Things 3DMMers say during sex.... - Page 10

Adam Shaw · 09-22-2002, 02:23 PM

Jeff ching: (In a nightclub) So have you ever sat on a washing machine? Cos I've heard that washing machines, like, when they rumble you can have an orgasm, and you know condoms, they come in all kinds of flavours, like strawberry, peach, curry.... do you like curry?

Mike Johnston · 09-25-2002, 08:36 AM

Tony Teulan -
Chick: Is it up?
If you don't get it, then think about 3dmm.tv

David Crowe · 09-25-2002, 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Adam Shaw
Jeff ching: (In a nightclub) So have you ever sat on a washing machine? Cos I've heard that washing machines, like, when they rumble you can have an orgasm, and you know condoms, they come in all kinds of flavours, like strawberry, peach, curry.... do you like curry?

HAHAHAHAHA!

Fish Stick · 09-25-2002, 10:06 PM

only people that talk to dan luke online will get this

*during Cyber sex*

Dan Luke: So, do you really want to do this?
Random Girl from a chat room: Oh yea, I wish I could fuck you so hard in real life right now
Dan Luke has signed off at 10:47:25
Dan Luke has signed on at 10:47:56
Dan Luke: Umm yea, you can't say that word online or my AIM kicks me off. can you replace it with like, fux0rz or something. and sex with secks.
Random Girl: Umm, okay, now lets do this thing
Dan Luke: I slowly slide my P3/\/13 into your \/ag1/\/a
Random Girl: what the hell are you talking about
Dan Luke has signed off at 10:49:06
Dan Luke has signed on at 10:49:32
Dan Luke: Damnit! i told you not to do that!
Dan Luke has signed off at 10:50:11

Dan Luke · 09-25-2002, 10:07 PM

steve do we still have that awesome convo about the 3-some?

Mike Johnston · 10-08-2002, 04:58 AM

OMG!!! More people reply to my topics when I make them under the influence. Sweet.

David Crowe · 10-17-2002, 07:22 AM

Jordan Siddall: Fuckin' take this shit like a man!!
Mike Storch: Oh! DO IT TO ME! DO IT TO ME! OHHAAHHHHH!!!
DatablasterXR: Fucking suck it Mike! Fucking suck it!
Corey Schwoebol: OMG MY ASS NEEDS A FUCKING!!!
DatablasterXR: I'm fucking gonna be there real soon bitch!!!
Mike Storch: Wait, we have to stop now. Star Trek is on.

ITS LIKE A HUGE NEWBIE SEX PARTY WHERE THEY ALL JUST SEX!!!!!!!11111111

Lord Trasher · 10-21-2002, 01:30 PM

Rudi Edsall: <loud, offkey version of "Too Drunk To Fuck">

Woman: Oh, yeah! Ohh yea--
Tom Paulka: GARBLE!
<woman dies of heart attack>

Klown · 10-21-2002, 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fish Stick
only people that talk to dan luke online will get this

*during Cyber sex*

Dan Luke: So, do you really want to do this?
Random Girl from a chat room: Oh yea, I wish I could fuck you so hard in real life right now
Dan Luke has signed off at 10:47:25
Dan Luke has signed on at 10:47:56
Dan Luke: Umm yea, you can't say that word online or my AIM kicks me off. can you replace it with like, fux0rz or something. and sex with secks.
Random Girl: Umm, okay, now lets do this thing
Dan Luke: I slowly slide my P3/\/13 into your \/ag1/\/a
Random Girl: what the hell are you talking about
Dan Luke has signed off at 10:49:06
Dan Luke has signed on at 10:49:32
Dan Luke: Damnit! i told you not to do that!
Dan Luke has signed off at 10:50:11

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Patmaster · 10-25-2002, 02:00 AM

these sex cracks are getting old and gay

Klown · 10-25-2002, 07:31 AM

The sex cracks are getting homosexual?

Stop using gay as an insult is really juvinile

Skittlebrau · 11-01-2002, 02:55 AM

Stop mixing two sentances together fucking annoying I get last post last post.

