (lol like arson...)

Is it me or do all these new newbies have slicker and slicker animation skills? Very pleasing on the eye film, but wasn't
that funny, and the echo on the mummy got so annoying very quickly, the bling bit was cool.
6.5/10

Benedict - mummy
By Roadkill dave

yes, looks like i am a douchebag ah well. Short and sweet film again wasn't.. too funny and was a bit weird to work out
as everything was so fast, good attempt though.
5.5/10

Billy - Flea market manager
By Molotov

Haha now this one made me laugh, due to the stupid plot and how it was translated. Would have been better with voices
but was still pretty funny, especially the end.
7/10

Bino - street entertainer
By Destra Afsetis

Haha this is more like it, really funny due to its absurdity, well animated too.
7.75/10

Charlie - lava lamp salesperson
By Xeros

I liked this bit more upscale in humour than other more slapstick entries and i liked the voices (although they were to quiet)
made me laugh properly twice and was overall very good, little rough round the edges, didnt like the way the title music
continued into the film and the plot was a bit weird when he suddenly went to Jamaica for no reason.
7.5/10

Crash - flight attendant
By Pogo

Another very good film (ugh I hate saying that) but yeah it was good, not mind-blowingly funny but had its moments and
kept a smile on my face. (SNAKES) bit short though.
7.5/10

Crash - Willy's experiment
By Digital Taco

This was a good film, shame about the voices but yeah it was funny and used great music to pull itself off.
7.5/10

Frank - Villian
By Molotov

Hahaha, I really liked this one, mike was a bit fuzzy but it had such great subtle humour, what the special powers were
got it I thought it'd be 3dmm slapstick but it was just.. rubbing haha.
8/10

Gabriel - Spooky's youngest son
By Sam hughes

Started well...badly didnt like the humour at all, then it got good after the thief bit. the humour was a bit pradctable though
which was a shame. however it did have some nice camera shots (credits) and i liked the mirror effect. Couldnt at all
understand what the white thing was though until they said it was a checkout.
5.5/10

Gabriel - young native
By Getysburg

Jeremy - Cook
By Tom Bown

This film was OK wasn't really funny but had a good voice act cast.
5/10

Jerzy - Gardener
By Simon Sav and Tombot

Nice little film interesting voice acting, but not that funny, reminded me of 'Little shop of horrors,' a lot. Had some ok
animation in but tried to be more funny than it could pull off.
6/10

Jerzy - Taxi driver
By Destra Afsetis

Haha This was even better than his last, a very smooth very funny film the idea with the doors is great and the little touchs
really bought this short alive.
8/10

Kim - Fortune teller
By Sam Hughes

Well firstly this was a bit too long and secondly... the whole thing sounded like a primary school play, I'm sorry but
don;t voice act till you voice has broken. it was a good film, used some textures I havnt seen in years and i like the
bit with the crystal ball turning on, oh and the Alien was very cute. Very good try
6/10

Maribella - Mannequin
By HMC

This wasn't supposed to be much of a comedy so I wont rate it as one, but wow as far as sticking to a talent entry this
was extreamly well made it had gripping moments as well as funny ones could have used voices though.
8.5/10

Patrick - the explorer
By Digital Taco

Haha this was funny, not too funny, but funny. All though Jeff CHing sounded a bit bored. Umm not much else to say really.
6/10

Patrick - rich cousin
By Buz von Lurt

Haha, this film was very much what I have come to expct from buz, smotth slick slapstick comedy, And i loved the
Englishness of it it terms of the voices (and cash) Mount & Blade overload though :P
7.5/10

Sebastian - Alien
By Getysburg

Valentine - annoying neighbour
by Ben Rice

This film was far too long winded, the explaining got annoying to be honest. interesting use of N3Dmm haha, weird. Some areas of tis film were stolen from others though and thats a shame. Did like the bit when he tried to get in the house though.
5.5/10

Zack - Phantom
By Ben Rice

When this film started I thought it would be a bit poorly made but was quickly shown wrong, this was funny and I liked it.
You could hear background TV on the vocals though.
7/10

Ben Rice · 05-31-2006, 11:38 AM

Haha, this was really fun. Brilliant idea Molotov. * throws a party in his honour *

Richard Bevis · 05-31-2006, 12:21 PM

* Gate crashes *

Getysburg · 05-31-2006, 01:29 PM

You can't gate crash, he's put locks on the door!

