So what did you do for Valentine's day? - Page 4

Greensmith · 02-17-2004, 07:53 PM

I sat around and thought about how great it'd be if my ex just happened to die and police never found a body. Heh, heh.

Just kidding. I'd let the police find the body.

Domicile Destructo · 02-17-2004, 07:56 PM

Only pussies ditch the bodies, real men eat their victims, you pussy.

Klown · 02-17-2004, 07:56 PM

I had sex once. Then i realised I had cum all over my hand.

Xclexski · 02-17-2004, 07:58 PM

Eating your defeated enemies lets you gain their powers, dewd.

Domicile Destructo · 02-17-2004, 07:58 PM

Yeah, this guy's not a real killer, he's just a poser, like Ed Gein.

Klown · 02-17-2004, 07:59 PM

Wait you know fuck you guys all talking about how you fuck GIRLS on a regular basis. I know its all internet lies to show off. I KNOW OK I KNOW

JAYMOND LIES. AND WILL. AND SWEENS. AND ALAN. AND OTHERS

I GET CHA

Domicile Destructo · 02-17-2004, 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Crappy Klown
I had sex once. Then i realised I had cum all over my hand.

I can't even have sex with myself without the aid of roofies

.

Evil Ash · 02-17-2004, 08:03 PM

I had a better time with the Swedish Quakers than all you people with your fancy shmansy "girl-friends" and oh-so precious "sex!"

Domicile Destructo · 02-17-2004, 08:05 PM

I told some girl I hope she get's date raped next valentines day

.

AR-Raven · 02-17-2004, 08:12 PM

She didn't want to
He had his way
She said let's go
He said no way!
Don't worry babe,
It's your lucky day.
If it weren't for date rape,
I'd never get laid

Lyntan · 02-17-2004, 08:18 PM

you'll live to regret this
one day you'll miss this kiss
and then it'll be too late

i'll wake up and clench my fist
you'll beg and i'll say lis-
-ten it's gone, fuck you and your fate

and then
i'll walk away
and you will say
that i was never the one

but your heart
will never have
the love i could give you is gone

but until that day
keep pushing me away-ee-ay
i'm just not good enough for you

and believe me i can't wait
til i see your mind change
and i can show these fingers to you

i just wrote that while i was taking a shit

Domicile Destructo · 02-17-2004, 08:19 PM

YEAH! Well I wrote this while taking a shit.

"Hurn....ugh...ah"

Jeremy Dick · 02-17-2004, 09:10 PM

i wrote a love note for the cheerleader i have locked up in my basement.. it said that the sex i force upon her is merely an expression of the love i had for her.. she didnt say anything back but i think it made her day

Bobby Swisha · 02-17-2004, 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tom Braithwaite
you'll live to regret this
one day you'll miss this kiss
and then it'll be too late

i'll wake up and clench my fist
you'll beg and i'll say lis-
-ten it's gone, fuck you and your fate

and then
i'll walk away
and you will say
that i was never the one

but your heart
will never have
the love i could give you is gone

but until that day
keep pushing me away-ee-ay
i'm just not good enough for you

and believe me i can't wait
til i see your mind change
and i can show these fingers to you

i just wrote that while i was taking a shit

Please include the Tom Braithwaite Poem And Song Collection in your will to me as well. Thanks.

Darunia · 02-18-2004, 12:13 AM

I spent most of the day cleaning up giblets at the butchers

Jesterfoot · 02-18-2004, 01:09 AM

Me and my friend Adam, went to his house to chill with these two chicks. Me and The girls wanted to go into his hot tub in our underwear, but Adam didn't let us.

Cal Flavell · 02-18-2004, 01:12 AM

Adam's gay.

Blind · 02-18-2004, 01:15 AM

Hahah, poor Jon!!

Domicile Destructo · 02-18-2004, 01:57 AM

Blink 182- Adam's song.

Bobby Swisha · 02-18-2004, 02:45 AM

Anal Cunt - All the Small Things

Domicile Destructo · 02-18-2004, 02:47 AM

Anal Cunt did a really funny version of "Just the two of us" someone should check it out.

Cody Pittman · 02-18-2004, 03:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by gaj86
I went to watch The Haunted Mansion.... then to a cafe for ice-cream. lol.

holy shit, me too

Jeremy Dick · 02-18-2004, 05:03 PM

no you didn't cody. goddammit.