Gray Fox · 11-02-2002, 10:02 PM

Jon, you're so gay it's unbelievable.

Sammy Sagitarius · 11-24-2002, 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jazz Dylan
Sammy Sagitarius: Cindy, the way u just touched your breast there, I think your gay. Come on, its alrite, I'm bisexual. Next time you come to my house, bring a few friends, I'll bring some of my mates, too. I'm glad you just admitted to being gay. I peronsally think the entire human race is either gay or bisexual...cuz I am.

You MUST be a homosexual.

Yossarko · 11-25-2002, 12:02 AM

no...lol why?

VIVALAVOVA · 11-25-2002, 06:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jazz Dylan
Girl: Ooh, Matt, that feels good...
Matt Mcgowan: ...
Girl: ...Hello?
Girl: ....Matt? Are you alive? **prods mcgowan with finger**
Girl: OH MY GOD HES DEAD!! **cries and slits wrists**
Matt Mcgowan: ...SUPRISE! I AINT DEAD!
Sapone: **pops up from behind bed** Ha har, you fucking idiot bitch! WE TRICKED U! WE TRICKED YOU SO DAMN GOOD! HAHAAHAHAH! FUCKING IDIOT!

best one. omg. LOL. jazz is fucking awesome.

gaj86 · 12-17-2002, 08:58 PM

keep this thread going, it made me laugh very loudly. ask pacey

Bob Toasted · 12-17-2002, 10:28 PM

BobToasted: OMG! GAJ86! OH YES!
Mom: ARE YOU MASTURBATING AGAIN!?

Gaj86: Rydw i yn cael rhyw hefo defaid

gaj86 · 12-24-2002, 06:16 PM

YAY YOU REMEMBERED

Mike Johnston · 01-06-2003, 07:04 AM

Bradley Jarrett · 01-09-2003, 08:44 PM

BULLSHIT!!!

Mike Johnston · 01-09-2003, 11:23 PM

Your sister is fat.

Super Chicken Girl · 01-10-2003, 11:00 AM

I'll show you my best trick ever!!
Hmm, i dont know. i'll check to see if theres time before dinner.

*SFX monster cry*

Whats up Mimi?

sorry, i dont know the 3dmmers well enough to make fun of them yet :P

Nelson · 01-11-2003, 08:19 PM

Nelson:yes yes yes!!! hey where did it go?

Jeff Ching: Not good enough? ok let me try about 300 more times

Crappy Clown: I llllllllloooooooooovvvvvvveeeee you baby!!!

Will Maltby: oooooyyy yeah mon', i thik yor condom to sma' mon' yyyyyyyyyyyeahhhhhh!

Digital Taco: dont worry baby....ill give you a digital pile driver!

jk...

Martijn · 01-15-2003, 12:10 PM

Bam fans say: Sex that what why do..........

09-22-2002, 02:23 PM	#226
Adam Shaw Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 170	Jeff ching: (In a nightclub) So have you ever sat on a washing machine? Cos I've heard that washing machines, like, when they rumble you can have an orgasm, and you know condoms, they come in all kinds of flavours, like strawberry, peach, curry.... do you like curry?
Adam Shaw Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 170

09-25-2002, 08:36 AM	#227
Mike Johnston Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 893	Tony Teulan - Chick: Is it up? If you don't get it, then think about 3dmm.tv
Mike Johnston Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 893

09-25-2002, 10:06 PM	#229
Fish Stick Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 140	only people that talk to dan luke online will get this during Cyber sex Dan Luke: So, do you really want to do this? Random Girl from a chat room: Oh yea, I wish I could fuck you so hard in real life right now Dan Luke has signed off at 10:47:25 Dan Luke has signed on at 10:47:56 Dan Luke: Umm yea, you can't say that word online or my AIM kicks me off. can you replace it with like, fux0rz or something. and sex with secks. Random Girl: Umm, okay, now lets do this thing Dan Luke: I slowly slide my P3/\/13 into your \/ag1/\/a Random Girl: what the hell are you talking about Dan Luke has signed off at 10:49:06 Dan Luke has signed on at 10:49:32 Dan Luke: Damnit! i told you not to do that! Dan Luke has signed off at 10:50:11
Fish Stick Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 140

