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Old 09-03-2003, 09:34 PM   #1
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Hey guys, lets upgrade our weapons.

* magic helmet +3 *



* magic hammer +5 *


(I still need the anti-copyright upgrade )

* sports car +2 +2 hot bitches (lvl. 3 and 4) *



* used condom +3 *



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Old 09-03-2003, 09:44 PM   #2
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* trojan condom +7 *
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Old 09-03-2003, 10:13 PM   #3
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* Clown shoes +3 *


* leather gloves +4 *


* little girl(2) +8 *
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Old 09-04-2003, 12:43 AM   #4
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What age and level are those little girls(2), Gray Fox?


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Old 09-04-2003, 01:02 AM   #5
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Both age 5
The one on the right is level 4, and the one on the left is level 5
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Old 09-04-2003, 01:06 AM   #6
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I will trade you my level 14 lama, Black Thunder, for both of them.



It is milkable.


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Old 09-04-2003, 01:23 AM   #7
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Deal.
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Old 09-04-2003, 01:29 AM   #8
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Oh boy!


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Old 09-04-2003, 01:34 AM   #9
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* Level 1 moose + 0 *




I'll trade somebody...


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Old 09-04-2003, 01:37 AM   #10
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I FIGHT YOU!

* slaps Ash's +0 moose with +4 leather glove *
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Old 09-04-2003, 01:39 AM   #11
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* Moose dies *
* Moose dropped nothing *
* +1 Experience to Gray Fox *

Bastard


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Old 09-04-2003, 01:39 AM   #12
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ur m00se sux u fairy fag0rt



* runs over moose corpse with level 18 green truck *


edit: Gray "Gay" Fox beat me to it so I'll just run over his corpse. >:(


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Old 09-04-2003, 01:44 AM   #13
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* Evil Ash's moose corpse is rotting *

* BR sends Tom Green *


"A DEAD MOOSE?! I MUST MOLEST IT."

* Tom Green molests moose corpse *

* Tom Green gained +4 experience *


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Old 09-04-2003, 01:51 AM   #14
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* Evil Ash summons level 7 Andy Dick *



* Andy Dick casts "Copy" *
* Andy Dick +8 experience *


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Old 09-04-2003, 01:52 AM   #15
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* has level 3 penis *
8===D
* masturbates furiously *

* levels up to level 4 penis *
8====D
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Old 09-04-2003, 01:59 AM   #16
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* BR uses butcher knife on Gray Fox's penis *



8= ____ ===D

* steals Gray Fox's head and sells it to voodoo lady for 3 gold *


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Old 09-04-2003, 02:00 AM   #17
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HEY GUYS CAN I CUT IN?
I'VE GOT A LEVEL 3 BLACK WOMAN

*casts "Diet and Exercise" on Dionne*

WOAH NOW SHES LEVEL 6!
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Old 09-04-2003, 02:00 AM   #18
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* penis falls *

AW DAMMIT!
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Old 09-04-2003, 02:01 AM   #19
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* Evil Ash summons Level 10 KKK Mage *

* Evil Ash summons Level 8 KKK Warrior *


* KKK Mage and Warrior attack Dionne *


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Old 09-04-2003, 02:23 AM   #20
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* Lvl. 16 Black Panthers Army attacks Klansmen *

* wins, +50 exp. points, +1 lvl *


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Old 09-04-2003, 02:30 AM   #21
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* sends in level 9 suicide bombers and attacks Dionne *

* suicide bombers and Dionne fall *

* finds 52 gp *
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Old 09-04-2003, 02:31 AM   #22
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* picks up body parts to sell on black market *


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Old 09-04-2003, 03:13 AM   #23
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* casts Level 8 Pre-Teen Terrorist spell *



* Gains +3 Notoriety *



i secretly hate all of these fuckin' nerd-ball losers. but not you ; - )
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Old 09-04-2003, 03:15 AM   #24
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* uses 'assassinate' command on four young islamics -7 health. *




OH GOD OH GOD MY SONS




* gains +15 health from eating corpses of newly killed young islamics *



i secretly hate all of these fuckin' nerd-ball losers. but not you ; - )
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Old 09-04-2003, 03:42 AM   #25
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* displays goatse . cx in public for all to see *





* +23 notoriety *


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