Genuardi's Massacre

Genuardi's Massacre · 03:51 PM

Hope you guys enjoy this movie! I havent made a 3dmm slasher in awhile

Directed by Dave Smith
Written by Andrew Murphy & Dave Smith

Ryugacooking · 01-19-2006, 11:53 PM

This horror film followed every written rule. You start with flowery backgrounds and scenery, then bring in the demons from the abyss and stomp the blooms out. Nobody wins in a true horror film.

This film reminded me of the old classics like, "Sleepaway Camp."

Ryugacooking · 01-19-2006, 11:54 PM

Oh! I almost forgot. Nice touch with the music at the end. It fit the theme PERFECTLY.

Ryugacooking · 04:13 AM

By the way, I got aim to work......

Aaron Haynes · 01-23-2006, 03:29 AM

Okay, I'm usually not a very big fan of your movies, but you deserve a LOT more replies than this for a new release. Downloading.

Aaron Haynes · 01-23-2006, 03:56 AM

Hahaha, okay, sorry, that sucked. A million coincidences and transparent setups for killings, everyone except the main character is an exaggerated asshole and homophobe, the gay sex scene was hilariously awful and pointless, and the girl's voice sounded like it was recorded off a cellphone answering machine with a computer mic. A few of the characters had interesting bits (Ryan was kind of funny), but it's so Z-grade in plot and scripting it works better as a comedy than anything else.

A few interesting techniques, it's good to see you using a few expansions, but it's barely passable mindless entertainment and the script would be insulting if it wasn't so unintentionally funny. Still, I get the feeling this is the kind of thing made for real-life friends, not intended to be good filmmaking (Jake is light-years ahead of it), so there's not much point in writing a massive review. There was something weirdly endearing about it anyway.

Andrew Murphy · 01-24-2006, 02:29 AM

Classic cheesy fun. People who didnt like this movie are taking it too seriously. Lighten up.

Jeremy Dick · 01-25-2006, 07:27 PM

Download this movie. There needs to be more comments for a Dave Smith new release.

Dave Smith · 01-31-2006, 01:36 PM

Funny Bones · 01-30-2017, 03:02 PM

01-19-2006, 11:53 PM	#2
Ryugacooking Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 91	This horror film followed every written rule. You start with flowery backgrounds and scenery, then bring in the demons from the abyss and stomp the blooms out. Nobody wins in a true horror film. This film reminded me of the old classics like, "Sleepaway Camp."
Ryugacooking Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 91

01-19-2006, 11:54 PM	#3
Ryugacooking Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 91	Oh! I almost forgot. Nice touch with the music at the end. It fit the theme PERFECTLY.
Ryugacooking Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 91

01-20-2006, 04:13 AM	#4
Ryugacooking Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 91	By the way, I got aim to work......
Ryugacooking Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 91	Last edited by Ryugacooking : 01-20-2006 at 04:13 AM. Reason: Signature is too big

01-31-2006, 01:36 PM	#9
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01-23-2006, 03:29 AM	#5
Aaron Haynes Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 15,125	Okay, I'm usually not a very big fan of your movies, but you deserve a LOT more replies than this for a new release. Downloading.

01-23-2006, 03:56 AM	#6
Aaron Haynes Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 15,125	Hahaha, okay, sorry, that sucked. A million coincidences and transparent setups for killings, everyone except the main character is an exaggerated asshole and homophobe, the gay sex scene was hilariously awful and pointless, and the girl's voice sounded like it was recorded off a cellphone answering machine with a computer mic. A few of the characters had interesting bits (Ryan was kind of funny), but it's so Z-grade in plot and scripting it works better as a comedy than anything else. A few interesting techniques, it's good to see you using a few expansions, but it's barely passable mindless entertainment and the script would be insulting if it wasn't so unintentionally funny. Still, I get the feeling this is the kind of thing made for real-life friends, not intended to be good filmmaking (Jake is light-years ahead of it), so there's not much point in writing a massive review. There was something weirdly endearing about it anyway.

01-24-2006, 02:29 AM	#7
Andrew Murphy Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 12	Classic cheesy fun. People who didnt like this movie are taking it too seriously. Lighten up.

01-25-2006, 07:27 PM	#8
Jeremy Dick Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 4,228	Download this movie. There needs to be more comments for a Dave Smith new release.

01-30-2017, 03:02 PM	#10
Funny Bones Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 1,585