Lucid Dreams thread

[Breed]

they say to have lucid dreams, the first thing you should do is write them down. You usually forget details and things about your dreams unless they are written down immediately.

SO here I am 6am just woke up from a nightmare, and here to share.




So we were in this new house, that felt big and ominous. I had picked my room first which was good enough, but there was another room saved for my brother(In real life, my family just moved btw)that lives in LA, older brother, and the room was almost designed like a sports locker room that is fucking immense, and has a nice living area. I kept saying EHHH I like my room its better for me but this place is HUGE, and my dad kept offering that I could switch any time I wanted.

So we are watching TV and we see our real estate agent, Bart, advertising free tickets to Fenway if we promise to buy a Corvette. We are like, WHAT A DEAL! I say CALL HIM UP well it IS kind of expensive.

Next thing I know we are in Fenway, walking around these big open areas getting food. I notice one of the guys that helped us move houses, but never see his face; he is carrying a BIG thing of food, and a burger falls off ... and he almost drops it. It's huge, and carrying food, he works for the ballpark. I grab one end and help him set it down, he thanks me. I say Gimme a few bucks I want a burger. Dad obliges. Am with there with him and brother.

btw burgers always look great in my dreams.

We hear the announcer start yelling -- the Red Sox are down, but Youkilis just hit a homer 3 run homer to take the lead? Nope, foul ball, caught by first base. We better hurry to our seats.

We sit down, my dad way in front of us, and my brother in a corner two seats to my right, and some cute girls walk buy with their food. It LOOKS like a restaurant, like we were in booths and stuff. I can't see the game. Brother's funny new friends came. One guy is particularly funny, but kind of ugly looking. (He is not real)

We can't see the game from where we are sitting so I stand up, but brother says, no, don't stand up, they'll kick you out if you try to change up. I rmember that he told me this once, like I knew this already. Girls move from their seats over to the right, where over the edge is the field and the game. FINE we say, we'll go too. We go.

Then, the announcer starts yelling something , and suddenly stops. Our seats are in a plane now...and it's acting kind of weird. Everyone is real quiet, that very quiet nobody talks in more than a murmur quiet like in a real airplane. Suddenly I realize the baseball announcer was our pilot. Why did he stop talking? I think to myself "ha ha, if we are hijacked, we gotta get ready to fight." Just then, out to the right, our window, btw the plane is also still fenway roof thing, the window rubs up against another building. We all go "whoahhhh." And I say out loud, "we have to fight, we have to fight. Does anybody have any weapons?" one of the cute girls is doing her homework. "I have a few pens here we can use!" I hear a strings arrangement, like out of a movie, and start digging through my pockets for my own pen.

Then I woke up.


the last bit really terrified me :P WELL GOODNIGHT, and use this thread to post any lucid dreams after you have them -- it really does work to write them down consistently; you usually continue having them more.

[Michael Jeffrey]

That's pretty crazy but isn't a lucid dream where you realise it's a dream?

I used to have random dreams, but lately they seem to converge to become parts of the same dream, or they take place in the same world, but the world changes a bit every dream. It becomes very vivid and I've actually woken up a few times feeling that I could draw a map of this place, including my fictional house and street that have recurred a few times. Just writing this post has brought back alot of the details.

Anyway point is I've had a handful of dreams where I realise the world is imaginary, then I wake up a few seconds later and take awhile to figure out that I'm awake. I'm guessing this happens because I spend time thinking about these weird dreams while I'm awake, and my unconscious must be able to identify the dream even though I'm asleep... fuck knows it is really fun though.

The worst part of lucid dreams is trying to think of something fun to do before you wake up. Once I was like 'awesome I can do whatever I want' so I summoned a basketball or something from behind my back. Then I woke up. Ripped off.

[Ben Rice]

I had a dream lastnight where I went to my friends band practice and the drum sticks were broken, then I went to another friends house, where his computer room was meant to be, was some sort of bedroom, I went in there and started being harrased and insulted by a couple of random people, one who looked like Thom Yorke but wearing glasses, the other was big and beefy and seemed a little retarded, I eventually couldn't take it anymore and punched the big guy in the nuts and the Yorke lookalike in the face and broke his glasses. I remember in this dream feeling like; 'WOAH the fuck did I just do!?' because in reality I VERY rarely actually hit people, as much as I am seriously tempted to sometimes I can never bring myself to do it. I then remember there was a bunch of concequences, think I was on the run from somebody (think it was the police or something, the rest of the dream is abit of a blur from here).

