The hardest laugh you've ever had to hold in? - Page 3

Mindless Mojo · 12-04-2001, 02:25 AM

no you both are wrong....

the biggest problem around here....

is your mom!

*runs in fear of the impending beatdown*

Kieran McIlwain · 12-04-2001, 02:26 AM

Hehe...

You know, terrorism IS a big issue, but lets not forget the spread of north american fire ants throughout south-east queensland!

Tuna Hematoma · 12-04-2001, 02:33 AM

GRADE 5 my friend named Luke go in trouble during class and he was asked to go to the front.

So he did, but the teacher was totally pissed off, so everyone wasn't saying anything cuz they didn't want to aggravate the teacher even more.

While trying to go the front, he bumped into some chick and she said, "excuse me" and then he replied, "What? Ya fart??" really loudly... now remember, we were in grade 5. Fart jokes were greatness and everyone started to laugh, but sinse the teacher was pissed off, no one wanted to burst out laughing

...yeah... so we all got a lecture.

The Chinese Jew · 12-04-2001, 02:38 AM

ban marK?
shut up about banning!

and the kid's young, so give him a break.

i thought the exact same way he did when i was in grade 9.
ihated gays saying they were the scum of society, but was ok with lesbos.

but then i grew out of that thought.

12-04-2001, 02:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mark Lampara
and obviously, there is no crime here. my attitude is the same as BR and Vivalavova....mocking them.

Pffft...
No, you're a nazi.
I'm making fun of then as a joke.
I don't mean what I say.
I have a gay friend.
He's cool.
You're a nazi.
SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Andres · 12-04-2001, 02:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mark Lampara
naa i wont attack gays or anything....usually pressure is enuf. But eww. I would never befriend one. it ISNT NORMAL. they dont procreate, they dont like women. lesbians are totally different! i have nothing against other colors, religions (besides the gay twisted around ones like bin laden and the pooper troopers), race, creed, etc. I dont HATE gays either....just avoid them.

Strike ONE.
2 more and I'll murder you, you dumb, intolerant sack of shit.

Oh, and just for the record, your "he who is free of sin throw the first stone" argument... There's a difference between saying "*****faggot" and saying that gay men should be put down like dogs. Now get the fuck off my sight.

12-04-2001, 02:43 AM

show me the correlation btwn nazis and gays? it was with jews.

12-04-2001, 02:43 AM

Oh my god.
Are you even uneducated.
Strike 2, Andres? Yes?

12-04-2001, 02:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mark Lampara
I dont HATE gays either....just avoid them.

Quote:

Originally posted by Mark Lampara
but still.......STDS arent funny. And gay man with any sex are fucking gross and should be put down like a dog in a pound. fucking gays.

12-04-2001, 02:47 AM

br, shut UP. You're just killing the wounded ya coward. and here comes another stupid reply......

Mindless Mojo · 12-04-2001, 02:47 AM

did you just call yourself a wounded coward? i'm a bit confused...

Andres · 12-04-2001, 02:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mark Lampara
show me the correlation btwn nazis and gays? it was with jews.

Please, DO NOT talk about WW2 and the Holocaust if you obviously don't know ANYTHING ABOUT IT.

Thus, you lose. Again. Nazis persecuted gay people. Strike 2.

12-04-2001, 02:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mark Lampara
br, shut UP. You're just killing the wounded ya coward. and here comes another stupid reply......

If I'm a coward for kicking a nazi when he's down, then......
.......
SHUT THE FUCK UP, MARK.

Mindless Mojo · 12-04-2001, 02:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mark Lampara
br, shut UP. You're just killing the wounded coward. and here comes another stupid reply......

the fucker posted it as this earlier... i had to go back in my history a bit to find it.. but he did, and edited when i caught him on it...

moron.

note to mods and/or goat: we need things to tell when messages are edited.

Tuna Hematoma · 12-04-2001, 02:57 AM

Homosexuality is wrong because people are like plugs and plug outlets.

