I got my sisters dog stoned. - Page 7

Phil Williamson · 01-26-2005, 01:16 AM

Just FYI, ounces listed on water bottles and stuff are measuring volume, but those are fluid ounces, which drugs pretty obviously wouldn't be measured in. Regular ounces are always mass.

Anthropophagus · 01-26-2005, 07:36 AM

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Originally posted by Christo

"HEY GUYS! I'M A GROWN MAN BUT I SWING SWORDS AROUND IN MY BEDROOM, I OBSESS OVER NINTENDO GAMES, AND I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME HARASSING TEENAGERS OVER AN INTERNET FORUM DEVOTED TO AN OBSCURE 11 YEAR OLD COMPUTER GAME FOR CHILDREN!! AREN'T I THE COOLEST?!?!"

That was quite lame. There's nothing wrong with swords or obsessing over Nintendo. I enjoy both and I'm probably (by a 99.9% margin) cooler than you. I also spend a significant amount of time harassing teenagers over the internet, but, as mentioned, I'm cooler than you. You lose. Also, your line about the "11 year old computer game for children" is hideously stupid and unoriginal, as every newb in the world has used it at some point.

Deano · 01-26-2005, 08:36 AM

Yeah Christo, You're usually funny but you've missed here.

Quote:

Originally posted by Christo
DEVOTED TO AN OBSCURE 11 YEAR OLD COMPUTER GAME

Most annoying cliche ever.

Lyntan · 01-26-2005, 11:37 AM

i challenge everyone in the world to make a more pointless thread than this and get a more heated debate out of it

* lays down gauntlet *

and you have to be subtle.

now if you'll excuse me i'm going to go and make a cup of tea. i said that to patencio once and he thought it was funny cause i'm english and he isn't, so i thought i'd test it out on the rest of you.

so yeah, brb.

Brimz · 01-26-2005, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dean Francis
Most annoying cliche ever.

Yes, exactly.

Andres · 10-29-2006, 09:41 PM

archives.

Lyntan · 10-29-2006, 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thomas Linton

i challenge everyone in the world to make a more pointless thread than this and get a more heated debate out of it

* lays down gauntlet *

and you have to be subtle.

now if you'll excuse me i'm going to go and make a cup of tea. i said that to patencio once and he thought it was funny cause i'm english and he isn't, so i thought i'd test it out on the rest of you.

so yeah, brb.

get a load of this fucking drunk

James McCloud · 10-29-2006, 09:52 PM

Someone give Guy Collins an award.

BrimmZERO · 10-29-2006, 10:32 PM

Okay this thread brings up some serious questionings on Ramza's part. He's how old and doesn't know how much an ounce is? Hospitals weigh newborns in Pounds/ounces. Ramza has a child.

Debunk'd.

Scatterbrain · 10-29-2006, 10:55 PM

What a bump!

great thread

Phil Williamson · 10-29-2006, 11:38 PM

ahahaha yes archive

Andres · 10-29-2006, 11:49 PM

The best part of this thread is that Jimmah gets currently offended that people consider him solely as a the sum of his addictions and yet here's a thread in which he admits to getting an animal on drugs.

Raz · 10-30-2006, 12:06 AM

No, this is the best part of the thread.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Steele

haha, Christo's the new bown.

ahahaha

Kale Monster · 10-30-2006, 12:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Dave Miles

That's exactly how my cat bit the dust too. My little kitty had maggots crawling all over her after I found her, and I had to move her with a shovel... gah. I grew up with her and it was quite shocking for me. But if it had been my dog I think I would have probably cried, or used the Lord's name in vain or something. The only thing that pains me less is knowing that whether I owned the animals or not, they would exist in the world, so if I can supply them with the best possible life then so be it.

OH MY GOSH ARE YOU SERIOUS

Sinarach · 10-30-2006, 12:27 AM

Haha what a nice way to wake up.

And you guys wanted to have him banned.

Notch Johnson · 10-30-2006, 12:40 AM

i got this bitch's autistic brother stoned

Lyntan · 10-30-2006, 12:42 AM

haha i remember that piranha. i have poison penis!

Raz · 10-30-2006, 12:50 AM

Do you think it might have something to do with it being a party and there's usually a bit of mischief going down at parties? Someone probably put vodka in the tank or some shit.
Like one time when I was a kid, I thought my goldfish was hungry so I decided to feed them salt. I was devastated to learn that they actually don't like salt.

Lyntan · 10-30-2006, 12:57 AM

killjoy

Raz · 10-30-2006, 12:58 AM

Or maybe it was just your radioactive cock.

Aaron Haynes · 10-30-2006, 01:03 AM

Yeah, I'm absolutely sure someone actually just, you know, gave away an ounce of cocaine to Ramza Brave.

01-26-2005, 11:37 AM	#154
Lyntan Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 14,315	i challenge everyone in the world to make a more pointless thread than this and get a more heated debate out of it * lays down gauntlet * and you have to be subtle. now if you'll excuse me i'm going to go and make a cup of tea. i said that to patencio once and he thought it was funny cause i'm english and he isn't, so i thought i'd test it out on the rest of you. so yeah, brb.
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10-29-2006, 09:41 PM	#156
Andres Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,797	archives.
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10-29-2006, 10:32 PM	#159
BrimmZERO Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,285	Okay this thread brings up some serious questionings on Ramza's part. He's how old and doesn't know how much an ounce is? Hospitals weigh newborns in Pounds/ounces. Ramza has a child. Debunk'd.
BrimmZERO Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,285

10-29-2006, 11:49 PM	#162
Andres Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,797	The best part of this thread is that Jimmah gets currently offended that people consider him solely as a the sum of his addictions and yet here's a thread in which he admits to getting an animal on drugs.
Andres Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,797

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Sinarach Banned Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,154	Haha what a nice way to wake up. And you guys wanted to have him banned.
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01-26-2005, 01:16 AM	#151
Phil Williamson Super Moderator Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 16,900	Just FYI, ounces listed on water bottles and stuff are measuring volume, but those are fluid ounces, which drugs pretty obviously wouldn't be measured in. Regular ounces are always mass.

10-29-2006, 09:52 PM	#158
James McCloud Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 4,214	Someone give Guy Collins an award.

10-29-2006, 10:55 PM	#160
Scatterbrain Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 8,564	What a bump! great thread

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Phil Williamson Super Moderator Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 16,900	ahahaha yes archive

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Notch Johnson Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 4,503	i got this bitch's autistic brother stoned

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Lyntan Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 14,315	haha i remember that piranha. i have poison penis!
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10-30-2006, 12:50 AM	#168
Raz Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,485	Do you think it might have something to do with it being a party and there's usually a bit of mischief going down at parties? Someone probably put vodka in the tank or some shit. Like one time when I was a kid, I thought my goldfish was hungry so I decided to feed them salt. I was devastated to learn that they actually don't like salt.
Raz Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,485

10-30-2006, 12:57 AM	#169
Lyntan Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 14,315	killjoy
Lyntan Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 14,315

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Raz Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,485	Or maybe it was just your radioactive cock.
Raz Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,485

10-30-2006, 01:03 AM	#171
Aaron Haynes Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 15,125	Yeah, I'm absolutely sure someone actually just, you know, gave away an ounce of cocaine to Ramza Brave.