09-25-2002, 10:07 PM	#230
Dan Luke Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 3,827	steve do we still have that awesome convo about the 3-some?
Dan Luke Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 3,827

10-08-2002, 04:58 AM	#231
Mike Johnston Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 893	OMG!!! More people reply to my topics when I make them under the influence. Sweet.
Mike Johnston Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 893

10-17-2002, 07:22 AM	#232
David Crowe Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 1,736	Jordan Siddall: Fuckin' take this shit like a man!! Mike Storch: Oh! DO IT TO ME! DO IT TO ME! OHHAAHHHHH!!! DatablasterXR: Fucking suck it Mike! Fucking suck it! Corey Schwoebol: OMG MY ASS NEEDS A FUCKING!!! DatablasterXR: I'm fucking gonna be there real soon bitch!!! Mike Storch: Wait, we have to stop now. Star Trek is on. ITS LIKE A HUGE NEWBIE SEX PARTY WHERE THEY ALL JUST SEX!!!!!!!11111111

10-21-2002, 01:30 PM	#233
Lord Trasher Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 4,739	Rudi Edsall: <loud, offkey version of "Too Drunk To Fuck"> Woman: Oh, yeah! Ohh yea-- Tom Paulka: GARBLE! <woman dies of heart attack>

10-25-2002, 02:00 AM	#235
Patmaster Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 404	these sex cracks are getting old and gay
Patmaster Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 404

10-25-2002, 07:31 AM	#236
Klown Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,640	The sex cracks are getting homosexual? Stop using gay as an insult is really juvinile
Klown Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,640

11-01-2002, 02:55 AM	#237
Skittlebrau Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 8,804	Stop mixing two sentances together fucking annoying I get last post last post.

11-02-2002, 10:02 PM	#238
Gray Fox Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 2,228	Jon, you're so gay it's unbelievable.
Gray Fox Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 2,228

11-25-2002, 12:02 AM	#240
Yossarko Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 8,357	no...lol why?
Yossarko Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 8,357

12-17-2002, 08:58 PM	#242
gaj86 Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 407	keep this thread going, it made me laugh very loudly. ask pacey
gaj86 Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 407

12-17-2002, 10:28 PM	#243
Bob Toasted Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 4,909	BobToasted: OMG! GAJ86! OH YES! Mom: ARE YOU MASTURBATING AGAIN!? Gaj86: Rydw i yn cael rhyw hefo defaid

12-24-2002, 06:16 PM	#244
gaj86 Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 407	YAY YOU REMEMBERED
gaj86 Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 407

01-06-2003, 07:04 AM	#245
Mike Johnston Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 893	ASK ME ABOUT IT ON THE INTERNAET ...
Mike Johnston Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 893

01-09-2003, 08:44 PM	#246
Bradley Jarrett Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 19	BULLSHIT!!!

01-09-2003, 11:23 PM	#247
Mike Johnston Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 893	Your sister is fat.
Mike Johnston Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 893

01-10-2003, 11:00 AM	#248
Super Chicken Girl Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 2,556	I'll show you my best trick ever!! Hmm, i dont know. i'll check to see if theres time before dinner. SFX monster cry Whats up Mimi? sorry, i dont know the 3dmmers well enough to make fun of them yet :P

01-11-2003, 08:19 PM	#249
Nelson Banned Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 115	Nelson:yes yes yes!!! hey where did it go? Jeff Ching: Not good enough? ok let me try about 300 more times Crappy Clown: I llllllllloooooooooovvvvvvveeeee you baby!!! Will Maltby: oooooyyy yeah mon', i thik yor condom to sma' mon' yyyyyyyyyyyeahhhhhh! Digital Taco: dont worry baby....ill give you a digital pile driver! jk...
Nelson Banned Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 115

01-15-2003, 12:10 PM	#250
Martijn Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 144	Bam fans say: Bam fans say: Sex that what why do..........
Martijn Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 144