The German Thread - Page 2

bl0ppin · 11-17-2009, 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kyle Magocs

Nein.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Demented Ferret

Ten.

eine dicke, fette Henne

Phil Williamson · 11-17-2009, 09:11 AM

Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten

MOD Dude · 11-17-2009, 04:05 PM

Ich bin eine gelbe shildkrote

Trooper · 11-17-2009, 05:53 PM

Fritz Schnackenpfefferhausen

Also:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevitus

Hallo Dan, ich lebe in Neuss.

No fucking way. A whole branch of my family lives there

Shaun · 11-17-2009, 06:14 PM

I have a deickahh, you have a pusseh.. so what's ze problem???

Kevitus · 11-17-2009, 06:21 PM

You serious Trooper?

Cubert · 11-17-2009, 06:28 PM

ein dopplezimmer mit duche, bitte. mein onkel hat kaput mein cd's, ich bringe in um. ich habe mein buch veloren/vergessen

5 fucking years of German lessons. This is literally all I have.

Pizza The Hut · 11-17-2009, 10:43 PM

Jeder in diesem Thread ist ein Jude. Deshalb sollt ihr alle sterben.

Trooper · 11-18-2009, 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevitus

You serious Trooper?

Yes. And more in Mettmann

Kevitus · 11-18-2009, 05:06 PM

Hahaha fucking hell.
You dare to say some names? Maybe I know them personally!

Trooper · 11-18-2009, 05:29 PM

Haha, unlikely. They're all old.

The ones in Neuss are the Ashauer family and the guys in Mettmann are the Schäfers (which I assume is a relatively common surname, and therefore not very helpful)

Kevitus · 11-18-2009, 05:35 PM

Ok I really don't know them haha.

Trooper · 11-18-2009, 05:56 PM

Didn't think so :3

Pizza The Hut · 11-18-2009, 09:53 PM

HALT DAS ENGLISCH.

NUR DEUTSCH.

Kevitus · 11-18-2009, 09:58 PM

NOW YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO POST IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE. I DO THIS ALL THE TIME, PUSSIES.

Phil Williamson · 11-18-2009, 11:00 PM

Kinderspiel.

Pizza The Hut · 11-19-2009, 07:09 PM

Kevitus soll ich nach Deutschland ziehen? Wir können Freunde sein!

Trooper · 11-19-2009, 09:11 PM

Lachen aus laut

Tuna Hematoma · 11-19-2009, 09:36 PM

I kevitus. For us folks that don't know German, you should teach us German and give us tests.

Phil Williamson · 11-20-2009, 12:58 AM

Good idea - if you don't mind, I'll kick things off with some simple words and phrases:

Verpiss dich [farepiss dick]: Hello
Ich bin heiß auf dich [ick bin hice owf dick]: How are you?
Lutsch meinen Negerschwanz [lootsh mainen nagershvantz]: Pleased to meet you.
Kann ich deine Kinder vergewaltigen bis sie sterben? [kahn ick daina kindur fairguvaltigin biss zee stairben]: Can you tell me where the bathroom is?
Zeig mir deine Fotze [tzaig meer daina fotzuh]: See you later

Quiz tomorrow!

Tuna Hematoma · 11-20-2009, 01:03 AM

Phil Williamson · 11-20-2009, 05:34 AM

falling behind already, Hematoma??

Trooper · 11-20-2009, 06:29 PM

Can you direct me to the railway station? - Sie liebkosen Gesäß

11-17-2009, 04:05 PM	#28
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11-17-2009, 06:14 PM	#30
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11-17-2009, 06:21 PM	#31
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11-17-2009, 06:28 PM	#32
Cubert Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 4,990	ein dopplezimmer mit duche, bitte. mein onkel hat kaput mein cd's, ich bringe in um. ich habe mein buch veloren/vergessen 5 fucking years of German lessons. This is literally all I have.
Cubert Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 4,990

11-18-2009, 05:06 PM	#35
Kevitus Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 4,542	Hahaha fucking hell. You dare to say some names? Maybe I know them personally!
Kevitus Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 4,542

11-17-2009, 09:11 AM	#27
Phil Williamson Super Moderator Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 16,900	Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten

11-17-2009, 10:43 PM	#33
Pizza The Hut Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 10,633	Jeder in diesem Thread ist ein Jude. Deshalb sollt ihr alle sterben.

11-18-2009, 05:29 PM	#36
Trooper Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,442	Haha, unlikely. They're all old. The ones in Neuss are the Ashauer family and the guys in Mettmann are the Schäfers (which I assume is a relatively common surname, and therefore not very helpful)
Trooper Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,442

11-18-2009, 05:35 PM	#37
Kevitus Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 4,542	Ok I really don't know them haha.
Kevitus Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 4,542

11-18-2009, 05:56 PM	#38
Trooper Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,442	Didn't think so :3
Trooper Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,442

11-18-2009, 09:53 PM	#39
Pizza The Hut Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 10,633	HALT DAS ENGLISCH. NUR DEUTSCH.

11-18-2009, 09:58 PM	#40
Kevitus Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 4,542	NOW YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO POST IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE. I DO THIS ALL THE TIME, PUSSIES.
Kevitus Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 4,542

11-18-2009, 11:00 PM	#41
Phil Williamson Super Moderator Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 16,900	Kinderspiel.

11-19-2009, 07:09 PM	#42
Pizza The Hut Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 10,633	Kevitus soll ich nach Deutschland ziehen? Wir können Freunde sein!

11-19-2009, 09:11 PM	#43
Trooper Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,442	Lachen aus laut
Trooper Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,442

11-19-2009, 09:36 PM	#44
Tuna Hematoma Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,055	I kevitus. For us folks that don't know German, you should teach us German and give us tests.

11-20-2009, 12:58 AM	#45
Phil Williamson Super Moderator Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 16,900	Good idea - if you don't mind, I'll kick things off with some simple words and phrases: Verpiss dich [farepiss dick]: Hello Ich bin heiß auf dich [ick bin hice owf dick]: How are you? Lutsch meinen Negerschwanz [lootsh mainen nagershvantz]: Pleased to meet you. Kann ich deine Kinder vergewaltigen bis sie sterben? [kahn ick daina kindur fairguvaltigin biss zee stairben]: Can you tell me where the bathroom is? Zeig mir deine Fotze [tzaig meer daina fotzuh]: See you later Quiz tomorrow!

11-20-2009, 01:03 AM	#46
Tuna Hematoma Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,055

11-20-2009, 05:34 AM	#47
Phil Williamson Super Moderator Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 16,900	falling behind already, Hematoma??

11-20-2009, 06:29 PM	#48
Trooper Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,442	Can you direct me to the railway station? - Sie liebkosen Gesäß
Trooper Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,442