Pickup lines that never fail, by Flounder. (add your own)

Flounder · 05-07-2008, 06:04 AM

1.) You look like a CAKE, baby. Like a fucking beautiful-ass cake that I just wanna FUCK. Let me FUCK THAT CAKE. Mffff, girl you don't even KNOW.

2.) I'd fuck that face until the sun comes up, baby. I don't give a FUCK. MFFF, goddamn girl you don't even KNOW.

3.) Girl, what kinda panties you got on? LOOK and then tell me, I know you already know but LOOK first. When can I hit it? MFFFF GIRL YOU DONT EVE-AHHHHH FUCK

4.) Feed me like a baby! Let me suck on your titties, can you milk? MFFFF GIRL OH MY GAHHHHHARRRR

5.) LET ME JUST FUCK IT.

6.) EVER BEEN POWERFUCKED? YOU THE KINDA SLUT THAT'LL LET A NIGGA JUST RAPE THAT SHIT.

It's like an art. Most guys are too uptight to just fucking SAY IT. Y'know? Just EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANNA DO TO HER AT THE VERY SECOND and just blurt it the fuck out. Just nyaAAAAAARGH LET ME FUCK SOME OF THAT FACE. Don't be afraid, just SAY IT. She'll be into it if you're sincere.

Crazy Ivan · 05-07-2008, 07:36 AM

I can guarantee that these lines all work

Dr Ashworth · 05-07-2008, 08:58 AM

Tried #5, and we're going bowling tomorrow. Thanks Flounder!

Demented Ferret · 05-07-2008, 09:24 AM

Frequent user of #6, can vouch for its success.

Damage Jackal · 05-07-2008, 04:18 PM

number 2 has had me fucking many a face

Allergic 2 Life · 05-07-2008, 04:31 PM

hahah these rule

AnA BaNaNa · 05-07-2008, 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flounder

3.) Girl, what kinda panties you got on? LOOK and then tell me, I know you already know but LOOK first. When can I hit it? MFFFF GIRL YOU DONT EVE-AHHHHH FUCK

are you fucking kidding me?

Raz · 05-07-2008, 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AnA BaNaNa

are you fucking kidding me?

LET ME JUST FUCK IT.

AnA BaNaNa · 05-07-2008, 06:04 PM

hahahahahahahhahahah... oh boy..

Slade · 05-07-2008, 07:38 PM

mffff, girl you dont even know anything

did i do it right?

bl0ppin · 05-07-2008, 07:59 PM

The one that always works for me is taking off your belt and saying:

"We can do this the easy way, or the hard way"

Bobby Swisha · 05-07-2008, 08:23 PM

"hey baby, I post on 3dmm.com"

Breed · 05-07-2008, 08:52 PM

.cum*

Raz · 05-07-2008, 11:01 PM

free me ram ram butt cum

well, it's better than cool 3dmm shit

Deano · 05-08-2008, 11:37 PM

This one worked for me you guys
'Will you marry me'

Lord Blazer · 05-08-2008, 11:38 PM

"I have money"

Dr Ashworth · 05-09-2008, 05:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kyle Magocs

"I have money"

I've heard this one works pretty well.

Shaun · 05-09-2008, 09:01 AM

the best way to get girls (especially hot girls) is to knock them down a few pegs. Let them know you won't let just anyone suck your dick for $10 for gas to drive to her place.

"hey sugar, did you know the goddess of fertility has like 27 boobs? How many do you have.. oh, only two? Keep walking."

AnA BaNaNa · 05-09-2008, 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deano

This one worked for me you guys
'Will you marry me'

that's just adorable

NearHi · 05-09-2008, 03:41 PM

Ana, you know you want my banana. You Don't Even KNOW, GURL!

AnA BaNaNa · 05-09-2008, 04:41 PM

I suppose me being the only girl posting in this thread makes me the victim of these vicious so called pickup lines. huh huh

Raz · 05-09-2008, 04:44 PM

EVER BEEN POWERFUCKED? YOU THE KINDA SLUT THAT'LL LET A NIGGA JUST RAPE THAT SHIT.

NearHi · 05-09-2008, 04:46 PM

YOU

DON'T

EVEN

KNOW

!

AnA BaNaNa · 05-09-2008, 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gilzenan

EVER BEEN POWERFUCKED? YOU THE KINDA SLUT THAT'LL LET A NIGGA JUST RAPE THAT SHIT.