Pirate Balloon · 05-31-2006, 01:37 PM

O RLY?

* Gate crashes *

Darth Fyer · 05-31-2006, 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pirate Balloon

* Gate crashes *

Now that's a gate crash.

Ploder · 05-31-2006, 02:52 PM

lol nice one

Cowtacular Spleen · 05-31-2006, 10:33 PM

DAMMIT! and I wanted to release my movie too... well... guess I'll just add it to my long list of short movies that not a lot of people have seen and that I'll release sometime in the future including art and unfinished works... yup...

Jonny Anson · 06-02-2006, 03:11 AM

Shame on you Gety, Taco should get better than that for his entry. After all, the special guest in it had some really educational things to say you know.

Getysburg · 06-02-2006, 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Getysburg

And yes I'm very stingy with marks, I know.

05-30-2006, 01:09 PM	#3
Destra Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 3,594	This was good fun. No months of hard work. Just quick one or two joke movies made in a few hours. There were a few substandard entries, but otherwise everyone did a good job overall. I just hope someone does a quick review of all of the entries. Like we were promised for the hiatus movies.
Destra Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 3,594

05-30-2006, 01:44 PM	#5
Molotov Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 4,858	Awesomal!
Molotov Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 4,858

05-30-2006, 01:54 PM	#6
Darth Fyer Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 656	Cheers Molotov. I have been waiting for these to be released. Should be interesting. Downloading now....
Darth Fyer Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 656

05-30-2006, 05:52 PM	#9
Getysburg Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 2,510	That means you do not appreciate the 3Dmm community and should be exiled as you have no community spirit. Good day.
Getysburg Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 2,510

05-30-2006, 07:19 PM	#11
Jimmy DeMarco Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 619	Damn me for not finishing mine, it was bloody hilarious.
Jimmy DeMarco Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 619

05-30-2006, 01:05 PM	#2
Pirate Balloon Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 7,911	Uploading the inconvenient size of a single .RAR file.

05-30-2006, 01:40 PM	#4
Pirate Balloon Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 7,911	RAR of all of 'em

05-30-2006, 04:04 PM	#7
Sam Hughes Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,408	Mine where a bit embrassing, but I did my best. *blesses the soul*

05-30-2006, 05:36 PM	#8
Richard Bevis Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 2,190	I watched half of the first one and decided these weren't worth watching.

05-30-2006, 05:59 PM	#10
Sam Hughes Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,408	Good Ridance

05-30-2006, 07:35 PM	#12
Buzvonlurt Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,151	This was great fun, I enjoyed most of these entries.. I just wish mine had more structure. Still, everyone did a good job

05-30-2006, 07:53 PM	#14
Jonny Anson Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 1,146	I'm a bit happy with the way my entry turned out. It isn't everyday a mummy can make a chap quit his boring job and make him join a... Oop... I've said too much. Oh yeah, almost forgot, I used no expansions whatsoever for my entry. So in your face modern age software, I'M OLD SCHOOL!!! In any case, enjoy this compilation and please remember that if it appears we have lost our sanity in these movies, be not afraid because we have.

05-31-2006, 01:01 AM	#15
Diabolic Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 1,229	Shit, now I wish I finished mine.
Diabolic Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 1,229

