The "Farenheit 9/11" Megathread - Page 8

Whitey · 06-29-2004, 12:55 AM

GREG ARANOV: 5132 posts and counting of FRESH comedy.

Jason Ruiz · 06-29-2004, 12:57 AM

5312 to be precise.

Whitey · 06-29-2004, 12:59 AM

No, 5132 were FRESH comedy.

The rest were jokes stolen from you.

Jason Ruiz · 06-29-2004, 01:00 AM

What do you call a gathering of Martians?

...

THE GREEN PARTY!!!

Zaquis · 06-29-2004, 01:32 AM

So Damien, how about you stop your bitching, turn off the computer, get off your fat lazy ass, and go out and DO something about all these problems?

NAW, THAT TAKES TOO MUCH WORK! IT'S SO MUCH EASIER TO JUST TALK TO A BUNCH OF MIDDLE-CLASS TEENAGERS ON A BOARD AND YELL AT THEM ABOUT HOW THEIR COUNTRY SUCKS. YEAH, THAT MAKES A REAL DIFFERENCE IN THE LONG RUN!

Never cast your pearls before swine. Dipshit.

Damage Jackal · 06-29-2004, 02:07 AM

god, this is the most ridiculously hilarious thread i've ever read. basically, it seems to be everyone baiting damien jasper and him responding. it's awesome.

Gorosaurus · 06-29-2004, 03:55 AM

Haha, Damien killed Michael Moore and all of the points his movie could've brought forth for discussion in this topic.

It's kind of sad, because even the most prepubescent minded and grammatically challenged dislexic retard newbies here manage to find at least one other person to be their friend... online or off.

Steve Adair · 06-29-2004, 03:57 AM

I need a friend.

Damien Jasper · 06-29-2004, 04:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Whitey
See dude...I consider myself to be a left-leaning person. But I am also aware that most liberals are complete morons. It's just a bunch of people screaming out the same old arguements and making the same old points.

It never fails. Walk up to a liberal and say "tax cut". He'll roll his eyes and go "PSHHHH! TAX CUT! GAAAWD!" It's lame. It's like...talking to a robot.

MUST DISAGREE WITH EVERYTHING BUSH DOES. [/robot]

It's just stupid. And you seem to be the stereotypical liberal to me. So...just stop.

I haven't disagreed w/ everything Bush has done. Fact of the matter is, I was 100% behind him when he said the U of M shouldn't be using race as their primary indicator of acceptance. I think affirmative action is bullshit. I also support the death penalty and a more stringent border policy and I believe in responsibility of the individual and not bullshit about psychic vampires such as "The Music made me do it". I also can't stand feminists. So don't call me a knee jerk liberal shit for brains.

Jason Ruiz · 06-29-2004, 04:13 AM

You're like those people that go, 'I'M NOT RACIST. I HAVE BLACK FRIENDS.'

Bob The Ninja · 06-29-2004, 04:13 AM

...What's wrong with feminists?

Damien Jasper · 06-29-2004, 04:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fester Freelance
You're like those people that go, 'I'M NOT RACIST. I HAVE BLACK FRIENDS.'

I'm not even sure what you're getting at here. I freely admit to being politically liberal, but not in the rank and file manner wherein people say "These things are considered liberal therefore I believe them". I'm more like "I believe these things and people call them liberal". But I'm not going to pull a Rush Limbaugh and recoil at the idea of being called one and I don't just plain old disagree with everything George Bush does, just a great, great, great majority of it. Next time you post, have some substance.

Zach: That's pretty much what I do for a living, only last time I mentioned it people either found my occupation funny or had no fucking clue what it is.

Jason Ruiz · 06-29-2004, 04:25 AM

How's this for substance?:

I'm smarter than you.

Damien Jasper · 06-29-2004, 04:27 AM

Oh no. What will I do now that my world has been crushed?

Sammy Sagitarius · 06-29-2004, 04:28 AM

You know, the real one and only reason I'm liberal is because I believe in CHOICE.

Don't like abortion? CHOOSE not to have one.

Don't like gay marriage? CHOOSE not to marry the same sex.

Don't like to help everyone? CHOOSE not to be Canada.

