a very rich married woman wants to have an affair with me - Page 5

Lyntan · 10-13-2010, 02:30 PM

ty ty, bryce stop hatin or i'll shag your wife too

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Originally Posted by Dominator Dan

did you get any money? how many times did she orgasm? did you earn a great review? were chocolate bunnies involved? that shot of her on the bed reminds me of the end of the smack my bitch up video

i didn't get anything. she came twice. i came on her face

and yeah i was fucking traumatised. i feel like i've been violated

Happyjuice · 10-13-2010, 03:04 PM

Cubert · 10-13-2010, 03:36 PM

ahaha whoa whoa why traumatised? sure it wasnt exactly romantic but why feel so bad?

Scatterbrain · 10-13-2010, 03:46 PM

yeah i'm finding that very hard to grasp too surely you got SOME enjoyment out of having a no-strings TRYST with a mature woman?

Lyntan · 10-13-2010, 03:56 PM

i've never in my life before fucked anyone who i wasn't attracted to. don't confuse that with fucking unattractive women, because i've done a lot of that, but i only do it because in the moment, under the influence of ecstasy or a great deal of alcohol, i feel attracted to them. this was different, there was nothing inside me telling me that i wanted to fuck this woman, all i had to work with was an alcohol-induced absence of clarity and a good sense of humour. it was enough to get the job done but i couldn't enjoy it

AR-Raven · 10-13-2010, 04:02 PM

bryce, if a married woman is going out of her way to hit on you and is willing to pay for a hotel room to have sex with you, and you aren't facilitating it, then you aren't morally at fault for doing it. It's not like you have evil intentions, you just want to bone, not ruin a marriage. She is the one who wants to ruin the marriage. You're just the bullet, she's the gun.

Ben Rice · 10-13-2010, 04:08 PM

Do you reckon you'll hear from her again? Or she'll come into your workplace soon wanting to hook up again?

Andres · 10-13-2010, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Lyntan

this was different, there was nothing inside me telling me that i wanted to fuck this woman

hey asshole, is the knowledge that you'd please 3dmm.com not good enough for your insides? i'm somewhat offended.

Ben Rice · 10-13-2010, 05:12 PM

god, those texts are mildly disturbing. judging by the superman knickers and leaving an S at the end of every text, was she really trying to be DOWN with the younger generation during sex? All, YEAH DUDE THIS ROCKS

Lyntan · 10-13-2010, 05:17 PM

haha like i said it was enough to help me get the job done, the mental desire was there but i mean i had no physical urge whatsoever

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Originally Posted by Ben Rice

Do you reckon you'll hear from her again? Or she'll come into your workplace soon wanting to hook up again?

she texted me this morning saying thanks and i replied saying no worries, she said beforehand that she wouldn't stop coming into subway but today was genuinely the first shift i've worked in months that i didn't see her. my guess is she'll leave it a few days then return to coming in every day, i think she knows i don't want any more though, and i will reject any hints or advances immediately

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Originally Posted by AR-Raven

bryce, if a married woman is going out of her way to hit on you and is willing to pay for a hotel room to have sex with you, and you aren't facilitating it, then you aren't morally at fault for doing it. It's not like you have evil intentions, you just want to bone, not ruin a marriage. She is the one who wants to ruin the marriage. You're just the bullet, she's the gun.

seriously. a lot of married people cheat, get over it. this woman literally stalked me for an entire year and sent me hundreds of text messages about how she wanted to fuck me, and the reason i never did it before is because i was in a relationship. my loyalty was to my own girlfriend, not to some fucking sanctity of marriage bullshit, i'm not even religious as if i'm going to fucking respect that

Lyntan · 10-13-2010, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Ben Rice

god, those texts are mildly disturbing. judging by the superman knickers and leaving an S at the end of every text, was she really trying to be DOWN with the younger generation during sex? All, YEAH DUDE THIS ROCKS

nah she didn't say much thankfully, i really don't think i could've handled her cringeworthy dirty talk while i was actually trying to fuck

Opheox · 10-13-2010, 05:41 PM

if this thread doesn't deserve an archive then I don't know a thread that does.

I don't know how similar this is but I banged a 30 year old bartender at my work with 1 kid when i was 21. That's all I got

Lyntan · 10-13-2010, 05:44 PM

haha when i was 15 i lost my virginity to a 19 year old with a kid. like two years ago her brother got sent down for murder, it was on the news so i got to say "i've fucked his sister!" about a murderer on the tv. that was cool

Steve Adair · 10-13-2010, 05:55 PM

you shoulda stuck it in her ass

Steve Adair · 10-13-2010, 07:59 PM

McJuicy · 10-13-2010, 09:47 PM

what was her pussy like? tight as night or loose as moose?

Lyntan · 10-13-2010, 11:23 PM

average but hairy, like the hairiest i've ever seen

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Originally Posted by Steve Adair

hahahahahaha what the fuck, where did you get that from

Scatterbrain · 10-13-2010, 11:57 PM

isn't that from Jeff Ching's 3dmm porn? Was it him or am I getting confused?

