Andres is really untalented. - Page 2

Fat Puppy · 01-03-2003, 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bongo Bridge
I have yet to see anything by "Fester Freelance," and therefore I strongly suspect that his skill is not comparable to Andres de la Hoz's.

BWAHAHAH, what a fucking retard. Ever heard of Sgt. Steve?

Bongo Bridge · 01-03-2003, 09:57 PM

Yes, excellent film, but I seem to recall it was made by Jason Ruiz.

And please do not use insults such as "****ing retard."

Klown · 01-03-2003, 10:01 PM

Fester = Jason

You retarded motherfucker you... OMG I FUCKING SWORE AT YOU! DONT FUCKING CRY

Fuck fuck etc

Bongo Bridge · 01-03-2003, 10:09 PM

Ah, I did not realize that.

This bulletin board is poorly moderated.

Klown · 01-03-2003, 10:13 PM

We are allowed to swear here jackoff. I suggest you leave if you can't stand the heat

Bongo Bridge · 01-03-2003, 10:15 PM

I am surprised that this board gets any new members at all...

Klown · 01-03-2003, 10:16 PM

Yeah me too!1111111
Seriously this isnt one of those pussy boards where you get a ban for 'flaming' this is free, pure and almost unrestricted chat

Morfolk · 01-03-2003, 10:43 PM

shut up crappy klown, bongo Bridge rules! I love the way he talks, he sounds so..... professional....

Klown · 01-03-2003, 10:50 PM

... Yet is scarred by bad language ^_^

James Burgon · 01-04-2003, 01:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bongo Bridge
Ah, I did not realize that.

This bulletin board is poorly moderated.

Yep, 'cause how did a pussy like you got through the 'doors'?

Bongo Bridge · 01-04-2003, 02:06 AM

Seeing that this is apparently the standard welcome around here, I suppose I must adapt to it. It is quite unfortunate that a person new to 3D Movie Maker can not come to this site and learn the application and ask questions without being flamed and insulted. If you want to turn the "annoying newbies" of today into the Gorosaurus's and Redwampas of tomorrow, I strongly suggest that you change your approach toward new members.

That being said, I still disagree that Andres de la Hoz is, as you say, untalented, although I must agree that Fester Freelance is also a very skilled and experienced director, I found Sergeant Steve to be very humorous, if somewhat crude.

Tuffe John · 01-04-2003, 02:25 AM

There are some of us that tries to be nice and help everyone.

Bongo Bridge · 01-04-2003, 02:36 AM

I realize that, but because so many members have a very hostile attitude toward new forumers - often for no reason other than "they're stupid" or "they're annoying" - that many directors who may have otherwise become very skilled are scared off.

Fat Puppy · 01-04-2003, 02:46 AM

I agree with you there, but we have grown to not trust newbies, for they are usually the ones that spam or are incredibly annoying. You seem ok, but you shouldn't open your... well, hands, unless you know what you are talking about.

Tuffe John · 01-04-2003, 03:45 AM

The older members spam alot more then the new, and alot more pointless spam.

Klown · 01-04-2003, 08:39 AM

Dude its not cuz yer new its cuz you are annoyed by swearing.

Andres · 01-04-2003, 01:57 PM

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Originally posted by Izak MD
for the icing on the cake, Dead Heart in a Dead World was in letterbox, which is just completely retarded and amateurish. I'm really surprised that anyone in 3dmm who isn't completely new uses that shit.

That is just about the most illogical thing I have heard in my fucking life. Stanley Kubrick must have been thinking amateurishly in 2001:ASO; I mean, god forbid he uses 2.35:1.

And this is about the 10,000 time I've seen you utter this dumb comment, so I'm stopping the belief that it was one of your "jokes", the ones in which you randomly and without any sort of comedy insult someone or make a blatantly retarded statement, then saying "i'm just kidding", while everyone just looks around, trying desperately to find something actually funny to cling to.

Demented Ferret · 01-04-2003, 02:13 PM

I agree 2.35:1 IS a more pleasant format to view a 3d movie, even if it IS cutting off other footage, which is probably not intended to be viewed by the director anyway...

Remeber - THE DIRECTOR is the DIRECTOR
THE AUDIENCE - CAN SHUT THE HELL UP IF THEY DON'T LIKE IT.

Yup...