Wildfire · 02-18-2004, 08:32 PM

On valentines day, me and some of my friends went out, and we met this chick that I like and that likes me...

And I fucking forgot it was valentines day.

Oh yea. And I sent someone a really bad poem. And now she's not talking to me or some shit. Whore.

Dave Miles · 02-18-2004, 10:06 PM

You suck at life.

02-17-2004, 07:53 PM	#76
Greensmith Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 34	I sat around and thought about how great it'd be if my ex just happened to die and police never found a body. Heh, heh. Just kidding. I'd let the police find the body.
Greensmith Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 34

02-17-2004, 07:56 PM	#78
Klown Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,640	I had sex once. Then i realised I had cum all over my hand.
Klown Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,640

02-17-2004, 07:58 PM	#79
Xclexski Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 3,961	Eating your defeated enemies lets you gain their powers, dewd.
Xclexski Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 3,961

02-17-2004, 07:59 PM	#81
Klown Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,640	Wait you know fuck you guys all talking about how you fuck GIRLS on a regular basis. I know its all internet lies to show off. I KNOW OK I KNOW JAYMOND LIES. AND WILL. AND SWEENS. AND ALAN. AND OTHERS I GET CHA
Klown Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,640

02-17-2004, 08:03 PM	#83
Evil Ash Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 15,534	I had a better time with the Swedish Quakers than all you people with your fancy shmansy "girl-friends" and oh-so precious "sex!"
Evil Ash Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 15,534

02-17-2004, 07:56 PM	#77
Domicile Destructo Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 7,405	Only pussies ditch the bodies, real men eat their victims, you pussy.

02-17-2004, 08:05 PM	#84
Domicile Destructo Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 7,405	I told some girl I hope she get's date raped next valentines day .

02-17-2004, 08:12 PM	#85
AR-Raven Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 5,558	She didn't want to He had his way She said let's go He said no way! Don't worry babe, It's your lucky day. If it weren't for date rape, I'd never get laid
AR-Raven Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 5,558

02-17-2004, 08:18 PM	#86
Lyntan Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 14,315	you'll live to regret this one day you'll miss this kiss and then it'll be too late i'll wake up and clench my fist you'll beg and i'll say lis- -ten it's gone, fuck you and your fate and then i'll walk away and you will say that i was never the one but your heart will never have the love i could give you is gone but until that day keep pushing me away-ee-ay i'm just not good enough for you and believe me i can't wait til i see your mind change and i can show these fingers to you i just wrote that while i was taking a shit
Lyntan Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 14,315

02-17-2004, 08:19 PM	#87
Domicile Destructo Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 7,405	YEAH! Well I wrote this while taking a shit. "Hurn....ugh...ah"

02-17-2004, 09:10 PM	#88
Jeremy Dick Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 4,228	i wrote a love note for the cheerleader i have locked up in my basement.. it said that the sex i force upon her is merely an expression of the love i had for her.. she didnt say anything back but i think it made her day

02-18-2004, 12:13 AM	#90
Darunia Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 458	I spent most of the day cleaning up giblets at the butchers
Darunia Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 458

02-18-2004, 01:09 AM	#91
Jesterfoot Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 7,470	Me and my friend Adam, went to his house to chill with these two chicks. Me and The girls wanted to go into his hot tub in our underwear, but Adam didn't let us.

02-18-2004, 01:12 AM	#92
Cal Flavell Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,557	Adam's gay.

02-18-2004, 01:15 AM	#93
Blind Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,618	Hahah, poor Jon!!
Blind Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,618

02-18-2004, 01:57 AM	#94
Domicile Destructo Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 7,405	Blink 182- Adam's song.

02-18-2004, 02:45 AM	#95
Bobby Swisha Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 46,012	Anal Cunt - All the Small Things

02-18-2004, 02:47 AM	#96
Domicile Destructo Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 7,405	Anal Cunt did a really funny version of "Just the two of us" someone should check it out.

02-18-2004, 05:03 PM	#98
Jeremy Dick Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 4,228	no you didn't cody. goddammit.

02-18-2004, 08:32 PM	#99
Wildfire Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 3,825	On valentines day, me and some of my friends went out, and we met this chick that I like and that likes me... And I fucking forgot it was valentines day. Oh yea. And I sent someone a really bad poem. And now she's not talking to me or some shit. Whore.
Wildfire Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 3,825

02-18-2004, 10:06 PM	#100
Dave Miles Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,236	You suck at life.