I bet YOU'RE the kinda guy who CAN'T beat that shit, or rape at all.

Raz · 05-09-2008, 04:53 PM

flounder

it's not working!

05-07-2008, 06:04 AM	#1
Flounder Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 6,510	Pickup lines that never fail, by Flounder. (add your own) 1.) You look like a CAKE, baby. Like a fucking beautiful-ass cake that I just wanna FUCK. Let me FUCK THAT CAKE. Mffff, girl you don't even KNOW. 2.) I'd fuck that face until the sun comes up, baby. I don't give a FUCK. MFFF, goddamn girl you don't even KNOW. 3.) Girl, what kinda panties you got on? LOOK and then tell me, I know you already know but LOOK first. When can I hit it? MFFFF GIRL YOU DONT EVE-AHHHHH FUCK 4.) Feed me like a baby! Let me suck on your titties, can you milk? MFFFF GIRL OH MY GAHHHHHARRRR 5.) LET ME JUST FUCK IT. 6.) EVER BEEN POWERFUCKED? YOU THE KINDA SLUT THAT'LL LET A NIGGA JUST RAPE THAT SHIT. It's like an art. Most guys are too uptight to just fucking SAY IT. Y'know? Just EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANNA DO TO HER AT THE VERY SECOND and just blurt it the fuck out. Just nyaAAAAAARGH LET ME FUCK SOME OF THAT FACE. Don't be afraid, just SAY IT. She'll be into it if you're sincere.
Flounder Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 6,510

05-07-2008, 06:04 PM	#9
AnA BaNaNa Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 166	hahahahahahahhahahah... oh boy..
AnA BaNaNa Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 166

05-07-2008, 07:38 PM	#10
Slade Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,390	mffff, girl you dont even know anything did i do it right?
Slade Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,390

05-07-2008, 07:59 PM	#11
bl0ppin Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 4,644	The one that always works for me is taking off your belt and saying: "We can do this the easy way, or the hard way"
bl0ppin Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 4,644

05-07-2008, 08:52 PM	#13
Breed Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 7,768	.cum*
Breed Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 7,768

05-07-2008, 07:36 AM	#2
Crazy Ivan Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 9,462	I can guarantee that these lines all work

05-07-2008, 08:58 AM	#3
Dr Ashworth Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 2,302	Tried #5, and we're going bowling tomorrow. Thanks Flounder!

05-07-2008, 09:24 AM	#4
Demented Ferret Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 16,248	Frequent user of #6, can vouch for its success.

05-07-2008, 04:18 PM	#5
Damage Jackal Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 18,523	number 2 has had me fucking many a face

05-07-2008, 04:31 PM	#6
Allergic 2 Life Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,459	hahah these rule

05-07-2008, 08:23 PM	#12
Bobby Swisha Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 46,012	"hey baby, I post on 3dmm.com"

05-07-2008, 11:01 PM	#14
Raz Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,485	free me ram ram butt cum well, it's better than cool 3dmm shit
Raz Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,485

05-08-2008, 11:37 PM	#15
Deano Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 9,819	This one worked for me you guys 'Will you marry me'
Deano Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 9,819

05-08-2008, 11:38 PM	#16
Lord Blazer Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 16,879	"I have money"

05-09-2008, 09:01 AM	#18
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881	the best way to get girls (especially hot girls) is to knock them down a few pegs. Let them know you won't let just anyone suck your dick for $10 for gas to drive to her place. "hey sugar, did you know the goddess of fertility has like 27 boobs? How many do you have.. oh, only two? Keep walking."
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881

05-09-2008, 03:41 PM	#20
NearHi Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,483	Ana, you know you want my banana. You Don't Even KNOW, GURL!
NearHi Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,483

05-09-2008, 04:41 PM	#21
AnA BaNaNa Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 166	I suppose me being the only girl posting in this thread makes me the victim of these vicious so called pickup lines. huh huh
AnA BaNaNa Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 166

05-09-2008, 04:44 PM	#22
Raz Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,485	EVER BEEN POWERFUCKED? YOU THE KINDA SLUT THAT'LL LET A NIGGA JUST RAPE THAT SHIT.
Raz Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,485

05-09-2008, 04:46 PM	#23
NearHi Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,483	YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW !
NearHi Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,483

05-09-2008, 04:53 PM	#25
Raz Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,485	flounder it's not working!
Raz Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,485