Hey Peter.

[Rabid Dinosaur]

Originally Posted by Crazy Ivan

Jason and I made one while drunk or stoned a couple months ago. It's amazing.

Post. That. Shit.

[Slade]

made what?

[Tuna Hematoma]

I read that as "made out"

[Breed]

I was hoping that it was made out

[Rabid Dinosaur]

Oh, a 3DMM movie. But that would be pretty awesome too.

[Jason Ruiz]

Hey I just found this thread cause I was searching for Peter's "Drunk Day" thread.

Unfortunately, I have a mac now and cant run 3dmm on it. Plus, the movie's on my old computer which is sitting right next to me unplugged. otherwise I would post it.

But I'll articulate for you what it was. In a nutshell:


Open on the safari scene, that is looking at the cave.
Stupid silly midi music plays in the background and then you hear peter's loud overbearing voice go, "AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR AMERICA'S TWO FAVORITE COPS: MIKEY AND PHIL!!!"

3D letters sloppily float all over the place that say, "MIKEY AND PHIL"

Cut to the cave scene where there's a drumset badly made out of props near the crates. Behind it sits the short chubby cop character. Whatever the fuck his name is.

And then the "Billy" character, in cop uniform, walks into frame and starts walking all over the place. Peter does his best Jay Leno impression when Jay comes out and starts shaking everyones hand at the beginning of the show. (It is a terrible impression.)

He just keeps going, for a good 10 seconds, "HEY HOW ARE YA? HEY! HEY HOWS IT GOING? HOW ARE YA? GOOD TO SEE YOU. HOW ARE YA?"

But apparently we didnt think that we needed to take any time to actually put in an audience. So it's just billy walking aimlessly all over the place just going, "HEY HOW ARE YA! HOWS IT GOING? HOW ARE YA?" for about 10 seconds.

(by the way, for some reason when I get high, I seem to think it's okay to make a character "TALK" to places and not "WALK" to places. They just slide both their feet across the ground and float to different areas of the scene while moving their arms around.)

Then all of a sudden the music stops and his fucking voice just completely changes to a surly new york accent and he goes, "SO UH PARIS HILTON IS IN THE NEWS. MAN, LET ME ASK YOU, HAS THERE BEEN ANYONE YET WHO HASNT CHECKED INTO THAT HOTEL?"

Then the drummer cop (who is voiced by me) in the background reacts, in a very gay voice: "HEYAY!"

Then Peter's character turns away from the camera and walks right up to the other cop and goes, "SO DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THESE FUCKIN FAGGOTS TRYING TO GET MARRIED? I DONT KNOW WHERE THEY GET OFF. THEY DONT READ THE BIBLE." Only he said "bible" like, "Boyble." which was weird.

Then the now gay drummer cop goes, "Why dont you just host your show and be STUPID?"

Then Peter goes, "WHY DONT YOU SUCK A DICK BECAUSE YOU LIKE IT?"

Then he turns back over to the camera and goes, "Our first guest is..." and I honestly have NO idea what the fuck peter said right here. it was the most inaudible sentence i've ever heard. But I'll try to translate it as best I can: "Our first guest is a hunkin' start of hot chocolate known as SENATOR CLAY DAVIS."

Now, in case you don't know, Clay Davis is this character from the hit HBO show 'The Wire':



So then it just cuts to the cave entrance where the black character with the sideways hat walks in going, "SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT" but we couldn't make the 3dmm recorder thing go very long, so we had to do it in multiple sound bits. So Clay Davis (again, for some reason, using the 'talk' action instead of the 'walk' action.) just floats on in going, "SHEEEEEEEE.......... EEEEEEEE.......... EEEEEEEEEEE............ EEEEEEEEE........" ... "... IT."

Then he goes, "CLAY DAVIS, MOTHA FUCKA!.... That's all." Which was peter telling me to stop recording.

Then out of nowhere the drummer goes,
"... That Bill gates is RICH, huh?"

Then Clay Davis turns over to him and goes, "NOT RICH ENOUGH TO BUY YOU A MOTHA FUCKIN HUSBAND. SHEEEEEEIT."

... I think that was it...

So, yeah. You actually DONT want to see it.

[Compcat]

I actually want to see it more now.