Spread rumors about the 3DMM Bird Actor

Doog Lord · 01-25-2022, 05:59 PM

I hear the devs originally had it in the game to test out complex models and removed it when they tried converting it into a textured actor due to how terrifying it looked.

Hans Grosse · 01-25-2022, 06:04 PM

The Bird likes playing Counter-Strike.

French Fry · 01-25-2022, 10:53 PM

1997 Red Bird Beta Incident

Plopilpy · 01-25-2022, 10:54 PM

The bird sucked dick in the school parking lot

(Not a rumour, just fact)

Bown · 01-26-2022, 02:50 AM

I heard the bird bit Ploppy’s tiny little dick off because it thought it was a seed or bit of grain

Kane · 01-26-2022, 08:57 AM

I also heard the bird bit Ploppy's tiny little dick off but also made a nest out of his huge eyebrow

Onattienz · 01-26-2022, 09:51 AM

The bird is the word.

PizzaLuigi · 03-30-2022, 07:37 AM

The 3DMM Bird Actor was actually malware Steve Jobs personally used against Microsoft in fear of 3dmm’s power.

CupOfTea · 03-30-2022, 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by French Fry

1997 Red Bird Beta Incident

it happened to me while i was making a movie there. it was crazy. i didnt know what to do, so i ignored it and continued making the movie. when i finished the movie, the bird was gone.

Hans Grosse · 03-30-2022, 03:42 PM

They had to cut The Bird because it kept killing the actors that were placed in the testing movie, even if it wasn't being animated.

Plopilpy · 03-30-2022, 03:52 PM

the bird is a respectable gentleman

PizzaLuigi · 03-30-2022, 10:05 PM

There used to be ambience in the 3DMM beta but only the bird actor was placed.

01-25-2022, 05:59 PM	#1
Doog Lord Member Join Date: Oct 2020 Posts: 629	Spread rumors about the 3DMM Bird Actor I hear the devs originally had it in the game to test out complex models and removed it when they tried converting it into a textured actor due to how terrifying it looked.
Doog Lord Member Join Date: Oct 2020 Posts: 629

01-25-2022, 06:04 PM	#2
Hans Grosse Member Join Date: Apr 2021 Posts: 723	The Bird likes playing Counter-Strike.
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01-25-2022, 10:54 PM	#4
Plopilpy Senior Member Join Date: May 2020 Posts: 3,105	The bird sucked dick in the school parking lot (Not a rumour, just fact)
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01-26-2022, 02:50 AM	#5
Bown Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 18,740	I heard the bird bit Ploppy’s tiny little dick off because it thought it was a seed or bit of grain
Bown Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 18,740

01-26-2022, 08:57 AM	#6
Kane Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2020 Posts: 1,096	I also heard the bird bit Ploppy's tiny little dick off but also made a nest out of his huge eyebrow
Kane Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2020 Posts: 1,096

01-25-2022, 10:53 PM	#3
French Fry Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2013 Posts: 1,962	1997 Red Bird Beta Incident

01-26-2022, 09:51 AM	#7
Onattienz Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2021 Posts: 277	The bird is the word.
Onattienz Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2021 Posts: 277

03-30-2022, 07:37 AM	#8
PizzaLuigi Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2019 Posts: 1,144	The 3DMM Bird Actor was actually malware Steve Jobs personally used against Microsoft in fear of 3dmm’s power.

03-30-2022, 03:42 PM	#10
Hans Grosse Member Join Date: Apr 2021 Posts: 723	They had to cut The Bird because it kept killing the actors that were placed in the testing movie, even if it wasn't being animated.
Hans Grosse Member Join Date: Apr 2021 Posts: 723

03-30-2022, 03:52 PM	#11
Plopilpy Senior Member Join Date: May 2020 Posts: 3,105	the bird is a respectable gentleman
Plopilpy Senior Member Join Date: May 2020 Posts: 3,105

03-30-2022, 10:05 PM	#12
PizzaLuigi Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2019 Posts: 1,144	There used to be ambience in the 3DMM beta but only the bird actor was placed.