Freestyle Battle - Page 6

Cal Flavell · 02-13-2004, 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Royston
I'd say Cal, but it was painfully obvious that most of his rhymes were straight up bitten. so i guess i'll give the number 2 spot to Bown, for his consistency.

What the fuck? "Bitten"? Are you retarded?

I'm the only one here who has any talent for rapping, and you claim I stole my rhymes?

Wow, dude. My respect for you has just gone way down.

Lord Blazer · 02-13-2004, 10:15 PM

WINNER OF THE THREAD: JOEY COSMOS AS OWTZAIN - HARDCORE RAP

Jeremy Dick · 02-13-2004, 10:17 PM

Royston · 02-13-2004, 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cal Flavell

What the fuck? "Bitten"? Are you retarded?

I'm the only one here who has any talent for rapping, and you claim I stole my rhymes?

Wow, dude. My respect for you has just gone way down.

you lose, bitch.

David Crowe · 02-13-2004, 10:27 PM

Bown don't know shit about sexual frustration,
come and talk to us after you've learned masturbation,
Don't try and sound powerful you scrawny little freak,
face the fact that in reality you're the biggest school geek.

You wake up in the morning and out comes a tear,
the fact that school starts soon always strikes you with fear,
the bullies will do all the same shit that they do,
when you look for remorse they'll just say "Hey fuck you!".

At lunch they find you and throw you in the dirt,
one of them punched you in the back and it sure hurt,
then the hottest girl comes up and tells them to stop,
they walk away laughing and then upwards you hop.

You've liked this girl for about five or six years,
you tried to jack off to her until you reached tears,
so you walk up and say "Wanna go out tonight?"
she laughs in your face and says "Uh I'm gay all right?"

This makes you sad cause you know she just lied,
she's always got some guy standing by her close side,
as you stare at her some guy pulls down ya pants, dacked,
your small dick revealed, but you said you were packed?

That night you just wanna end your sad life,
you'll never have friends and there's no future wife,
you pick up a gun and then you pull the trigger,
that's my rap about Thomas Bown, ******!

Jaymond · 02-13-2004, 11:21 PM

does everyone not realise how funny this is to laugh at?

Lord Blazer · 02-13-2004, 11:24 PM

I repeat:

Quote:

Originally posted by Kyle Magocs
WINNER OF THE THREAD: JOEY COSMOS AS OWTZAIN - HARDCORE RAP

David Crowe · 02-13-2004, 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jaymond
does everyone not realise how funny this is to laugh at?

I...I can't rap

Phil Williamson · 02-14-2004, 12:15 AM

Yo,
fo shizzle,
werd.

The Chinese Jew · 02-14-2004, 01:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jeremy Dick
there's only enough room for one dick in here
so harris, do us a favor and just disappear
yo tom, follow dicky dick on out the door
if you don't, no prob, I'll just put you on ignore
cause your posts are a bore, they cause me to snore,
you really shouldn't try the rap war anymore
and you sure aint hardcore, you look like a faggot
you got teeth that resemble norbert and daggett
and even bob saget would be ripping on you
a rapper who's a 12 year old balding shrew?
give me a break man you're fuckin' pathetic
i hope for your kids sake your looks aren't genetic

I liked this one quite a lot!!

and thanks to everyone for saying, "I can't believe Jeff Ching can write good rap lyrics"

I'll probably call it quits now while I'm on top

Aaron Haynes · 02-14-2004, 01:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jaymond
does everyone not realise how funny this is to laugh at?

If you mean the entire thread, I heartily agree.

Gorosaurus · 02-14-2004, 03:04 AM

Naw wait up folks, this battle ain't half dead,
there's still fun to be had, come outta this thread.
That Thomas Bown, still layin' the smack,
while I'm laying his mom for some bags o' crack.
But I can sympathise, it's tough hearing such word,
like 14 years ago, when she banged that Big Bird.

But then, what hatched was neither Ernie nor Bert,
no, to many more men would this offspring flirt.
Like Richard Simmons, just hooked on Dungeons & D,
or a perfect guniea pig for acne vanishing cream.
The pain of Nagasaki wasn't nearly the girth,
of the horror young Bown would plague of this Earth.

I wonder how long we are under this sentence,
we get the one sped who doesn't grab our attendance.
He logs onto the board, and the torture does start,
as we can't escape the fumes of this racist mind fart.
I know you can't play with other kids because you're too frail,
but geeze man... with you here, we're all destined for Hell..

Blind · 02-14-2004, 03:20 AM

haah thats cool except for Dungeons&D and cream

Beast · 02-14-2004, 03:58 AM

what??? that was practially the best part man

Beast · 02-14-2004, 04:11 AM

Lifes like Cellophane plastic, Dripping pain,
Always so drastic it never stays the same,
One thing you can count on, this is for real,
You'll be using each one of your senses especailly to feel.

Pain, thats all that life is,
Flows though you soul makes you decrepid.
Allocates through the hole in your brain,
Inconsistant, never ever the Same.

Why even try, why not just give up.
We think were good, but we all just suck.
I'll never stop rhymin till i got a reason,
Masochist of pain and i love the hate feelin's.

Lets all just lay down and die,
Let each one of our friends sing death's luluby.
I'm really not sure, what the truth is,
But all i know Is I'm the best there is and thats Fashiz.

