What are the small things that irk the fuck out of you? - Page 3

Kayl · 04-25-2004, 03:02 PM

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Originally posted by Vapor Unknown
isn't that the point of eating, to put food in your mouth..?

Not really...

Klown · 04-25-2004, 03:04 PM

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Originally posted by Damage Jackal
and i am one of those people that sniffs constantly when i have a cold.

Why don't you have the common courtesy to use a tissue.

Zaquis · 04-25-2004, 03:16 PM

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Originally posted by Jaymond

OH MY GOD i hate mouth breathers.
you know the ones like that kid in Hey! Arnold? and Chuckie's Dad?

why can i only think of cartoons as examples.
oh well you know the types.

This kid here...

This kid is eight years old, 4 foot something, and 80 KILOS. SWEET LORD. It seems to not be physically possible for him to breathe SILENTLY. He breaths loudly though his mouth ALL THE TIME, and even when he breaths through his nostrils, IT STILL MAKES NOISE. It sounds like he uses EVERY MUSCLE in his body just to take one breath. God. I wanna punch that kid.

Gavin Owers · 04-25-2004, 03:17 PM

Hey, I love his fucket t-shirt.

Zaquis · 04-25-2004, 03:29 PM

Hahahaha.

Nonononono. It's Phuket. It's pronounced Poo-ket. It's a huge tourist city in southern Thailand.

Shaun · 04-25-2004, 04:33 PM

I really hate how my parents always talk about how I'm on the computer a lot. All it does is encourage people to ask me for favors I don't want to do.

Why just now, my neighbor just gave me thirty pages of hand-written notes and he's expecting me to type them all out for free by this Wednesday.

Andres · 04-25-2004, 05:48 PM

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Originally posted by Cal Flavell
Oh, and one more thing...

People who are pretentious about what movies and music they watch. Like, people who think The Royal Tenenbaums is the height of filmmaking, or that Radiohead and Nirvana are somehow above all the other popular bands around.

Get over the damn movie already.

Oh, and I hate people taking their 8-year-old children to the 11:30 pm showing of THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST.

Whitey · 04-25-2004, 05:52 PM

Haha yeah I hate christians who detest violent movies, but then they go to The Passion of the Christ with their kids and think it's the greatest thing since the actual crucifixion.

A guy getting beaten and nailed on a cross by his wrists, that's perfectly fine. But watch Harry Potter and YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.

Shaun · 04-25-2004, 05:55 PM

I really hate potato bread. It's just disgusting. It's like regular bread but with this gross subtle taste added to it.

Klown · 04-25-2004, 05:57 PM

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Originally posted by Shaun
Why just now, my neighbor just gave me thirty pages of hand-written notes and he's expecting me to type them all out for free by this Wednesday.

Tell him to fuck off unless he pays you well.

Shaun · 04-25-2004, 05:59 PM

i cant get it done even if i wanted to. It's eight hours worth of typing, and thats more than all of my spare time for the next few days.

Evil Ash · 04-25-2004, 06:57 PM

People who chew with their mouths open, AT ANY AGE. That is the one thing that pisses me off the most. Even today, ay 16/17, a few of the people at my table, who aren't my freinds at all (they just kind of followed this one person that started hanging with us, that I don't like, but a lot do, because she's a woman and my friends are super desperate or something. Seriously, not only is she super fucking annoying and goes on and on about the stupidest things, she has no boobies), chew with their mouths open. I tell them to chew with their mouths closed, and they say, with a mouthfull of food, "SHWAT UHP!" These are the same kind of people who would ask, "DO YOU LIKE SEAFOOD?" to which somebody would reply, "YES" and they would stick out their tounge with chewed food on it.

Me and my three bestest buddies are thinking about setting up an iron curtain at your lunch table.

Evan · 04-25-2004, 07:18 PM

Ash, are you in elementry school?

it sure.. sounds like it.
what the fuck?

