TEN attributes for a significant other. Thread. - Page 3

Evil Ash · 01-24-2004, 02:38 AM

Big jugs piss me off. I like normal boobies... with normal nipples. Firm too.

Bob Toasted · 01-24-2004, 02:43 AM

Today, there were these two girls I was sitting with and one was looking at the other's work and I'm like "WTF are you doing?!" and the girl that was looking at the other was like "I was-" then i said "CHECKING HER OUT!?!?!" and then they both were like "MEN ARE PIGS!" and I thought it was funny.

Shaun · 01-24-2004, 02:44 AM

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Originally posted by Fester Freelance
4. SMALL, PETITE BRUNETTE. mmmmm.

Evil Ash · 01-24-2004, 02:44 AM

Hahah Bob, that is funny.

Shaun · 01-24-2004, 03:03 AM

Okay I've got the whole list; in no particular order:

- Brown eyes; brunette; petite
- Doesn't share the same taste in bands, but is open minded
- Talks a lot. But not about boring things, like how her day was. I want her to ask me questions like "Where do you think Jon Stamos will be in ten years?" Yeah. That's not wierd, right?
- Hates all other men except me.
- Sexually active, but ashamed to admit it. I love girls like that.
- Likes to smoke pot or drunk occasionally but is very quiet about. None of that "yeah I smoked three blunts yesterday" or "oh man I got sooo wasted last night" bullshit. I hate that.
- Doesn't have a job. I like being the provider.
- Laughs a lot, but at the same time isn't obnoxious (as crazy as that sounds)
- Doesn't cause trouble
- Wants marriage, kids

Bad Stuff:
- Being a smartass
- Mentions menstrual cycle on regular basis
- Tries to get to know my friends, or complains about them often.
- Satan worshippers; anarchists; girls who write stupid quotes like "life sux get ova it" on their notebooks. Holy shit that pisses me off so much.
- Complains about how other girls dress/act.

Yeah. I need love.

Danny Swazz · 01-24-2004, 03:10 AM

You're weird.

Rabid Dinosaur · 01-24-2004, 03:26 AM

That's pretty much what my list would be like, Shaun.

Fat Puppy · 01-24-2004, 03:28 AM

1. Listens to music that isn't shitty, and is open minded about it. It doesn't have to be the same music I listen to. That would be boring. It just has to be something that isn't absolute trash.

2. Short. I don't know why, but I always think short girls are the hottest. I'm not talking compared to me, because that would be every girl, but just short in general.

3. Sweet. I think girls that can be funny are awesome, but I wouldn't want to date one. I like being the funny one. And girls that are nice are... nice. Yeah.

4. Doesn't care if I don't talk much. I'd rather listen to a girl talk about themselves than to have to talk.

5. Cute. I honestly would rather go out with a girl that wasn't mega hot. It would be intimidating, which is never cool.

6. Jet black hair. Yeah.

7. Doesn't care about marriage. I don't believe in marriage, so, yeah, that would be a plus. I believe in commited relationships, just not the marriage bullshit.

8. I guess wants kids. Kids would be badass.

9. NOT A MORON. Damn, that seems to kill me with girls. So many are just fucking...idiotic. Maybe I set my standards high, but whatever. I'd want a girl that was about as smart as I am.

10. Lazy. I don't want someone to bitch at me about not doing things. I want someone who will sit there and not do them with me.

Bad Stuff:

1. Good Charlotte/Simple Plan/any shit like that.
2. Blatant tattoos. I mean, I don't care about ones around the ankle or on the back or whatever, but when its a huge fucking bird or something on their arm, something is wrong.
3. Emotionally fucked up. I've had enough of this. I don't want to know you've been raped. Just... wow, yeah.
4. Fat. Kinda speaks for itself.
5. Constantly self-abrasive. Stop saying you're fat. You're not. Shut up.

AR-Raven · 01-24-2004, 03:43 AM

- isn't jewish
- doesn't vomit at the site of me

...

Come to think of it I have no idea what I want in a woman. Not like I'd ever get a woman, but hey. I judge based on looks, not personality, so I'm a penis. I gotta set my life straight

Kieran McIlwain · 01-24-2004, 03:47 AM

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Originally posted by Gorosaurus
-Gotta be somewhat intelligent
-Outgoing when situationally alright
-Funny, or at least thinks I'm funny
-Artistic and creative
-Loves movies and/or cartoons. Games would be a rare bonus
-Is not afraid to eat, and loves seafood
-Somewhat shapely. I have to be proud to show her to people
-Follows my personal beliefs and morals
-Loves nature and wonders of life
-Appreciation for talent-taking music

Naddas

-Smokes, or does any harmful drugs
-Favorite bands include Jay Z, Ludacris, and Anal Cunt (LOL)
-Unfaithful, or too flirtatious
-Boring.
-Urban mindset

Very much the same for me, except #9 isn't really necessary. I'm not sure what you mean by urban mindset however. I'm a commercialist whore and intend to live in an apartment in the inner-city, if that's what you mean then obviously that woulnd't work with me for someone else.

Evil Ash · 01-24-2004, 03:50 AM

Guys, am I alone on this or...

