What's the most awkward position you've ever been in? - Page 2

Bobby Swisha · 08-24-2004, 07:09 PM

Ooooh man, I was thinking how I didn't have any awkward stories to share, but I just remembered one, and I GUARENTEE you it's more emberressing than anything posted so far. I won't post it now cause I'm at school and it's kinda long, but I'll post it when I get home. So you'll read it then.

Cody Pittman · 08-24-2004, 07:09 PM

one time me and my brother were driving a friend home, we had never been to his house before, and we were talking about trashy trailer parks, and my friend was just laughing along and stuff. then he said "Make a right here" and we pulled into this trailer park, it was pretty awkward.

McJuicy · 08-24-2004, 07:22 PM

I was getting a "Your Name" tattoo on my ass when all of a sudden I had to fart.
I had to ask the tattoo artist to stop in fear he would get a blast southern air from my pursed patoot.
He did I left the room and did what I had to do, waited a couple minutes
then continued

Shaun · 08-24-2004, 08:40 PM

One time, I was sitting in class, and the girl sitting next to be was squinting at the board, and the teacher said "can you see the board alright?" and I went "no she's blind."

I forgot about the girl who was actually blind sitting in the front of the class. What an awkward seven seconds.

Shaun · 08-24-2004, 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jaymond

I was working late at night at the video store, in between the aisles, i felt the need to pass gas. now, there was literally noone else in the store except for me and the manager and the other worker who was out the back getting some stock. so, with the manager safely behind the desk i decided to relieve myself.
Now, you know that feeling of embarrassment you get when you think you're gonna let out a silent but it comes out a total "PHHFFFART"? Yeah, well i escaped that, because the manager didn't hear the fart go off, but i did snicker.
i kept on putting videos back, until i realised i could smell the fart and i needed to leave. it smelt totally bad. just as i was about to walk back to the desk, the other girl co-worker comes out from the back,
her words:
"DID YOU REALISE WE'RE OUT OF CHI-.. *sniff*

chips."

and then she went back to the desk, i just totally didnt know what to say.
i was totally embarassed.
working the rest of the night with her was embarassing too.

hahaha. This reminds me: One time I went to the video store, and I went in the backroom where they put all of the Sci-Fi/Horror movies, and I couldn't decide what movie I wanted to watch. I spent at least fifteen minutes trying to decide on a movie when I hear the cashier fart louder than I've ever heard anyone fart before. I was the only customer in the store, so she must've forgotten about me. I'd just about picked my movie out at this time and I felt trapped in the back room. I wanted to save this lady some embarrassment but there was no way I could so I decided to just spend another five minutes in there to waste time so it wouldn't be totally embarrassing. She knows I heard it, though, she had a really startled look on her face when I walked out of the room.

Bobby Swisha · 08-24-2004, 09:01 PM

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Originally posted by Shaun
One time, I was sitting in class, and the girl sitting next to be was squinting at the board, and the teacher said "can you see the board alright?" and I went "no she's blind."

I forgot about the girl who was actually blind sitting in the front of the class. What an awkward seven seconds.

Hahahaha

Fish Taco · 08-24-2004, 09:06 PM

Blind, if you know him, controls the score board for our town's baseball league. It's a small men's league, and the only person who regularly goes to watch the games is some lonely old man. He comes every game, sits beside James and I, and watches. Last night, the poor dude let this humongous fart rip. It was fucking loud, and long. Honestly, even people playing on the field abruptly looked. I tried not to laugh, and so did James, but I couldn't hold it, and I laughed. A lot.

Allergic 2 Life · 08-24-2004, 09:20 PM

heres two situations, we were in a buddies car during school and my buddy gord money wanted front seat, but someone already shotgunned it so in the back was sam he's jewish and gord was outside the car and as he was getting into the back seat he said "god dammit, backseat are for jews" and he looks up and sames just in the corner staring. LOL.

and then another time my buddy was eating their christmas dinner and he desides to crack a joke he said that "what fdoes adeaf dumb blind kid get for christmas......CANCER!" and he said that, it went dead silent because he remembered his step dads wife died from cancer. LOL.

Wildfire · 08-24-2004, 10:34 PM

Haha, awesome.

I don't have any

Torrobinson · 08-24-2004, 10:37 PM

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Originally posted by Allergic 2 Life

and then another time my buddy was eating their christmas dinner and he desides to crack a joke he said that "what fdoes adeaf dumb blind kid get for christmas......CANCER!" and he said that, it went dead silent because he remembered his step dads wife died from cancer. LOL.