Izak MD · 01-05-2003, 05:19 AM

Actually, Andres, I do believe Stanley Kubrick is an awful director.

With the exception of Dr. Strangelove and his adaption of the Shining, everything I've seen by him is complete, pure and pathetic pseudo-intellectual artsy new-age bullshit.

And, by the way, I wasn't kidding. I seriously think you're bad at directing and that you're a huge hypocrite. I know, I know. It's hard being so pretentious as to believe that someone could seriously think you suck (which is why you're deluding yourself into believing that I'm joking)... I'm sorry to intrude on the personal bubble you've obviously built around yourself.

And, oh, it's cute how you're comparing yourself to Stanley Kubrick, considering you're playing a children's game, wowing 13-year-olds at your marvelous mouse-clicking ability, and he actually did something intelligent.
Kubrick tricked millions of idiotic teenagers into thinking that he was some sort of genius with a socially conscious artistic vision. You, however, make pathetic rock operas with no intent or meaning, and I think it's time that someone knocked you off of this cloud you've put yourself on that tells you you've actually accomplished something. The next time you tell yourself that you don't care what I, a person what fairly decent intelligence says, because so many people think you're hot shit, let me remind you of how everybody thought that Anthony Boyle was some sort of progressive muckraker after Tanked Society came out... and he intentionally made it as a joke! You, however, were serious when you announced plans to make a fucking metal musical based on Tolkkien novels. You, my friend, were serious when you spelled "Asylum" with two S's. You, Andres De La Hoz, were serious when you decided to change your first name to "Andrez," because it's supposed to be cool. You, pal, were serious when you made two music videos: one for a Perfect Circle song, and one for a Blink 182 song. You, my strange Colombian friend, were serious when you released Mask of Rage and actually voiced yourself as the killer. You, you fucking egomaniac, released A Call To Arms, which had some of the most idiotic dialogue I've heard in a 3dmm movie. So, there you go, everything you've made is of sub-par quality, and it's a wonder that you have any friends at all.

You're overrated... and you're lame. Accept it.

The Chinese Jew · 01-05-2003, 05:43 AM

I'm still shocked that Andres made a blink 182 video.

Flounder · 01-05-2003, 09:16 AM

gentlemen......may I remind you that the time you spend arguing over who's the better director COULD be spent.......oh, I dunno, maybe making a movie or something.

...........nah.....

Melrose Let Down · 01-05-2003, 10:21 AM

bongo, some people are jerks. Give it some time and you will figure people out and how they act. Some people are cool though... *points to self and Zygar*

Anyways, i think andres, although he acts like a shriveled penis, is a pretty good director. I liked DHIADW, but i've never seen anything good, other than that, from him. Too bad we wont be seeing LOTF.

Klown · 01-05-2003, 10:58 AM

Im such a jerk

Andres · 01-05-2003, 03:15 PM

Well, you seem to believe that using a popular director as an example means I'm him. hmmm...

The example illustrates my point: A comment about letterboxing is pathetic, idiotic, and doesn't even make any sort of sense whatsoever. Next time I'll use McG, don't worry.

Changed my name to Andrez? Explain yourself. Because, as far as I can remember, the use of the name AndrezDeLaHoz was because of the fact that I had already registered AndresDeLaHoz and lost the password, which would seem fairly obvious considering there isn't one single movie or post by me in which I refer to myself as Andrez. But hmmm... I digress.

Asylum with 2 S's. Yes, I admit it. Abominable spelling mistake. 12 years old. Your point?

Blink 182. 12 years old. Your point?

You disliked ACTA. Ohhh. Wow. I'm so offended. I'm going to just throw out the overwhelming majority of positive comments I got for it and take you as an authority. I mean, after all, the brilliant director of BY THE WATERS OF BABYLON should now.

And amazingly, you accuse ME of being pretentious. You released that hunk of pseudo-artistic crap.

You disliked TMOR. Wow. I'm so offended. Wow. I voiced the bad guy because I wanted to release it in time for it to get awards, which it did. Wow. I mean seriously, fucking wow. I'm going to start a fuss over the movie even though it's 2 years old and already did what it had to do.

Seriously. Fucking wow.

Of course, I could make a silly reversal and attack your legacy, but there's none. just a pseudo-artistic piece of shit and a bunch of atrocious joke movies made with a fake name. Be proud. Be very, very proud.

