Things 3DMMers say during sex....

Mike Johnston · 09-18-2002, 08:12 AM

I wanna hear some of yours:
Frogman - It is coming....

Yeah, I know, that's ghey, I wanna hear yours though.

Jimmah · 09-18-2002, 08:14 AM

This is serious!?!? OMG

I say "THOSE BULLIES WONT BOTHER ME NOW" and then i laugh cus I've never sexed up anyone.

Frogman · 09-18-2002, 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rodan Johnston
I wanna hear some of yours:
Frogman - IT is coming....

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Frogman · 09-18-2002, 08:18 AM

McZee - Heh-HEEEYYY THAT WAS EXCELLENT WHAT SHOULD WE DO NOW?!?!?!

Mike Johnston · 09-18-2002, 08:24 AM

Come on, let's explore...
Let's give it a try, ready or not...
Oooh, this place is spooky...

Frogman · 09-18-2002, 08:26 AM

I dont really say alot, I just throw my kids on her face and call it a night.

Deano · 09-18-2002, 09:02 AM

That's not it, he said it was red

Deano · 09-18-2002, 09:07 AM

in fact nearly all of The Book's quotes would fit!

"Lets see that books gotta be in here somewhere"

"Now what did I do with those keys..."

Lord Trasher · 09-18-2002, 09:12 AM

Teulan - "Don't worry, I'll be done in... oh, an hour"

David Crowe · 09-18-2002, 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dean Francis
That's not it, he said it was red

HAHAHA! Best yet!

Frogman · 09-18-2002, 09:30 AM

Andres - "20 pesos says I can recreate this in 3dmm *reads manifesto*"

Will Maltyby- "don't worry sis, mom and dad will never find out"

Dick Harris - "Barry, where's Barry"

Pikios - "if you dont have an orgasm I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL CUT MYSELF...No pressure"

Whitey - "NO IT DOESN'T GET ANY BIGGER!!!"

Dustin Guest - "this glow in the dark condom looks like a lightsaber in the dark."

Cal - "even though I haven't seen my dick since I was 10, I know its there....trust me."

Julie - "ok its your turn Tuna, Jeremy's done already"

Fester Freelance - "*I told you, EVERYONE LOVES DICK*"

Jynx - "*SAYS THE SAME THING FESTER DOES*"

I'll do more later....

Edit - Added more -

Lord Trasher · 09-18-2002, 09:33 AM

*laughs ass off at the last one*

The Trasher - "How much, love?"

Cal Flavell · 09-18-2002, 10:53 AM

Actually Rick, it would be more like:

The Trasher: That was great! Thanks, honey. * strokes his hand *

Lmac · 09-18-2002, 10:55 AM

Jordi Visser: HOLY TESTICLE TUESDAY!

People in regards to Jordi having sex:
"That's why Jordi Visser is dead, HE FOUND CAPTAIN WINKEY!!!"

Cal Flavell · 09-18-2002, 11:03 AM

Also, here's some things people say BEFORE sex.

Viva: Oops... it appears I dropped the soap! I'll just bend over here... and wave my ass around for all the big hunks to see...

Jeff Ching: So how often do u masturbate? Do u do it while doin a shit? Can i watch u? Can u're mom join in? * girl runs away * Huhuhuhuh, I said masturbate.

Space Goat: Hold still, Rover!

Sapone: * ties girl to a tree and whips them with a skipping rope * You are now my bitch.

Dick Harris · 09-18-2002, 11:33 AM

CAL FLAVELL: Wow! I guess i do have a dick! I HAVEN'T SEEN IT FOR YEARS.

Cal Flavell · 09-18-2002, 12:12 PM

1. That's already been said...
2. I'd bet mine's a damn sight easier to see than yours, Hazza.

Lmac · 09-18-2002, 12:14 PM

I could show you mine right now if you really want me to.

Jordi Visser · 09-18-2002, 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lmac
Jordi Visser: HOLY TESTICLE TUESDAY!

People in regards to Jordi having sex:
"That's why Jordi Visser is dead, HE FOUND CAPTAIN WINKEY!!!"

hahahaha

Evan · 09-18-2002, 01:29 PM

Me : "...are you sure we do it like this? ... oh okay...so anyways I was talking to my mom...."

FireInYourHole · 09-18-2002, 01:41 PM

chris ward (i think): EEHHH MONNN EHHHH!!!!

