Cal Flavell Quote Graveyard - Page 4

Raz · 09-23-2007, 11:45 PM

actually , i just found it funny because the entire thread so far had been extremely uncool quotations. i don't really care about you.

Jaymond · 09-24-2007, 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HMC

Indeed. They're all basically the same, but 3 is the best.

Also, this thread rules.

Oh my gaagh the creeptache!

Kale Monster · 09-27-2007, 01:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cal Flavell

Bought more Iron Maiden tickets, this time floor tickets to the second show. All up that's about $500 spent to see this band, lol. But they're worth it.

Andres · 09-27-2007, 08:28 PM

nothing's gonna top the "all i want is my kids to be cool and like good music" shit, what kind of abhorrent parent would ever give a shit about his kid's taste in music.

Zaquis · 09-28-2007, 10:19 AM

I think we all know the answer to that.

I imagine his child becoming a licensed surgeon, winning several awards, and saving the President from heart failure, and Cal hangs his head in shame and shuns his child because he is the complete opposite of every single aspect that makes up Callum Flavell, and his excuse is "he isn't cool and likes bad music"

Zaquis · 09-28-2007, 10:19 AM

ps cal told me once over msn that he only has one testicle but is very embarrassed about it

Jaymond · 09-28-2007, 11:13 AM

* stands up in the court *

no. i have one testicle.

Dick Harris · 09-28-2007, 11:47 AM

* bangs hammer *

SUSTAINED

* tickles Jaymond's testicle *

Lord Trasher · 09-28-2007, 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jaymond

* stands up in the court *

no. i have one testicle.

what, you have righty while cal has lefty?

Jaymond · 09-28-2007, 02:00 PM

it was my a feeble attempt at a spartacus joke

Zaquis · 09-28-2007, 09:27 PM

No I'm not joking

Raz · 09-29-2007, 12:00 AM

i doubt he cares, 7 orgasms and that.

Jaymond · 09-29-2007, 01:34 AM

hahha true. jesus imagine if he had two?
could any girl withstand 14 orgasms in a session of Cal!

Bowman · 09-29-2007, 02:02 AM

If your testicles are giving girls orgasms, you're probably using them wrong.

Shaun · 09-29-2007, 02:30 AM

sounds pretty right to me

Pizza The Hut · 09-29-2007, 04:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowman

If your testicles are giving girls orgasms, you're probably using them wrong.

I'm soaking in the insight.

Aaron Haynes · 09-29-2007, 04:29 AM

This whole goddamn thread makes me smile.

09-23-2007, 11:45 PM	#76
Raz Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,485	actually , i just found it funny because the entire thread so far had been extremely uncool quotations. i don't really care about you.
Raz Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,485

09-27-2007, 08:28 PM	#79
Andres Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,797	nothing's gonna top the "all i want is my kids to be cool and like good music" shit, what kind of abhorrent parent would ever give a shit about his kid's taste in music.
Andres Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,797

09-28-2007, 10:19 AM	#80
Zaquis Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 15,583	I think we all know the answer to that. I imagine his child becoming a licensed surgeon, winning several awards, and saving the President from heart failure, and Cal hangs his head in shame and shuns his child because he is the complete opposite of every single aspect that makes up Callum Flavell, and his excuse is "he isn't cool and likes bad music"
Zaquis Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 15,583

09-28-2007, 10:19 AM	#81
Zaquis Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 15,583	ps cal told me once over msn that he only has one testicle but is very embarrassed about it
Zaquis Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 15,583

09-28-2007, 11:13 AM	#82
Jaymond Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 17,508	* stands up in the court * no. i have one testicle.
Jaymond Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 17,508	i secretly hate all of these fuckin' nerd-ball losers. but not you ; - )

09-28-2007, 11:47 AM	#83
Dick Harris Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,503	* bangs hammer * SUSTAINED * tickles Jaymond's testicle *

09-28-2007, 02:00 PM	#85
Jaymond Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 17,508	it was my a feeble attempt at a spartacus joke
Jaymond Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 17,508	i secretly hate all of these fuckin' nerd-ball losers. but not you ; - )

09-28-2007, 09:27 PM	#86
Zaquis Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 15,583	No I'm not joking
Zaquis Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 15,583

09-29-2007, 12:00 AM	#87
Raz Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,485	i doubt he cares, 7 orgasms and that.
Raz Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,485

09-29-2007, 01:34 AM	#88
Jaymond Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 17,508	hahha true. jesus imagine if he had two? could any girl withstand 14 orgasms in a session of Cal!
Jaymond Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 17,508	i secretly hate all of these fuckin' nerd-ball losers. but not you ; - )

09-29-2007, 02:02 AM	#89
Bowman Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 613	If your testicles are giving girls orgasms, you're probably using them wrong.
Bowman Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 613

09-29-2007, 02:30 AM	#90
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881	sounds pretty right to me
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881

09-29-2007, 04:29 AM	#92
Aaron Haynes Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 15,125	This whole goddamn thread makes me smile.