Pickup lines that never fail, by Flounder. (add your own) - Page 2

Slade · 05-09-2008, 05:46 PM

hooo we got a fighter

NearHi · 05-09-2008, 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gilzenan

flounder

it's not working!

It wasn't the line, it was your tone. Flounder said it: It's an ART.

Notch Johnson · 05-09-2008, 06:09 PM

fancy a fuck?

Air Rick · 05-09-2008, 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kyle Magocs

"I have money"

alternatively, "can i buy you a house"

Bowman · 05-09-2008, 09:54 PM

Why would I need pickup lines with this gigantic penis?

NearHi · 05-09-2008, 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eric Ryan

alternatively, "can i buy you a house"

I picture a bloke with, instead of a boquet of flowers, a bundle of houses on sticks.... I dunno... it's comical im my head...

Slade · 05-09-2008, 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowman

Why would I need pickup lines with this gigantic penis?

Because you're really, really ugly.

I jest.

Michael Sandford · 05-10-2008, 02:04 AM

Nokes · 05-10-2008, 05:09 AM

i've tried all of them, they don't work so well, sc'ept for thr bitchy, slutty, skanky preps

Pizza The Hut · 05-10-2008, 08:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slade

Because you're really, really ugly.

I jest.

Surely you jest.

He's really, really, REALLY fucking ugly.

Jaymond · 05-10-2008, 03:43 PM

* comes up to flounder *

i-. please write more. j-. just lay down on that keyboard and tap out some more please.

you're a god

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05-10-2008, 05:09 AM	#34
Nokes Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,375	i've tried all of them, they don't work so well, sc'ept for thr bitchy, slutty, skanky preps
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05-10-2008, 03:43 PM	#36
Jaymond Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 17,508	* comes up to flounder * i-. please write more. j-. just lay down on that keyboard and tap out some more please. you're a god
Jaymond Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 17,508	i secretly hate all of these fuckin' nerd-ball losers. but not you ; - )

05-09-2008, 06:09 PM	#28
Notch Johnson Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 4,503	fancy a fuck?