Haha.
"Cancer-For-Christmas"
-again, it sounds like it would be a funny movie.

Doughboy · 08-24-2004, 10:45 PM

I can't think of much....... but I think I've called my teachers Mom or Dad on a couple occasions.

Travis Wells · 08-24-2004, 11:05 PM

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Originally posted by Doughboy
I can't think of much....... but I think I've called my teachers Mom or Dad on a couple occasions.

YAH MAN, I DO THAT ALL THE TIME! [/homeschool]

Nick The Almighty · 08-24-2004, 11:11 PM

THE most awkward moment I've ever had is while I was sitting at my computer when my mom walks in , stand in my doorway and says "Nick , I found something today" and of course I had no idea what she was talking about, so when I look up at her, I notice shes holding up a nice big bag of joints I forgot to put away.
She's like "is it yours?" and my heart just exploded and I couldnt even talk, I remember saying something like "... y.. I.. uhh.. ..i.. Of course it's mine"

I told her i'd stop, which i DID NOT. And get high on a regular basis, but everytime an anti marijuana commercial comes on the tv, and my mom is watching with me, I have the most awkward feeling ever and usually leave the room, eheh

Cal Flavell · 08-24-2004, 11:34 PM

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Originally posted by Apfigur
My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday.

Same. Only replace "yesterday" with "on Sunday".

Nick The Almighty · 08-24-2004, 11:35 PM

AWW SHIAT, NO MORE CAL/DANI CONNECTION!?

You can do better anyways, Cal

Cal Flavell · 08-24-2004, 11:40 PM

Thanks, Nick.

Phil Williamson · 08-25-2004, 01:07 AM

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Originally posted by Cal Flavell

Same. Only replace "yesterday" with "on Sunday".

:|

Haven't you guys been together for...a really long time?

That sucks.

Fish Taco · 08-25-2004, 01:24 AM

Like two days ago, I read some 4 page essay thing Cal wrote on how Dani is the greatest person in the world.

Blind · 08-25-2004, 01:34 AM

Heh I'd figure you'd post that Pat, I was going to anyway :P

The guy who farted at the baseball game stared over at us for like 20 seconds just to see if we noticed, and shortly after walked away. He came back about 20 minutes later.

McJuicy · 08-25-2004, 02:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nick The Almighty
THE most awkward moment I've ever had is while I was sitting at my computer when my mom walks in , stand in my doorway and says "Nick , I found something today" and of course I had no idea what she was talking about, so when I look up at her, I notice shes holding up a nice big bag of joints I forgot to put away.
She's like "is it yours?" and my heart just exploded and I couldnt even talk, I remember saying something like "... y.. I.. uhh.. ..i.. Of course it's mine"

I told her i'd stop, which i DID NOT. And get high on a regular basis, but everytime an anti marijuana commercial comes on the tv, and my mom is watching with me, I have the most awkward feeling ever and usually leave the room, eheh

Oh Nick you get high when your with me...for free.. all the time
and what do I ask for in return? Nothing NOTHING!!!

Nick The Almighty · 08-25-2004, 02:30 AM

4 LIIFFEEEEE

McJuicy · 08-25-2004, 02:31 AM

I have to get you high for life?
Do we get to go get breakfast after?
Cause I like breakfast

Retroshark · 08-25-2004, 02:32 AM

i peed on my pants when i was high one time. that was awkward.

McJuicy · 08-25-2004, 02:34 AM

I once took mushrooms before my family and I went to my grandmothers for Easter dinner
Its a 2 hour car drive so mid-trip I was fucking tripping
I was saying stupid shit and my parents and sister were just like
OOOOhhh kyle
Yeah..best Easter ever

Retroshark · 08-25-2004, 02:35 AM

i hade being high around adults. i always try to act strait. it never works.

