God ain't real

Invader · 12-07-2002, 06:08 AM

Yeah, I have good reason to say this as well. Not to offend any of you religious people, but I am dumbfounded when I realize how many people belive such a farfetched story. I think that when Jesus was born, (when the christian religion began) all of the people back then had very primitive intelligence. When a man told them such an "amazing" story they had no choice but to belive it. But some people disagreed and he was prosecuted for what he said. Blah fucking blah. Anyway, our technology is so advanced now, and there are so many smart people, and it escapes me why so many people still believe it. I mean, the only reson people belive in God is because the idea of the lord is brought upon them by their parents when they are young, feeble minded children. They will always belive what their own parents tell them, especially at such a young age. And their parents tell them to believe this for the very same reason; because they themselves were told the very same thing by their parents when they were young. And it is just and endless cycle. And these people only belive this because they were told at such an age. People being so smart nowadays, there is no way that they would be even entertained by the idea of God at an older age. The stories are so rediculous that you would have to be young to subsist on such ideas. From what I have heard, according to the bible; the people all started will Adam and Eve. And supposedly they were the FIRST lifeform on the planet, and were created by God himself. According to story they had sex to procreate and had many children. And all of their children had children. According to this story, it means that our very existance is based on incest, which is scientifically proven to cause genetic mutations. If Adam and Eve were indeed the only two beings at the beginning, that means we all spawned from two people. In such a situation with only two people; it is inevitable that incest occured for further reproduction. There is also evidence from fossils and other things that humans were indeed NOT the first lifeform on our planet. There were many microscopic organisms which evovled to mammals eventually leading to the evolution to the homosapian(us). And there are many fossils of other lifeforms that date back before there was even evidence of human existance. After telling my mom this, she said I would get my ass kicked for saying this to religious people. When I asked: "why?", she responded that they would do so because it was the will of God. But if it is indeed Gods will to have people beaten who don't belive in him, than what kind of person is he/she really? I am not saying this to offend anyone, I am just saying what I think about God. I don't really hate him or anything, I just choose not to believe in his existance for the previously stated reasons.

Sammy Sagitarius · 12-07-2002, 06:13 AM

God started Evolution.

Gavin Owers · 12-07-2002, 06:16 AM

Whatever Invader...

*continues reading the morning paper*

Invader · 12-07-2002, 06:23 AM

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Originally posted by Sammy Sagitarius
God started Evolution.

No.

VIVALAVOVA · 12-07-2002, 06:24 AM

hey dipshit. you're entitled to your own opinion, and you shouldn't critisize others'. now shut the fuck up and go shut the fuck up.

Izak MD · 12-07-2002, 06:25 AM

Wow... amazing. You figured out what everybody else figured out at about the age of four.

Sammy Sagitarius · 12-07-2002, 06:26 AM

What do you mean "No"?

Fuck the bible. God started Science. That's the unarguable religion. You can still have all of your scientific facts, and show when the earth was created and stuff. Ignore the biblical bullshit, and just be aware that God did create everything - just in a very different way than the bible says. God Created Evolution.

Sammy Sagitarius · 12-07-2002, 06:27 AM

Frankly, I'm agnostic... but of all the shit I've heard, the "God Created Evolution" stance makes more sense than anything involving God.

Cheezemaster · 12-07-2002, 06:29 AM

All the Jesus story in the Bible is true. Proof: the Bible. 4 witnesses who tell the same story.

Adam & Eve were not the First lifeform. God created all the stuff, universe, planets, sky & sea, then animals, then humans.

Adam & Eve procreate and make billions of decendant. Possible. Incest is innevitable, causing disease, ok. But look around, do you see every human in perfect health. No. Diseases are real. Comming from incest, maybe.

I don't believe in this Adam & Eve theory, they may be the first colonist, the first one to came, but they haven't generate billions of homosapiens.

Evolution is right. Ape became man. Man start to think.

My theory, my own religion, my belief: Gorikiannism
Thousands of years ago, Athyl(God) came to Earth and find many species, 2 or 3 of them were intelligent enough to recieve a soul. Athyl chose the human race. A connection was made between humans and gorikiannians(Gorikiann inhabitants, where Athyl came) and the soul consciousness thing began.

Since that day, every human beeing on the planet have a soul and 2 consciences on Gorikiann. When you die here, you'll woke up as your soul on Gorikiann to pursue your evolution.

...sadly, Athyl was bored and tried to destroy the Earth in 1995, but he was stopped and banned. He's currently forming an army, I'll try to invade Earth in 5-10 years.

Brix · 12-07-2002, 06:31 AM

I'm a Frisbitarian, I belive when you die your soul goes up on the roof and you cant get it down.

Jesterfoot · 12-07-2002, 06:31 AM

I don't know if he does or doesn't exist. There is no proof. If he didn't, then how did we become. But I think most things in the bible are wrong.

VIVALAVOVA · 12-07-2002, 06:32 AM

i am the center of the universe. everything revolves around me. i wanna destroy the world, i put a bullet in my head.

