Jokes, I need jokes. - Page 7

Del · 04-16-2004, 05:08 PM

cuz he got raped lol

Kayl · 04-16-2004, 08:58 PM

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Originally posted by Damien Jasper
Okay. That is really, really funny! Did you know that gullible is not in the dictionary?

It's spelt gulleble.

Melrose Let Down · 04-16-2004, 09:01 PM

iT IS??? LOL oMG NO wAy! I CnT BuLeeve DaT I HAv ALlWaYS BEEN SPELLIN tIWRONG. LOLOL ogfeu

[ac]t smaks head[a/ct]

Damien Jasper · 04-16-2004, 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kayl

It's spelt gulleble.

Nice try.

Brimz · 04-16-2004, 09:09 PM

I know. It doesn't even HAVE an "L"

Melrose Let Down · 04-16-2004, 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Damien Jasper

Nice try.

LOL.

He's all:

"Haw. I see what is going on here, but due to my superior knowledge, I will not be tricked by your attempts to mislead me. The common man may have been swayed by your argument, but not I!"

Damien Jasper · 04-16-2004, 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Melrose Let Down

LOL.

He's all:

"Haw. I see what is going on here, but due to my superior knowledge, I will not be tricked by your attempts to mislead me. The common man may have been swayed by your argument, but not I!"

See, we're putting words in my mouth again. Actually it was a pretty funny mislead and it JUST about had me, which I readily admit to. How many times do I have to say it? I don't find myself to be smarter than anyone else on this board. Is that plain enough for you or do you need pictures to illustrate?

Melrose Let Down · 04-16-2004, 09:22 PM

What the hell are you talking about?

It was just dumb of you to point that out, as if he were really expecting to fool people.

Damien Jasper · 04-16-2004, 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Melrose Let Down
What the hell are you talking about?

It was just dumb of you to point that out, as if he were really expecting to fool people.

That's why I was joking when I said nice try. I said it was a funny mislead. You're just ticked because I beat you to the punch of admitting I'm not smarter than anyone here. Your accusation fell flat and now you'e lashing out. Sad, really. To be perfectly honest really, I don't expect anyone to have fallen for the dictionary joke, I was just trying to keep up with Goro (that's still funny by the way).

Shaun · 04-16-2004, 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kayl

It's spelt gulleble.

WELL MAYBE THAT'S WHY IT'S NOT IN THE DICTIONARY. Duhhhh

Melrose Let Down · 04-16-2004, 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Damien Jasper

That's why I was joking when I said nice try.

I'll quote one of my good friends from the board...

JOKES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY.

So either you were trying to be smart, or trying to be funny. No matter which it was, you failed.

Notch Johnson · 04-16-2004, 09:33 PM

Kayl · 04-16-2004, 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shaun
WELL MAYBE THAT'S WHY IT'S NOT IN THE DICTIONARY. Duhhhh

Exactly.

Damien Jasper · 04-16-2004, 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Melrose Let Down

I'll quote one of my good friends from the board...

JOKES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY.

So either you were trying to be smart, or trying to be funny. No matter which it was, you failed.

I said above, that's why I need MORE JOKES! MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE!

Gorosaurus · 04-17-2004, 06:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kayl

It's spelt gulleble.

Haha, I can't believe I fell for that.. even for just a moment.

I was like "PW...n.........ed.."

Steve Adair · 04-17-2004, 06:09 AM

whats the difference between a nigger and a pothole

you swerve to avoid the pothole

Gorosaurus · 04-17-2004, 06:26 AM

I was so hoping that you wouldn't have anything in the spoiler, but alas....

Lyntan · 04-17-2004, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Damien Jasper
I don't find myself to be smarter than anyone else on this board. Is that plain enough for you or do you need pictures to illustrate?

Not only does the second sentence there completely contradict the first, but that's the biggest load of bullshit I've heard since the Bible.

From ONE PAGE of your first thread... ONE FUCKING PAGE

Quote:

Originally posted by Damien Jasper
Personally I think (Root Pie) was just way too smart for some people.

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Originally posted by Damien Jasper
No, you're not smarter than me, guaranteed.

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Originally posted by Damien Jasper
The fact that you're even arguing with me shows how dumb you are.

And the icing on the cake...

Quote:

Originally posted by Damien Jasper
I know I'm smarter than you

Going through all that reminded me of what a fucking cunt you really, really are.

