The hardest laugh you've ever had to hold in?

Jason Ruiz · 12-04-2001, 01:35 AM

I think I experienced mine today.
I have this teacher who gets really pissed off if you laugh at him while he's talking about sex or anything. and today he was talking about STDs, and I kid you not, he says the following line in the funniest way:

"The leading cause of AIDS being transfered here in San Juaquine County?.... MEN HAVING ANAL SEX WITH OTHER MEN."

good god, I bent my head down and just tried to hold in a laugh but I was laughing so hard that I had to put my head down on my desk.

12-04-2001, 01:38 AM

u sir are a sick fuck. u probably take pride in health when they do the whole dummy thing/ practice ground heimlic on actual people. Well its kinda fun when they chicks do it to each other.....

but still.......STDS arent funny. And gay man with any sex are fucking gross and should be put down like a dog in a pound. fucking gays. NOT FUNNY. it was pretty bad in 6th grade tho...poor girls had to read out loud about sperm entering their vaginas.

The Chinese Jew · 12-04-2001, 01:38 AM

i've told this story before, but yeah i'll mention it again.

just that there was a talent show, and one brown singer from the west indies was just sooooo horribly bad when she sang me and my cousin were trying soooo hard to hold back, but it was all silent laughter.

we were laughing so hard, i couldn't breath, and i was literally crying.

my cousin had to leave the room, cuz he couldn't breath.

her singing was sooo funny! u have to be there to witness the humor we witnessed.

she was trying to sing high, and just sounded like a total retard.

and i was shaking around while laughing that people saw us laughing and they started laughing too.

i shoulda just laughed out loud, why the fuck did i have to be so polite?

12-04-2001, 01:41 AM

Ching, can you make me an avatar, pleassse?

Jynx · 12-04-2001, 01:41 AM

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And gay man with any sex are fucking gross and should be put down like a dog in a pound. fucking gays. NOT FUNNY.

YAY! another hate monger NAZI in the community!

Brix · 12-04-2001, 01:41 AM

oh will you SHUT UP and make your own damn avatar?!

12-04-2001, 01:43 AM

I'd rather beg like a filthy animal, trieing for every scrap that falls from the community's table.

Brix · 12-04-2001, 01:44 AM

in that case go be friends with all the newbie trash in the corner

12-04-2001, 01:44 AM

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Originally posted by Fester Freelance
I think I experienced mine today.
I have this teacher who gets really pissed off if you laugh at him while he's talking about sex or anything. and today he was talking about STDs, and I kid you not, he says the following line in the funniest way:

"The leading cause of AIDS being transfered here in San Juaquine County?.... MEN HAVING ANAL SEX WITH OTHER MEN."

good god, I bent my head down and just tried to hold in a laugh but I was laughing so hard that I had to put my head down on my desk.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

12-04-2001, 01:46 AM

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Originally posted by Mark Lampara
but still.......STDS arent funny. And gay man with any sex are fucking gross and should be put down like a dog in a pound. fucking gays. NOT FUNNY. it was pretty bad in 6th grade tho...poor girls had to read out loud about sperm entering their vaginas.

I could see your avator being a swastica.

12-04-2001, 01:48 AM

naa i wont attack gays or anything....usually pressure is enuf. But eww. I would never befriend one. it ISNT NORMAL. they dont procreate, they dont like women. lesbians are totally different! i have nothing against other colors, religions (besides the gay twisted around ones like bin laden and the pooper troopers), race, creed, etc. I dont HATE gays either....just avoid them.

Jynx · 12-04-2001, 01:49 AM

Mark's a nazi.

Jason Ruiz · 12-04-2001, 01:49 AM

Homophobes are just pissed they cant get laid.

12-04-2001, 01:50 AM

hmm, whats a symbolic picture for gay? someone make me a swastica with 2 penises or some gay signal on it. yeah. ill use it! and make it christmas colors cos im not against religions, colors, creeds, etc.