Evan · 01-05-2003, 07:17 PM

Izak. What the FUCK is so special about you anyways? What was that long boring peice of shit you made? By The Waters of Babylon.
You have no fucking room to talk about who is good and who sucks since you haven't made anything remotley enjoyable.

01-03-2003, 09:57 PM	#27
Bongo Bridge Banned Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 158	Yes, excellent film, but I seem to recall it was made by Jason Ruiz. And please do not use insults such as "****ing retard."
Bongo Bridge Banned Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 158

01-03-2003, 10:01 PM	#28
Klown Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,640	Fester = Jason You retarded motherfucker you... OMG I FUCKING SWORE AT YOU! DONT FUCKING CRY Fuck fuck etc
Klown Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,640

01-03-2003, 10:09 PM	#29
Bongo Bridge Banned Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 158	Ah, I did not realize that. This bulletin board is poorly moderated.
Bongo Bridge Banned Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 158

01-03-2003, 10:13 PM	#30
Klown Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,640	We are allowed to swear here jackoff. I suggest you leave if you can't stand the heat
Klown Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,640

01-03-2003, 10:15 PM	#31
Bongo Bridge Banned Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 158	I am surprised that this board gets any new members at all...
Bongo Bridge Banned Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 158

01-03-2003, 10:16 PM	#32
Klown Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,640	Yeah me too!1111111 Seriously this isnt one of those pussy boards where you get a ban for 'flaming' this is free, pure and almost unrestricted chat
Klown Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,640

01-03-2003, 10:43 PM	#33
Morfolk Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 3,105	shut up crappy klown, bongo Bridge rules! I love the way he talks, he sounds so..... professional....
Morfolk Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 3,105

01-03-2003, 10:50 PM	#34
Klown Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,640	... Yet is scarred by bad language ^_^
Klown Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,640

01-04-2003, 02:06 AM	#36
Bongo Bridge Banned Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 158	Seeing that this is apparently the standard welcome around here, I suppose I must adapt to it. It is quite unfortunate that a person new to 3D Movie Maker can not come to this site and learn the application and ask questions without being flamed and insulted. If you want to turn the "annoying newbies" of today into the Gorosaurus's and Redwampas of tomorrow, I strongly suggest that you change your approach toward new members. That being said, I still disagree that Andres de la Hoz is, as you say, untalented, although I must agree that Fester Freelance is also a very skilled and experienced director, I found Sergeant Steve to be very humorous, if somewhat crude.
Bongo Bridge Banned Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 158

01-04-2003, 02:25 AM	#37
Tuffe John Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 2,825	There are some of us that tries to be nice and help everyone.

01-04-2003, 02:36 AM	#38
Bongo Bridge Banned Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 158	I realize that, but because so many members have a very hostile attitude toward new forumers - often for no reason other than "they're stupid" or "they're annoying" - that many directors who may have otherwise become very skilled are scared off.
Bongo Bridge Banned Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 158

01-04-2003, 02:46 AM	#39
Fat Puppy Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 6,824	I agree with you there, but we have grown to not trust newbies, for they are usually the ones that spam or are incredibly annoying. You seem ok, but you shouldn't open your... well, hands, unless you know what you are talking about.
Fat Puppy Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 6,824

01-04-2003, 03:45 AM	#40
Tuffe John Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 2,825	The older members spam alot more then the new, and alot more pointless spam.

01-04-2003, 08:39 AM	#41
Klown Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,640	Dude its not cuz yer new its cuz you are annoyed by swearing.
Klown Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,640

01-04-2003, 02:13 PM	#43
Demented Ferret Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 16,248	I agree 2.35:1 IS a more pleasant format to view a 3d movie, even if it IS cutting off other footage, which is probably not intended to be viewed by the director anyway... Remeber - THE DIRECTOR is the DIRECTOR THE AUDIENCE - CAN SHUT THE HELL UP IF THEY DON'T LIKE IT. Yup...

