Now, I may be a married man.... - Page 3

Nokes · 07-11-2010, 03:28 AM

im sure

Pizza The Hut · 07-11-2010, 03:49 AM

hahahhahaha Nokes I love you

AR-Raven · 07-11-2010, 03:52 AM

petition to put two fish hooks through noke's testicles and hang him off a bridge until he dies:

NearHi · 07-11-2010, 05:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AR-Raven

petition to put two fish hooks through AR-Raven's testicles and hang him off a bridge until he dies:

Ben Rice · 07-11-2010, 12:58 PM

CREEPS

Anthropophagus · 07-11-2010, 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beast

She has some nice boobies as well.

Haha, what? You can't even see anything.

Mabdog · 07-11-2010, 04:05 PM

sprow is right

Roadkill Dave · 07-11-2010, 06:19 PM

Anthropophagus · 07-11-2010, 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roadkill Dave

DAT ASS

John Coffee · 07-11-2010, 07:27 PM

i love when fat girls get in shape but still retain that epic ass.

Mabdog · 07-11-2010, 07:34 PM

Why is it that the fatter a girl is around here, the more they try to show off their stuff.

What the fuck is logical about that?

Tuna Hematoma · 07-11-2010, 08:41 PM

I love when fat girls get in shape but still retain their epic tits.

Beast · 07-11-2010, 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthropophagus

Haha, what? You can't even see anything.

Look again, of course you can.

Ben Rice · 07-11-2010, 10:07 PM

I see a boob. A fairly nice boob.

Mabdog · 07-11-2010, 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tuna Hematoma

I love when fat girls get in shape but still retain their epic tits.

SERIOUSLY

my ex did this AFTER we broke up which made it significantly harder lol

Anthropophagus · 04:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ben Rice

I see a boob. A fairly nice boob.

It's side boob, and not even good side boob, at that. Like, the picture showcases probably the least revealing breast ever so I can't see anyone rating it meaningfully. Yeah... they're tits which may or may not be a C cup. That's about all you can state. Besides, I was too busy ogling that ridiculous donk to even think about worthless tits.

NearHi · 07-12-2010, 03:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthropophagus

Besides, I was too busy ogling that ridiculous donk to even think about worthless tits.

RIGHT!?

Anthropophagus · 07-12-2010, 04:12 AM

The funny part about the pic is I saw a MILF at the supermarket a few months ago with an ass exactly like that. I seriously fell in love. Not even kidding. After seeing the ass, I felt as if I could never be satisfied with any potential girlfriend/wife. I had to forget about it as quickly as possible, because it was seriously starting to bother me. You ever get that when you see a gorgeous girl that isn't yours? I was gonna snap her ass to show my friend but I couldn't do it without looking shady.

Dominator Dan · 07-12-2010, 02:02 PM

ahaha DONK, i'm calling girl's asses donks from now on

Anthropophagus · 07-12-2010, 08:21 PM

To be accurate, a "donk" is typically the oversized ass of a black or Latin chick. White girls can have them, too, but they're usually rare... so if you have the opportunity to fuck a whitey with a plump ass, never let go. I have been searching all my life for a Latin wife, I think. They're so fucking hot and sultry and bitchy, and I wouldn't have to live as a pariah for marrying a black girl.

NearHi · 07-12-2010, 08:31 PM

I shoulda told this chick I knew a guy interested in her then. She was Latina.

Anthropophagus · 07-12-2010, 09:03 PM

All that beans and rice. Goddamn.

Scatterbrain · 07-13-2010, 01:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Happyjuice

I'd pound the shit out of that ass

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick The Almighty

i would LOVE to smack that ass

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roadkill Dave

hahahahaha i fucking love this thread

07-11-2010, 03:28 AM	#51
Nokes Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,375	im sure
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07-11-2010, 03:52 AM	#53
AR-Raven Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 5,558	petition to put two fish hooks through noke's testicles and hang him off a bridge until he dies:
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07-11-2010, 12:58 PM	#55
Ben Rice Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,220	CREEPS
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Mabdog Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 5,670	sprow is right
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07-11-2010, 07:34 PM	#61
Mabdog Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 5,670	Why is it that the fatter a girl is around here, the more they try to show off their stuff. What the fuck is logical about that?
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07-11-2010, 03:49 AM	#52
Pizza The Hut Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 10,633	hahahhahaha Nokes I love you

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Roadkill Dave Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 2,458

07-11-2010, 07:27 PM	#60
John Coffee Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 1,595	i love when fat girls get in shape but still retain that epic ass.

07-11-2010, 08:41 PM	#62
Tuna Hematoma Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,055	I love when fat girls get in shape but still retain their epic tits.

07-11-2010, 10:07 PM	#64
Ben Rice Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,220	I see a boob. A fairly nice boob.
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07-12-2010, 04:12 AM	#68
Anthropophagus Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,997	The funny part about the pic is I saw a MILF at the supermarket a few months ago with an ass exactly like that. I seriously fell in love. Not even kidding. After seeing the ass, I felt as if I could never be satisfied with any potential girlfriend/wife. I had to forget about it as quickly as possible, because it was seriously starting to bother me. You ever get that when you see a gorgeous girl that isn't yours? I was gonna snap her ass to show my friend but I couldn't do it without looking shady.

07-12-2010, 02:02 PM	#69
Dominator Dan Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 11,564	ahaha DONK, i'm calling girl's asses donks from now on

07-12-2010, 08:21 PM	#70
Anthropophagus Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,997	To be accurate, a "donk" is typically the oversized ass of a black or Latin chick. White girls can have them, too, but they're usually rare... so if you have the opportunity to fuck a whitey with a plump ass, never let go. I have been searching all my life for a Latin wife, I think. They're so fucking hot and sultry and bitchy, and I wouldn't have to live as a pariah for marrying a black girl.

07-12-2010, 08:31 PM	#71
NearHi Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,483	I shoulda told this chick I knew a guy interested in her then. She was Latina.
NearHi Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,483

07-12-2010, 09:03 PM	#72
Anthropophagus Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,997	All that beans and rice. Goddamn.