Post about your mom - Page 4

James Burgon · 08-18-2008, 07:00 PM

what a dumb broad.

McJuicy · 08-18-2008, 07:07 PM

tell your mom I'll trade her this beautiful nickel for a shitty dime

Dick Harris · 08-18-2008, 07:12 PM

I agree completely about the show of decency by Ben Rice, Nokes.

It's completely the opposite to how i'd treat your mother. I'd round her and her midget side of your family into one room - and demand she enter. Then i'd strip her off completely, and tie her down to her bed after smacking her across the jaw a couple of times - before ordering her family to consecutively dump all over her fucking lips and tits. Then I'd bind her with ropes, before dragging your pathetic emo carcass into the room, while you watch me empty a bladder full of alcohol and PISS all over her face to revive her. Then, as you cry and cry and cry in the corner, I'd get one of the midgets to hold your gaze on her as I sliced her labia off with grandma's fucking pizza scissors before making her eat them, combined with the shit and piss already on her face. Then I'd put a nodder on and fuck the living crap out of her, before spitting on her and placing the condom nicely onto your brow, as she weeps.

Pics pls?

McJuicy · 08-18-2008, 07:44 PM

Also Emovie your mom enjoys a foot on her face while getting boned in the ass

Nick The Almighty · 08-18-2008, 07:45 PM

jesus. christ.

Nokes · 08-19-2008, 05:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dominator Dan

my mum this morning gave her credit card details and £70 to a virus posing as an anti-virus program

fuck sake

my mom won't download anything

Scatterbrain · 08-19-2008, 07:34 AM

fucking hell, Dick

Bjorny · 08-19-2008, 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nokes

my mom won't download anything

the question is, will she upload?

Nick The Almighty · 08-19-2008, 03:33 PM

and if so.. does she upload all the way?

Dick Harris · 08-20-2008, 11:56 AM

I'll make her download. DOWN MY LOAD.

McJuicy · 08-20-2008, 01:18 PM

She'll catch my virus

Allergic 2 Life · 08-20-2008, 04:04 PM

This thread is classic!

Nick The Almighty · 08-20-2008, 04:25 PM

you're mother encourages pop-ups

Dick Harris · 08-20-2008, 10:12 PM

His mother encourages what's coming to her.

Bowman · 08-20-2008, 11:14 PM

I didn't realize Nokes was Emovie. This explains why he was trying to scam us & get info about our moms in order to promote his own sick goals, which may or may not include a kitchen equipment pyramid scheme. Good thing Harris saw through it.

Nokes · 08-21-2008, 02:30 AM

or it's almost a parody of "post about your dad"

Dr Ashworth · 08-21-2008, 03:21 AM

Nokes, can you at least give us a textual description of what your mom's vag looks like and maybe even what it felt like to have your entire body oscillate in and out of it?

Dick Harris · 08-21-2008, 05:20 AM

Nokes, can you give a running commentary on youtube as your mother inserts several items, one at a time, into herself - including maybe a relative.

08-18-2008, 07:07 PM	#77
McJuicy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 8,786	tell your mom I'll trade her this beautiful nickel for a shitty dime
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08-18-2008, 07:44 PM	#79
McJuicy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 8,786	Also Emovie your mom enjoys a foot on her face while getting boned in the ass
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08-20-2008, 01:18 PM	#86
McJuicy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 8,786	She'll catch my virus
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08-20-2008, 11:14 PM	#90
Bowman Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 613	I didn't realize Nokes was Emovie. This explains why he was trying to scam us & get info about our moms in order to promote his own sick goals, which may or may not include a kitchen equipment pyramid scheme. Good thing Harris saw through it.
Bowman Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 613

08-21-2008, 02:30 AM	#91
Nokes Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,375	or it's almost a parody of "post about your dad"
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08-18-2008, 07:00 PM	#76
James Burgon Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 8,689	what a dumb broad.

08-18-2008, 07:12 PM	#78
Dick Harris Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,503	I agree completely about the show of decency by Ben Rice, Nokes. It's completely the opposite to how i'd treat your mother. I'd round her and her midget side of your family into one room - and demand she enter. Then i'd strip her off completely, and tie her down to her bed after smacking her across the jaw a couple of times - before ordering her family to consecutively dump all over her fucking lips and tits. Then I'd bind her with ropes, before dragging your pathetic emo carcass into the room, while you watch me empty a bladder full of alcohol and PISS all over her face to revive her. Then, as you cry and cry and cry in the corner, I'd get one of the midgets to hold your gaze on her as I sliced her labia off with grandma's fucking pizza scissors before making her eat them, combined with the shit and piss already on her face. Then I'd put a nodder on and fuck the living crap out of her, before spitting on her and placing the condom nicely onto your brow, as she weeps. Pics pls?

08-18-2008, 07:45 PM	#80
Nick The Almighty Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 3,909	jesus. christ.

08-19-2008, 07:34 AM	#82
Scatterbrain Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 8,564	fucking hell, Dick

08-19-2008, 03:33 PM	#84
Nick The Almighty Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 3,909	and if so.. does she upload all the way?

08-20-2008, 11:56 AM	#85
Dick Harris Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,503	I'll make her download. DOWN MY LOAD.

08-20-2008, 04:04 PM	#87
Allergic 2 Life Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,459	This thread is classic!

08-20-2008, 04:25 PM	#88
Nick The Almighty Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 3,909	you're mother encourages pop-ups

08-20-2008, 10:12 PM	#89
Dick Harris Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,503	His mother encourages what's coming to her.

08-21-2008, 03:21 AM	#92
Dr Ashworth Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 2,302	Nokes, can you at least give us a textual description of what your mom's vag looks like and maybe even what it felt like to have your entire body oscillate in and out of it?

08-21-2008, 05:20 AM	#93
Dick Harris Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,503	Nokes, can you give a running commentary on youtube as your mother inserts several items, one at a time, into herself - including maybe a relative.