Sinarach · 09-18-2002, 01:51 PM

Andres De La Hoz: No no no no NO. Stop it, RIGHT NOW. You’re doing it all fucking wrong you moronic asshat. You’re supposed to move your hips WITH me, not AGAINST, but this doesn’t surprise me, everyone knows of your FUCKING STUPIDITY. Before you waste my time with your pathetic knowledge of simple human PLEASURE, he is a video. Study it, learn it, and then call me- otherwise, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE.

Ben Williams: I love you baby, I know you’ve always known that, right from the very first time we met. Get ready for the climax, because you’ll get a surprise WHEN I FUCKING STAB YOUR HEART WITH AN ICEPICK OVER AND OVER AGAIN- SHUTTERING YOUR THOUGHTS THAT I WAS IN LOVE WITH YOU, RIGHT UNTIL THE END YAHAHAH!

BiGTiME Harris: So, what do you want to do? Missionary, doggie, monkey wretch, jabberwocky, position X, war of the whores…? So many choices… I recommend the spider monkey, and then we’ll move onto something more plain: The combo mosaic.

Brossy: You know what, you better not fuck me over after this. All my past girlfriends fuck me over, it’s like they are all crazy. You’re not crazy… are you? I’m sick of crazy people, they are all over my life. My life sucks, compared to people like yours. I wish I could do something else other than sitting on the computer, day in, day out…

Cal Flavell: Whoa girl, you are so AWESOME! It’s almost as awesome as this time with me and the guys. Sgara goes to me- “Dude, I bet you’re too chicken shit to walk on that car you’ve never seen before”. Then I says, “Oh yeah?! FUCK YOU” and walk right on top of that sucka! Sgara was so speechless over that, he was like “Whoa, that Cal… he is like… so awesome”. That was a good night- here’s another story…

Crazy Ivan: You better not fuck me over bitch, if you do- I’m going to photoshop your picture of yourself and show it to the 3dmm community the next fuckin’ day, so don’t fuck with me bitch. You don’t want your parents to get an email with you fucking a horse like a whore, then don’t fuck with me.

Dean Francis: Hahaha, you know what? This reminds me of a joke I was thinking before. This guy walks into a bra store, looking for bras for his mother, only he didn’t know her size, so he ask the lady “Here’s a picture of my mum, what one would like good on her?” YAHAHAHAHAH! I call that, ‘Yo Mama’, YAHAHAHAH ! Oh yeah, I love it when you do that- Hey, this is like this joke I thought up earlier…

Dustin Guest: You know what really turns me on baby? If you twirl your hair around your ears so they look like cones. Yeah, just like that! Damn, you look so sexy. I’m going to fuck you so hard- call me Luke from now on.

Frogman: You remember how I kept saying for months and months and months that I was going to do something special tonight? Well… ::Get on his knees and looks into her eyes:: I’m going to fuck you anal style.

Guy Collins: Oh yeah, I love this position! No wait, turn over- oh yes, this is fucking good. No I’m sick of this, put your legs here- fuck this is working well. No wait, try this…

Jynx: You love this don’t you? Of coarse you do, I’m fucking the best- you’ve never fucked a guy like me before. You are never going to forget how good I am, NEVER! And you’re never going to find a guy HALF AS GOOD AS ME! SO DON’T EVEN FUCKING TRY- I AM THE GREATEST!

Midbackman: ::His partner forces him to wear a gag to prevent the consistent bullshit::.

Nick The Almighty: This is what I’m going to do: I’m going to stick my dick into you for two minutes, then I’m gonna leave. Tell me how good I was a couple of times in the next week and I’ll back and go at it for another two minutes.

Pikios: I’m sorry; did you just take off your panties before your bra? That is so wrong… That’s it, I’m going to walk out of the room… reenter and then we are going to start again. This time, IT’S GOT TO BE PERFECT.

Prof Spaz: Will you ever stop bitching; it’s always “Spaz, fuck me this way” or “Spaz, fuck me that way”… But when are you ever going to fuck me, huh? Well I GUESS YOU JUST FORGET ABOUT PEOPLE LIKE ME- PEOPLE THAT DO ALL THE FUCKING WORK FOR SHITTY PEOPLE LIKE YOU. I’M LEAVING YOU, AND YOU HAVE NOONE BUT YOURSELF TO BLAME.

Qutput: ::Fucks likes a god then disappears repeat::.

