The Offical 'I got stabbed with my christmas present' Thread

Don Tickner · 12-29-2005, 04:24 AM

I gave my three closest friends a Hattori Hanzo Katana (the one's used in Kill Bill for the unknowing) for christmas. They were completely wrapped in them, and everything was awesome, hell, I was even treated like Elvis for the day so I was happy!!

After a few drinks and pipes last night, however, my friend drew his sword and held it at arms length, looking down the blade. This would have been fine should I not have been standing directly in front of the blade, with my back facing him, and it would have been even better if I hadn't turned around to find the Katana about an inch and a half deep in my fucking face.

6 stiches and a shit load of weed later, I have a square bandage on my cheek, one very depressed friend and one hell of a headache.

At least he liked his present

Dungeon Snake · 12-29-2005, 04:31 AM

thats pretty badass, tell girls you were in a sword fight

Jaymond · 12-29-2005, 04:33 AM

hahaha what a fucking bogan. oh my god.
this is what got me, after a "few drinks" an inebriated male picks up a dangerous and sharp weapon.
oh sigh.

Don Tickner · 12-29-2005, 04:33 AM

Not just a sword fight, a Katana fight. Makes it sound like I have a clue about sharp stabbing things.

When the bandages come off I fully intend to post a picture. I'm gonna have a nice scar with a cool story, unlike all my other ones.

Dungeon Snake · 12-29-2005, 04:35 AM

no, saying you got in a katana fight makes you sound like an otaku dungeon master who has inuyasha on dvd. Saying you got it in a sword fight makes you sound like a guy who gets drunk and stabbed with things all the time.

Don Tickner · 12-29-2005, 04:36 AM

Good point, my fallout-enjoying brethren.

* hugs *

Raunchy Bile · 12-29-2005, 04:43 AM

You're mishap is a GOOD thing.
You can be doing something with a girl, and she'll be all like "Honey, where DID that scar come from" and you say "I was attacked, and endured a large-scale battle. I was struck with a katana, but survived to kick this SHIT out of my attackers: an army of the undead and their ruler, a Necromancer".

Then she'd fuck you.

Notch Johnson · 12-29-2005, 05:25 AM

or you could be like "I was fucked up and ran into the end of my friend's sword"

Bobby Swisha · 12-29-2005, 05:49 AM

Hahahaha, this is something that would only happen to Don Ticker.

Lord Blazer · 12-29-2005, 05:52 AM

I disagree.

Qaz · 12-29-2005, 06:00 AM

isn't a katana the things Raphael uses?

Bobby Swisha · 12-29-2005, 06:19 AM

No, Raphael has sai blades.
Leonardo uses katanas.

Qaz · 12-29-2005, 06:24 AM

Sinarach · 12-29-2005, 06:24 AM

Isn't a katana the things that Katana uses from Mortal Kombat?

Lord Blazer · 12-29-2005, 06:32 AM

Leonardo and fans, respectively.

Sinarach · 12-29-2005, 06:39 AM

I'd hit it with my Katama.

RITE GUYS?

Raunchy Bile · 12-29-2005, 07:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Don Tickner

to find the Katana about an inch and a half deep in my fucking face.

...wouldn't that warrant a tad more than six stitches? Our Canadian centimeters are a little smaller than your (*scoffs*) "inches", but six is enough to be pretty serious...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sinarach

I'd hit it with my Katama.

RITE GUYS?

That movie was awful. Paul WS Anderson sucks.
And her tits are microscopic.
That, or my standards are high.

Bravoie · 12-29-2005, 07:13 AM

Where'd you get the beauty scar tough guy, eating pineapple?

Rabid Dinosaur · 12-29-2005, 07:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Christo

no, saying you got in a katana fight makes you sound like an otaku dungeon master who has inuyasha on dvd.

Ahahahahaha.

Don Tickner · 12-29-2005, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raunchy Bile

...wouldn't that warrant a tad more than six stitches? Our Canadian centimeters are a little smaller than your (*scoffs*) "inches", but six is enough to be pretty serious...

I'm Australian, fella. I know what a centimeter is.
When the doctor took those little hook things, I asked 'er.. how bad is it?' to be told 'Don't worry, six stiches and it'll heal nicely' followed directly by a large amount of pain as the L.A. needles were jabbed into my face several times and injected what can only be described as liquid fire into my already sore face.
I did manage to pocket a lolly pop, even though I don't remember doing it, so it's not a wasted effort.

James Burgon · 12-29-2005, 01:49 PM

Buying swords is a fucking waste of money, I swear. A friend of mine bought like a whole set and he could've used the money to buy a CAR or someshit.

If someone got me a sword for christmas, i'd stab them too.

Klown · 12-29-2005, 01:54 PM

This is what happens when you spend $1000 on your friends for christmas when under 30

Lyntan · 12-29-2005, 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BR

Hahahaha, this is something that would only happen to Don Ticker.