01-05-2003, 05:19 AM	#44
Izak MD Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 8,877	Actually, Andres, I do believe Stanley Kubrick is an awful director. With the exception of Dr. Strangelove and his adaption of the Shining, everything I've seen by him is complete, pure and pathetic pseudo-intellectual artsy new-age bullshit. And, by the way, I wasn't kidding. I seriously think you're bad at directing and that you're a huge hypocrite. I know, I know. It's hard being so pretentious as to believe that someone could seriously think you suck (which is why you're deluding yourself into believing that I'm joking)... I'm sorry to intrude on the personal bubble you've obviously built around yourself. And, oh, it's cute how you're comparing yourself to Stanley Kubrick, considering you're playing a children's game, wowing 13-year-olds at your marvelous mouse-clicking ability, and he actually did something intelligent. Kubrick tricked millions of idiotic teenagers into thinking that he was some sort of genius with a socially conscious artistic vision. You, however, make pathetic rock operas with no intent or meaning, and I think it's time that someone knocked you off of this cloud you've put yourself on that tells you you've actually accomplished something. The next time you tell yourself that you don't care what I, a person what fairly decent intelligence says, because so many people think you're hot shit, let me remind you of how everybody thought that Anthony Boyle was some sort of progressive muckraker after Tanked Society came out... and he intentionally made it as a joke! You, however, were serious when you announced plans to make a fucking metal musical based on Tolkkien novels. You, my friend, were serious when you spelled "Asylum" with two S's. You, Andres De La Hoz, were serious when you decided to change your first name to "Andrez," because it's supposed to be cool. You, pal, were serious when you made two music videos: one for a Perfect Circle song, and one for a Blink 182 song. You, my strange Colombian friend, were serious when you released Mask of Rage and actually voiced yourself as the killer. You, you fucking egomaniac, released A Call To Arms, which had some of the most idiotic dialogue I've heard in a 3dmm movie. So, there you go, everything you've made is of sub-par quality, and it's a wonder that you have any friends at all. You're overrated... and you're lame. Accept it.
Izak MD Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 8,877

01-05-2003, 05:43 AM	#45
The Chinese Jew Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 14,225	I'm still shocked that Andres made a blink 182 video.

01-05-2003, 09:16 AM	#46
Flounder Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 6,510	gentlemen......may I remind you that the time you spend arguing over who's the better director COULD be spent.......oh, I dunno, maybe making a movie or something. ...........nah.....
Flounder Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 6,510

01-05-2003, 10:21 AM	#47
Melrose Let Down Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,566	bongo, some people are jerks. Give it some time and you will figure people out and how they act. Some people are cool though... points to self and Zygar Anyways, i think andres, although he acts like a shriveled penis, is a pretty good director. I liked DHIADW, but i've never seen anything good, other than that, from him. Too bad we wont be seeing LOTF.

01-05-2003, 10:58 AM	#48
Klown Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,640	Im such a jerk
Klown Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,640

01-05-2003, 03:15 PM	#49
Andres Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,797	Well, you seem to believe that using a popular director as an example means I'm him. hmmm... The example illustrates my point: A comment about letterboxing is pathetic, idiotic, and doesn't even make any sort of sense whatsoever. Next time I'll use McG, don't worry. Changed my name to Andrez? Explain yourself. Because, as far as I can remember, the use of the name AndrezDeLaHoz was because of the fact that I had already registered AndresDeLaHoz and lost the password, which would seem fairly obvious considering there isn't one single movie or post by me in which I refer to myself as Andrez. But hmmm... I digress. Asylum with 2 S's. Yes, I admit it. Abominable spelling mistake. 12 years old. Your point? Blink 182. 12 years old. Your point? You disliked ACTA. Ohhh. Wow. I'm so offended. I'm going to just throw out the overwhelming majority of positive comments I got for it and take you as an authority. I mean, after all, the brilliant director of BY THE WATERS OF BABYLON should now. And amazingly, you accuse ME of being pretentious. You released that hunk of pseudo-artistic crap. You disliked TMOR. Wow. I'm so offended. Wow. I voiced the bad guy because I wanted to release it in time for it to get awards, which it did. Wow. I mean seriously, fucking wow. I'm going to start a fuss over the movie even though it's 2 years old and already did what it had to do. Seriously. Fucking wow. Of course, I could make a silly reversal and attack your legacy, but there's none. just a pseudo-artistic piece of shit and a bunch of atrocious joke movies made with a fake name. Be proud. Be very, very proud.
Andres Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,797

01-05-2003, 07:17 PM	#50
Evan Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,819	Izak. What the FUCK is so special about you anyways? What was that long boring peice of shit you made? By The Waters of Babylon. You have no fucking room to talk about who is good and who sucks since you haven't made anything remotley enjoyable.
Evan Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,819