So, yes, pretty much, I dislike the conservative WAY OF THINKING, in which, "If I don't like something, I'm going to make it so that no one can do it, ever" as opposed to the liberal way of thinking, which I find is, "If I don't like something, thank god I can choose to not participate."

The government of a "free country" shouldn't be telling people what they can and can't do as long as that person is dealing with themselves and others consentually.

For instance, if a person wants to die, why shouldn't he be allowed to pay a doctor to kill him painlessly?

My biggest problem with the Conservative Extremists is this constant desire to turn the bible into the constitution.

Jason Ruiz · 06-29-2004, 04:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Whitey
... But I am also aware that most liberals are complete morons. It's just a bunch of people screaming out the same old arguements and making the same old points.

Quote:

Originally posted by Sammy Sagitarius
You know, the real one and only reason I'm liberal is because I believe in CHOICE.

Don't like abortion? CHOOSE not to have one.

Don't like gay marriage? CHOOSE not to marry the same sex.

Don't like to help everyone? CHOOSE not to be Canada.

So, yes, pretty much, I dislike the conservative WAY OF THINKING, in which, "If I don't like something, I'm going to make it so that no one can do it, ever" as opposed to the liberal way of thinking, which I find is, "If I don't like something, thank god I can choose to not participate."

Sammy Sagitarius · 06-29-2004, 04:40 AM

[[insert fester's .wav: ROFL]]

Jason Ruiz · 06-29-2004, 04:54 AM

by the way, I'm assuming there are a few people who have been reading my comments and thinking, '... is Jason really a big fan of war?' or '... does Jason really support bush?' or '... is Jason really a conservative republican?'

What are my REAL viewpoints on this war, this movie, this president?

...

I think Carlin said it best:

(I'm using it in a slightly different context, but it still gets my point across.)

Sinarach · 06-29-2004, 05:10 AM

Carlin sounds like a fag.

Damien Jasper · 06-29-2004, 05:13 AM

Where on earth did you get those soundbytes?

Sammy Sagitarius · 06-29-2004, 05:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fester Freelance
by the way, I'm assuming there are a few people who have been reading my comments and thinking, '... is Jason really a big fan of war?' or '... does Jason really support bush?' or '... is Jason really a conservative republican?'

The soundbyte answered those questions HOW?

I'm not sure I understand what context you're using his words in...

You, Fester, are one of those people who... doesn't make up his mind, but watches everyone else fighting for entertainment?

Valeris · 07-01-2004, 02:12 AM

I should mention, I just read that the movie is coming into even more theatres after July 4th weekend. I think it'll reach a total of between 1700 and 1900 (but don't quote me). So hopefully I'll get to see it. Otherwise I think I wanna see Two Brothers, but the allure of F9/11 is pretty strong, especially after the trailer where Bush says "No watch this drive".

My goodness, the magestic leadership of this man just makes me all misty.

Qaz · 07-01-2004, 02:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sammy Sagitarius

The soundbyte answered those questions HOW?

I'm not sure I understand what context you're using his words in...

You, Fester, are one of those people who... doesn't make up his mind, but watches everyone else fighting for entertainment?

I get what he's saying, makes sense to me.

Jason Ruiz · 07-01-2004, 02:55 AM

Yeah. I've considered that maybe I took it too far out of context, but... no. that makes perfect sense. Sammy's just a retard.

Sammy Sagitarius · 07-01-2004, 06:06 AM

Smarter than thou.

06-29-2004, 12:55 AM	#176
Whitey Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,536	GREG ARANOV: 5132 posts and counting of FRESH comedy.
Whitey Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,536

06-29-2004, 12:59 AM	#178
Whitey Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,536	No, 5132 were FRESH comedy. The rest were jokes stolen from you.
Whitey Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,536

06-29-2004, 01:32 AM	#180
Zaquis Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 15,583	So Damien, how about you stop your bitching, turn off the computer, get off your fat lazy ass, and go out and DO something about all these problems? NAW, THAT TAKES TOO MUCH WORK! IT'S SO MUCH EASIER TO JUST TALK TO A BUNCH OF MIDDLE-CLASS TEENAGERS ON A BOARD AND YELL AT THEM ABOUT HOW THEIR COUNTRY SUCKS. YEAH, THAT MAKES A REAL DIFFERENCE IN THE LONG RUN! Never cast your pearls before swine. Dipshit.
Zaquis Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 15,583