Brimz · 04-17-2004, 04:41 PM

haha.

Damien Jasper · 04-17-2004, 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tom Braithwaite

Not only does the second sentence there completely contradict the first, but that's the biggest load of bullshit I've heard since the Bible.

From ONE PAGE of your first thread... ONE FUCKING PAGE

And the icing on the cake...

Going through all that reminded me of what a fucking cunt you really, really are.

Okay, stay ticked off. Like I said, don't take anything I say seriously. I was just ticked off. So whatever. Hate me then.

Scatterbrain · 04-17-2004, 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tom Braithwaite
....but that's the biggest load of bullshit I've heard since the Bible.

HA HA!

Damien Jasper · 04-17-2004, 10:00 PM

This board is so full of...angry, angry people. Good thing you've got me to blame for it!

Bown · 04-17-2004, 10:01 PM

No, we have God to blame for it.

Damien Jasper · 04-17-2004, 10:04 PM

Too bad, people were having such a fun time blaming me for all that rage. It is after all my fault they keep reading my posts. I can control them that way you see.

Matt McGowan · 04-17-2004, 10:09 PM

One day a patient gets a few tests run by his doctor, and the next day he goes in to ask his doctor about the results. He goes "Hey Doc, how am I?"

The Doctor says, "Well, I have bad news, and worse news"

The guy goes, "Aw man, let me hear it"

The Doctor says, "Well, the bad news is you have cancer. The worse news is, is that you have alzheimer's"

The guy goes, "Phew, thank God I dont have cancer"

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Next one:

One day, a man gets a call from the hospital, and a doctor tells him to come in immediately. The guy gets there and the doctor tells him to take a seat. The doctor sits next him and tells him his wife has been in a horrible car accident. The man begins to sob and asks how she is. The doctor tells him that she is paralyzed from the neck down and that he will have to take care of her for the rest of his life. The man begins to cry. The doctor says, "You'll have to feed her, bring her to the bathroom, give her her medication everyday and pretty much go everywhere with her. She's going to be in a wheelchair for the rest of her life." The man keeps crying. The doctor says, "Haha, I'm just fucking with you. She's dead."

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Del Banned Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 245	cuz he got raped lol
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04-16-2004, 09:01 PM	#153
Melrose Let Down Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,566	iT IS??? LOL oMG NO wAy! I CnT BuLeeve DaT I HAv ALlWaYS BEEN SPELLIN tIWRONG. LOLOL ogfeu [ac]t smaks head[a/ct]

04-16-2004, 09:22 PM	#158
Melrose Let Down Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,566	What the hell are you talking about? It was just dumb of you to point that out, as if he were really expecting to fool people.

04-17-2004, 06:09 AM	#166
Steve Adair Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 5,165	whats the difference between a nigger and a pothole you swerve to avoid the pothole

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Gorosaurus Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 16,146	I was so hoping that you wouldn't have anything in the spoiler, but alas....

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Bown Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 18,740	No, we have God to blame for it.
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04-17-2004, 10:04 PM	#174
Damien Jasper Banned Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 662	Too bad, people were having such a fun time blaming me for all that rage. It is after all my fault they keep reading my posts. I can control them that way you see.
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04-17-2004, 10:09 PM	#175
Matt McGowan Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 2,791	One day a patient gets a few tests run by his doctor, and the next day he goes in to ask his doctor about the results. He goes "Hey Doc, how am I?" The Doctor says, "Well, I have bad news, and worse news" The guy goes, "Aw man, let me hear it" The Doctor says, "Well, the bad news is you have cancer. The worse news is, is that you have alzheimer's" The guy goes, "Phew, thank God I dont have cancer" ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Next one: One day, a man gets a call from the hospital, and a doctor tells him to come in immediately. The guy gets there and the doctor tells him to take a seat. The doctor sits next him and tells him his wife has been in a horrible car accident. The man begins to sob and asks how she is. The doctor tells him that she is paralyzed from the neck down and that he will have to take care of her for the rest of his life. The man begins to cry. The doctor says, "You'll have to feed her, bring her to the bathroom, give her her medication everyday and pretty much go everywhere with her. She's going to be in a wheelchair for the rest of her life." The man keeps crying. The doctor says, "Haha, I'm just fucking with you. She's dead."