Bongo The Travaler REVIEW!

Bongo The Travaler
Directed by: Yossarko (Mark Veldhuizen, thanks Bown!!!)



Ok, So this without a doubt... one of the worst 3dmm movies I saw in my
fucking life on 3dmm.com, yeah, forget Grand Shit Auto, forget JPr's Sniper @
Contest Entry, forget The Market Place 7, instead, you get Bongo The Travaler!!!!
A movie that is a complete torture-fest and mental breakdown to sit through, It is
nothing but a piece of crap, no effort was put into this (well, there a few good things
about this movie, but not as many, though I'll get into those details later), but for now,
I'll talk about the movie!


The movie is quite simple, It's just a hour long of Bongo running around all over the
place with various props flying around everywhere (kinda similar to JPr's Sniper @
Contest Entry with the cartoon characters flying around all over the place, and JPr,
if your reading this, please calm down with your vulgar language, especially with
that F-bomb obsession of yours, your just still a kid), anyway, eventually,
Bongo then gets chased down by a totem poll? I think? then he tries to figure out how
to kill the poll, eventually he does kill it with his buddy, Hiro, and then he gets a new car
from Billy (referred to as 'Red' in this movie, not to be confused with Red Scorpion, now
known as Omega), and then Bongo gets into the car, and then the car kills a few people
(huh, Maximum Overdrive anyone?) by getting the ambulance car's back doors to eat
the people and... that's it! that is the whole movie, because it was goddamn 1999 I'm sure
people were just new to the program at the time and that's why not alot of movies from late
90s/early 00s are not that very good (there a few good ones from the legends such as Will Maltby,
Mitch Warren and Jackson Buhck, Jimmy Pozin, Mickazee, Andres De La Hoz, etc.), but still,
Bongo The Travaler? Gimme a fucking break, man!


and did I tell you earlier that this movie has some good things in it, there are... well not as many
like i said, Number One: it has Custom MIDI music which improved the soundtrack a bit because
before that, It was just the built-in 3dmm music (the first MIDI was, I don't know, you tell me, but
the second and third was the Pink Panther theme and the Peanuts theme, ok), Number Two: some
of the text are correctly spelled, despite Veldhuizen being a French person, and Number Three: It
had 3D Words as the props... but the animated is executed poorly, well at least that the movie look
a bit better, and you wanna know how Mark Veldhuizen directed this whole torture festival? well
it was from this comment, yeah, this comment from 2007 shows that Mark actually directed this movie,
despite Will Maltby forgetting the email according to his review over at 3dmm.co.uk, and that
was proofed by Tom Bown himself!!!! so thanks Bown, what would I do without ya!


so overall, Bongo The Travaler is a very shitty movie with... some value put into it, but I do warn you
that you avoid this movie at all costs because It's pretty long with shit animation, and you don't wanna
threaten to kill yourself like me and nearly go on a mental breakdown, because that's what happened
to me while watching this, so yeah, DO NOT BOTHER WITH THIS ONE!!!!!!! WATCH A GOOD MOVIE!!!!!



Critical Score: 4/100
Personal Score: 1/100