06-29-2004, 04:27 AM	#189
Damien Jasper Banned Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 662	Oh no. What will I do now that my world has been crushed?
Damien Jasper Banned Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 662

06-29-2004, 05:10 AM	#194
Sinarach Banned Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,154	Carlin sounds like a fag.
Sinarach Banned Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,154

06-29-2004, 12:57 AM	#177
Jason Ruiz Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 12,975	5312 to be precise.

06-29-2004, 01:00 AM	#179
Jason Ruiz Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 12,975	What do you call a gathering of Martians? ... THE GREEN PARTY!!!

06-29-2004, 02:07 AM	#181
Damage Jackal Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 18,523	god, this is the most ridiculously hilarious thread i've ever read. basically, it seems to be everyone baiting damien jasper and him responding. it's awesome.

06-29-2004, 03:55 AM	#182
Gorosaurus Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 16,146	Haha, Damien killed Michael Moore and all of the points his movie could've brought forth for discussion in this topic. It's kind of sad, because even the most prepubescent minded and grammatically challenged dislexic retard newbies here manage to find at least one other person to be their friend... online or off.

06-29-2004, 03:57 AM	#183
Steve Adair Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 5,165	I need a friend.

06-29-2004, 04:13 AM	#185
Jason Ruiz Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 12,975	You're like those people that go, 'I'M NOT RACIST. I HAVE BLACK FRIENDS.'

06-29-2004, 04:13 AM	#186
Bob The Ninja Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 3,144	...What's wrong with feminists?

06-29-2004, 04:25 AM	#188
Jason Ruiz Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 12,975	How's this for substance?: I'm smarter than you.

06-29-2004, 04:28 AM	#190
Sammy Sagitarius Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,777	You know, the real one and only reason I'm liberal is because I believe in CHOICE. Don't like abortion? CHOOSE not to have one. Don't like gay marriage? CHOOSE not to marry the same sex. Don't like to help everyone? CHOOSE not to be Canada. So, yes, pretty much, I dislike the conservative WAY OF THINKING, in which, "If I don't like something, I'm going to make it so that no one can do it, ever" as opposed to the liberal way of thinking, which I find is, "If I don't like something, thank god I can choose to not participate." The government of a "free country" shouldn't be telling people what they can and can't do as long as that person is dealing with themselves and others consentually. For instance, if a person wants to die, why shouldn't he be allowed to pay a doctor to kill him painlessly? My biggest problem with the Conservative Extremists is this constant desire to turn the bible into the constitution.

06-29-2004, 04:40 AM	#192
Sammy Sagitarius Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,777	[[insert fester's .wav: ROFL]]

06-29-2004, 04:54 AM	#193
Jason Ruiz Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 12,975	by the way, I'm assuming there are a few people who have been reading my comments and thinking, '... is Jason really a big fan of war?' or '... does Jason really support bush?' or '... is Jason really a conservative republican?' What are my REAL viewpoints on this war, this movie, this president? ... I think Carlin said it best: (I'm using it in a slightly different context, but it still gets my point across.)

06-29-2004, 05:13 AM	#195
Damien Jasper Banned Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 662	Where on earth did you get those soundbytes?
Damien Jasper Banned Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 662

07-01-2004, 02:12 AM	#197
Valeris Banned Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 133	I should mention, I just read that the movie is coming into even more theatres after July 4th weekend. I think it'll reach a total of between 1700 and 1900 (but don't quote me). So hopefully I'll get to see it. Otherwise I think I wanna see Two Brothers, but the allure of F9/11 is pretty strong, especially after the trailer where Bush says "No watch this drive". My goodness, the magestic leadership of this man just makes me all misty.
Valeris Banned Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 133

07-01-2004, 02:55 AM	#199
Jason Ruiz Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 12,975	Yeah. I've considered that maybe I took it too far out of context, but... no. that makes perfect sense. Sammy's just a retard.

07-01-2004, 06:06 AM	#200
Sammy Sagitarius Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,777	Smarter than thou.