Lmao, my thoughts exactly.

Don Tickner · 12-29-2005, 11:25 PM

Pictures
Click for slightly bigger image
Warning:Worst Mobile Phone Camera in the world used to take these pictures. These pictures are terrible.

My cut, roughly one and half inches deep and about an inch or so wide

The blade that cut the face

Kill Bill devil face (shit picture but that is it)

The Setup

Just wanted to share this. Sorry about the terrible pictures, but the one thing I actually wanted for christmas was a digital camera, and I can't afford it right now.

12-29-2005, 04:24 AM	#1
Don Tickner Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 3,021	The Offical 'I got stabbed with my christmas present' Thread I gave my three closest friends a Hattori Hanzo Katana (the one's used in Kill Bill for the unknowing) for christmas. They were completely wrapped in them, and everything was awesome, hell, I was even treated like Elvis for the day so I was happy!! After a few drinks and pipes last night, however, my friend drew his sword and held it at arms length, looking down the blade. This would have been fine should I not have been standing directly in front of the blade, with my back facing him, and it would have been even better if I hadn't turned around to find the Katana about an inch and a half deep in my fucking face. 6 stiches and a shit load of weed later, I have a square bandage on my cheek, one very depressed friend and one hell of a headache. At least he liked his present

12-29-2005, 04:33 AM	#3
Jaymond Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 17,508	hahaha what a fucking bogan. oh my god. this is what got me, after a "few drinks" an inebriated male picks up a dangerous and sharp weapon. oh sigh.
Jaymond Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 17,508	i secretly hate all of these fuckin' nerd-ball losers. but not you ; - )

12-29-2005, 04:43 AM	#7
Raunchy Bile Banned Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 334	You're mishap is a GOOD thing. You can be doing something with a girl, and she'll be all like "Honey, where DID that scar come from" and you say "I was attacked, and endured a large-scale battle. I was struck with a katana, but survived to kick this SHIT out of my attackers: an army of the undead and their ruler, a Necromancer". Then she'd fuck you.
Raunchy Bile Banned Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 334

12-29-2005, 06:00 AM	#11
Qaz Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,355	isn't a katana the things Raphael uses?
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12-29-2005, 06:24 AM	#13
Qaz Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,355	oh
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12-29-2005, 04:31 AM	#2
Dungeon Snake Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 17,539	thats pretty badass, tell girls you were in a sword fight

12-29-2005, 04:35 AM	#5
Dungeon Snake Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 17,539	no, saying you got in a katana fight makes you sound like an otaku dungeon master who has inuyasha on dvd. Saying you got it in a sword fight makes you sound like a guy who gets drunk and stabbed with things all the time.

12-29-2005, 04:36 AM	#6
Don Tickner Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 3,021	Good point, my fallout-enjoying brethren. * hugs *

12-29-2005, 05:25 AM	#8
Notch Johnson Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 4,503	or you could be like "I was fucked up and ran into the end of my friend's sword"

12-29-2005, 05:49 AM	#9
Bobby Swisha Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 46,029	Hahahaha, this is something that would only happen to Don Ticker.

12-29-2005, 05:52 AM	#10
Lord Blazer Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 16,885	I disagree.

12-29-2005, 06:19 AM	#12
Bobby Swisha Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 46,029	No, Raphael has sai blades. Leonardo uses katanas.

12-29-2005, 06:24 AM	#14
Sinarach Banned Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,154	Isn't a katana the things that Katana uses from Mortal Kombat?
Sinarach Banned Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,154

12-29-2005, 06:32 AM	#15
Lord Blazer Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 16,885	Leonardo and fans, respectively.

12-29-2005, 06:39 AM	#16
Sinarach Banned Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,154	I'd hit it with my Katama. RITE GUYS?
Sinarach Banned Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,154

12-29-2005, 07:13 AM	#18
Bravoie Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 4,713	Where'd you get the beauty scar tough guy, eating pineapple?
Bravoie Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 4,713

12-29-2005, 01:49 PM	#21
James Burgon Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 8,689	Buying swords is a fucking waste of money, I swear. A friend of mine bought like a whole set and he could've used the money to buy a CAR or someshit. If someone got me a sword for christmas, i'd stab them too.

12-29-2005, 01:54 PM	#22
Klown Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,640	This is what happens when you spend $1000 on your friends for christmas when under 30
Klown Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,640

12-29-2005, 11:25 PM	#24
Don Tickner Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 3,021	Pictures Click for slightly bigger image Warning:Worst Mobile Phone Camera in the world used to take these pictures. These pictures are terrible. My cut, roughly one and half inches deep and about an inch or so wide The blade that cut the face Kill Bill devil face (shit picture but that is it) The Setup Just wanted to share this. Sorry about the terrible pictures, but the one thing I actually wanted for christmas was a digital camera, and I can't afford it right now.