freestyle rap battle thread - Page 2

Nixon · 05-02-2021, 09:41 PM

who are these people tryna split the bread
crowning the winner sayin close my thread
nah son this is my area
get off the spot
dont drop the mic if ya bars aint hot

Doog Lord · 05-02-2021, 10:14 PM

I wanna continue rappin, but it will lose it's affect as I said the bars don't mean anything.

Nixon · 05-02-2021, 10:25 PM

they dont have to be how you really feel dude, rapping is about being braggadocious and bigging yourself up and telling a story

Kane · 05-02-2021, 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nixon

dont drop the mic if ya bars aint hot

Sir, this is a mirror

Nixon · 05-02-2021, 10:48 PM

huh? its a reference to you saying drop the mic after 2 bars lmfao, dont catch feelings off a freestyle wit ya tetchy ass

Hans Grosse · 05-02-2021, 11:26 PM

Bitch, you're a no good, Black, White, Asian, Indian, Mexican, no good, deported lying son of a Bitch!

Kane · 05-02-2021, 11:27 PM

I was saying your bars ain't hot

Nixon · 05-02-2021, 11:51 PM

well in battle raps thats usually said by the opponent in the form of a verse, try make it flow better this time to make it go wit ya attitude

Nixon · 05-03-2021, 12:08 AM

kane acts like my bars aint hot
little does he know he is gonna get got
by da flow
leave his ass shakin in the snow
got frostbite now hes got no toes
nixon right here on the site
farting bars out my arse erry night

Bown · 05-03-2021, 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Autistic British Jackass

i'm gay, with a Japanese Blue Cat from the Future
don't you see, i'm not dumb, Pozin is dead

best bars in the thread so far

Bown · 05-03-2021, 02:34 PM

CartoonsAreDead burning the cess like it’s incense
Bugs gone, Mickey dispatched, it’s dropped-pin tense
Doesn’t use a bong, or a vape, or a spliff,
Just empties Swisher, fills it back up, and lets it rip
Coughing as the smoke makes its way up to his brain
But best be careful, man - it’ll make you go insane!
I like to do raps in a hip-hop style,
Rapping really makes me do a great big smile!

Doog Lord · 05-03-2021, 02:44 PM

Why are all the bars about me being a pothead?

Doog Lord · 05-03-2021, 03:00 PM

Here's my take on Patryk's rap:

"I'm a pussy bitch with everything i'm smart with
i'm an autistic 90's loving boy in a crusty apartment
i'm gay, with a Japanese Blue Cat from the Future I said,
'don't you see, i'm not dumb and Pozin is dead'
Mike Belfance, oh my god, he's a good artist
Get a monkey and me and the monkey is the smartest
Think about some websites, Yeah, Newgrounds is a best,
Flash site in the world, yeah it's better than the rest,
don't be autistic
just be artistic
what the fuck, All you bitches suck, yeah, i'mma go to bed,
don't be a bitch and ring my mom, (TUNA HEMATOMA IS DEAD!)"

Autistic British Jackass · 05-03-2021, 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CartoonsAreDead

Here's my take on Patryk's rap:

"I'm a pussy bitch with everything i'm smart with
i'm an autistic 90's loving boy in a crusty apartment
i'm gay, with a Japanese Blue Cat from the Future I said,
'don't you see, i'm not dumb and Pozin is dead'
Mike Belfance, oh my god, he's a good artist
Get a monkey and me and the monkey is the smartest
Think about some websites, Yeah, Newgrounds is a best,
Flash site in the world, yeah it's better than the rest,
don't be autistic
just be artistic
what the fuck, All you bitches suck, yeah, i'mma go to bed,
don't be a bitch and ring my mom, (TUNA HEMATOMA IS DEAD!)"

Well done, WELL DONE CARTOONSAREDEAD!

but mine is better.

Nixon · 12-15-2021, 12:51 AM

Old Rivers · 12-15-2021, 12:57 AM

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Bown · 12-15-2021, 06:27 AM

I am so happy this caught on

PizzaLuigi · 12-15-2021, 07:31 AM

This truly was the day of Bown

05-02-2021, 09:41 PM	#26
Nixon Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,293	who are these people tryna split the bread crowning the winner sayin close my thread nah son this is my area get off the spot dont drop the mic if ya bars aint hot
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05-02-2021, 10:14 PM	#27
Doog Lord Member Join Date: Oct 2020 Posts: 629	I wanna continue rappin, but it will lose it's affect as I said the bars don't mean anything.
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05-02-2021, 10:25 PM	#28
Nixon Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,293	they dont have to be how you really feel dude, rapping is about being braggadocious and bigging yourself up and telling a story
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05-02-2021, 10:48 PM	#30
Nixon Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,293	huh? its a reference to you saying drop the mic after 2 bars lmfao, dont catch feelings off a freestyle wit ya tetchy ass
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05-02-2021, 11:26 PM	#31
Hans Grosse Member Join Date: Apr 2021 Posts: 723	Bitch, you're a no good, Black, White, Asian, Indian, Mexican, no good, deported lying son of a Bitch!
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05-02-2021, 11:27 PM	#32
Kane Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2020 Posts: 1,096	I was saying your bars ain't hot
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05-02-2021, 11:51 PM	#33
Nixon Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,293	well in battle raps thats usually said by the opponent in the form of a verse, try make it flow better this time to make it go wit ya attitude
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05-03-2021, 12:08 AM	#34
Nixon Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,293	kane acts like my bars aint hot little does he know he is gonna get got by da flow leave his ass shakin in the snow got frostbite now hes got no toes nixon right here on the site farting bars out my arse erry night
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05-03-2021, 02:34 PM	#36
Bown Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 18,740	CartoonsAreDead burning the cess like it’s incense Bugs gone, Mickey dispatched, it’s dropped-pin tense Doesn’t use a bong, or a vape, or a spliff, Just empties Swisher, fills it back up, and lets it rip Coughing as the smoke makes its way up to his brain But best be careful, man - it’ll make you go insane! I like to do raps in a hip-hop style, Rapping really makes me do a great big smile!
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05-03-2021, 02:44 PM	#37
Doog Lord Member Join Date: Oct 2020 Posts: 629	Why are all the bars about me being a pothead?
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05-03-2021, 03:00 PM	#38
Doog Lord Member Join Date: Oct 2020 Posts: 629	Here's my take on Patryk's rap: "I'm a pussy bitch with everything i'm smart with i'm an autistic 90's loving boy in a crusty apartment i'm gay, with a Japanese Blue Cat from the Future I said, 'don't you see, i'm not dumb and Pozin is dead' Mike Belfance, oh my god, he's a good artist Get a monkey and me and the monkey is the smartest Think about some websites, Yeah, Newgrounds is a best, Flash site in the world, yeah it's better than the rest, don't be autistic just be artistic what the fuck, All you bitches suck, yeah, i'mma go to bed, don't be a bitch and ring my mom, (TUNA HEMATOMA IS DEAD!)"
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12-15-2021, 06:27 AM	#43
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