Redwampa: Looks, this may seem a little silly, but I’m going to get my stuffed animals, and just put them down on the shelf so they can watch us. They get lonely if I am out of their sights. They won’t bother us; I’ve already had a long meaningful talk with them.

Rhys Halliwell: Yesterday, this guy gave me this weird kind of look- like I’m some kind of stranger… It must be the socks I’m wearing. I brought these myself you know…

Sapone: Oh yeah, if you think my cock feels good baby, just you wait till we change positions and start fucking you with my nose, you’ll holler like a little bitch, if you don’t, then you’re a moron, and I’ll beat you up- so like it- OR ELSE.
I’m sorry honey, I’m a completely different person in bed, if you only knew me normally, you’ll see how much of a kind and good hearted person I am, DO YOU HEAR ME YOU FUCKING WHORE?! – sorry.

Space Goat: Sorry, what did you just say? Listen, this is my bed, my room, my rules- so don’t you dare say the words ***, *******, and ******. If you do, I will kick you out, and never let you back until you write a nice little hallmark card and send it to me.

The Chinese Jew: u ever wonder what fucking ur mum feels like? i bet it feels something like this. u see, everything I take a dump, I jerk off thinking about peoples mums. And u know what I just decided? im gonna start fucking mums.

Tony Teulan: Ok look, we’ll make love NEXT WEEK, I promise. I know, I know… I keep holding our sessions hold since two months ago, but I’ve just been so busy with being an extra. I simply do not have ANY time for fucking around. So next week, ok? I promise. I love you.

Will Maltby: Ever seen someone do this before? I bet you haven’t, because I started the trend, me, I did, Will fucking Maltby. Now everyone is doing the same thing I invent, and they think they fucking own the whole trend. No one is better than the master, me… not one fucking soul. So if you see someone doing the same moves, knee them in the balls for me and say “YOU FUCKING STOLDED THAT MOVE OFF THE KING, WILL MALTBY”.

Lord Trasher · 09-18-2002, 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cal Flavell
Actually Rick, it would be more like:

The Trasher: That was great! Thanks, honey. * strokes his hand *

What... the... fuck? * immediately disconnects webcam *

Jim Ballard · 09-18-2002, 02:38 PM

"There's nothing to say really"

Jordan Siddall · 09-18-2002, 03:03 PM

"Iv had better"

09-18-2002, 08:12 AM	#1
Mike Johnston Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 893	Things 3DMMers say during sex.... I wanna hear some of yours: Frogman - It is coming.... Yeah, I know, that's ghey, I wanna hear yours though.
Mike Johnston Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 893

09-18-2002, 08:14 AM	#2
Jimmah Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 3,705	This is serious!?!? OMG I say "THOSE BULLIES WONT BOTHER ME NOW" and then i laugh cus I've never sexed up anyone.
Jimmah Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 3,705

09-18-2002, 08:18 AM	#4
Frogman Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 2,424	McZee - Heh-HEEEYYY THAT WAS EXCELLENT WHAT SHOULD WE DO NOW?!?!?!
Frogman Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 2,424

09-18-2002, 08:24 AM	#5
Mike Johnston Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 893	Come on, let's explore... Let's give it a try, ready or not... Oooh, this place is spooky...
Mike Johnston Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 893

09-18-2002, 08:26 AM	#6
Frogman Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 2,424	I dont really say alot, I just throw my kids on her face and call it a night.
Frogman Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 2,424

09-18-2002, 09:02 AM	#7
Deano Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 9,819	That's not it, he said it was red
Deano Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 9,819

09-18-2002, 09:07 AM	#8
Deano Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 9,819	in fact nearly all of The Book's quotes would fit! "Lets see that books gotta be in here somewhere" "Now what did I do with those keys..."
Deano Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 9,819

09-18-2002, 09:12 AM	#9
Lord Trasher Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 4,739	Teulan - "Don't worry, I'll be done in... oh, an hour"

09-18-2002, 09:30 AM	#11
Frogman Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 2,424	Andres - "20 pesos says I can recreate this in 3dmm reads manifesto" Will Maltyby- "don't worry sis, mom and dad will never find out" Dick Harris - "Barry, where's Barry" Pikios - "if you dont have an orgasm I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL CUT MYSELF...No pressure" Whitey - "NO IT DOESN'T GET ANY BIGGER!!!" Dustin Guest - "this glow in the dark condom looks like a lightsaber in the dark." Cal - "even though I haven't seen my dick since I was 10, I know its there....trust me." Julie - "ok its your turn Tuna, Jeremy's done already" Fester Freelance - "I told you, EVERYONE LOVES DICK" Jynx - "SAYS THE SAME THING FESTER DOES" I'll do more later.... Edit - Added more -
Frogman Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 2,424

09-18-2002, 09:33 AM	#12
Lord Trasher Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 4,739	laughs ass off at the last one The Trasher - "How much, love?"