08-24-2004, 07:22 PM	#28
McJuicy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 8,786	I was getting a "Your Name" tattoo on my ass when all of a sudden I had to fart. I had to ask the tattoo artist to stop in fear he would get a blast southern air from my pursed patoot. He did I left the room and did what I had to do, waited a couple minutes then continued
McJuicy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 8,786

08-24-2004, 08:40 PM	#29
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881	One time, I was sitting in class, and the girl sitting next to be was squinting at the board, and the teacher said "can you see the board alright?" and I went "no she's blind." I forgot about the girl who was actually blind sitting in the front of the class. What an awkward seven seconds.
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881

08-24-2004, 09:06 PM	#32
Fish Taco Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 7,034	Blind, if you know him, controls the score board for our town's baseball league. It's a small men's league, and the only person who regularly goes to watch the games is some lonely old man. He comes every game, sits beside James and I, and watches. Last night, the poor dude let this humongous fart rip. It was fucking loud, and long. Honestly, even people playing on the field abruptly looked. I tried not to laugh, and so did James, but I couldn't hold it, and I laughed. A lot.
Fish Taco Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 7,034

08-24-2004, 10:34 PM	#34
Wildfire Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 3,825	Haha, awesome. I don't have any
Wildfire Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 3,825

08-24-2004, 10:45 PM	#36
Doughboy Banned Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 2,351	I can't think of much....... but I think I've called my teachers Mom or Dad on a couple occasions.
Doughboy Banned Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 2,351

08-24-2004, 07:09 PM	#26
Bobby Swisha Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 46,012	Ooooh man, I was thinking how I didn't have any awkward stories to share, but I just remembered one, and I GUARENTEE you it's more emberressing than anything posted so far. I won't post it now cause I'm at school and it's kinda long, but I'll post it when I get home. So you'll read it then.

08-24-2004, 07:09 PM	#27
Cody Pittman Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 1,096	one time me and my brother were driving a friend home, we had never been to his house before, and we were talking about trashy trailer parks, and my friend was just laughing along and stuff. then he said "Make a right here" and we pulled into this trailer park, it was pretty awkward.

08-24-2004, 09:20 PM	#33
Allergic 2 Life Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,459	heres two situations, we were in a buddies car during school and my buddy gord money wanted front seat, but someone already shotgunned it so in the back was sam he's jewish and gord was outside the car and as he was getting into the back seat he said "god dammit, backseat are for jews" and he looks up and sames just in the corner staring. LOL. and then another time my buddy was eating their christmas dinner and he desides to crack a joke he said that "what fdoes adeaf dumb blind kid get for christmas......CANCER!" and he said that, it went dead silent because he remembered his step dads wife died from cancer. LOL.

08-24-2004, 11:11 PM	#38
Nick The Almighty Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 3,909	THE most awkward moment I've ever had is while I was sitting at my computer when my mom walks in , stand in my doorway and says "Nick , I found something today" and of course I had no idea what she was talking about, so when I look up at her, I notice shes holding up a nice big bag of joints I forgot to put away. She's like "is it yours?" and my heart just exploded and I couldnt even talk, I remember saying something like "... y.. I.. uhh.. ..i.. Of course it's mine" I told her i'd stop, which i DID NOT. And get high on a regular basis, but everytime an anti marijuana commercial comes on the tv, and my mom is watching with me, I have the most awkward feeling ever and usually leave the room, eheh

08-24-2004, 11:35 PM	#40
Nick The Almighty Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 3,909	AWW SHIAT, NO MORE CAL/DANI CONNECTION!? You can do better anyways, Cal

08-24-2004, 11:40 PM	#41
Cal Flavell Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,557	Thanks, Nick.

08-25-2004, 01:24 AM	#43
Fish Taco Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 7,034	Like two days ago, I read some 4 page essay thing Cal wrote on how Dani is the greatest person in the world.
Fish Taco Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 7,034

08-25-2004, 01:34 AM	#44
Blind Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,618	Heh I'd figure you'd post that Pat, I was going to anyway :P The guy who farted at the baseball game stared over at us for like 20 seconds just to see if we noticed, and shortly after walked away. He came back about 20 minutes later.
Blind Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,618

08-25-2004, 02:30 AM	#46
Nick The Almighty Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 3,909	4 LIIFFEEEEE

08-25-2004, 02:31 AM	#47
McJuicy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 8,786	I have to get you high for life? Do we get to go get breakfast after? Cause I like breakfast
McJuicy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 8,786

08-25-2004, 02:32 AM	#48
Retroshark Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 2,413	i peed on my pants when i was high one time. that was awkward.

08-25-2004, 02:34 AM	#49
McJuicy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 8,786	I once took mushrooms before my family and I went to my grandmothers for Easter dinner Its a 2 hour car drive so mid-trip I was fucking tripping I was saying stupid shit and my parents and sister were just like OOOOhhh kyle Yeah..best Easter ever
McJuicy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 8,786

08-25-2004, 02:35 AM	#50
Retroshark Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 2,413	i hade being high around adults. i always try to act strait. it never works.