ITT Post a picture of the ugliest girl you've slept with

Anthropophagus · 04-29-2010, 10:47 PM

Hahaha, I'm good on that, brother.

Dungeon Snake · 01:19 AM

Phil Williamson · 04-29-2010, 11:09 PM

haha c'mon, censoring them totally defeats the purpose

Shaun · 04-29-2010, 11:10 PM

it must be the angle or something because that girl's arm is like abnormally huge

Steve Adair · 04-29-2010, 11:14 PM

there ya go phil!

Dungeon Snake · 04-29-2010, 11:23 PM

haha wow she looks worse w/out the black bar

Steve Adair · 04-29-2010, 11:26 PM

...i know. and thats the best picture i could find of her.

buttt ya know... you gotta remove the black bar now too

Anthropophagus · 04-29-2010, 11:30 PM

One on right. She was fatter, too. Recently thinned out from coke or prescription pills or something. I could post a picture of a really hurt chick, but she turned nasty long after I banged her so I feel like it'd be unfair.

Skittlebrau · 04-30-2010, 12:36 AM

Nobody whos ever fucked an actual uggo is not going to post in this thread, self included.

Except maybe Christo, but I have a feeling you can't really tell without the eyes in the shot.

Dave Miles · 04-30-2010, 12:59 AM

The one Adair posted isn't that bad IMO. I wouldn't call her ugly, at least. The other two... UGLY

Domicile Destructo · 04-30-2010, 01:17 AM

Fuck. I'd totally do it if she had a myspace or anything, pretty sure she's homeless now.

Dungeon Snake · 04-30-2010, 01:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve Adair

...i know. and thats the best picture i could find of her.

buttt ya know... you gotta remove the black bar now too

fine

Dungeon Snake · 04-30-2010, 01:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skittlebrau

Nobody whos ever fucked an actual uggo is not going to post in this thread, self included.

Except maybe Christo, but I have a feeling you can't really tell without the eyes in the shot.

haha all of these females are the type that lurk on the border of fuckability. that's where the realm of drunken mistakes lies. i have a feeling we're not gonna get any truly hideous women or any hot women, just lower-end-of-the-do'able-bell-curve, 6-on-her-best-day level

basically i would fuck any of these girls

Domicile Destructo · 04-30-2010, 01:24 AM

Yeah really. These are all girls that I would have sex with stone sober.

Opheox · 04-30-2010, 01:33 AM

she had some big jim jams on her but she was just sloppy and gross and had a furry puss

Evil Ash · 04-30-2010, 02:47 AM

The ugliest and hottest girl I ever slept with are the same girl [/monogamy]

Steve Adair · 04-30-2010, 03:07 AM

the girl i posted is actually way worse in real life, thats just a really good picture.

MORE PICTURES FOLKS

Skittlebrau · 04-30-2010, 03:13 AM

I'm not gonna post a picture (in fact I'm not sure I can find one), but I'm sure you can use your imagination with what I posted in the grossest sex stories thread.

Steve Adair · 04-30-2010, 03:17 AM

just look her up on facebook. its all in good fun.

Dungeon Snake · 04-30-2010, 03:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skittlebrau

I'm not gonna post a picture (in fact I'm not sure I can find one), but I'm sure you can use your imagination with what I posted in the grossest sex stories thread.

Anthropophagus · 04-30-2010, 03:39 AM

See, I've never really slept with a chick who is unspeakably ugly. I've just been sexual with girls who are completely average. I actually prefer that, because average chicks are the best in bed. The more attractive a girl is, the worse her performance is. Of course, there are exceptions but I'm speaking in general. Now that I'm 24 (almost 25), I want to find a cute little girlfriend who I can make babies with, though.

Anthropophagus · 04-30-2010, 03:40 AM

Haha, also, I am now aware that Christo had sex with Dean Francis!

Evil Ash · 04-30-2010, 03:53 AM

OH GAWD, what has been seen... !!!

Deadstar · 04-30-2010, 04:03 AM

Haha, this thread is so harsh.

04-29-2010, 10:31 PM	#1
Steve Adair Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 5,165	ITT Post a picture of the ugliest girl you've slept with
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Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881	it must be the angle or something because that girl's arm is like abnormally huge
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Opheox Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 3,513	she had some big jim jams on her but she was just sloppy and gross and had a furry puss
Opheox Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 3,513

04-30-2010, 02:47 AM	#17
Evil Ash Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 15,534	The ugliest and hottest girl I ever slept with are the same girl [/monogamy]
Evil Ash Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 15,534

04-29-2010, 10:47 PM	#2
Anthropophagus Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,997	Hahaha, I'm good on that, brother.

04-29-2010, 11:09 PM	#4
Phil Williamson Super Moderator Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 16,900	haha c'mon, censoring them totally defeats the purpose

04-29-2010, 11:14 PM	#6
Steve Adair Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 5,165	there ya go phil!

04-29-2010, 11:23 PM	#7
Dungeon Snake Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 17,519	haha wow she looks worse w/out the black bar

04-29-2010, 11:26 PM	#8
Steve Adair Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 5,165	...i know. and thats the best picture i could find of her. buttt ya know... you gotta remove the black bar now too

04-29-2010, 11:30 PM	#9
Anthropophagus Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,997	One on right. She was fatter, too. Recently thinned out from coke or prescription pills or something. I could post a picture of a really hurt chick, but she turned nasty long after I banged her so I feel like it'd be unfair.

04-30-2010, 12:36 AM	#10
Skittlebrau Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 8,804	Nobody whos ever fucked an actual uggo is not going to post in this thread, self included. Except maybe Christo, but I have a feeling you can't really tell without the eyes in the shot.

04-30-2010, 12:59 AM	#11
Dave Miles Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,236	The one Adair posted isn't that bad IMO. I wouldn't call her ugly, at least. The other two... UGLY

04-30-2010, 01:17 AM	#12
Domicile Destructo Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 7,405	Fuck. I'd totally do it if she had a myspace or anything, pretty sure she's homeless now.

04-30-2010, 01:24 AM	#15
Domicile Destructo Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 7,405	Yeah really. These are all girls that I would have sex with stone sober.

04-30-2010, 03:07 AM	#18
Steve Adair Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 5,165	the girl i posted is actually way worse in real life, thats just a really good picture. MORE PICTURES FOLKS

04-30-2010, 03:13 AM	#19
Skittlebrau Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 8,804	I'm not gonna post a picture (in fact I'm not sure I can find one), but I'm sure you can use your imagination with what I posted in the grossest sex stories thread.

04-30-2010, 03:17 AM	#20
Steve Adair Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 5,165	just look her up on facebook. its all in good fun.

04-30-2010, 03:39 AM	#22
Anthropophagus Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,997	See, I've never really slept with a chick who is unspeakably ugly. I've just been sexual with girls who are completely average. I actually prefer that, because average chicks are the best in bed. The more attractive a girl is, the worse her performance is. Of course, there are exceptions but I'm speaking in general. Now that I'm 24 (almost 25), I want to find a cute little girlfriend who I can make babies with, though.

04-30-2010, 03:40 AM	#23
Anthropophagus Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,997	Haha, also, I am now aware that Christo had sex with Dean Francis!

04-30-2010, 03:53 AM	#24
Evil Ash Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 15,534	OH GAWD, what has been seen... !!!
Evil Ash Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 15,534

04-30-2010, 04:03 AM	#25
Deadstar Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 1,921	Haha, this thread is so harsh.
Deadstar Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 1,921