Men are the plugs, they go into a hole
Women are the outlets, they get things put in them

now if you put one of the same together, it's not going to make the lamp go on.

Jynx · 12-04-2001, 02:57 AM

lol mojo you dumbass

its called "edited by" at the bottom of the topic.... silly newbie, get back in the shower i'll be with you shortly.

Jynx · 12-04-2001, 02:59 AM

*jynx fumbles like an idiot looking for the edit topic thingy*

Mindless Mojo · 12-04-2001, 03:00 AM

jynxah jynxah jynxah, you sexy slice of manbeef you... it didn't say that.... and i know that it said that.... if needed i will take a screen shot and post it up.

Jynx · 12-04-2001, 03:04 AM

...........*rocks out to that Pink song where they say "IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'm comin up so you better get that party started, and puts thumbs upward every time the song says "i'm comin up"*

Mindless Mojo · 12-04-2001, 03:05 AM

well i already put it in br's thread... but i guess i can put it here.. anything for you mr. manbeef.

Sinarach · 12-04-2001, 04:01 AM

Man, all you sick fucks are pathetic !

Leave the kid alone, he has his own opinions.

I can see you all getting your kicks ganging up and mocking the young disillusional child- so what now? You are all superior?

Christ !

Fucking grow another head when someone has a different opinion than your own, argue about something else, like how 'The Fight' wasn't good for what it was hyped to be.

And Andres marching in the big hero "Hohoho BANNING TIME ! STRIKE ONE ! LOOK AT MY METAPHOR I AM A GENIUS !"

Mindless Mojo · 12-04-2001, 04:08 AM

*turns around slowly*

shut the fuck up.

i wasn't against lampara because everyone else was, i was against him before i saw everyone jumping on him, plus he's always come off as an idiot to me anyway.

sometimes a couple of people (namely, in this case, jynx, me, and BR) can set off one hell of a domino effect that results in a massive shit storm for the person that happens to set someone off. it kind of gets other people wanting to say things that they've been wanting to say to a certain individual.

now i don't know you, and i honestly don't give a fuck who you are, your experience around here, whatever. i'm telling you to shut the fuck up. now.

he brought this on himself, and if he's as superior as he claims, then he will get himself out of it.

or he'll just wait until we're finished circle jerking on his corpse.

Sinarach · 12-04-2001, 04:16 AM

Haha cool, someone isn't afiad of me !

Understand that everyone is flaming him because he had expressed his opinion that, assuming, he was brought up to belive.

Saying "or he'll just wait until we're finished circle jerking on his corpse" makes you look even worse than he appears.

12-04-2001, 04:17 AM

"Hi, my name is Adrian Pikios.
I think you should let the nazis kill the Jews, and the KKK tear and feather the black people.
I mean, what kind of a world would this be if people couldn't have their own opinion?!"

Sinarach · 12-04-2001, 04:21 AM

Although that is not the point, Mark hasn't made a bold statement like that.

He is saying he dislikes gay people because he finds anal penetration sickening.

Can you honestly say that you've never once thought the idea of a nice hard juicy cock sliding up your ass not sickening?

12-04-2001, 02:43 AM	#57
Posts: n/a	show me the correlation btwn nazis and gays? it was with jews.
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12-04-2001, 02:43 AM	#58
Posts: n/a	Oh my god. Are you even uneducated. Strike 2, Andres? Yes?
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12-04-2001, 02:47 AM	#60
Posts: n/a	br, shut UP. You're just killing the wounded ya coward. and here comes another stupid reply......
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12-04-2001, 02:57 AM	#66
Jynx Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 587	lol mojo you dumbass its called "edited by" at the bottom of the topic.... silly newbie, get back in the shower i'll be with you shortly.
Jynx Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 587

12-04-2001, 02:59 AM	#67
Jynx Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 587	jynx fumbles like an idiot looking for the edit topic thingy
Jynx Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 587

12-04-2001, 02:25 AM	#51
Mindless Mojo Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 50	no you both are wrong.... the biggest problem around here.... is your mom! runs in fear of the impending beatdown

12-04-2001, 02:26 AM	#52
Kieran McIlwain Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 1,557	Hehe... You know, terrorism IS a big issue, but lets not forget the spread of north american fire ants throughout south-east queensland!