Evil Ash · 04-25-2004, 08:05 PM

High school. Grade 11. Second semester.

Those people are in grade 10.

They deserve to be shot.

Bown · 04-25-2004, 08:06 PM

Midgets.

Jeremy Dick · 04-25-2004, 08:16 PM

People who don't use turn signals.

Jeremy Dick · 04-25-2004, 08:23 PM

People who say, "Why do you watch wrestling, it's fake," when they learn that you watch it. So what if the winners are predetermined and the storylines are scripted? Pro wrestling is entertaining because of the choreography of the matches and the storylines. It's no different than enjoying any fictional movie or television show. Sure, it's not real, but the choreography and storylines are entertaining.

Allergic 2 Life · 04-25-2004, 08:28 PM

dont even get me started on small things...jesus...

pale kids with black creepstaches
gils with faded mustaches
emo people
goth people
azn cars
ignorant people
people who are stoners are say "yooooo listen to like pink floyd, its like, fucking tiiight when u blazzee, yoooo"
people who smell bad
poeple who breath loudly
people who swallow loudly
reality shows
gay make over shows on mtv/muchmusic
movies with talking dogs/children super hero's
seal - fly like an eagle
baby/little kids crying, laughing, singing
people who dress up to go see opening movies i.e. star wars, lord of the rings
people who think they are tough and try to start fights for no reason
people who use chewing tobacco
people who drink to be cool
people who dont use turn signals
people who dont let you merge
fat girls who wear skimpy clothing and tiny asian backpacks
dumb women
people who eat like slobs
people who have a piece of food on their cheek and dont take it off
gross acne faced people
bob marly
people who say queer, but try to hide so it sounds like 'ear'
people who dont understand movies so they hate them
oxymorons

JP · 04-25-2004, 08:29 PM

As of a couple weeks ago, middle-schoolers who go to darker (horror or suspense) films--cause they horde the theatres in packs, barely pay attention to the film, and feel the need to laugh and shit to impress their friends every time a character is killed or injured. Every time.

And unkind people who try to sound witty in their "biting" sarcastic remarks but just come off as really dense and awkward.

Del · 04-25-2004, 08:44 PM

I agree with Allergic 2 Life except for the things I marked.

pale kids with black creepstaches
gils with faded mustaches
emo people
goth people - I like them
azn cars - They're okay
ignorant people
people who are stoners are say "yooooo listen to like pink floyd, its like, fucking tiiight when u blazzee, yoooo"
people who smell bad
poeple who breath loudly
people who swallow loudly
reality shows
gay make over shows on mtv/muchmusic
movies with talking dogs/children super hero's
seal - fly like an eagle
baby/little kids crying, laughing, singing
people who dress up to go see opening movies i.e. star wars, lord of the rings - those people are fun to watch
people who think they are tough and try to start fights for no reason
people who use chewing tobacco
people who drink to be cool
people who dont use turn signals - HOLY FUCKING SHIT YES
people who dont let you merge
fat girls who wear skimpy clothing and tiny asian backpacks - my friend and I made up a name for those ... OGWETA - Obese Girls Wearing Extremely Tight Atire.
dumb women - Dumb=Women... right? naw just kidding...
people who eat like slobs
people who have a piece of food on their cheek and dont take it off
gross acne faced people
bob marly - I don't even know who that is really, or do I? I can't remember
people who say queer, but try to hide so it sounds like 'ear' - I've never heard that, but it sounds retarded
people who dont understand movies so they hate them
oxymorons
yeah... I

JP · 04-25-2004, 08:52 PM

also,

-people who form opinions about movies and music and any other type of art solely on what big-name critics and the masses say
-really sarcastic depressed goth atheist "the world's fucked and I hate my parents" free-riding morons who always act like they're a moment away from biting the dust but somehow just never seem to get around to doing that
-people who don't use turn signals
-people who tailgate you when you're already well over the speed limit
-people that get upset real quickly at any time when they're driving
-fat people that only wear black clothing, Marilyn Manson shirts and trechcoats. Seriously, you fucking smell.
-people who judge anything when the subject matter is well over their heads
-political extremists and finger-pointers of any kind
-little idiot kids. not all kids, just the little idiots.

more to come as I think of em

Jeremy Dick · 04-25-2004, 09:38 PM

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-little idiot kids. not all kids, just the little idiots.

you have no idea how hard this made me laugh

Anthropophagus · 04-25-2004, 09:49 PM

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Originally posted by Robert Domke
Interesting.