09-18-2002, 10:53 AM	#13
Cal Flavell Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,557	Actually Rick, it would be more like: The Trasher: That was great! Thanks, honey. * strokes his hand *

09-18-2002, 10:55 AM	#14
Lmac Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 3,474	Jordi Visser: HOLY TESTICLE TUESDAY! People in regards to Jordi having sex: "That's why Jordi Visser is dead, HE FOUND CAPTAIN WINKEY!!!"
Lmac Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 3,474

09-18-2002, 11:03 AM	#15
Cal Flavell Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,557	Also, here's some things people say BEFORE sex. Viva: Oops... it appears I dropped the soap! I'll just bend over here... and wave my ass around for all the big hunks to see... Jeff Ching: So how often do u masturbate? Do u do it while doin a shit? Can i watch u? Can u're mom join in? * girl runs away * Huhuhuhuh, I said masturbate. Space Goat: Hold still, Rover! Sapone: * ties girl to a tree and whips them with a skipping rope * You are now my bitch.

09-18-2002, 11:33 AM	#16
Dick Harris Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,503	CAL FLAVELL: Wow! I guess i do have a dick! I HAVEN'T SEEN IT FOR YEARS.

09-18-2002, 12:12 PM	#17
Cal Flavell Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,557	1. That's already been said... 2. I'd bet mine's a damn sight easier to see than yours, Hazza.

09-18-2002, 12:14 PM	#18
Lmac Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 3,474	I could show you mine right now if you really want me to.
Lmac Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 3,474

09-18-2002, 01:29 PM	#20
Evan Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,819	Me : "...are you sure we do it like this? ... oh okay...so anyways I was talking to my mom...."
Evan Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,819

09-18-2002, 01:41 PM	#21
FireInYourHole Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 410	chris ward (i think): EEHHH MONNN EHHHH!!!!

