Poem

[Plopilpy]

On a wide-stanced night, all throughout the stalls
Toe-tapping senators pranced throughout the halls

Not a single one, had a thin stance on their leg
They were all in worship, of the one Larry Craig

Their hands swiped and swooped, trying to solicit
When asked about their motives?
They remained silent, motives too explicit

The officers questioned, filing reports
Trying to keep more lewd senators out of airports

But with every question, the senators keep quiet
Sex in bathrooms? No, they deny it

The location in question, the officers ask why
Why in an airport to unzip their fly?

The senators are released, no evidence to their name
But one online bulletin hands them the blame

This user, of the board, had the same name as the naughty boy
Named Samurai Clinton, with a senator-exposing ploy

The senators denied, calling him a huge faker
And swore never again, to post on 3D Movie Maker

So, to this day, if you go to a stall
You have to be quiet, not to disturb them at all

You could peer underneath, stare at their shins
And maybe, just maybe, witness the toe-tapping within

It's at this point, you must remain calm
Or they'll get mad at you, and go rant on 3dmm.com

But, if you're careful, you can tip-toe past their stall
And return to the board with funny stories for all!

[I Am Your God]

Pulitzer Prize for His Poopiness

[Mr Mong]

Hahaha brill poem