No

Demented Ferret · 04-21-2004, 04:40 PM

You fucking retard.

Klown · 04-21-2004, 04:41 PM

Was this originally a thread where alan was bragging about BREAKING AND ENTERING. Damn you quick edit damn you.

EDIT:

Quote:

Originally posted by Alan Maloney
Me and my friend broke into _________ and stole computers and keyboards and paintings. We were barely there 6 minutes when security arrived. In the last minute, Skull went outside as a look out. Best decision he ever made. When security arrived, we bolted. Adrenaline really kicked in. It was fucking nuts.

Discuss your 'break-in' stories, if any...

(thanks ferret)

Alan Maloney · 04-21-2004, 04:41 PM

Fuck you!

Just realised it's stupid to post that. Eek!

Jim Harding · 04-21-2004, 04:41 PM

Alan Maloney · 04-21-2004, 04:42 PM

It was. Very good.

Klown · 04-21-2004, 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Alan Maloney
Me and my friend broke into _________ and stole computers and keyboards and paintings. We were barely there 6 minutes when security arrived. In the last minute, Skull went outside as a look out. Best decision he ever made. When security arrived, we bolted. Adrenaline really kicked in. It was fucking nuts.

Discuss your 'break-in' stories, if any...

Demented Ferret · 04-21-2004, 04:43 PM

Zaquis · 04-21-2004, 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Crappy Klown
Was this originally a thread where alan was bragging about BREAKING AND ENTERING. Damn you quick edit damn you.

Where can I find a highly homo-erotic post?

Demented Ferret · 04-21-2004, 04:43 PM

Two posts above you buddy.

Alextittycomb · 04-21-2004, 04:45 PM

why did you post 'No' that is a crap subject.
I mean why the hell would you post that It's so stupid.

Or did you accidentally Post a new thread instead of a new post by accident?

My friend did that once.

Klown · 04-21-2004, 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Alextittycomb
why did you post 'No' that is a crap subject.
I mean why the hell would you post that It's so stupid.

Or did you accidentally Post a new thread instead of a new post by accident?

My friend did that once.

READ THE ENTIRE THEAD BEFORE POSTING.

Alextittycomb · 04-21-2004, 04:51 PM

why do you hate me so much shitty clown?

Alan Maloney · 04-21-2004, 04:53 PM

You deserve it.

Zaquis · 04-21-2004, 04:54 PM

OH GOD THE IRONY IS ENGULFING ME OH GOD AAAAAAAAAAGH!

Zaquis · 04-21-2004, 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Alextittycomb
why did you post 'No' that is a crap subject.
I mean why the hell would you post that It's so stupid.

Or did you accidentally Post a new thread instead of a new post by accident?

My friend did that once.

Hahahaha. I can totally picture these two teenage guys and one's like "SHIT DUDE! The other day I was at this forum, and then I posted a reply, and accidentily posted a new thread!" and the second one's like "HAHAHA! OH SHIT THAT'S HILARIOUS!"

And then they sit there and laugh hysterically.

Alan Maloney · 04-21-2004, 04:58 PM

Well, I might as well explain the event considering some cunt copied what I wrote...

Me & Skull broke into this sports club and stole thier 3 computers and some chairs. Then, we stole thier club painting which were a cunt to lift. Then, we were barely there 5 minutes when Skull decided he'd be the look out.

Best decision he ever made because like a minute later, along come security and caused a bit of shit. We had to drop the last painting, leave the computers and chairs and bolt.

The adrenaline kicked in as we bolted for a couple of minutes. We didn't really intend on doing it, we had ideas of breaking shit, but never to steal shit. But they left thier window open so we figured why not?

Broke the window and let ourslefves in. Unlatched the door and escaped temporarily with computers, chairs and paintings.

I realise no one else does this sort of shit here, and it's all good. I know I'll get some shit for this, but hey, at least I discuss the juvenile shit I do. I guess some are really past this shit... meh

Discuss your break-in stories... if any...

Demented Ferret · 04-21-2004, 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Demented Ferret
You fucking retard.

Zaquis · 04-21-2004, 05:03 PM

Your friends nicknames get gayer and gayer every time you post a new story. Seriously, even the Little Rascals beat your retarded nicknames.

Alan Maloney · 04-21-2004, 05:04 PM

Woah!

Klown · 04-21-2004, 05:05 PM

I hope you get arrested.

Alan Maloney · 04-21-2004, 05:08 PM

Well, being under 18 and it being my first (known) offence, I'm feeling quite confident that I'd be let off...