For some reason I've been remembering my dreams more frequently.
Two nights ago I dreamt I was out and about and I get a phonecall from my mate to meet him at another friends (who I don't even remember BEING in this dream) house. Outside the house was my friend and for some reason, the band Paramore. (I don't even listen to em, I just think the girl who sings for them is really, really hot). We then were suddenly at my house and after sitting in my garden doing something (think just talking n shit) we decided to crash out, I went up to my room and got into bed, then Hayley (the singer) drops into bed with me and says she'll keep me company, I suddenly feel all shy and stuff as she gets changed and then gets into bed with me, I then just remember us talking for ages and we start holding hands as we drift off into sleep, I felt like I really loved her now. When I was dozing off in my dream, I kinda clutched my hand in real life, I guess hoping to feel her hand, and then I realized I was now awake. Felt real depressed when I woke up.

Haha, god knows what these dreams 'mean'. Probably that I'm lonely and frightened to really stand up for myself or something. I'm pretty wierd in the head. :3

[NearHi]

I frequently have dreams where I move to a new place or have a new house and it's always awesome! I had one dream where I was trying to arrange our furniture and stuff and was getting frustrated, so I took a walk around the house to calm down and came across an entire room that I forgot about, and it had a doorway to another room. So I had two extra rooms. I was so happy, then I woke up and got depressed that I did not have 2 extra rooms.

[Bobby Swisha]

I had a dream that I was listening to a Spanish version of Andre 3000 - Valentine's Day.

[Compcat]

Posted this in mczaa like five days ago:

Awhile ago I stopped smoking weed for a few days and had a really cool lucid dream. I actually wrote it down. It's undedited (cuz I'm lazy, and i wrote it down just for myself) so its long and doesn't explain itself well, if thats a problem though, don't read it.

I'm in some hotel or something in Washington I think and I saw the ghost hunters, and a few people were around and talking to them and I said I was a big fan and they just kind of politely went by. I was with my parents and told them and they were just like "so? they are always in Washington" to which I got confused and argued. Then later I was just hanging with my parents on our floor of the hotel when I saw Kristian (a friend from school) so I followed him but he just kept walking while I was trying to talk to him and ask him why he was there. He got into the elevator and i decided to follow him there too. The elevator went up, I looked at the floor hitting thing and it said we were on 66, I remembered that so i could get back after chatting with him, instead of hitting a floor number (there were only like 10 buttons) he just pressed a button that had an up arrow and we just went up. I tried to carry on a conversation with him but before I knew it the elevator had been absolutely crushed and we were pancaked together. I wasn't hurt but I was very very upset that I might die up there, I didn't say anything and he didn't either. I drifted out of the scene and I think this is when I heard kristians voice just saying that he decided to go straight to his room like teleport and then my own voice sort of said, like typing a command into a keyboard like in a text adventure game like, "Go to Kristian's room." At which point I realized oh, yeah I can do that because I'm dreaming and I tried but I was halfway back to being awake now because I was excited so I decided to relax and get back into the dream world.

I got back into the dream world and was at a pretty desolate rocky area that had the distinct feel of the first horror dream (an earlier non-lucid dream, scary as shit, mix of old school zombie movies and texas chainsaw massacre) and it didn't take me long to realize that bad shit was gonna go down if I didn't do something fast, at this point a voice (I believe female) said to me "you can just leave any time you want." So I decided to try to do the keyboard typing thing, by the way I need to mention that the dreamworld can feel very very real, something I was worried about it NOT doing when you are lucid, and I realized it in this area most. But I tried to imagine a keyboard, it wasn't working so I just mentally said the command hard: "Go to Kristian's Room" at which point the world just dissolved into blackness like sucking me down a toilet and the room began to piece together.

I ended up in a room with a woman and when I first popped in she said, "See, look at what you've done (not accusingly, like saying, Look, awesome, you made this area, you're lucid). The room looked a lot like my own at the time to the point where I asked the woman if I was still dreaming and she said, "Oh yes." I asked why it was night time and she said, "Well I figured..." and I said "Yeah, I do like night better but I was really freaking out and at those times I would've preferred sunlight, but this is good." I looked out the window and the stars were phenomenal, there were a lot of little piles of huge clusters.