Rabid Dinosaur · 10-14-2010, 02:23 AM

there's no way that was him.

Lyntan · 10-14-2010, 05:56 AM

haha no i made it, it's my friend's mother

Evan · 10-14-2010, 06:04 AM

This thread is awesome.

Crazy Ivan · 10-14-2010, 10:04 AM

Holy shit, how did I miss this thread. This one is bound for the archive once the saga's complete.

Lyntan · 10-14-2010, 02:31 PM

i've never had a thread archived before. i'm quite disturbed by the lengths i've had to go to to finally make it happen

hey adair, what else is on ape variety's site?

Lyntan · 10-14-2010, 02:33 PM

oh yeah

"last text i swear - but i think you broke me! my god i only hope i can walk straight by saturday... have a great weekend. i am off to rome soon! S"

she walks like a fucking man anyway

10-13-2010, 03:36 PM	#103
Cubert Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 4,990	ahaha whoa whoa why traumatised? sure it wasnt exactly romantic but why feel so bad?
Cubert Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 4,990

10-13-2010, 03:56 PM	#105
Lyntan Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 14,315	i've never in my life before fucked anyone who i wasn't attracted to. don't confuse that with fucking unattractive women, because i've done a lot of that, but i only do it because in the moment, under the influence of ecstasy or a great deal of alcohol, i feel attracted to them. this was different, there was nothing inside me telling me that i wanted to fuck this woman, all i had to work with was an alcohol-induced absence of clarity and a good sense of humour. it was enough to get the job done but i couldn't enjoy it
Lyntan Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 14,315

10-13-2010, 04:02 PM	#106
AR-Raven Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 5,558	bryce, if a married woman is going out of her way to hit on you and is willing to pay for a hotel room to have sex with you, and you aren't facilitating it, then you aren't morally at fault for doing it. It's not like you have evil intentions, you just want to bone, not ruin a marriage. She is the one who wants to ruin the marriage. You're just the bullet, she's the gun.
AR-Raven Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 5,558

10-13-2010, 04:08 PM	#107
Ben Rice Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,220	Do you reckon you'll hear from her again? Or she'll come into your workplace soon wanting to hook up again?
Ben Rice Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,220

10-13-2010, 05:12 PM	#109
Ben Rice Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,220	god, those texts are mildly disturbing. judging by the superman knickers and leaving an S at the end of every text, was she really trying to be DOWN with the younger generation during sex? All, YEAH DUDE THIS ROCKS
Ben Rice Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,220

10-13-2010, 03:04 PM	#102
Happyjuice Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,573	-

10-13-2010, 03:46 PM	#104
Scatterbrain Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 8,564	yeah i'm finding that very hard to grasp too surely you got SOME enjoyment out of having a no-strings TRYST with a mature woman?

10-13-2010, 05:41 PM	#112
Opheox Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 3,513	if this thread doesn't deserve an archive then I don't know a thread that does. I don't know how similar this is but I banged a 30 year old bartender at my work with 1 kid when i was 21. That's all I got
Opheox Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 3,513

10-13-2010, 05:44 PM	#113
Lyntan Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 14,315	haha when i was 15 i lost my virginity to a 19 year old with a kid. like two years ago her brother got sent down for murder, it was on the news so i got to say "i've fucked his sister!" about a murderer on the tv. that was cool
Lyntan Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 14,315

10-13-2010, 05:55 PM	#114
Steve Adair Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 5,165	you shoulda stuck it in her ass

10-13-2010, 07:59 PM	#115
Steve Adair Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 5,165

10-13-2010, 09:47 PM	#116
McJuicy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 8,786	what was her pussy like? tight as night or loose as moose?
McJuicy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 8,786

10-13-2010, 11:57 PM	#118
Scatterbrain Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 8,564	isn't that from Jeff Ching's 3dmm porn? Was it him or am I getting confused?

10-14-2010, 02:23 AM	#119
Rabid Dinosaur Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 14,894	there's no way that was him.

10-14-2010, 05:56 AM	#120
Lyntan Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 14,315	haha no i made it, it's my friend's mother
Lyntan Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 14,315

10-14-2010, 06:04 AM	#121
Evan Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,819	This thread is awesome.
Evan Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,819

10-14-2010, 10:04 AM	#122
Crazy Ivan Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 9,462	Holy shit, how did I miss this thread. This one is bound for the archive once the saga's complete.

10-14-2010, 02:31 PM	#123
Lyntan Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 14,315	i've never had a thread archived before. i'm quite disturbed by the lengths i've had to go to to finally make it happen hey adair, what else is on ape variety's site?
Lyntan Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 14,315

10-14-2010, 02:33 PM	#124
Lyntan Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 14,315	oh yeah "last text i swear - but i think you broke me! my god i only hope i can walk straight by saturday... have a great weekend. i am off to rome soon! S" she walks like a fucking man anyway
Lyntan Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 14,315