Born Zealot · 04-22-2004, 01:50 AM

i hope you get sent to prison and raped

Kale Monster · 04-22-2004, 01:58 AM

Quote:

Well, I might as well explain the event considering some cunt copied what I wrote...

Me & Skull broke into this sports club and stole thier 3 computers and some chairs. Then, we stole thier club painting which were a cunt to lift. Then, we were barely there 5 minutes when Skull decided he'd be the look out.

Best decision he ever made because like a minute later, along come security and caused a bit of shit. We had to drop the last painting, leave the computers and chairs and bolt.

The adrenaline kicked in as we bolted for a couple of minutes. We didn't really intend on doing it, we had ideas of breaking shit, but never to steal shit. But they left thier window open so we figured why not?

Broke the window and let ourslefves in. Unlatched the door and escaped temporarily with computers, chairs and paintings.

I realise no one else does this sort of shit here, and it's all good. I know I'll get some shit for this, but hey, at least I discuss the juvenile shit I do. I guess some are really past this shit... meh

Discuss your break-in stories... if any...

Alan Moloney.
That's your real name, yes?
You live in Adelaide, yes?
Goat has an IP address logged of you, yes?

Can a mod give me his IP address, so I can track him to an ISP and report him to Crimestoppers?

Alternatively, here's the Australian number if you want to do it yourself: 1800 333 000

Phil Williamson · 04-22-2004, 02:02 AM

Maloney, you're such a fucking tryhard. No one thinks you're cool. Fuck off.

04-21-2004, 04:39 PM	#1
Alan Maloney Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 564	No No
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04-21-2004, 04:41 PM	#4
Alan Maloney Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 564	Fuck you! Just realised it's stupid to post that. Eek!
Alan Maloney Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 564

04-21-2004, 04:41 PM	#5
Jim Harding Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 3,887	poo

04-21-2004, 04:42 PM	#6
Alan Maloney Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 564	It was. Very good.
Alan Maloney Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 564

04-21-2004, 04:43 PM	#8
Demented Ferret Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 16,248	Yep.

04-21-2004, 04:40 PM	#2
Demented Ferret Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 16,248	You fucking retard.

04-21-2004, 04:45 PM	#11
Alextittycomb Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 465	What the hell? why did you post 'No' that is a crap subject. I mean why the hell would you post that It's so stupid. Or did you accidentally Post a new thread instead of a new post by accident? My friend did that once.

04-21-2004, 04:51 PM	#13
Alextittycomb Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 465	why do you hate me so much shitty clown?

04-21-2004, 04:53 PM	#14
Alan Maloney Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 564	You deserve it.
Alan Maloney Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 564

04-21-2004, 04:54 PM	#15
Zaquis Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 15,583	OH GOD THE IRONY IS ENGULFING ME OH GOD AAAAAAAAAAGH!
Zaquis Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 15,583

04-21-2004, 04:58 PM	#17
Alan Maloney Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 564	THE BREAK-IN Well, I might as well explain the event considering some cunt copied what I wrote... Me & Skull broke into this sports club and stole thier 3 computers and some chairs. Then, we stole thier club painting which were a cunt to lift. Then, we were barely there 5 minutes when Skull decided he'd be the look out. Best decision he ever made because like a minute later, along come security and caused a bit of shit. We had to drop the last painting, leave the computers and chairs and bolt. The adrenaline kicked in as we bolted for a couple of minutes. We didn't really intend on doing it, we had ideas of breaking shit, but never to steal shit. But they left thier window open so we figured why not? Broke the window and let ourslefves in. Unlatched the door and escaped temporarily with computers, chairs and paintings. I realise no one else does this sort of shit here, and it's all good. I know I'll get some shit for this, but hey, at least I discuss the juvenile shit I do. I guess some are really past this shit... meh Discuss your break-in stories... if any...
Alan Maloney Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 564

04-21-2004, 05:03 PM	#19
Zaquis Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 15,583	Your friends nicknames get gayer and gayer every time you post a new story. Seriously, even the Little Rascals beat your retarded nicknames.
Zaquis Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 15,583

04-21-2004, 05:04 PM	#20
Alan Maloney Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 564	Woah!
Alan Maloney Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 564

04-21-2004, 05:05 PM	#21
Klown Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,640	I hope you get arrested.
Klown Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,640

04-21-2004, 05:08 PM	#22
Alan Maloney Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 564	Well, being under 18 and it being my first (known) offence, I'm feeling quite confident that I'd be let off...
Alan Maloney Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 564

04-22-2004, 01:50 AM	#23
Born Zealot Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 2,780	i hope you get sent to prison and raped

04-22-2004, 02:02 AM	#25
Phil Williamson Super Moderator Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 16,900	Maloney, you're such a fucking tryhard. No one thinks you're cool. Fuck off.