Jesterfoot · 12-07-2002, 06:34 AM

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Originally posted by Brix
I'm a Frisbitarian, I belive when you die your soul goes up on the roof and you cant get it down.

What if you die outside?

Invader · 12-07-2002, 06:34 AM

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Originally posted by Sammy Sagitarius
What do you mean "No"?

Fuck the bible. God started Science. That's the unarguable religion. You can still have all of your scientific facts, and show when the earth was created and stuff. Ignore the biblical bullshit, and just be aware that God did create everything - just in a very different way than the bible says. God Created Evolution.

You just contradicted your self in your own paragraph. If your saying: "fuck the biblical bullshit" than you are saying you don't believe God created Earth of evolution. Because all of that "bullshit" IS biblical.

Izak MD · 12-07-2002, 06:35 AM

Say, Cheezmaster. Your religion intrigues me... it really reminds me of my own wacky religion that I created about 12 seconds ago. Yeah, it's called "Cheezmastersucksshitism" and it's a religion based on the principle that you, uh, suck shit.

Sammy Sagitarius · 12-07-2002, 06:35 AM

The problems with humans is that you are all sheep and want to know where the human race came from... what about this:

IT DOESN'T MATTER. CONCENTRATE ON BEING INTELLIGENT IN THE NOW, FUCK THE PAST, AND FOR GOD'S SAKE (yes, the sake of something unreal) DON'T PROCREATE IF YOU'RE A MORON.

I don't care where humans came from... doesn't really matter. Knowing doesn't make you better or give you a prize. The meaning of life certainly didn't come from the first people on earth... why does anyone care who started us all? WHAT DO YOU GAIN EXCEPT HOLY WAR FROM RELIGION? A sense of well-being? THAT'S CALLED BEING DELUSIONAL.

Invader · 12-07-2002, 06:36 AM

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Originally posted by Jon Steele

What if you die outside?

What the fuck would dying have to do with being born? Ass.

VIVALAVOVA · 12-07-2002, 06:36 AM

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Originally posted by Invader

You just contradicted your self in your own paragraph. If your saying: "fuck the biblical bullshit" than you are saying you don't believe God created Earth of evolution. Because all of that "bullshit" IS biblical.

hey dood, maybe he doesn't believe in jesus.

Invader · 12-07-2002, 06:38 AM

Than he's a stupid Jew.

VIVALAVOVA · 12-07-2002, 06:38 AM

you are SUCH an ignorant, retarded, fucking moron, invader.

do yerself and the rest of the world a favor and slit yer wrists PLEASE.

kthx. i'm going to sleep.

Sammy Sagitarius · 12-07-2002, 06:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Invader

You just contradicted your self in your own paragraph. If your saying: "fuck the biblical bullshit" than you are saying you don't believe God created Earth of evolution. Because all of that "bullshit" IS biblical.

No... I'm saying that the way the bible tells the satory is incredibly skewed. Ignore the bible, as it's not gonna tell you any real or helpful information. That has NOTHING to do with what God created or didn't create... other than the bible got the story wrong.

And again, I don't believe in God so that paragraph can contrradict its way to alabama for all i care.

Izak MD · 12-07-2002, 06:39 AM

Okay, okay. Now I'm going to try to guess Greg's signature:

Merry christmas! Jesus died for our dunkin' donuts you fucking faggot. I'm gay!

VIVALAVOVA · 12-07-2002, 06:39 AM

something along those lines. i can't remember.

Brix · 12-07-2002, 06:40 AM

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Originally posted by Brix
I'm a Frisbitarian, I belive when you die your soul goes up on the roof and you cant get it down.

Invader · 12-07-2002, 06:41 AM

To greg:
TAKE YER FUCKING TIME. AND DIE WHILE YOUR AT IT. You calling Me a moron is the most fucking hypocritical statement. You couldn't type a paragraph even remotely as thought-provoking or intellectual as what I said above. You are a dumbshit. You are ignorant. You don't even fucking understand because you don't even grasp the FUCKING POINT I am trying to get through FAGGOT.

