I want to be religious.

Flounder · 04-28-2006, 02:07 PM

I'm serious. I want to be like a fierce, new-age Jesus-freak. Like PRINCE style Jesus-freak. I want to live in a big gothic mansion with crucifixes everywhere and drink red wine 24/7 and seduce women with my Christ-love.

Gorosaurus · 04-28-2006, 02:58 PM

You sound like a bad PSP commercial

Melrose Let Down · 04-28-2006, 10:26 PM

Have you considered vampirism?

Lyntan · 04-29-2006, 01:27 PM

I've always wanted to be religious so I could go on crusades and things.

HMC · 04-29-2006, 01:56 PM

I want to be religious so life doesn't seem pointless.

Raz · 04-29-2006, 02:22 PM

Flounder wouldn't be able to wear a rubber.

GLOVE

Crazy Ivan · 04-29-2006, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Gorosaurus

You sound like a bad PSP commercial

No, if he was that he'd sound like "OH HEY ESE LES GO TO THA SEVEN ELEVEN AND FUCK SOME BEEECHES MANG AND DEN WE'LL GO BUY SOME WEEEEED AND PLAY SOME PSP HOMIE."

Lyntan · 04-30-2006, 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HMC

I want to be religious so life doesn't seem pointless.

yeah that too

Dungeon Snake · 04-30-2006, 02:59 AM

if life wasnt pointless i would feel pretty bad

Warren Wagner · 04-30-2006, 03:34 AM

I haven't been religious for years. But lately I wish I was. I wish I could believe. I visited my biological father and step mom recently and they are very religious. We were driving, and the tire blew out, and my dad almost lost control of the car, but managed to get over to the side of the road. They both thanked God that we are all right. And my step mom, had an MRI last year, and they found a grey area. She just brushed it off as thats the way god made her. She is all right, but I was just jelous. They are so positive and hopefull thanks to religion. This past month has been the worst month of my life, and I have been wishing I could just be like "It's all part of God's plan" But I can't so I just worry constantly and don't sleep anymore.

Ned · 04-30-2006, 05:02 AM

Sorry to hear things are going rough, Warren. I'm a Christian myself, and I understand where your dad and step-mom are coming from. Resting faith in Jesus does bring great hope and peace.

Warren Wagner · 04-30-2006, 05:26 AM

I also find religion disgusting because people (even my father who even though I don't know that well, but who I still love) use "God's" word against people. I was told FAGS will burn in hell and girls who get abortions, even after rape are going against "God's" plan. This is one of the reasons I can't fucking accept religion, its like the bible gives people a right to make hatred acceptable. And it pisses me off.

EDIT: I am not trying to attack you though Ned, and I hope I didn't offend you too much. I am just not a happy trooper right now.

Evil Ash · 04-30-2006, 05:28 AM

There is a difference between religion and Catholicism.

Warren Wagner · 04-30-2006, 05:30 AM

My dad isn't catholic, and my anger isn't just towards catholics, though I think they are mainly the enemies in my book right now, but its anyone who thinks that they can be the ones to decide if FAGS should die and go to hell or not. I don't feel like arguing about this though, I do enough of that in my "real" life.

Jatz · 04-30-2006, 09:14 PM

well, according to christian religion EVERYONE is going to hell to begin with. so it doesn't have anything to do with being gay or not.

Lyntan · 04-30-2006, 09:37 PM

why everyone?

Jatz · 04-30-2006, 10:36 PM

for all have sinned?

Warren Wagner · 04-30-2006, 10:45 PM

Well that's no fun. In fact...it's the opposite of fun.

Jatz · 04-30-2006, 11:04 PM

but there's still hope!

Stroggdor · 05-01-2006, 03:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Warren Wagner

Well that's no fun. In fact...it's the opposite of fun.

Life's not always fun. But Anyone can go to heaven. I know cause I'm a Christian.

Warren Wagner · 05-01-2006, 03:04 AM

Are you christian? Because we have some contrasting information then man. Jatz says that EVERYONE is going to hell, you say ANYONE can go to heaven. I am a bit confused here.

PS. Life's not fun

Stroggdor · 05-01-2006, 03:08 AM

Yes all people are going to Hell. but if you ask God to go to let into Heaven when you die He'll let you in cause He sent Jesus to Earth to die on the cross and rise again because he was the Perfect Sacrifice He will forgive you of your sin so you may go to Heaven.

Warren Wagner · 05-01-2006, 03:13 AM

I can't take that seriously. Sorry.

Stroggdor · 05-01-2006, 03:17 AM

OK FINE!

Evil Ash · 05-01-2006, 05:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jatz

well, according to christian religion EVERYONE is going to hell to begin with. so it doesn't have anything to do with being gay or not.