The woman looked a lot like the yellowish woman in the animatrix, in the one part where they try to simulate a sort of afterlife for the robot bug creature. I asked her, "So are you supposed to be my "guide," or something?" Since my dream memory seemed to remember that most people, when they lucid dream have some sort of helper or guardian angel figure which I remember nothing of awake. She seemed somewhat annoyed at the question and I don't think she answered but I just admired the way she looked and these weird like vein type things appeared a few inches outside of her head, all along the top and back and they had angry bumps all around and a words that said something like "derogatory, weak man" (obviously referring to my comment) or something to that extent and I realized that what I said was rude so I said something like, "but I am very glad you're here and helping me out through this" and I did say it with a lot of sincerity and the vein things got suddenly very smooth and the words said "appreciation, loving person" or something like that but her reaction didn't really match that I think. I turned and walked away and actually started thinking about her as a beautiful woman and she grabbed me and brought me towards the bed saying we would have sex, so I went with it. She pulled down here pants and her vagina was covered in a bunch of spikes and piercings. The condom looked like some sort of siege weapon. Entirely made of metal spikes everywhere, it looked somewhat like the battering ram the orcs use to get into helms deep. While I was making a horrible attempt at eating her out, she just was like, "oh give up" and this other dude pushed me and said, "Out of my way, I'll show you how a real man does it." He was a bearded knight guy, I could imagine him being played by john Cleese, he put on the siege weapon condom and just went straight on in and I just sort of drifted into wakefulness.

[Daniel Debonair]

This is one of the best dreams I've had in years.
This just happened. Like, not even four minutes ago. My head is spinning. I call this:

the terminator dream.


I drive a beat up suburban quickly through a large, busy city. I drive downtown and park it behind a giant skyscraper. This is the kind building that is simply EVERYTHING. Commercial, medium class residential, whatever. I Pull out my car key and BOOK it to the entrance of the building.

I run into a small office space where a friend has just been promoted. I examine how his boss has divided a room into 4 small cubicles for him and his colleagues. I ask him how the new promotion's been going. He says it couldn't be any better. I cut to the chase.

"Are you completely familiar with what this guy who's after you looks like?"

"WHAT!?" He says.

"Get familiar. There is a man walking up the stairs right now. He's invincible and YOU'RE dead if you don't get out of here." I inform him.

"Look down the stairs" I say.

My friend walks swiftly to a small stair case and peers down. Just like I said, a straight faced man is storming up the stairs.

"Oh shit!" He says! My friend follows me as I guide him to a small area off the office with TINY impossible windows.

The window


his dooming situation.


Litteraly, next thing I know his feet are hanging out the window, and then they're gone. I don't know how he climbed out it that fast. And we were easily 30 stores up. I didn't know how he was going to get down or anything. Before I could even begin to digest what was going on, I turn around, and there is the man standing right next to me looking at the window. I thought I was dead, but quickly realized he didn't want me. The fire alarms went off...

I B-lined UP the stairs many floors and got to a floor that was completely empty. In it was a very nice, warehouse style grocery store (think the grocery area in Cosco... if you know what that is)

I grabbed a bag and started LOADING it with junk food. This nice black lady, that I didn't noticed started hastling me about stealing.

I said "look lady, I'm A LOT poorer then I look. I swear it!"
Meanwhile I am CRAMMING food into this bag fucking FAST.

She says "Then at least get yourself some nice fruit. Eating all that junk food..." I figure, GOOD IDEA! Fruit is GOOD. I grabbed a banana and an apple. I was moving fast. I still had a friend to save, but I never give up a good opportunity to loot.

I started filling my bag with fine cheeses and sausages and the old lady got super offended. "You know, I used to work a job where it was my job to cut fine sausages like that. I can't believe you're taking that." she says.

An African man in a security guard outfit and a golf cart rides by staring me up and down. He checks some unlocked doors and locks them. That's when I realize that the fire alarms unlocked what is supposed to be this closed grocery area. I get while the gettings good. I run down thirty flights of stairs, book it out the door, turn the left corner, get and my car and then woke up.... hungry.

Thanks for reading!

[Bravoie]

I am really overdue for a new lucid dream.