Have you considered suicide?

on that note, some more things that irk me:

- chest shitting

- bad music

- dark-looking 'artists' from Germany

- sexual deviance

that about sums it up.

*edit* forgot to include one more thing...

- fruit picking

Andres · 04-25-2004, 10:25 PM

totally lame.

Anthropophagus · 04-25-2004, 10:34 PM

TOTALLY, MAN!

*posts 3-page essay on why it's lame*

*brushes hands off in satisfaction*

04-25-2004, 03:29 PM	#55
Zaquis Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 15,583	Hahahaha. Nonononono. It's Phuket. It's pronounced Poo-ket. It's a huge tourist city in southern Thailand.
Zaquis Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 15,583

04-25-2004, 04:33 PM	#56
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881	I really hate how my parents always talk about how I'm on the computer a lot. All it does is encourage people to ask me for favors I don't want to do. Why just now, my neighbor just gave me thirty pages of hand-written notes and he's expecting me to type them all out for free by this Wednesday.
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881

04-25-2004, 05:52 PM	#58
Whitey Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,536	Haha yeah I hate christians who detest violent movies, but then they go to The Passion of the Christ with their kids and think it's the greatest thing since the actual crucifixion. A guy getting beaten and nailed on a cross by his wrists, that's perfectly fine. But watch Harry Potter and YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.
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04-25-2004, 05:55 PM	#59
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881	I really hate potato bread. It's just disgusting. It's like regular bread but with this gross subtle taste added to it.
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881

04-25-2004, 05:59 PM	#61
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881	i cant get it done even if i wanted to. It's eight hours worth of typing, and thats more than all of my spare time for the next few days.
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881

04-25-2004, 03:17 PM	#54
Gavin Owers Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 2,935	Hey, I love his fucket t-shirt.

04-25-2004, 06:57 PM	#62
Evil Ash Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 15,534	People who chew with their mouths open, AT ANY AGE. That is the one thing that pisses me off the most. Even today, ay 16/17, a few of the people at my table, who aren't my freinds at all (they just kind of followed this one person that started hanging with us, that I don't like, but a lot do, because she's a woman and my friends are super desperate or something. Seriously, not only is she super fucking annoying and goes on and on about the stupidest things, she has no boobies), chew with their mouths open. I tell them to chew with their mouths closed, and they say, with a mouthfull of food, "SHWAT UHP!" These are the same kind of people who would ask, "DO YOU LIKE SEAFOOD?" to which somebody would reply, "YES" and they would stick out their tounge with chewed food on it. Me and my three bestest buddies are thinking about setting up an iron curtain at your lunch table.
Evil Ash Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 15,534

04-25-2004, 07:18 PM	#63
Evan Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,819	Ash, are you in elementry school? it sure.. sounds like it. what the fuck?
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04-25-2004, 08:05 PM	#64
Evil Ash Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 15,534	High school. Grade 11. Second semester. Those people are in grade 10. They deserve to be shot.
Evil Ash Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 15,534

04-25-2004, 08:06 PM	#65
Bown Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 18,740	Midgets.
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04-25-2004, 08:16 PM	#66
Jeremy Dick Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 4,228	People who don't use turn signals.

04-25-2004, 08:23 PM	#67
Jeremy Dick Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 4,228	People who say, "Why do you watch wrestling, it's fake," when they learn that you watch it. So what if the winners are predetermined and the storylines are scripted? Pro wrestling is entertaining because of the choreography of the matches and the storylines. It's no different than enjoying any fictional movie or television show. Sure, it's not real, but the choreography and storylines are entertaining.