Is that not hot? Because I like it...

Yeah I like it.
She's not that hot in other flicks though, or other pictures I've seen... but she is there. Yum.

Gorosaurus · 01-24-2004, 03:52 AM

And Domicile, I'll make an exception for you, hunny

Kale Monster · 01-24-2004, 04:00 AM

If I posted any contribution to this thread, would it turn into a homosexuality debate?

Notch Johnson · 01-24-2004, 04:02 AM

stfu queer

Gorosaurus · 01-24-2004, 04:05 AM

Well, I guess the first post was purposely ambiguous, and hey, with ambiguity there's ALWAYS gays!

So post away, sir Cade! Looks like Bown already started paving the way

...actually, I dunno if he posted here yet, but whatever.

Travis Wells · 01-24-2004, 04:05 AM

That was fast.

Dave Miles · 01-24-2004, 04:37 AM

LIKES:

-A good sense of humour. not too over the top, just a girl who's witty and understands how to induce a good laugh

-Pretty eyes that make me feel warm and fuzzy when I gaze into them.

-A nice soft, gentle voice that doesn't drive me insane.

-A girl who isnt shy, but a girl who isnt too talkative and obnoxious---someone who i'll be able to have a nice flow of conversation with.

-A girl who does ANAL FISTING.

-A girl who isnt a shallow bitch, and that constantly has her eye on other things. I want someone with devotion to me.

-A girl who is an immediate member of my family.

DISLIKES:

-A girl who tries to be funny and I have to constantly pretend to laugh.

-A girl that has has meaty legs and love handles.

...pretty much just the oposite of everything above.

Bobby Swisha · 01-24-2004, 04:43 AM

This thread is kind of dumb.

My girlfriend wasn't perfect when I met her, and I'm glad. Helping her with whatever problems she may has and always being there for her has brought us so much closer together.

I'm eating peaches.

Jacob Adams · 01-24-2004, 04:44 AM

I don't eat meat. I am jewish. Fruit is poison for the soul.

Bobby Swisha · 01-24-2004, 04:50 AM

And no offense, but I think that the fact you guys are making this lists is pretty... pathetic.

Jaymond · 01-24-2004, 04:50 AM

NEEDS:

Quote:

Originally posted by BR
My girlfriend

yeah we're sappy.

Gorosaurus · 01-24-2004, 04:54 AM

Well BR, I'm simply insterested as to which attributes attracts people to others. I figured it'd be a little more varied than this, but I guess not.

Fat Puppy · 01-24-2004, 04:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BR
And no offense, but I think that the fact you guys are making this lists is pretty... pathetic.

What? Ok, this thread is about what attributes you look for in a girl. How is that pathetic? Its fucking human nature. You do it subconciously. This is just writing it out.

Jatz · 01-24-2004, 05:26 AM

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Originally posted by Fat Puppy
2. Short. I don't know why, but I always think short girls are the hottest. I'm not talking compared to me, because that would be every girl, but just short in general.

3. Sweet. I think girls that can be funny are awesome, but I wouldn't want to date one. I like being the funny one. And girls that are nice are... nice. Yeah.

5. Cute. I honestly would rather go out with a girl that wasn't mega hot. It would be intimidating, which is never cool.

6. Jet black hair. Yeah.

I love all of those things too. Think... a short girl with jet black hair and green eyes. hawt.

VIVALAVOVA · 01-24-2004, 05:28 AM

I like dudes.

01-24-2004, 02:38 AM	#51
Evil Ash Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 15,534	Big jugs piss me off. I like normal boobies... with normal nipples. Firm too.
Evil Ash Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 15,534

01-24-2004, 02:44 AM	#54
Evil Ash Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 15,534	Hahah Bob, that is funny.
Evil Ash Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 15,534

01-24-2004, 03:03 AM	#55
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881	Okay I've got the whole list; in no particular order: - Brown eyes; brunette; petite - Doesn't share the same taste in bands, but is open minded - Talks a lot. But not about boring things, like how her day was. I want her to ask me questions like "Where do you think Jon Stamos will be in ten years?" Yeah. That's not wierd, right? - Hates all other men except me. - Sexually active, but ashamed to admit it. I love girls like that. - Likes to smoke pot or drunk occasionally but is very quiet about. None of that "yeah I smoked three blunts yesterday" or "oh man I got sooo wasted last night" bullshit. I hate that. - Doesn't have a job. I like being the provider. - Laughs a lot, but at the same time isn't obnoxious (as crazy as that sounds) - Doesn't cause trouble - Wants marriage, kids Bad Stuff: - Being a smartass - Mentions menstrual cycle on regular basis - Tries to get to know my friends, or complains about them often. - Satan worshippers; anarchists; girls who write stupid quotes like "life sux get ova it" on their notebooks. Holy shit that pisses me off so much. - Complains about how other girls dress/act. Yeah. I need love.
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881

