Hahahahaha! My life rules! My 3dmm movies will now rule too! WOOO! [News on Zoe] - Page 3

James Burgon · 06-20-2002, 07:18 PM

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Originally posted by Robert Domke
what were you thinking ? Does this have anything to do with your loss of ability to make logical decisions. Next time peirce your nutsack with a pencil, that will sure impress her......

Thing is, i didn't want to IMPRESS her, you silly sweaty testicle! I wanted her to feel like she was right. She deserves that right, she cant be fucked to know the real me, then make her think i'm like that!

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Originally posted by Sanzibar
Lol, Owtzain is probably one of those guys who wanks into a cup, and walks through a department store opening all the tampon boxes and putting his cum all over the tampons.

HAHAHA! GOOD IDEA! hahaha! that made me LOL. Good job!

Also Sammy, you rule!

Steve Adair · 06-20-2002, 07:19 PM

Heh, don't mention it.

James Burgon · 06-20-2002, 07:21 PM

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Originally posted by Robert Domke
reading crazy things pertaining to the human body physcially
makes me uncomfortable.

Then leave the thread.

Sammy Sagitarius · 06-20-2002, 07:24 PM

okay... so, i understand what you're saying... but am lost.

What did I do to "rule" ?

James Burgon · 06-20-2002, 07:25 PM

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Originally posted by Sammy Sagitarius
Domke, you fun-sucking wart.

Actually, it is a little crazy - but I'm jealous. I'm not ballsy enough to actually cut myself in the middle of school, let alone flick the blood on someone.

That, and even if you are joking, i dont care! YOU RULE!

Tuna Hematoma · 06-20-2002, 07:25 PM

James should make a movie about this... OH! HE DID!

HHHHAHAHAH! DOOD! You should have slit your wrists! OH, and don't do it the "pussy" way! The correct way to slit your wrists is NOT across your wrist (like you did on your hand), but down! Put it to good use man! THEN TAKE PICTURES AND UPLOAD THEM!

James Burgon · 06-20-2002, 07:28 PM

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Originally posted by Tuna Hematoma
James should make a movie about this... OH! HE DID!

HHHHAHAHAH! DOOD! You should have slit your wrists! OH, and don't do it the "pussy" way! The correct way to slit your wrists is NOT across your wrist (like you did on your hand), but down! Put it to good use man! THEN TAKE PICTURES AND UPLOAD THEM!

Meh. You used to be cool. You're supposed to be happy for me. I'm fine now! I'm happy. So Shh! I dont want to slit my wrists, eejit.

Tuna Hematoma · 06-20-2002, 07:29 PM

Why would I be happy for some sadistic freak of nature? You need medication.

Robert Domke · 06-20-2002, 07:30 PM

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Originally posted by Owtzain

Thing is, i didn't want to IMPRESS her, you silly sweaty testicle! I wanted her to feel like she was right. She deserves that right, she cant be fucked to know the real me, then make her think i'm like that!

Yeah okay, but it wasn't some bold, or creative statement either

James Burgon · 06-20-2002, 07:31 PM

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Originally posted by Tuna Hematoma
Why would I be happy for some sadistic freak of nature? You need medication.

Old people. HAHAHHAHAHAAH

Steve Adair · 06-20-2002, 07:33 PM

Lol, I got to start using that 'silly sweaty testicle' insult more often, that just cracked me up.

Sammy Sagitarius · 06-20-2002, 07:37 PM

if not being gutsy enough to spill blood on someone means "i rule", then... god, you're so british. Anyway, I must be the only person in this thread who thinks that was an awesome story.

Dude? How'd the spider taste?

Tuna! Make Big Warrior Dude 2: The Anal-Retentive Boy Story.

James Burgon · 06-20-2002, 07:46 PM

No Sammy, you rule cause you are like the only one here who seems happy for me! YOU RULE!

Klown · 06-20-2002, 07:49 PM

I am happy for you.. and you know it kiddo!

Baofu · 06-20-2002, 08:02 PM

yo get nicey nice with this bitch christina and start bonin
her mad good the first chance u get.....

....well thats what i'd probably do in yur situation.

The Chinese Jew · 06-20-2002, 08:20 PM

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Originally posted by Travis Wells
You cut yourself when your in a goofy mood?

It's "You cut yourself when YOU'RE in a goofy mood?"
homo!!

Anyways Owtzain, I'm happy for u that things are going well. U were really depressed before and I kept telling u to stick with it and things will get better, and they have.

but I have to agree with Tuna that flicking blood at Zoe is going a little too far. I understand that u're over her and hate her or whatever, but that's just way too far! Most girls will look at u as a total freak if u do that.

and I don't know how Cristina will react if she finds out u flicked blood at her.

Like people would be like, "hey Cristina, who's your boyfriend?"
"james"
"u mean, the guy that cut himself and flicked his blood at another girl?"
"uhhhh what????!!!!"