You're thinking of original sin, which is washed away by the sacrament of baptism.

04-28-2006, 02:07 PM	#1
Flounder Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 6,510	I want to be religious. I'm serious. I want to be like a fierce, new-age Jesus-freak. Like PRINCE style Jesus-freak. I want to live in a big gothic mansion with crucifixes everywhere and drink red wine 24/7 and seduce women with my Christ-love.
Flounder Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 6,510

04-29-2006, 01:27 PM	#4
Lyntan Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 14,315	I've always wanted to be religious so I could go on crusades and things.
Lyntan Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 14,315

04-29-2006, 01:56 PM	#5
HMC Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 8,715	I want to be religious so life doesn't seem pointless.
HMC Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 8,715

04-29-2006, 02:22 PM	#6
Raz Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,485	Flounder wouldn't be able to wear a rubber. GLOVE
Raz Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,485

04-30-2006, 05:02 AM	#11
Ned Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 1,742	Sorry to hear things are going rough, Warren. I'm a Christian myself, and I understand where your dad and step-mom are coming from. Resting faith in Jesus does bring great hope and peace.
Ned Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 1,742

04-28-2006, 02:58 PM	#2
Gorosaurus Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 16,146	You sound like a bad PSP commercial

04-28-2006, 10:26 PM	#3
Melrose Let Down Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,566	Have you considered vampirism?

04-30-2006, 02:59 AM	#9
Dungeon Snake Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 17,519	if life wasnt pointless i would feel pretty bad

04-30-2006, 03:34 AM	#10
Warren Wagner Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 1,747	I haven't been religious for years. But lately I wish I was. I wish I could believe. I visited my biological father and step mom recently and they are very religious. We were driving, and the tire blew out, and my dad almost lost control of the car, but managed to get over to the side of the road. They both thanked God that we are all right. And my step mom, had an MRI last year, and they found a grey area. She just brushed it off as thats the way god made her. She is all right, but I was just jelous. They are so positive and hopefull thanks to religion. This past month has been the worst month of my life, and I have been wishing I could just be like "It's all part of God's plan" But I can't so I just worry constantly and don't sleep anymore.

04-30-2006, 05:26 AM	#12
Warren Wagner Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 1,747	I also find religion disgusting because people (even my father who even though I don't know that well, but who I still love) use "God's" word against people. I was told FAGS will burn in hell and girls who get abortions, even after rape are going against "God's" plan. This is one of the reasons I can't fucking accept religion, its like the bible gives people a right to make hatred acceptable. And it pisses me off. EDIT: I am not trying to attack you though Ned, and I hope I didn't offend you too much. I am just not a happy trooper right now.

04-30-2006, 05:28 AM	#13
Evil Ash Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 15,534	There is a difference between religion and Catholicism.
Evil Ash Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 15,534

04-30-2006, 05:30 AM	#14
Warren Wagner Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 1,747	My dad isn't catholic, and my anger isn't just towards catholics, though I think they are mainly the enemies in my book right now, but its anyone who thinks that they can be the ones to decide if FAGS should die and go to hell or not. I don't feel like arguing about this though, I do enough of that in my "real" life.

04-30-2006, 09:14 PM	#15
Jatz Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 6,227	well, according to christian religion EVERYONE is going to hell to begin with. so it doesn't have anything to do with being gay or not.
Jatz Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 6,227

04-30-2006, 09:37 PM	#16
Lyntan Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 14,315	why everyone?
Lyntan Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 14,315

04-30-2006, 10:36 PM	#17
Jatz Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 6,227	for all have sinned?
Jatz Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 6,227

04-30-2006, 10:45 PM	#18
Warren Wagner Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 1,747	Well that's no fun. In fact...it's the opposite of fun.

04-30-2006, 11:04 PM	#19
Jatz Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 6,227	but there's still hope!
Jatz Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 6,227

05-01-2006, 03:04 AM	#21
Warren Wagner Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 1,747	Are you christian? Because we have some contrasting information then man. Jatz says that EVERYONE is going to hell, you say ANYONE can go to heaven. I am a bit confused here. PS. Life's not fun

05-01-2006, 03:08 AM	#22
Stroggdor Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 367	Yes all people are going to Hell. but if you ask God to go to let into Heaven when you die He'll let you in cause He sent Jesus to Earth to die on the cross and rise again because he was the Perfect Sacrifice He will forgive you of your sin so you may go to Heaven.
Stroggdor Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 367

05-01-2006, 03:13 AM	#23
Warren Wagner Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 1,747	I can't take that seriously. Sorry.

05-01-2006, 03:17 AM	#24
Stroggdor Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 367	OK FINE!
Stroggdor Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 367