12-04-2001, 02:33 AM	#53
Tuna Hematoma Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,055	GRADE 5 my friend named Luke go in trouble during class and he was asked to go to the front. So he did, but the teacher was totally pissed off, so everyone wasn't saying anything cuz they didn't want to aggravate the teacher even more. While trying to go the front, he bumped into some chick and she said, "excuse me" and then he replied, "What? Ya fart??" really loudly... now remember, we were in grade 5. Fart jokes were greatness and everyone started to laugh, but sinse the teacher was pissed off, no one wanted to burst out laughing ...yeah... so we all got a lecture.

12-04-2001, 02:38 AM	#54
The Chinese Jew Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 14,225	ban marK? shut up about banning! and the kid's young, so give him a break. i thought the exact same way he did when i was in grade 9. ihated gays saying they were the scum of society, but was ok with lesbos. but then i grew out of that thought.

12-04-2001, 03:00 AM	#68
Mindless Mojo Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 50	jynxah jynxah jynxah, you sexy slice of manbeef you... it didn't say that.... and i know that it said that.... if needed i will take a screen shot and post it up.

12-04-2001, 03:04 AM	#69
Jynx Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 587	...........rocks out to that Pink song where they say "IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'm comin up so you better get that party started, and puts thumbs upward every time the song says "i'm comin up"
Jynx Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 587

12-04-2001, 03:05 AM	#70
Mindless Mojo Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 50	well i already put it in br's thread... but i guess i can put it here.. anything for you mr. manbeef.

12-04-2001, 04:01 AM	#71
Sinarach Banned Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,154	Man, all you sick fucks are pathetic ! Leave the kid alone, he has his own opinions. I can see you all getting your kicks ganging up and mocking the young disillusional child- so what now? You are all superior? Christ ! Fucking grow another head when someone has a different opinion than your own, argue about something else, like how 'The Fight' wasn't good for what it was hyped to be. And Andres marching in the big hero "Hohoho BANNING TIME ! STRIKE ONE ! LOOK AT MY METAPHOR I AM A GENIUS !"
Sinarach Banned Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,154

12-04-2001, 04:08 AM	#72
Mindless Mojo Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 50	turns around slowly shut the fuck up. i wasn't against lampara because everyone else was, i was against him before i saw everyone jumping on him, plus he's always come off as an idiot to me anyway. sometimes a couple of people (namely, in this case, jynx, me, and BR) can set off one hell of a domino effect that results in a massive shit storm for the person that happens to set someone off. it kind of gets other people wanting to say things that they've been wanting to say to a certain individual. now i don't know you, and i honestly don't give a fuck who you are, your experience around here, whatever. i'm telling you to shut the fuck up. now. he brought this on himself, and if he's as superior as he claims, then he will get himself out of it. or he'll just wait until we're finished circle jerking on his corpse.

12-04-2001, 04:16 AM	#73
Sinarach Banned Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,154	Haha cool, someone isn't afiad of me ! Understand that everyone is flaming him because he had expressed his opinion that, assuming, he was brought up to belive. Saying "or he'll just wait until we're finished circle jerking on his corpse" makes you look even worse than he appears.
Sinarach Banned Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,154

12-04-2001, 04:17 AM	#74
Posts: n/a	"Hi, my name is Adrian Pikios. I think you should let the nazis kill the Jews, and the KKK tear and feather the black people. I mean, what kind of a world would this be if people couldn't have their own opinion?!"
Posts: n/a

12-04-2001, 04:21 AM	#75
Sinarach Banned Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,154	Although that is not the point, Mark hasn't made a bold statement like that. He is saying he dislikes gay people because he finds anal penetration sickening. Can you honestly say that you've never once thought the idea of a nice hard juicy cock sliding up your ass not sickening?
Sinarach Banned Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,154