Brix · 12-04-2001, 01:50 AM

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Originally posted by Mark Lampara
naa i wont attack gays or anything....usually pressure is enuf. But eww. I would never befriend one. it ISNT NORMAL. they dont procreate, they dont like women. lesbians are totally different! i have nothing against other colors, religions (besides the gay twisted around ones like bin laden and the pooper troopers), race, creed, etc. I dont HATE gays either....just avoid them.

you have people problems

Brix · 12-04-2001, 01:51 AM

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Originally posted by Mark Lampara
hmm, whats a symbolic picture for gay?

try a silver alien with no eyes

12-04-2001, 01:52 AM

NAZIs! it figures.......im 1/4 german, always am on the Axis side in Wolfenstein MPlayer test, i love to shoutout german profanities...........

but i DONT HATE RELIGIONS, OR ANYTHING ELSE.

i just DISLIKE gay people. DISLIKE

Im Teh AntiGAY NAzI

Jynx · 12-04-2001, 01:52 AM

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it ISNT NORMAL. they dont procreate, they dont like women. lesbians are totally different! i have nothing against other colors, religions (besides the gay twisted around ones like bin laden and the pooper troopers), race, creed, etc. I dont HATE gays either....just avoid them.

lesbians are totally different?...... you're a goddamn moron. The only difference between lesibian sex and gay sex is the fact that you can crack a boner over one and not the other... THATS IT, so quit being a goddamn hypocrite and say you're a damn moron so we can move onto your next brilliant post.

Bob Toasted · 12-04-2001, 01:52 AM

For me it was in biology class, I had to sit with all these serious guys that were friends and I didn't know much about them...anyway in the middle of doing a ws one of the guys just says out of nowhere "Man, this weekend is gonna suck" some other guy asks "why?" and he replies "I have to get circumsized" and I just bursted out laghing and the other guys were staring at me like i was crazy so I held it in....and they continued their convo and one guy said he's seen many penises that weren't circumsized and they were nasty...I was laghing the rest of the day about it.....

Brix · 12-04-2001, 01:53 AM

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Originally posted by Mark Lampara
Im Teh AntiGAY NAzI

Laides & Gentleman, I present to you, fagbasher II and jewbasher I, or NaziSkinhead I

Jynx · 12-04-2001, 01:53 AM

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....should be put down like a dog in a pound....

yea, thats no where NEAR HATRED....

Jynx · 12-04-2001, 01:55 AM

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Homophobes are just pissed they cant get laid.

OH GAAAAAWD RUIZ! it turns me on when you say Propagandhi song titles.....

Anthropophagus · 12-04-2001, 01:55 AM

Mark, you speak of stupid double standards. your previous posts were enough to prove that youre an idiot. now back out of the topic with your head hanging... ... *pause* BITCH...

Mindless Mojo · 12-04-2001, 01:56 AM

how are lesbians different than gays? you say that gays don't procreate and don't like women....

well technically, lesbians don't procreate either; they can't come into eachother and make a kid, plus they don't like men, so its not like your nazi moronic ass would have a chance with em anyway.

and i thought I was a stupid n00b.

Jynx · 12-04-2001, 01:58 AM

your not a n00b mojo, you're just stupid......or maybe the other way around, i dunno....

12-04-2001, 01:35 AM	#1
Jason Ruiz Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 12,975	The hardest laugh you've ever had to hold in? I think I experienced mine today. I have this teacher who gets really pissed off if you laugh at him while he's talking about sex or anything. and today he was talking about STDs, and I kid you not, he says the following line in the funniest way: "The leading cause of AIDS being transfered here in San Juaquine County?.... MEN HAVING ANAL SEX WITH OTHER MEN." good god, I bent my head down and just tried to hold in a laugh but I was laughing so hard that I had to put my head down on my desk.