Damn straight

Night Crawler · 02-14-2004, 05:20 AM

haha nice.

Snatch · 02-14-2004, 05:37 AM

Actually I really liked Beast's latest....it actually kind of flows and stay on one subject.

Jaymond · 02-14-2004, 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by David Crowe

I...I can't rap

no not you Mr. Crow!

this whole thread.

Dick Harris · 03-04-2004, 10:52 AM

HOW
NOW
BROWN COW

Happyjuice · 03-04-2004, 11:47 AM

Dick Harris · 03-04-2004, 11:54 AM

BLUE
ZOO
WHO?
YOU.

Happyjuice · 03-04-2004, 11:56 AM

Dick Harris · 03-04-2004, 12:01 PM

HEAD
BED
FRED
SHED

Happyjuice · 03-04-2004, 12:03 PM

Dick Harris · 03-04-2004, 12:04 PM

FINISH HIM

02-13-2004, 11:21 PM	#131
Jaymond Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 17,508	does everyone not realise how funny this is to laugh at?
Jaymond Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 17,508	i secretly hate all of these fuckin' nerd-ball losers. but not you ; - )

02-14-2004, 03:20 AM	#138
Blind Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,618	haah thats cool except for Dungeons&D and cream
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02-14-2004, 03:58 AM	#139
Beast Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 7,998	what??? that was practially the best part man
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02-14-2004, 04:11 AM	#140
Beast Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 7,998	Lifes like Cellophane plastic, Dripping pain, Always so drastic it never stays the same, One thing you can count on, this is for real, You'll be using each one of your senses especailly to feel. Pain, thats all that life is, Flows though you soul makes you decrepid. Allocates through the hole in your brain, Inconsistant, never ever the Same. Why even try, why not just give up. We think were good, but we all just suck. I'll never stop rhymin till i got a reason, Masochist of pain and i love the hate feelin's. Lets all just lay down and die, Let each one of our friends sing death's luluby. I'm really not sure, what the truth is, But all i know Is I'm the best there is and thats Fashiz. Damn straight
Beast Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 7,998

02-14-2004, 05:37 AM	#142
Snatch Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 144	Actually I really liked Beast's latest....it actually kind of flows and stay on one subject.
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02-13-2004, 10:15 PM	#127
Lord Blazer Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 16,879	WINNER OF THE THREAD: JOEY COSMOS AS OWTZAIN - HARDCORE RAP

02-13-2004, 10:17 PM	#128
Jeremy Dick Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 4,228

02-13-2004, 10:27 PM	#130
David Crowe Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 1,736	Bown don't know shit about sexual frustration, come and talk to us after you've learned masturbation, Don't try and sound powerful you scrawny little freak, face the fact that in reality you're the biggest school geek. You wake up in the morning and out comes a tear, the fact that school starts soon always strikes you with fear, the bullies will do all the same shit that they do, when you look for remorse they'll just say "Hey fuck you!". At lunch they find you and throw you in the dirt, one of them punched you in the back and it sure hurt, then the hottest girl comes up and tells them to stop, they walk away laughing and then upwards you hop. You've liked this girl for about five or six years, you tried to jack off to her until you reached tears, so you walk up and say "Wanna go out tonight?" she laughs in your face and says "Uh I'm gay all right?" This makes you sad cause you know she just lied, she's always got some guy standing by her close side, as you stare at her some guy pulls down ya pants, dacked, your small dick revealed, but you said you were packed? That night you just wanna end your sad life, you'll never have friends and there's no future wife, you pick up a gun and then you pull the trigger, that's my rap about Thomas Bown, ******!

02-14-2004, 12:15 AM	#134
Phil Williamson Super Moderator Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 16,900	Yo, fo shizzle, werd.

02-14-2004, 03:04 AM	#137
Gorosaurus Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 16,146	Naw wait up folks, this battle ain't half dead, there's still fun to be had, come outta this thread. That Thomas Bown, still layin' the smack, while I'm laying his mom for some bags o' crack. But I can sympathise, it's tough hearing such word, like 14 years ago, when she banged that Big Bird. But then, what hatched was neither Ernie nor Bert, no, to many more men would this offspring flirt. Like Richard Simmons, just hooked on Dungeons & D, or a perfect guniea pig for acne vanishing cream. The pain of Nagasaki wasn't nearly the girth, of the horror young Bown would plague of this Earth. I wonder how long we are under this sentence, we get the one sped who doesn't grab our attendance. He logs onto the board, and the torture does start, as we can't escape the fumes of this racist mind fart. I know you can't play with other kids because you're too frail, but geeze man... with you here, we're all destined for Hell..

02-14-2004, 05:20 AM	#141
Night Crawler Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 417	haha nice.

03-04-2004, 10:52 AM	#144
Dick Harris Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,503	HOW NOW BROWN COW

03-04-2004, 11:47 AM	#145
Happyjuice Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,573	-

03-04-2004, 11:54 AM	#146
Dick Harris Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,503	BLUE ZOO WHO? YOU.

03-04-2004, 11:56 AM	#147
Happyjuice Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,573	-

03-04-2004, 12:01 PM	#148
Dick Harris Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,503	HEAD BED FRED SHED

03-04-2004, 12:03 PM	#149
Happyjuice Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,573	-

03-04-2004, 12:04 PM	#150
Dick Harris Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,503	FINISH HIM