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Deadstar · 07-26-2008, 04:53 AM

My dad was stabbed to death by my mum because of a pasty.

True story.

Lord Blazer · 07-26-2008, 04:56 AM

A Pasty?

Or a Pastie?

Deadstar · 07-26-2008, 04:59 AM

Anthropophagus · 07-26-2008, 07:04 AM

My dad is Earth's end boss.

Anthropophagus · 07-26-2008, 07:05 AM

My dad once played keyboard in a prominent black metal group.

Beast · 07-26-2008, 07:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Allergic 2 Life

well theres your problem

Hahahahah I really hope that was a Mythbusters quote.

Opheox · 07-26-2008, 01:34 PM

I have two dads

Bobby Swisha · 07-26-2008, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andres

Dude, those stories fucking sucked.

I liked them, especially the first one. Why do you have to be such a dick? I bet you don't even have a dad.

Dave Miles · 07-26-2008, 05:29 PM

My dad was a cop for 20 years. I only found out fairly recently that he was forced to retire because he looked into my moms boyfriends police record, and found out that he had done some pretty horrible shit. He warned my mom about it and she got really upset and tried to get him fired.

He's a pretty emotional guy, i've seen him cry quite a few times.

He's obsessed with jogging/running.

Gets a lot of fairly attactive women, even though he's not particularly handsome or anything.

I am jealous of how well my dad can tell a story. I try and retell his stories sometimes and fail.

Melrose Let Down · 07-26-2008, 06:15 PM

My Dad flew from San Diego to Colorado to hang out with a Woman he met on E-harmony. He took her to the swap meet. Things didn't work out.

Kobushi · 07-27-2008, 04:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by James McCloud

"no, you're not a SCAB. you're just fucking stupid."

"well alright then"

aahahaha business studies.

Notch Johnson · 06:03 AM

my dad's first name is "King". pretty fuckin bad ass

but it must be a pain in the ass for him because without fail every time he introduces himself he has to spell out his name, then respond to the same comments and questions he's heard the entire 47 years he's been on this planet.

Domicile Destructo · 07-27-2008, 10:20 AM

It takes three police officers, plus another with a rifle to restrain my father. Ownage.

Allergic 2 Life · 07-27-2008, 11:04 AM

andres is my father

Opheox · 07-27-2008, 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miles Johnson

my dad's first name is "King". pretty fuckin bad ass

but it must be a pain in the ass for him because without fail every time he introduces himself he has to spell out his name, then respond to the same comments and questions he's heard the entire 47 years he's been on this planet.

Dick Harris · 07-27-2008, 02:59 PM

My dad is in the carribean I WAS BORN OUT OF RAPES.

Knueller · 07-28-2008, 06:41 PM

k i got one.

I was about 5 or 6, and my dad once took me to the river and was describing how if something happened to me like if I floated down the river my mom was going to "put his balls in a blender and set it to grind". Even then I knew how emotional my mom was and I believed him. I didn't talk to my mom much for the next couple weeks.

07-26-2008, 04:53 AM	#101
Deadstar Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 1,921	My dad was stabbed to death by my mum because of a pasty. True story.
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07-26-2008, 01:34 PM	#107
Opheox Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 3,513	I have two dads
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07-27-2008, 05:44 AM	#112
Notch Johnson Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 4,503	my dad's first name is "King". pretty fuckin bad ass but it must be a pain in the ass for him because without fail every time he introduces himself he has to spell out his name, then respond to the same comments and questions he's heard the entire 47 years he's been on this planet.
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07-28-2008, 06:41 PM	#117
Knueller Banned Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 58	k i got one. I was about 5 or 6, and my dad once took me to the river and was describing how if something happened to me like if I floated down the river my mom was going to "put his balls in a blender and set it to grind". Even then I knew how emotional my mom was and I believed him. I didn't talk to my mom much for the next couple weeks.
Knueller Banned Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 58

07-26-2008, 04:56 AM	#102
Lord Blazer Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 16,879	A Pasty? Or a Pastie?

07-26-2008, 07:04 AM	#104
Anthropophagus Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,997	My dad is Earth's end boss.

07-26-2008, 07:05 AM	#105
Anthropophagus Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,997	My dad once played keyboard in a prominent black metal group.

07-26-2008, 05:29 PM	#109
Dave Miles Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,236	My dad was a cop for 20 years. I only found out fairly recently that he was forced to retire because he looked into my moms boyfriends police record, and found out that he had done some pretty horrible shit. He warned my mom about it and she got really upset and tried to get him fired. He's a pretty emotional guy, i've seen him cry quite a few times. He's obsessed with jogging/running. Gets a lot of fairly attactive women, even though he's not particularly handsome or anything. I am jealous of how well my dad can tell a story. I try and retell his stories sometimes and fail.

07-26-2008, 06:15 PM	#110
Melrose Let Down Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,566	My Dad flew from San Diego to Colorado to hang out with a Woman he met on E-harmony. He took her to the swap meet. Things didn't work out.

07-27-2008, 10:20 AM	#113
Domicile Destructo Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 7,405	It takes three police officers, plus another with a rifle to restrain my father. Ownage.

07-27-2008, 11:04 AM	#114
Allergic 2 Life Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,459	andres is my father

07-27-2008, 02:59 PM	#116
Dick Harris Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,503	My dad is in the carribean I WAS BORN OUT OF RAPES.