I got jumped tonight... - Page 6

James McCloud · 01-29-2011, 10:18 PM

mcclouds method for being the best fighter:

- move to a position 5 meters from your attacker
- stay there

Dungeon Snake · 01-29-2011, 10:26 PM

red scorpion is such a bro

Allergic 2 Life · 01-30-2011, 12:07 AM

ive been jumped twice its not fun at all.

Steve Adair · 01-30-2011, 12:10 AM

put banana pancake on your metal list christo

bl0ppin · 01-30-2011, 01:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slade

Why do you keep trying to rejoin this community? When has that ever worked out for you?

Because deep down in his heart he really really wants to be accepted by us. If you honestly don't care what we think of you Red, do not make another post ever again to prove this point.

James McCloud · 01-30-2011, 01:23 AM

but then who would know of his victory???

Beast · 01-30-2011, 03:57 AM

This thread is funny.

Slime · 01-30-2011, 09:37 AM

hahahaha banana pancake is red scorpion, this is great

Roadkill Dave · 01-30-2011, 10:48 AM

yeah it's funny and all, but his posts are soooo cringeworthy, I can't even enjoy it

The Chinese Jew · 01-30-2011, 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skitch

Edit: Looking back, I'm positive the fact that I didn't try to fight back saved my life.

Yeah. When you mentioned his being 6'4", 240 pounds, you probably would have gotten it worse had you fought back.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Mong

it seems like he's dedicated his life to being a great fighter after all)

Hahaha, funniest comment of the thread! Wouldn't it be funny if the dudes threatening Red Scorpion over facebook ended up kidnapping his family?

Red Venom · 01-30-2011, 09:59 PM

Hmm...some cool ways you can get revenge, although I highly do not recommend any of this

1.Purchase a sawed off shotgun.
2.Go out with the sawed off shotgun wile wearing a Mczee face mask and hunt that mother fucker all night.
3. Find the bastard and tell him if he wants to live he has to do 100 pushups, if his fatass can get that far on #99 blow off his hands. Then tell him he has 20 seconds to find all the talent book pages. As he looks at you with horror and disbelief say "OOOOHHOH WHAT SHOULD WE DO NOW" and footstomp his face a few times.
4. Make a 3dmm about it after and share your story with everyone.
5. I dont know what the fuck promted me to write this.

Anyway look into self defense stuff, someone said a can of mace might help or just carry a fucking sword. But then you risk the chance of him having one 2 and then its a samurai showdown before you know it, so its up to you man.

And anyone calling him a puss or whatever is stupid. Every situation varries, even the best mma fighters can get there shit handed to them when off guard. I bet if skitch was chuck norris's training partner he may have had the same exact outcome..unless he recieved speacial training on getting knocked the fuck out and chocked to near death.

Well you still alive and what doesnt kill you makes you stronger hope that scumbag gets hit by a pos in a smart car.

Skitch..I feel bad for ya. But Hope this stupid fucking post of mine has helped you somehow. Honestly I'd say just forget this and travel with a buddy at night from now on. Cheers.

Skittlebrau · 01-30-2011, 10:01 PM

hahahaha yes

The Chinese Jew · 01-30-2011, 10:35 PM

I think Red Scorpion unintentionally provided enough comedy as some form of catharsis for Skitch.

Dominator Dan · 01-30-2011, 11:09 PM

hahaha, i love red venom's post

Evil Ash · 01-31-2011, 12:22 AM

ITT: Red Scorpion tries really hard to defend his masculinity to strangers on the Internet that he doesn't even care about

Skitch · 01-31-2011, 04:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Red Venom

Honestly I'd say just forget this and travel with a buddy at night from now on. Cheers.

Haha good post. Most realistic advice so far in this thread. Yes this is what I will be doing, at least in secluded areas/rough neighborhoods.

I'm not going to take self-defense classes or buy a gun or a knife or anything. I think doing those kinds of things after a situation like mine would just lead to living scared and "always anticipating an attack". What a shitty way to live. I'm too much of a pacifist anyways.

I think my best defense starts with making better decisions about vulnerable situations I put myself in... but overall, understand that sometimes things just fucking happen that I can't prevent or control.

Flounder · 08-23-2011, 07:10 PM

Zaquis · 08-24-2011, 03:53 AM

when i get into fights (which is a lot, i live in the lower-class part of portland, oregon) i often pick up a dude and throw him into the fuckin sun. however they know to attack me at night, when there is no sun. so at that point i point my fists to the sky and draw the sun up. check. fuckin. mate.

Zaquis · 08-24-2011, 03:55 AM

once i got into a fight and i beat the dude's ass up (he was lookin at me w/ his Mean Eyes) and i got his xbox live handle, went straight home, and wooped his ass again in the newest hit call of duty game. double owned. i was going to fuck his mom and gf, but decided he's not worth my time

Pizza The Hut · 08-24-2011, 08:14 AM

hahaha

Zaquis · 08-24-2011, 12:52 PM

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND I FLIP THE BIRD IN THE FACE OF GOD EAT IT M*THERF*CKER

BjergClimber · 08-24-2011, 11:04 PM

You and me both

Nixon · 08-24-2011, 11:33 PM

I still laugh at this

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bown

Googled "Kirkton Huns".

