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Old 06-16-2002, 01:54 AM   #1
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Chris Wills - I challenge you to a duel

*slaps Chris across the face with a glove*

i was just reading over the "Describe your first:" topic. toward the end, i noticed you flipping out at some people like a homosexual maniac. i have some thoughts on this and i'll put it as concisely and truthfully as possible...

i think you are the biggest loser on this board. i mean no offense to Rock, but you are buying into this whole "relationship" thing a little too much. you're acting as if you and Rock are legally married soul mates. the truth is you both live in different countries, have never met, and only communicate through the internet (and mail, i assume). your incredible interest in Rock, a girl whom you know by internet alone, can be deemed one thing: maniacal.

i've never really put these thoughts forward because i didn't find it to be very important. however, upon reading your little hissy fit in the aformentioned topic, all i can say is that you are a fucking homo. you need to straighten out. you need to stop being such a social outcast so you can find a girl who you can develop a REAL, actual relationship with. furthermore, if you continue "dating" Rock, then i suggest you stop being so overly protective and obsessive when it comes to people attacking her. if she is a mature and intelligent person (which i'm sure you think), then she can defend herself without the help of a little nutcase guardian hanging over her shoulder.

now that that's out of the way, if you begin typing aggressively to me, using scary all caps and alot of vulgar words, then go ahead. i will take whatever you give out and tear you apart with it - making you look like an even bigger fool than ever. i'm sure if YOU'RE the mature and intelligent person, you will take my advice. good day.
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Old 06-16-2002, 01:58 AM   #2
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Dude, don't you live in the same town as Rock? I think you should surprise Chris when he comes to visit...
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Old 06-16-2002, 01:59 AM   #3
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HAH! Bring the skipping rope!
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Old 06-16-2002, 01:59 AM   #4
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no no... *whispers* the cinder block.
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Old 06-16-2002, 02:00 AM   #5
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*Cal sits in Jon's vast armory, loading various wicked-looking automatic weapons*

Katar punching dagger... check.
H&K GmbH G11 electronic assault rifle... check.
Razor wire... check.

Where the fuck are the frag grenades?
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Old 06-16-2002, 02:01 AM   #6
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Hahaha, I swear, it would surpass that supposed "AK47" shit if Jon actually went and beat the fuck out of Chris. But yeah, anyway.

You saw Dark City. Excellent.
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Old 06-16-2002, 02:02 AM   #7
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we used them on Ching last week.
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Old 06-16-2002, 02:02 AM   #8
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See, it's addictive threads and wonderful (frightening) people like this that stop me from ever leaving.


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Old 06-16-2002, 02:03 AM   #9
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Re: Chris Wills - I challenge you to a duel

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i suggest you stop being so overly protective and obsessive when it comes to people attacking her. if she is a mature and intelligent person (which i'm sure you think), then she can defend herself without the help of a little nutcase guardian hanging over her shoulder.
That's not the sad part. The sad part is that Rock defends HIM in argument...
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Old 06-16-2002, 02:04 AM   #10
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Hahaha, I swear, it would surpass that supposed "AK47" shit if Jon actually went and beat the fuck out of Chris.

Except the community wouldn't be making jokes about him. They'd be cheering.


edit: LOL @ BR.
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Old 06-16-2002, 02:05 AM   #11
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this is how the scenario would play out:

Chris would come to Rock's door expecting a passionate kiss or something. however, upon ringing the bell, i'd answer the door. he'd be all, "Whoa! Where's Rock?! What's the deal?!" then i'd pull him into the house and beat him horribly and let his carcass lay in the front yard for everyone to see.
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Old 06-16-2002, 02:08 AM   #12
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That's the point, X.

Rock's the butch, Chris's the bitch.
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Old 06-16-2002, 02:10 AM   #13
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OMFG AHAHAHAHA!!! LMAO!!!
I actually laughed out loud at that "I'd let his carcass lay in the front yard for a while part"... Ahhh, good times, good times...
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Old 06-16-2002, 02:11 AM   #14
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HAW HAW!

My people's all you with me where you at, in the front, in the back, killa bees on attack...



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Old 06-16-2002, 02:12 AM   #15
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It would be funnier if you dressed up as Rock to kill him. No, not her clothes; I mean her SKIN. You'd need to take all the guts out though, and there is the fact that it might not fit... BUT THAT WOULD RULE.
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Old 06-16-2002, 02:13 AM   #16
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i'm not sure. i forget who is who. the only person i remember is Mr. Sleep (the little kid).
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Old 06-16-2002, 02:13 AM   #17
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Psycho style!
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Old 06-16-2002, 02:14 AM   #18
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Okay, that's fucking gross. Seriously.
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Old 06-16-2002, 02:14 AM   #19
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Now, here's what makes no sense: The Poll on rocks website say that most people think she's a 10/10... for christ's sake, is Chris going to different computers and voting? NO ONE would vote 10 on some goth chick.


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Old 06-16-2002, 02:14 AM   #20
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is Chris and Rock supposed to be like an internet couple?

kinda like Bryn and his girl?
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Old 06-16-2002, 02:15 AM   #21
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"Hello... Rock."
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Old 06-16-2002, 02:16 AM   #22
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yes, good people, good. fan the flames of hatred!
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Old 06-16-2002, 02:16 AM   #23
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LOL.


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Old 06-16-2002, 02:17 AM   #24
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I could just imagine them meeting in person... they'd probably actually say stuff like "LOL" and "J/K" to each other.
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Old 06-16-2002, 02:17 AM   #25
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You're slow, Jeff... I mean... Seriously, REALLY slow...
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