09-18-2002, 01:51 PM	#22
Sinarach Banned Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,154	Andres De La Hoz: No no no no NO. Stop it, RIGHT NOW. You’re doing it all fucking wrong you moronic asshat. You’re supposed to move your hips WITH me, not AGAINST, but this doesn’t surprise me, everyone knows of your FUCKING STUPIDITY. Before you waste my time with your pathetic knowledge of simple human PLEASURE, he is a video. Study it, learn it, and then call me- otherwise, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE. Ben Williams: I love you baby, I know you’ve always known that, right from the very first time we met. Get ready for the climax, because you’ll get a surprise WHEN I FUCKING STAB YOUR HEART WITH AN ICEPICK OVER AND OVER AGAIN- SHUTTERING YOUR THOUGHTS THAT I WAS IN LOVE WITH YOU, RIGHT UNTIL THE END YAHAHAH! BiGTiME Harris: So, what do you want to do? Missionary, doggie, monkey wretch, jabberwocky, position X, war of the whores…? So many choices… I recommend the spider monkey, and then we’ll move onto something more plain: The combo mosaic. Brossy: You know what, you better not fuck me over after this. All my past girlfriends fuck me over, it’s like they are all crazy. You’re not crazy… are you? I’m sick of crazy people, they are all over my life. My life sucks, compared to people like yours. I wish I could do something else other than sitting on the computer, day in, day out… Cal Flavell: Whoa girl, you are so AWESOME! It’s almost as awesome as this time with me and the guys. Sgara goes to me- “Dude, I bet you’re too chicken shit to walk on that car you’ve never seen before”. Then I says, “Oh yeah?! FUCK YOU” and walk right on top of that sucka! Sgara was so speechless over that, he was like “Whoa, that Cal… he is like… so awesome”. That was a good night- here’s another story… Crazy Ivan: You better not fuck me over bitch, if you do- I’m going to photoshop your picture of yourself and show it to the 3dmm community the next fuckin’ day, so don’t fuck with me bitch. You don’t want your parents to get an email with you fucking a horse like a whore, then don’t fuck with me. Dean Francis: Hahaha, you know what? This reminds me of a joke I was thinking before. This guy walks into a bra store, looking for bras for his mother, only he didn’t know her size, so he ask the lady “Here’s a picture of my mum, what one would like good on her?” YAHAHAHAHAH! I call that, ‘Yo Mama’, YAHAHAHAH ! Oh yeah, I love it when you do that- Hey, this is like this joke I thought up earlier… Dustin Guest: You know what really turns me on baby? If you twirl your hair around your ears so they look like cones. Yeah, just like that! Damn, you look so sexy. I’m going to fuck you so hard- call me Luke from now on. Frogman: You remember how I kept saying for months and months and months that I was going to do something special tonight? Well… ::Get on his knees and looks into her eyes:: I’m going to fuck you anal style. Guy Collins: Oh yeah, I love this position! No wait, turn over- oh yes, this is fucking good. No I’m sick of this, put your legs here- fuck this is working well. No wait, try this… Jynx: You love this don’t you? Of coarse you do, I’m fucking the best- you’ve never fucked a guy like me before. You are never going to forget how good I am, NEVER! And you’re never going to find a guy HALF AS GOOD AS ME! SO DON’T EVEN FUCKING TRY- I AM THE GREATEST! Midbackman: ::His partner forces him to wear a gag to prevent the consistent bullshit::. Nick The Almighty: This is what I’m going to do: I’m going to stick my dick into you for two minutes, then I’m gonna leave. Tell me how good I was a couple of times in the next week and I’ll back and go at it for another two minutes. Pikios: I’m sorry; did you just take off your panties before your bra? That is so wrong… That’s it, I’m going to walk out of the room… reenter and then we are going to start again. This time, IT’S GOT TO BE PERFECT. Prof Spaz: Will you ever stop bitching; it’s always “Spaz, fuck me this way” or “Spaz, fuck me that way”… But when are you ever going to fuck me, huh? Well I GUESS YOU JUST FORGET ABOUT PEOPLE LIKE ME- PEOPLE THAT DO ALL THE FUCKING WORK FOR SHITTY PEOPLE LIKE YOU. I’M LEAVING YOU, AND YOU HAVE NOONE BUT YOURSELF TO BLAME. Qutput: ::Fucks likes a god then disappears repeat::. Redwampa: Looks, this may seem a little silly, but I’m going to get my stuffed animals, and just put them down on the shelf so they can watch us. They get lonely if I am out of their sights. They won’t bother us; I’ve already had a long meaningful talk with them. Rhys Halliwell: Yesterday, this guy gave me this weird kind of look- like I’m some kind of stranger… It must be the socks I’m wearing. I brought these myself you know… Sapone: Oh yeah, if you think my cock feels good baby, just you wait till we change positions and start fucking you with my nose, you’ll holler like a little bitch, if you don’t, then you’re a moron, and I’ll beat you up- so like it- OR ELSE. I’m sorry honey, I’m a completely different person in bed, if you only knew me normally, you’ll see how much of a kind and good hearted person I am, DO YOU HEAR ME YOU FUCKING WHORE?! – sorry. Space Goat: Sorry, what did you just say? Listen, this is my bed, my room, my rules- so don’t you dare say the words *, ***, and ****. If you do, I will kick you out, and never let you back until you write a nice little hallmark card and send it to me. The Chinese Jew: u ever wonder what fucking ur mum feels like? i bet it feels something like this. u see, everything I take a dump, I jerk off thinking about peoples mums. And u know what I just decided? im gonna start fucking mums. Tony Teulan: Ok look, we’ll make love NEXT WEEK, I promise. I know, I know… I keep holding our sessions hold since two months ago, but I’ve just been so busy with being an extra. I simply do not have ANY time for fucking around. So next week, ok? I promise. I love you. Will Maltby: Ever seen someone do this before? I bet you haven’t, because I started the trend, me, I did, Will fucking Maltby. Now everyone is doing the same thing I invent, and they think they fucking own the whole trend. No one is better than the master, me… not one fucking soul. So if you see someone doing the same moves, knee them in the balls for me and say “YOU FUCKING STOLDED THAT MOVE OFF THE KING, WILL MALTBY”.
Sinarach Banned Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,154

09-18-2002, 02:38 PM	#24
Jim Ballard Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 3,417	"There's nothing to say really"

09-18-2002, 03:03 PM	#25
Jordan Siddall Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 446	"Iv had better"