Found Bebo pages.

Unimpressed.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Banana Pancake

Check up the likes of David Gowans, Barry Frazer, George Reid, Steve Martin etc.

not impressed.

Scatterbrain · 08-25-2011, 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Banana Pancake

The 'x' is more of a sign of respect, and to make sure they know we're sound and our replies/comments are meant in a nice manner and are in no way offensive.

hahahahaha how did I miss half this thread?

Old Rivers · 08-25-2011, 01:35 AM

That Kirkton Huns picture is hilarious.

01-30-2011, 03:57 AM	#132
Beast Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 7,998	This thread is funny.
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01-30-2011, 09:37 AM	#133
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891	hahahaha banana pancake is red scorpion, this is great
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01-30-2011, 09:59 PM	#136
Red Venom Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 560	Hmm...some cool ways you can get revenge, although I highly do not recommend any of this 1.Purchase a sawed off shotgun. 2.Go out with the sawed off shotgun wile wearing a Mczee face mask and hunt that mother fucker all night. 3. Find the bastard and tell him if he wants to live he has to do 100 pushups, if his fatass can get that far on #99 blow off his hands. Then tell him he has 20 seconds to find all the talent book pages. As he looks at you with horror and disbelief say "OOOOHHOH WHAT SHOULD WE DO NOW" and footstomp his face a few times. 4. Make a 3dmm about it after and share your story with everyone. 5. I dont know what the fuck promted me to write this. Anyway look into self defense stuff, someone said a can of mace might help or just carry a fucking sword. But then you risk the chance of him having one 2 and then its a samurai showdown before you know it, so its up to you man. And anyone calling him a puss or whatever is stupid. Every situation varries, even the best mma fighters can get there shit handed to them when off guard. I bet if skitch was chuck norris's training partner he may have had the same exact outcome..unless he recieved speacial training on getting knocked the fuck out and chocked to near death. Well you still alive and what doesnt kill you makes you stronger hope that scumbag gets hit by a pos in a smart car. Skitch..I feel bad for ya. But Hope this stupid fucking post of mine has helped you somehow. Honestly I'd say just forget this and travel with a buddy at night from now on. Cheers.
Red Venom Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 560

01-31-2011, 12:22 AM	#140
Evil Ash Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 15,534	ITT: Red Scorpion tries really hard to defend his masculinity to strangers on the Internet that he doesn't even care about
Evil Ash Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 15,534

08-23-2011, 07:10 PM	#142
Flounder Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 6,510	.
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01-29-2011, 10:18 PM	#126
James McCloud Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 4,214	mcclouds method for being the best fighter: - move to a position 5 meters from your attacker - stay there

01-29-2011, 10:26 PM	#127
Dungeon Snake Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 17,519	red scorpion is such a bro

01-30-2011, 12:07 AM	#128
Allergic 2 Life Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,459	ive been jumped twice its not fun at all.

01-30-2011, 12:10 AM	#129
Steve Adair Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 5,165	put banana pancake on your metal list christo

01-30-2011, 01:23 AM	#131
James McCloud Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 4,214	but then who would know of his victory???

01-30-2011, 10:48 AM	#134
Roadkill Dave Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 2,458	yeah it's funny and all, but his posts are soooo cringeworthy, I can't even enjoy it

01-30-2011, 10:01 PM	#137
Skittlebrau Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 8,804	hahahaha yes

01-30-2011, 10:35 PM	#138
The Chinese Jew Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 14,225	I think Red Scorpion unintentionally provided enough comedy as some form of catharsis for Skitch.

01-30-2011, 11:09 PM	#139
Dominator Dan Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 11,564	hahaha, i love red venom's post

08-24-2011, 03:53 AM	#143
Zaquis Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 15,583	when i get into fights (which is a lot, i live in the lower-class part of portland, oregon) i often pick up a dude and throw him into the fuckin sun. however they know to attack me at night, when there is no sun. so at that point i point my fists to the sky and draw the sun up. check. fuckin. mate.
Zaquis Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 15,583

08-24-2011, 03:55 AM	#144
Zaquis Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 15,583	once i got into a fight and i beat the dude's ass up (he was lookin at me w/ his Mean Eyes) and i got his xbox live handle, went straight home, and wooped his ass again in the newest hit call of duty game. double owned. i was going to fuck his mom and gf, but decided he's not worth my time
Zaquis Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 15,583

08-24-2011, 08:14 AM	#145
Pizza The Hut Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 10,633	hahaha

08-24-2011, 12:52 PM	#146
Zaquis Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 15,583	EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND I FLIP THE BIRD IN THE FACE OF GOD EAT IT MTHERFCKER
Zaquis Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 15,583

08-24-2011, 11:04 PM	#147
BjergClimber Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 738	You and me both
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08-25-2011, 01:35 AM	#150
Old Rivers Super Moderator Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 6,985	That Kirkton Huns picture is hilarious.