01-24-2004, 03:28 AM	#58
Fat Puppy Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 6,824	1. Listens to music that isn't shitty, and is open minded about it. It doesn't have to be the same music I listen to. That would be boring. It just has to be something that isn't absolute trash. 2. Short. I don't know why, but I always think short girls are the hottest. I'm not talking compared to me, because that would be every girl, but just short in general. 3. Sweet. I think girls that can be funny are awesome, but I wouldn't want to date one. I like being the funny one. And girls that are nice are... nice. Yeah. 4. Doesn't care if I don't talk much. I'd rather listen to a girl talk about themselves than to have to talk. 5. Cute. I honestly would rather go out with a girl that wasn't mega hot. It would be intimidating, which is never cool. 6. Jet black hair. Yeah. 7. Doesn't care about marriage. I don't believe in marriage, so, yeah, that would be a plus. I believe in commited relationships, just not the marriage bullshit. 8. I guess wants kids. Kids would be badass. 9. NOT A MORON. Damn, that seems to kill me with girls. So many are just fucking...idiotic. Maybe I set my standards high, but whatever. I'd want a girl that was about as smart as I am. 10. Lazy. I don't want someone to bitch at me about not doing things. I want someone who will sit there and not do them with me. Bad Stuff: 1. Good Charlotte/Simple Plan/any shit like that. 2. Blatant tattoos. I mean, I don't care about ones around the ankle or on the back or whatever, but when its a huge fucking bird or something on their arm, something is wrong. 3. Emotionally fucked up. I've had enough of this. I don't want to know you've been raped. Just... wow, yeah. 4. Fat. Kinda speaks for itself. 5. Constantly self-abrasive. Stop saying you're fat. You're not. Shut up.
Fat Puppy Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 6,824

01-24-2004, 03:43 AM	#59
AR-Raven Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 5,558	- isn't jewish - doesn't vomit at the site of me ... Come to think of it I have no idea what I want in a woman. Not like I'd ever get a woman, but hey. I judge based on looks, not personality, so I'm a penis. I gotta set my life straight
AR-Raven Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 5,558

01-24-2004, 02:43 AM	#52
Bob Toasted Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 4,909	Today, there were these two girls I was sitting with and one was looking at the other's work and I'm like "WTF are you doing?!" and the girl that was looking at the other was like "I was-" then i said "CHECKING HER OUT!?!?!" and then they both were like "MEN ARE PIGS!" and I thought it was funny.

01-24-2004, 03:10 AM	#56
Danny Swazz Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 1,950	You're weird.

01-24-2004, 03:26 AM	#57
Rabid Dinosaur Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 14,894	That's pretty much what my list would be like, Shaun.

01-24-2004, 03:50 AM	#61
Evil Ash Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 15,534	Guys, am I alone on this or... Is that not hot? Because I like it... Yeah I like it. She's not that hot in other flicks though, or other pictures I've seen... but she is there. Yum.
Evil Ash Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 15,534

01-24-2004, 03:52 AM	#62
Gorosaurus Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 16,146	And Domicile, I'll make an exception for you, hunny

01-24-2004, 04:00 AM	#63
Kale Monster Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 6,908	If I posted any contribution to this thread, would it turn into a homosexuality debate?

01-24-2004, 04:02 AM	#64
Notch Johnson Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 4,503	stfu queer

01-24-2004, 04:05 AM	#65
Gorosaurus Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 16,146	Well, I guess the first post was purposely ambiguous, and hey, with ambiguity there's ALWAYS gays! So post away, sir Cade! Looks like Bown already started paving the way ...actually, I dunno if he posted here yet, but whatever.

01-24-2004, 04:05 AM	#66
Travis Wells Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,147	That was fast.

01-24-2004, 04:37 AM	#67
Dave Miles Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,236	LIKES: -A good sense of humour. not too over the top, just a girl who's witty and understands how to induce a good laugh -Pretty eyes that make me feel warm and fuzzy when I gaze into them. -A nice soft, gentle voice that doesn't drive me insane. -A girl who isnt shy, but a girl who isnt too talkative and obnoxious---someone who i'll be able to have a nice flow of conversation with. -A girl who does ANAL FISTING. -A girl who isnt a shallow bitch, and that constantly has her eye on other things. I want someone with devotion to me. -A girl who is an immediate member of my family. DISLIKES: -A girl who tries to be funny and I have to constantly pretend to laugh. -A girl that has has meaty legs and love handles. ...pretty much just the oposite of everything above.

01-24-2004, 04:43 AM	#68
Bobby Swisha Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 46,012	This thread is kind of dumb. My girlfriend wasn't perfect when I met her, and I'm glad. Helping her with whatever problems she may has and always being there for her has brought us so much closer together. I'm eating peaches.

01-24-2004, 04:44 AM	#69
Jacob Adams Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 3,799	I don't eat meat. I am jewish. Fruit is poison for the soul.

01-24-2004, 04:50 AM	#70
Bobby Swisha Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 46,012	And no offense, but I think that the fact you guys are making this lists is pretty... pathetic.

01-24-2004, 04:54 AM	#72
Gorosaurus Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 16,146	Well BR, I'm simply insterested as to which attributes attracts people to others. I figured it'd be a little more varied than this, but I guess not.

01-24-2004, 05:28 AM	#75
VIVALAVOVA Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 8,519	I like dudes.