DINNER WITH TOM BOWN REVIEW!

My Dinner with Tom Bown
Directed by: Dylan Gallagher of HMC Studios



I know I said my opinion on pokerman's YouTube upload of this movie, but I think this needs a more detailed review, so here goes nothing...

awhile back, PizzaLuigi announced a contest called 'Date with Bown', I entered (My entry is called "Bown's Love Quest") and surprisingly enough,
HMC (Dylan Gallagher) apparently entered this contest, I heard that Caps King was going to enter and a few more that I forgot the names of,
but for some reason, that contest never came to be, likely because barely anyone made an entry, oh well, I hope another contest happens soon
or... whenever it will happen! but still, I'm going to review HMC's entry because I'm not that sneaky enough to review my own entry, so let's get
cooking... but first, this is Dylan's first new movie since like... Mario Saga 2? so yeah, Thanks Dylan... Klebold!



Ok, so we see an Default Actor version of the dude himself, HMC, walking down Misty City, talking about his life and everything, and I know what
you thinking, yes, HMC kinda looks and sounds like Christopher Sumbs, a 40-year-old man who tried to rape and kill a woman in Las Vegas, but
back to the review, he then goes to a train station with the most coolest texture effects I had seen with a moving train, hmm... impressive!, then
he says that the worst part of his is that he has agreed to have dinner with a man that he has been avoiding for years... that person being Tom Bown,
infamous figure in the 3dmm community but little-known figure in the Eddsworld/TomSka community, he gets a phone call from his saying to have
dinner at 7:30, then off he goes... to an applebees?! Ok, there is no Applebees in the United Kingdom as far as I'm concerned, but anyway, he goes
inside the applebees and says to the waiter that he is meeting Tom Bown... we already get it dude... then he goes into the Bar and geuss what...
McZee is the bartender! Nope, he didn't use the Jayrod actor... he instead used the exact opposite, no, he used Digital Taco's version... like the seprate
head and seprate body one, that's right... then Dylan orders a IPA, I never knew someone IN MY LIFE drinking an IPA, but it better an alcoholic drink
because it's sold in a bar... IN A BAR!!!!

then, the waiter lets Dylan know that he table is ready... then we see one of the best variations of Bown in 3dmm I have ever seen, forget Plop's FaceGen,
forget Pizza's version, HMC actually went ahead and made a Bown actor for himself
exclusively for this movie, OH MY GOD HMC MADE A BOWN MODEL!... he is like the new... McClanky! holy crap, but that face kinda looks creepy, so Dylan,
you got some explaining to do... anyways, Dylan sits down and says hello to Tom... then Tom days 'Hello, H.M.CEEEEEEEE' in the weirdest TTS voice I heard
in years, explaining the creepy face itself... then Dylan has enough Bown's weirdness and decides to... go the Bathroom... then he goes to the Bathroom, only
to find out that it's a trap, because he finds himself in a world filled with Tom Bown!, poor Dylan... luckily, he finds the exit, hooray!!!

only to find Bown seated already at an actual applebees, then Dylan talks to Bown about the drean he's had... kinda like the dreams that Plop talks about on
The Islamic Caliphate of Patrykstan group chat, then they go outside and look at, to qoute HMC, 'The Scariest Fucking Shit I have ever seen'... ok, and BOOP,
it's Jon Sprow! huh, never expected that reference... but the, Danger comes from about when Ramza Brave comes out with a fucking Shotgun, Dylan tries to
Protect Tom but its sadly far too late... Ramza shoots at Dylan and the movie is done... yeah, kinda brutal isn't it?...





silencio




...and that was 'My Dinner with Tom Bown', aw man, this movie's great, you should definitely watch and/or download this, because it has some good mods,
some pretty decent MIDI music (yes, there is MIDI in this) and best of all... Bown! so go ahead, watch it, it's FREE!!!!!!



Critical Score: 100/100
Personal Score: 100/100














Meanwhile.

[PizzaLuigi]

Can’t wait for future Patryk movies to steal stuff from this movie now.

[Old Rivers]

Tom Bown, infamous figure in the 3dmm community but little-known figure in the Eddsworld/TomSka community

[Dr. Groper]

Originally Posted by PizzaLuigi

Can’t wait for future Patryk movies to steal stuff from this movie now.

"MY DINNER WITH DOMINATOR DAN"

[Old Rivers]

Patryk's reviews are really more readers theater than they are reviews.

[HMC]

Thank you for the kind words, Autistic British Jackass.

[Autistic British Jackass]

Your welcome, Dylan.

[HMC]

Just "HMC" is fine.

[PizzaLuigi]