12-04-2001, 01:38 AM	#2
Posts: n/a	u sir are a sick fuck. u probably take pride in health when they do the whole dummy thing/ practice ground heimlic on actual people. Well its kinda fun when they chicks do it to each other..... but still.......STDS arent funny. And gay man with any sex are fucking gross and should be put down like a dog in a pound. fucking gays. NOT FUNNY. it was pretty bad in 6th grade tho...poor girls had to read out loud about sperm entering their vaginas.
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12-04-2001, 01:41 AM	#4
Posts: n/a	Ching, can you make me an avatar, pleassse?
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12-04-2001, 01:41 AM	#6
Brix Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 4,515	oh will you SHUT UP and make your own damn avatar?!
Brix Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 4,515

12-04-2001, 01:43 AM	#7
Posts: n/a	I'd rather beg like a filthy animal, trieing for every scrap that falls from the community's table.
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12-04-2001, 01:38 AM	#3
The Chinese Jew Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 14,225	i've told this story before, but yeah i'll mention it again. just that there was a talent show, and one brown singer from the west indies was just sooooo horribly bad when she sang me and my cousin were trying soooo hard to hold back, but it was all silent laughter. we were laughing so hard, i couldn't breath, and i was literally crying. my cousin had to leave the room, cuz he couldn't breath. her singing was sooo funny! u have to be there to witness the humor we witnessed. she was trying to sing high, and just sounded like a total retard. and i was shaking around while laughing that people saw us laughing and they started laughing too. i shoulda just laughed out loud, why the fuck did i have to be so polite?

12-04-2001, 01:44 AM	#8
Brix Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 4,515	in that case go be friends with all the newbie trash in the corner
Brix Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 4,515

12-04-2001, 01:48 AM	#11
Posts: n/a	naa i wont attack gays or anything....usually pressure is enuf. But eww. I would never befriend one. it ISNT NORMAL. they dont procreate, they dont like women. lesbians are totally different! i have nothing against other colors, religions (besides the gay twisted around ones like bin laden and the pooper troopers), race, creed, etc. I dont HATE gays either....just avoid them.
Posts: n/a

12-04-2001, 01:49 AM	#12
Jynx Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 587	Mark's a nazi.
Jynx Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 587

12-04-2001, 01:50 AM	#14
Posts: n/a	hmm, whats a symbolic picture for gay? someone make me a swastica with 2 penises or some gay signal on it. yeah. ill use it! and make it christmas colors cos im not against religions, colors, creeds, etc.
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12-04-2001, 01:52 AM	#17
Posts: n/a	NAZIs! it figures.......im 1/4 german, always am on the Axis side in Wolfenstein MPlayer test, i love to shoutout german profanities........... but i DONT HATE RELIGIONS, OR ANYTHING ELSE. i just DISLIKE gay people. DISLIKE Im Teh AntiGAY NAzI
Posts: n/a

12-04-2001, 01:52 AM	#19
Bob Toasted Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 4,909	For me it was in biology class, I had to sit with all these serious guys that were friends and I didn't know much about them...anyway in the middle of doing a ws one of the guys just says out of nowhere "Man, this weekend is gonna suck" some other guy asks "why?" and he replies "I have to get circumsized" and I just bursted out laghing and the other guys were staring at me like i was crazy so I held it in....and they continued their convo and one guy said he's seen many penises that weren't circumsized and they were nasty...I was laghing the rest of the day about it.....

12-04-2001, 01:55 AM	#23
Anthropophagus Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,997	Mark, you speak of stupid double standards. your previous posts were enough to prove that youre an idiot. now back out of the topic with your head hanging... ... pause BITCH...

12-04-2001, 01:56 AM	#24
Mindless Mojo Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 50	how are lesbians different than gays? you say that gays don't procreate and don't like women.... well technically, lesbians don't procreate either; they can't come into eachother and make a kid, plus they don't like men, so its not like your nazi moronic ass would have a chance with em anyway. and i thought I was a stupid n00b.

12-04-2001, 01:58 AM	#25
Jynx Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 587	your not a n00b mojo, you're just stupid......or maybe the other way around, i dunno....
Jynx Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 587