05-31-2006, 09:38 AM	#16
Getysburg Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 2,510	I watched every film last night and made a short review on each one (very very short). And yes I'm very stingy with marks, I know. Alexander - food critic by fingers Good little number, bit weak though so didnt make a very good opening film (or maybe its not because XP automatically turned the folder alpahbetically OH NOS!) made me laugh... twice. 5.5/10 Alexander - librarian by Johnny anson (lol like arson...) Is it me or do all these new newbies have slicker and slicker animation skills? Very pleasing on the eye film, but wasn't that funny, and the echo on the mummy got so annoying very quickly, the bling bit was cool. 6.5/10 Benedict - mummy By Roadkill dave yes, looks like i am a douchebag ah well. Short and sweet film again wasn't.. too funny and was a bit weird to work out as everything was so fast, good attempt though. 5.5/10 Billy - Flea market manager By Molotov Haha now this one made me laugh, due to the stupid plot and how it was translated. Would have been better with voices but was still pretty funny, especially the end. 7/10 Bino - street entertainer By Destra Afsetis Haha this is more like it, really funny due to its absurdity, well animated too. 7.75/10 Charlie - lava lamp salesperson By Xeros I liked this bit more upscale in humour than other more slapstick entries and i liked the voices (although they were to quiet) made me laugh properly twice and was overall very good, little rough round the edges, didnt like the way the title music continued into the film and the plot was a bit weird when he suddenly went to Jamaica for no reason. 7.5/10 Crash - flight attendant By Pogo Another very good film (ugh I hate saying that) but yeah it was good, not mind-blowingly funny but had its moments and kept a smile on my face. (SNAKES) bit short though. 7.5/10 Crash - Willy's experiment By Digital Taco This was a good film, shame about the voices but yeah it was funny and used great music to pull itself off. 7.5/10 Frank - Villian By Molotov Hahaha, I really liked this one, mike was a bit fuzzy but it had such great subtle humour, what the special powers were got it I thought it'd be 3dmm slapstick but it was just.. rubbing haha. 8/10 Gabriel - Spooky's youngest son By Sam hughes Started well...badly didnt like the humour at all, then it got good after the thief bit. the humour was a bit pradctable though which was a shame. however it did have some nice camera shots (credits) and i liked the mirror effect. Couldnt at all understand what the white thing was though until they said it was a checkout. 5.5/10 Gabriel - young native By Getysburg Jeremy - Cook By Tom Bown This film was OK wasn't really funny but had a good voice act cast. 5/10 Jerzy - Gardener By Simon Sav and Tombot Nice little film interesting voice acting, but not that funny, reminded me of 'Little shop of horrors,' a lot. Had some ok animation in but tried to be more funny than it could pull off. 6/10 Jerzy - Taxi driver By Destra Afsetis Haha This was even better than his last, a very smooth very funny film the idea with the doors is great and the little touchs really bought this short alive. 8/10 Kim - Fortune teller By Sam Hughes Well firstly this was a bit too long and secondly... the whole thing sounded like a primary school play, I'm sorry but don;t voice act till you voice has broken. it was a good film, used some textures I havnt seen in years and i like the bit with the crystal ball turning on, oh and the Alien was very cute. Very good try 6/10 Maribella - Mannequin By HMC This wasn't supposed to be much of a comedy so I wont rate it as one, but wow as far as sticking to a talent entry this was extreamly well made it had gripping moments as well as funny ones could have used voices though. 8.5/10 Patrick - the explorer By Digital Taco Haha this was funny, not too funny, but funny. All though Jeff CHing sounded a bit bored. Umm not much else to say really. 6/10 Patrick - rich cousin By Buz von Lurt Haha, this film was very much what I have come to expct from buz, smotth slick slapstick comedy, And i loved the Englishness of it it terms of the voices (and cash) Mount & Blade overload though :P 7.5/10 Sebastian - Alien By Getysburg Valentine - annoying neighbour by Ben Rice This film was far too long winded, the explaining got annoying to be honest. interesting use of N3Dmm haha, weird. Some areas of tis film were stolen from others though and thats a shame. Did like the bit when he tried to get in the house though. 5.5/10 Zack - Phantom By Ben Rice When this film started I thought it would be a bit poorly made but was quickly shown wrong, this was funny and I liked it. You could hear background TV on the vocals though. 7/10
Getysburg Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 2,510

05-31-2006, 11:38 AM	#17
Ben Rice Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,220	Haha, this was really fun. Brilliant idea Molotov. * throws a party in his honour *
Ben Rice Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,220

05-31-2006, 12:21 PM	#18
Richard Bevis Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 2,190	* Gate crashes *

05-31-2006, 01:29 PM	#19
Getysburg Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 2,510	You can't gate crash, he's put locks on the door!
Getysburg Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 2,510

05-31-2006, 01:37 PM	#20
Pirate Balloon Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 7,911	O RLY? * Gate crashes *

05-31-2006, 02:52 PM	#22
Ploder Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 92	lol nice one
Ploder Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 92	nevermind.

05-31-2006, 10:33 PM	#23
Cowtacular Spleen Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 2,217	DAMMIT! and I wanted to release my movie too... well... guess I'll just add it to my long list of short movies that not a lot of people have seen and that I'll release sometime in the future including art and unfinished works... yup...

06-02-2006, 03:11 AM	#24
Jonny Anson Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 1,146	Shame on you Gety, Taco should get better than that for his entry. After all, the special guest in it had some really educational things to say you know.