12-07-2002, 06:08 AM	#1
Invader Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 1,094	Kudos on the pun Yeah, I have good reason to say this as well. Not to offend any of you religious people, but I am dumbfounded when I realize how many people belive such a farfetched story. I think that when Jesus was born, (when the christian religion began) all of the people back then had very primitive intelligence. When a man told them such an "amazing" story they had no choice but to belive it. But some people disagreed and he was prosecuted for what he said. Blah fucking blah. Anyway, our technology is so advanced now, and there are so many smart people, and it escapes me why so many people still believe it. I mean, the only reson people belive in God is because the idea of the lord is brought upon them by their parents when they are young, feeble minded children. They will always belive what their own parents tell them, especially at such a young age. And their parents tell them to believe this for the very same reason; because they themselves were told the very same thing by their parents when they were young. And it is just and endless cycle. And these people only belive this because they were told at such an age. People being so smart nowadays, there is no way that they would be even entertained by the idea of God at an older age. The stories are so rediculous that you would have to be young to subsist on such ideas. From what I have heard, according to the bible; the people all started will Adam and Eve. And supposedly they were the FIRST lifeform on the planet, and were created by God himself. According to story they had sex to procreate and had many children. And all of their children had children. According to this story, it means that our very existance is based on incest, which is scientifically proven to cause genetic mutations. If Adam and Eve were indeed the only two beings at the beginning, that means we all spawned from two people. In such a situation with only two people; it is inevitable that incest occured for further reproduction. There is also evidence from fossils and other things that humans were indeed NOT the first lifeform on our planet. There were many microscopic organisms which evovled to mammals eventually leading to the evolution to the homosapian(us). And there are many fossils of other lifeforms that date back before there was even evidence of human existance. After telling my mom this, she said I would get my ass kicked for saying this to religious people. When I asked: "why?", she responded that they would do so because it was the will of God. But if it is indeed Gods will to have people beaten who don't belive in him, than what kind of person is he/she really? I am not saying this to offend anyone, I am just saying what I think about God. I don't really hate him or anything, I just choose not to believe in his existance for the previously stated reasons.
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12-07-2002, 06:25 AM	#6
Izak MD Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 8,877	Wow... amazing. You figured out what everybody else figured out at about the age of four.
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12-07-2002, 06:31 AM	#10
Brix Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 4,515	I'm a Frisbitarian, I belive when you die your soul goes up on the roof and you cant get it down.
Brix Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 4,515

12-07-2002, 06:35 AM	#15
Izak MD Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 8,877	Say, Cheezmaster. Your religion intrigues me... it really reminds me of my own wacky religion that I created about 12 seconds ago. Yeah, it's called "Cheezmastersucksshitism" and it's a religion based on the principle that you, uh, suck shit.
Izak MD Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 8,877

12-07-2002, 06:38 AM	#19
Invader Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 1,094	Than he's a stupid Jew.
Invader Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 1,094

12-07-2002, 06:13 AM	#2
Sammy Sagitarius Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,777	God started Evolution.

12-07-2002, 06:16 AM	#3
Gavin Owers Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 2,935	Whatever Invader... continues reading the morning paper

12-07-2002, 06:24 AM	#5
VIVALAVOVA Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 8,519	hey dipshit. you're entitled to your own opinion, and you shouldn't critisize others'. now shut the fuck up and go shut the fuck up.

12-07-2002, 06:26 AM	#7
Sammy Sagitarius Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,777	What do you mean "No"? Fuck the bible. God started Science. That's the unarguable religion. You can still have all of your scientific facts, and show when the earth was created and stuff. Ignore the biblical bullshit, and just be aware that God did create everything - just in a very different way than the bible says. God Created Evolution.

12-07-2002, 06:27 AM	#8
Sammy Sagitarius Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,777	Frankly, I'm agnostic... but of all the shit I've heard, the "God Created Evolution" stance makes more sense than anything involving God.

12-07-2002, 06:29 AM	#9
Cheezemaster Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 2,753	All the Jesus story in the Bible is true. Proof: the Bible. 4 witnesses who tell the same story. Adam & Eve were not the First lifeform. God created all the stuff, universe, planets, sky & sea, then animals, then humans. Adam & Eve procreate and make billions of decendant. Possible. Incest is innevitable, causing disease, ok. But look around, do you see every human in perfect health. No. Diseases are real. Comming from incest, maybe. I don't believe in this Adam & Eve theory, they may be the first colonist, the first one to came, but they haven't generate billions of homosapiens. Evolution is right. Ape became man. Man start to think. My theory, my own religion, my belief: Gorikiannism Thousands of years ago, Athyl(God) came to Earth and find many species, 2 or 3 of them were intelligent enough to recieve a soul. Athyl chose the human race. A connection was made between humans and gorikiannians(Gorikiann inhabitants, where Athyl came) and the soul consciousness thing began. Since that day, every human beeing on the planet have a soul and 2 consciences on Gorikiann. When you die here, you'll woke up as your soul on Gorikiann to pursue your evolution. ...sadly, Athyl was bored and tried to destroy the Earth in 1995, but he was stopped and banned. He's currently forming an army, I'll try to invade Earth in 5-10 years.

12-07-2002, 06:31 AM	#11
Jesterfoot Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 7,470	I don't know if he does or doesn't exist. There is no proof. If he didn't, then how did we become. But I think most things in the bible are wrong.

12-07-2002, 06:32 AM	#12
VIVALAVOVA Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 8,519	i am the center of the universe. everything revolves around me. i wanna destroy the world, i put a bullet in my head.

12-07-2002, 06:39 AM	#22
Izak MD Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 8,877	Okay, okay. Now I'm going to try to guess Greg's signature: Merry christmas! Jesus died for our dunkin' donuts you fucking faggot. I'm gay!
Izak MD Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 8,877

12-07-2002, 06:41 AM	#25
Invader Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 1,094	To greg: TAKE YER FUCKING TIME. AND DIE WHILE YOUR AT IT. You calling Me a moron is the most fucking hypocritical statement. You couldn't type a paragraph even remotely as thought-provoking or intellectual as what I said above. You are a dumbshit. You are ignorant. You don't even fucking understand because you don't even grasp the FUCKING POINT I am trying to get through FAGGOT.
Invader Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 1,094