04-25-2004, 08:28 PM	#68
Allergic 2 Life Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,459	dont even get me started on small things...jesus... pale kids with black creepstaches gils with faded mustaches emo people goth people azn cars ignorant people people who are stoners are say "yooooo listen to like pink floyd, its like, fucking tiiight when u blazzee, yoooo" people who smell bad poeple who breath loudly people who swallow loudly reality shows gay make over shows on mtv/muchmusic movies with talking dogs/children super hero's seal - fly like an eagle baby/little kids crying, laughing, singing people who dress up to go see opening movies i.e. star wars, lord of the rings people who think they are tough and try to start fights for no reason people who use chewing tobacco people who drink to be cool people who dont use turn signals people who dont let you merge fat girls who wear skimpy clothing and tiny asian backpacks dumb women people who eat like slobs people who have a piece of food on their cheek and dont take it off gross acne faced people bob marly people who say queer, but try to hide so it sounds like 'ear' people who dont understand movies so they hate them oxymorons

04-25-2004, 08:29 PM	#69
JP Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 1,200	As of a couple weeks ago, middle-schoolers who go to darker (horror or suspense) films--cause they horde the theatres in packs, barely pay attention to the film, and feel the need to laugh and shit to impress their friends every time a character is killed or injured. Every time. And unkind people who try to sound witty in their "biting" sarcastic remarks but just come off as really dense and awkward.
JP Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 1,200

04-25-2004, 08:44 PM	#70
Del Banned Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 245	I agree with Allergic 2 Life except for the things I marked. pale kids with black creepstaches gils with faded mustaches emo people goth people - I like them azn cars - They're okay ignorant people people who are stoners are say "yooooo listen to like pink floyd, its like, fucking tiiight when u blazzee, yoooo" people who smell bad poeple who breath loudly people who swallow loudly reality shows gay make over shows on mtv/muchmusic movies with talking dogs/children super hero's seal - fly like an eagle baby/little kids crying, laughing, singing people who dress up to go see opening movies i.e. star wars, lord of the rings - those people are fun to watch people who think they are tough and try to start fights for no reason people who use chewing tobacco people who drink to be cool people who dont use turn signals - HOLY FUCKING SHIT YES people who dont let you merge fat girls who wear skimpy clothing and tiny asian backpacks - my friend and I made up a name for those ... OGWETA - Obese Girls Wearing Extremely Tight Atire. dumb women - Dumb=Women... right? naw just kidding... people who eat like slobs people who have a piece of food on their cheek and dont take it off gross acne faced people bob marly - I don't even know who that is really, or do I? I can't remember people who say queer, but try to hide so it sounds like 'ear' - I've never heard that, but it sounds retarded people who dont understand movies so they hate them oxymorons yeah... I
Del Banned Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 245

04-25-2004, 08:52 PM	#71
JP Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 1,200	also, -people who form opinions about movies and music and any other type of art solely on what big-name critics and the masses say -really sarcastic depressed goth atheist "the world's fucked and I hate my parents" free-riding morons who always act like they're a moment away from biting the dust but somehow just never seem to get around to doing that -people who don't use turn signals -people who tailgate you when you're already well over the speed limit -people that get upset real quickly at any time when they're driving -fat people that only wear black clothing, Marilyn Manson shirts and trechcoats. Seriously, you fucking smell. -people who judge anything when the subject matter is well over their heads -political extremists and finger-pointers of any kind -little idiot kids. not all kids, just the little idiots. more to come as I think of em
JP Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 1,200

04-25-2004, 10:25 PM	#74
Andres Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,797	totally lame.
Andres Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,797

04-25-2004, 10:34 PM	#75
Anthropophagus Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,997	TOTALLY, MAN! posts 3-page essay on why it's lame brushes hands off in satisfaction