The Bird Sanctuary

The Bird Sanctuary · 10:45 PM

This is a silly movie made with the sole reason to suck. Many default scenes and a poorly made HMC! Combination of greatness.
Directed By: Tuna Hematoma & 3K (formally known as Heavy J)

Aaron Haynes · 12-04-2005, 05:11 AM

I maintain that this movie should have ended with them making a super-dog to kill the cat, a super-wolf to kill the dog, a super-cheetah to kill the wolf, and so and and so on, and then we pull out and people are singing a parody of "I don't know why she swallowed the fly," only with a bird.

Even so, I enjoyed it and will probably watch and review it soon FO REAL

Jonny Anson · 12-07-2005, 08:33 PM

It's all rather silly really

Aaron Haynes · 01-10-2006, 07:36 AM

Reviewed: http://www.3dmm.com/showpost.php?p=386968&postcount=422

I'll get you a Retrospection review in the near future to wash out the sour taste of this one.

Tuna Hematoma · 01-10-2006, 11:59 AM

hahaha, I liked that review. But uhh, the whole thing with the "plot" ...this is how it went down.

Tuna: So dude, what should happen now?
Heavy J: Uhh, we should have Bobo and the cat fight.
Tuna: How is the cat going to fight Bobo anyway? He could just fly away.
Heavy J: He's a super powered cat, he can FLY!
Tuna: ...PERFECT!

Yeah... none of the movie was supposed to be good, it was just crap after crap to make you laugh (similar to The Stupids, TOM ARNOLDS BEST MOVIE!!1) The movie also took over 3 years to make because we only worked on it if we had nothing else better to do. THANKS 4 THE REVIEW THOUGH DUDE!

but how is your critical score higher then your personal score? I don't get that. There's nothing good about this "critically"?

Aaron Haynes · 01-10-2006, 07:20 PM

Means it's better than The Handmade Character, about as good as STEEL as far as stupid-but-entertaining humor goes, but I liked it less.

And yeah, I picked up on the kind of two-man chain movie vibe, but from what I'd understood around the time of its release, and from moments in the movie itself, it seemed like you were aiming higher in a lot of ways, but then got even lazier. It was weird the way the "epic" parts and the "stupid" parts hurt each other, because they're alright by themselves, but together it's like hot sauce and ice cream or something. Anyways, it's entertaining and does what it does, but I quickly wanted to see Semsatia, the Mom&Dad movies, or Retrospection, because they're all better than this.

Tuna Hematoma · 01-10-2006, 11:52 PM

That's probably because they weren't supposed to suck

and I'm glad you liked them better, because well... those took effort.

Sam Hughes · 06-11-2006, 10:50 AM

Sorry to restore this old thread but...
Buahahaha! That movie was fun!

!

Blooman · 01-14-2007, 08:28 AM

This is an interesting movie, but uses shoddy handmade characters, default scenery and poorly drawn-out pieces. I like Tuna's voice acting and this movie is a barrel of laughs.

Nokes · 07-02-2010, 05:39 AM

Broken Link!

Tuna Hematoma · 11:32 AM

http://www.krectus.com/tuna/movies/TBS.zip

I love this movie and I don't care what any of you think.

Ben Rice · 07-02-2010, 12:52 PM

HEY PRETTY KITTY

Nokes · 07-03-2010, 05:06 AM

Thank you

Rman · 07-03-2010, 05:35 AM

or my name isnt gary vickers

Nokes · 07-04-2010, 12:53 AM

What's funny, i have a gay cousin named Gary

Tuna Hematoma · 10-17-2010, 02:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aaron Haynes

I enjoyed it

Funny Bones · 10-06-2016, 02:32 PM

https://f001.backblaze.com/file/3dmmtv/Wk4.mp4

06-11-2006, 10:50 AM	#8
Sam Hughes Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,408	Sorry to restore this old thread but... Buahahaha! That movie was fun!!

01-14-2007, 08:28 AM	#9
Blooman Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 413	This is an interesting movie, but uses shoddy handmade characters, default scenery and poorly drawn-out pieces. I like Tuna's voice acting and this movie is a barrel of laughs.
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07-02-2010, 05:39 AM	#10
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07-02-2010, 08:36 AM	#11
Tuna Hematoma Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,055	http://www.krectus.com/tuna/movies/TBS.zip I love this movie and I don't care what any of you think.
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07-02-2010, 12:52 PM	#12
Ben Rice Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,220	HEY PRETTY KITTY
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12-04-2005, 05:11 AM	#2
Aaron Haynes Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 15,125	I maintain that this movie should have ended with them making a super-dog to kill the cat, a super-wolf to kill the dog, a super-cheetah to kill the wolf, and so and and so on, and then we pull out and people are singing a parody of "I don't know why she swallowed the fly," only with a bird. Even so, I enjoyed it and will probably watch and review it soon FO REAL

12-07-2005, 08:33 PM	#3
Jonny Anson Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 1,146	It's all rather silly really

01-10-2006, 07:36 AM	#4
Aaron Haynes Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 15,125	Reviewed: http://www.3dmm.com/showpost.php?p=386968&postcount=422 I'll get you a Retrospection review in the near future to wash out the sour taste of this one.

01-10-2006, 11:59 AM	#5
Tuna Hematoma Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,055	hahaha, I liked that review. But uhh, the whole thing with the "plot" ...this is how it went down. Tuna: So dude, what should happen now? Heavy J: Uhh, we should have Bobo and the cat fight. Tuna: How is the cat going to fight Bobo anyway? He could just fly away. Heavy J: He's a super powered cat, he can FLY! Tuna: ...PERFECT! Yeah... none of the movie was supposed to be good, it was just crap after crap to make you laugh (similar to The Stupids, TOM ARNOLDS BEST MOVIE!!1) The movie also took over 3 years to make because we only worked on it if we had nothing else better to do. THANKS 4 THE REVIEW THOUGH DUDE! but how is your critical score higher then your personal score? I don't get that. There's nothing good about this "critically"?

01-10-2006, 07:20 PM	#6
Aaron Haynes Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 15,125	Means it's better than The Handmade Character, about as good as STEEL as far as stupid-but-entertaining humor goes, but I liked it less. And yeah, I picked up on the kind of two-man chain movie vibe, but from what I'd understood around the time of its release, and from moments in the movie itself, it seemed like you were aiming higher in a lot of ways, but then got even lazier. It was weird the way the "epic" parts and the "stupid" parts hurt each other, because they're alright by themselves, but together it's like hot sauce and ice cream or something. Anyways, it's entertaining and does what it does, but I quickly wanted to see Semsatia, the Mom&Dad movies, or Retrospection, because they're all better than this.

01-10-2006, 11:52 PM	#7
Tuna Hematoma Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,055	That's probably because they weren't supposed to suck and I'm glad you liked them better, because well... those took effort.

07-03-2010, 05:06 AM	#13
Nokes Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,375	Thank you
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07-03-2010, 05:35 AM	#14
Rman Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,282	or my name isnt gary vickers
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07-04-2010, 12:53 AM	#15
Nokes Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,375	What's funny, i have a gay cousin named Gary
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10-06-2016, 02:32 PM	#17
Funny Bones Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 1,585	https://f001.backblaze.com/file/3dmmtv/Wk4.mp4