James, advice don't do anything silly like that again! U don't wanna ruin your reputation.

but yeah, I'm glad u're over Zoe, and u've moved on.

James Burgon · 06-20-2002, 08:23 PM

Yeah, but thats what i'm saying. Only my true friends know i'm a good guy. Thats why i did it.

But i see what you mean, and Cristina probably wouldn't care. hehe. She's laid back, and hates Zoe too.

And also, THANK YOU FOR SPELLING THE NAME RIGHT!

But yeah, expect some 3dmm movies soon!

Baofu · 06-20-2002, 08:26 PM

does this bitch christina wanna get with u?

Digital Taco · 06-20-2002, 08:28 PM

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Originally posted by Owtzain
if i had AIDS, that'd have been SO FUNNY! HAHAHAHAHA.

Fredrick · 06-20-2002, 08:30 PM

I'm very happy for you, James.. but I also agree with Tuna.
Anyway, glad to hear you're back on track....?!

James Burgon · 06-20-2002, 08:39 PM

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Originally posted by Baofu
does this bitch christina wanna get with u?

I am 'with her'.

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Originally posted by Fredrick Arnoy
I'm very happy for you, James.. but I also agree with Tuna.
Anyway, glad to hear you're back on track....?!

Yup! AMAZING isn't it! hehe!

Rock · 06-20-2002, 09:33 PM

Owtzain, you may be a fuckwit sometimes, but I'm glad your life improved.

Acid Drop · 06-20-2002, 09:35 PM

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Originally posted by Owtzain
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Holy fuckl!! LOL

James Burgon · 06-20-2002, 09:38 PM

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Originally posted by Rock
Owtzain, you may be a fuckwit sometimes, but I'm glad your life improved.

hahah, there you go with 'fuckwit' again! haah.
And thanks, i appreciate it!

Rock · 06-20-2002, 09:42 PM

Hey, we can all be fuckwits sometimes.

*looks at report card* (definately me, I lagged this year)

06-20-2002, 07:49 PM	#64
Klown Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,640	I am happy for you.. and you know it kiddo!
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06-20-2002, 08:02 PM	#65
Baofu Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 111	yo get nicey nice with this bitch christina and start bonin her mad good the first chance u get..... ....well thats what i'd probably do in yur situation.
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06-20-2002, 08:26 PM	#68
Baofu Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 111	does this bitch christina wanna get with u?
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06-20-2002, 08:30 PM	#70
Fredrick Moderator Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,113	I'm very happy for you, James.. but I also agree with Tuna. Anyway, glad to hear you're back on track....?!
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06-20-2002, 09:33 PM	#72
Rock Banned Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 174	Owtzain, you may be a fuckwit sometimes, but I'm glad your life improved.
Rock Banned Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 174

06-20-2002, 07:19 PM	#52
Steve Adair Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 5,165	Heh, don't mention it.

06-20-2002, 07:24 PM	#54
Sammy Sagitarius Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,777	okay... so, i understand what you're saying... but am lost. What did I do to "rule" ?

06-20-2002, 07:25 PM	#56
Tuna Hematoma Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,055	James should make a movie about this... OH! HE DID! HHHHAHAHAH! DOOD! You should have slit your wrists! OH, and don't do it the "pussy" way! The correct way to slit your wrists is NOT across your wrist (like you did on your hand), but down! Put it to good use man! THEN TAKE PICTURES AND UPLOAD THEM!

06-20-2002, 07:29 PM	#58
Tuna Hematoma Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,055	Why would I be happy for some sadistic freak of nature? You need medication.

06-20-2002, 07:33 PM	#61
Steve Adair Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 5,165	Lol, I got to start using that 'silly sweaty testicle' insult more often, that just cracked me up.

06-20-2002, 07:37 PM	#62
Sammy Sagitarius Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,777	if not being gutsy enough to spill blood on someone means "i rule", then... god, you're so british. Anyway, I must be the only person in this thread who thinks that was an awesome story. Dude? How'd the spider taste? Tuna! Make Big Warrior Dude 2: The Anal-Retentive Boy Story.

06-20-2002, 07:46 PM	#63
James Burgon Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 8,689	No Sammy, you rule cause you are like the only one here who seems happy for me! YOU RULE!

06-20-2002, 08:23 PM	#67
James Burgon Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 8,689	Yeah, but thats what i'm saying. Only my true friends know i'm a good guy. Thats why i did it. But i see what you mean, and Cristina probably wouldn't care. hehe. She's laid back, and hates Zoe too. And also, THANK YOU FOR SPELLING THE NAME RIGHT! But yeah, expect some 3dmm movies soon!

06-20-2002, 09:42 PM	#75
Rock Banned Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 174	Hey, we can all be fuckwits sometimes. looks at report card (definately me, I lagged this year)
Rock Banned Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 174